Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Chapter 1 Reborn

Chapter 1 is reborn
summer.

mountain village.

farmhouse.

Gululu, the feeling of hunger prompted Song Xi to open his eyes in a daze.

Instinctively driven, she turned her head to look for something, and in the furry softness, she touched something like a pacifier, opened her mouth, bit and sucked.A milky liquid filled the mouth.

Milky?nipple?
Opening his eyes completely, he raised his head vigorously, and the pacifier slipped from his mouth.What came into view was a plush body that rose and fell with breathing, and then lowered his head, revealing an orange hairy leg, and looking to the right, there was a raccoon-patterned leg.There are also two little milk cats with different coat colors.

This is...reborn as a cat?
At this time, the big face of mother cat came closer, and pushed Song Xi towards her stomach with her mouth.Just...let's talk when we're full.

With enough milk and food, just when Song Xi wanted to think about the cat's life next, he felt drowsy and fell asleep again.There is no way, the 286's body can't support the I9's CPU, and Song Xi crashes.

If he fell asleep and woke up, Song Xi would stay awake for longer and longer.

A few days ago, she took the first step of cat life. It felt very strange. The little cat was trembling and felt that it would be unable to hold on to the ground at any time.

The farmhouse where the cat nest was located was surprisingly large in Song Xi's eyes. In her previous life, she had seen majestic palaces and towering churches.The towering gate and dome gave her a sense of awe.

From the perspective of the cat, the farmhouse was like the palace she had been to in her previous life, empty and towering, like the residence of a god.

Song Xi lay beside the cat mother, staring at the tiles above her head in a daze.

As far as cats are concerned, humans are gods. A cat's life span is about 20 years, and humans are almost 5 times the life length of a cat.

From the perspective of a mortal, a mortal lives for a hundred years.It is natural to envy the gods who have lived for 500 years and thousands of years.

Song Xi used to read people on the Internet and analyzed that immortals do not have eternal life, and need external objects to continue their divine life every 500 years.

That's why there are flat peach festivals, longevity fruits, Tang monk meat, elixir and other things. The hidden context of Journey to the West is the story of the heavenly world's allocation of these Journey to the West resources, which led to gods fighting and little immortals suffering.

"Why did I come here?" Song Xi recalled.She remembered that she had eaten a lot of snacks such as soaked chicken feet and cumin konjac.

Song Xi is very spicy. When the taste is bland, he always likes to buy this kind of chewy and hot and sour snacks.After eating it, I had unbearable abdominal pain, and when I woke up in a daze, I became a cat.

She also had this kind of unbearable abdominal pain a few times before, and she often woke up in a cold sweat after passing out.

One time she went to a fortune teller, and the fortune teller said, you need to refrain from spicy and sour food.

At that time, she also felt that what the husband said was right, and she endured it for a while.Later, her husband passed away unexpectedly, and the pressure of survival and psychological pressure made her look for an outlet to vent, and she became a cat in the end.

What about the two children at home?Song Xi turned around anxiously.

Gotta find a way to go back!

During this time, through the phone conversations and TV programs of the grandmother next door, she deduced that she was reborn immediately, there was no time difference, and she could see her relatives when she rushed back.

Cats are born for 20 years, except for half a year of growth, the older they get, the less they like to move, and they don't have the energy to move.

And it is full of various uncertainties, maybe when it will be over.

There is nothing I can do if I rush back now, I still need to find a way to be reborn as a human being, since I can be reborn, there must be a way.

As for the children, she was sure that her sister would take care of them, just like if something happened to her sister, she would not hesitate to take her children over to take care of them.

Cats are most energetic when they are between 6 months and 3 years old.Therefore, it is necessary to strengthen the physical strength during this time, and find a way to be reborn as a human being. If there is a chance, I will go back to see them at home.

Looking at the few rays of sunlight sprinkled between the tiles, there is dust dancing in the sunlight.After Song Xi made up his mind, he fell asleep again in a daze.

In the days that followed, the mother cat found that the kitten with one flower arm sucked very hard.Sometimes I rolled my eyes after eating and kept eating.

Fortunately, only three cubs were born this time, otherwise, according to the way she eats, it is estimated that the other cubs would not be enough to eat.Mother Cat thought to herself,

Grandma Liu's Xiaohua gave birth to 12 cubs this time, and now they are all skinny after being sucked, their stomachs hang down limply, and the children's jobs are about to go up. She probably won't be able to beat me in the past two years.

In a blink of an eye, the kittens were walking very steadily.

Song Xi looks chubby, and if you look closely, it is slightly bigger than the other two kittens.

The mother cat lay on the threshold of the gate and watched the three kittens chasing and playing in the sun in the yard.Biting each other's ears, rolling over with their heads in their arms, kicking their legs to push them away.

Seeing Grandma Zhang coming back slowly outside the courtyard, the cat mother got up and ran to her, rubbing her legs and begging for a stroke.

This time there was no petting as expected, Grandma Zhang was holding a puppy in her hand.

The neighbor, Grandma Zhao, was drying the sheets on the bamboo pole, and when she caught sight of the puppy, she let out a yo.

"Mother Zhuzi, whose dog is this?" As he asked, he came over and pinched the back of the dog's neck with his thumb and index finger and lifted it up.

At first glance, this dog looks like a husky, but upon closer inspection, something seems wrong.

"The dog at Carpenter Li's house was born, and it's been three months. Carpenter Li has said too much, so he wants to give it away. I happened to raise a litter of chickens, and during this time, I always saw a weasel wandering around. Keep it up so you can help me watch it."

"You, good fortune is not enjoyed. The children in the city live in a big villa. If you don't live in it, you always want to raise chickens and ducks, and you don't need money. What are you planning?"

"I'm used to it, and idleness is idleness." The two old ladies moved their chairs and sat chatting.

"Why do you think this dog looks different from the one in Carpenter Li's house? The one in his house looks like a wolf, but also spirited. Why does this one look more stupid?" Grandma Zhao began to study. puppy on lap.

"Carpenter Li said that this dog is a crossbreed with some kind of dog, probably strung together. Look at the drooping ears, it doesn't look energetic like the upright ears. The legs also look thicker , the muscles between the legs are also particularly prominent. It looks stupid." Mrs. Zhang exerted her research spirit.

"You are stupid! Your whole family is stupid! Your whole family is stupid!" A male voice suddenly sounded.

　Mua~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)