Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Chapter 2 Two people, one dog and one cat gossip Longmen Formation

Song Xi was playing and listening to the chatter of the two old ladies, trying to collect as much information as possible.Suddenly a male voice startled her.

Look around, there is no one else.The two old ladies didn't seem to be affected at all. The content of the chat now was already a romantic affair in the village. The two of them deliberately lowered their voices and put their heads together.

Could it be auditory hallucinations? Is it possible that you have used your brain too much recently when exercising your mind?

The lying dog stood up abruptly, its ears pricked up. Grandma Zhao comforted it, and then it lay down again.

Song Xi ran to Grandma Zhang's feet and rubbed it non-stop. Grandma Zhang picked it up and put it on her lap.

"Shitou's daughter-in-law and Lao Liu's daughter-in-law are fighting!" Grandma Zhang whispered.

"What's the matter?" Grandma Zhao looked inquiring, and moved the chair over, and the two chairs were side by side.

"Today I was playing cards with a poker player in the Temple of the Earth God, Mrs. Gao, the neighbor of Shitou's family, told me about it."

"Eh?"

"It is said that Shitou's daughter-in-law and Lao Liu's daughter-in-law both got together with Chen Erhunzi, and Chen Erhunzi bought a necklace for Lao Liu's daughter-in-law--I don't know if it is real or fake--Shitou's daughter-in-law is jealous, so just Beat the old Liu's daughter-in-law."

"Oh yo!"

"Isn't Shitou's eldest son 16 years old? He's already in high school. Shitou's daughter-in-law's current daughter is only 2 years old. I heard it belongs to Chen Erhunzi!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, why did the stone agree to be born, doesn't he know?"

"I know!" Song Xi was listening intently, when Grandma Zhang slapped her thigh, which shocked her again. "When he was pregnant, his wife asked his wife to remove the stone. Guess what?"

"What's the matter?"

"Shitou's mother-in-law said that she needs more children so that she can rely on her when she gets old. If Shitou doesn't raise her, she will take care of her when she is born."

"His mother-in-law takes a motorcycle to work in a factory more than ten miles away every day. The motorcycle costs 16 yuan for a round trip, and the daily piecework wage is only [-] yuan. What do you think."

"Shitou's daughter-in-law has a bad brain since she was a child, and her mother-in-law can't figure it out." Grandma Zhao analyzed the reason.

"No wonder Shitou was such a diligent young man before, but now he goes to the factory to do half a day's work every day, and drinks after finishing his wages. I heard that the eldest son doesn't have any food expenses at school."

"It's a crime~" Grandma Zhao sighed.

"Shitou's life is also hard. He lost his father since he was a child, and his family was so poor that he had to marry a daughter-in-law with a mental problem."

The two old ladies sighed and fell silent.

"Damn, this is even more outrageous than the novel I wrote." The male voice sounded again.Song Xi was puzzled and failed to find the source of the sound, and wondered if this was a novel, and the sound was a narration?
"In this story, apart from Chen Erhunzi, everyone is at a loss." Song Xi thought.

"Shitou's life is hopeless because of decadence; Shitou's daughter-in-law can't expect her husband to make progress and live a good life, even in general; Shitou's son is facing such parents at a young age. It’s the hard mode of hell, the only grandmother I can rely on can’t protect her for a few years; Shitou’s mother-in-law is buried in the soil, and she still needs to raise a trumpet. Shitou’s daughter-in-law works hard. I really want to beat them all up. What's going on." Song Xi hugged his head with his short legs in distress.

"Violence can't solve the problem. You have to rely on your brain to know. If I were a stone, I wouldn't get married at the beginning. I get rich by working hard with my hands and brain. At least I don't need to marry someone with a brain problem. Hey, so what if I have money, Didn't I marry my wife when I had no money, and she left. Is this the punishment I have been writing for so many years in order to promote the plot and always set up obstacles for the protagonist?" The male voice sounded again, and it also responded to Song Xi's heart thought.

Now that Song Xi was sure, someone could hear her heart, and she couldn't help but be overjoyed, making her feel like she was one step closer to becoming a human again.

"Who are you?" she asked tentatively.

"I'm a dog!"

"Pfft~, although I also think you are a dog, please don't insult the dog." Song Xi almost laughed.

"What are you thinking about? I'm this husky lying on my stomach! Who are you?" Gouzi sullenly said.

"The flower-armed boss next to you!" Song Xi stood up on his front foot, trying to show himself a bit dignified.

As soon as she stood up, Grandma Zhang put her on the ground by the nape of her neck. Song Xi couldn't stand upright, staggered, pretending to be thirteen failed.

The two old ladies went back to the house to work, and Grandma Zhang was the owner of Song Xi and Gouzi.When the dog came, she had to arrange a kennel for it.

It is said to be a kennel, that is, one or two bundles of dry straw. After the rice is harvested and threshed every year, the straw will be bundled into handfuls and placed upright in the field to wait for the air to dry.Straw stomping is the childhood memory of many people in the 80s. Hide-and-seek cats, the ideal bed for tired of skipping classes, roasting sweet potatoes, playing with fire and being beaten.

Grandma Zhang spread the straw flat in the corner of a firewood room on the west side of the house, and in the other corner was the cat mother's nest.Next to the firewood room is the chicken coop.As long as there is movement in the chicken coop, the dog can detect it.The door of the firewood room is generally open, at most it is ajar.When she was hiding, the mother cat jumped out from the wooden fence window next to the door to catch mice. Whether there was a door or not, it didn't matter to her.

Grandma Zhang took the dog into the firewood room and closed the door. After giving birth to the dog, she will be locked up for one to two days. Once she gets used to it, she will not leave her new home.The wooden door was not closed tightly, and Song Xi squeezed in through the crack.

"Hi, let me introduce myself. I'm Song Xi. I've been reborn as a cat."

"Hello, I'm Flying Pig Cough, and I'm Lu Shan. I may also be reborn."

"Before I saw that you didn't bark or open your mouth. How could I hear you?" Song Xi expressed his doubts.

"Probably because we can use the stream of consciousness to communicate, and finally it's not YY." Lu Shan said happily.

"Then can you hear Grandma Zhang and the others?"

"No, what about you?"

"No way, it seems that they can't hear our communication. It seems that they didn't notice it." Song Xi expressed his conjecture.

"It's hard to say, we should be more careful in the future, try not to speak in front of people, just in case." Lu Shan said cautiously.

This afternoon, a cat and a dog had an in-depth discussion and exchange on their past and present lives. As night fell, the mother cat came back with her kittens and stopped.

(End of this chapter)