Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Chapter 3
Lu Shan, a famous online novelist, is a flying pig.Usually, the entry on Baidu is introduced like this,
A Flying Pig - Wikipedia
Occupation: Web writer

Birthday: 1979

Representative works: "A Pig's Ideal Life"

Introduction: A flying pig, real name: Lu Shan, male, Han nationality, born in 1979, majored in computer science.
His screen name is more widely known than his real name, so when he introduces himself, he usually uses his screen name, and the occasions and frequency of his real name being mentioned are not many.

When Lu Shan graduated, the Internet was not popular yet. At that time, the Penguin number was still 6 figures, and he spent the whole night chatting with people online.After joining the work, I spend my days with a salary that I can't eat or starve to death every month, and hang out in various forums all day long.

Later, I met my girlfriend, the two fell in love, married and had children, and life was even more stretched.After a few years like this, Lu Shan's colleagues have been promoted and raised their salaries and have different life experiences.He saw postings on the forum and didn't think about making progress, and his wife left him with the child in a rage.

For a long time, he didn't know what he wanted, until one day he saw other people's brain holes and wrote a novel with a big brain hole.

Although Lu Shan seemed to be telling other people's stories in a calm tone, Song Xi knew that it was difficult for a person like her who was doing nothing to dawdle, presumably Lu Shan had also paid unknown hardships in the days before that.

In Lu Shan's words, he gave his ex-wife and son more money than they could spend in two lifetimes, if he didn't do it.But because the wife has also remarried, it is impossible for the two to return to the past.His parents and brothers also gave them the best life within his ability, and everyone was very happy.He also felt that he was very happy, but not so happy.

One day, he sat on a park chair and looked at Erha who was running foolishly in front of him, full of envy, and felt that it would be nice if he was so brainless and happy.

"Then I became like this," Lu Shan stood up and posed, "Isn't he handsome!"

"I second Granny Zhao and Grandma Zhang's evaluation of you!" Song Xi hated iron and steel, and roared silently: "This is the life I dream of! I can't spend money, money, money, money! Do whatever you want! Go wherever you want! Get as many handsome guys as you want!"

"You'll understand after you've experienced it." A wise smile appeared on Erha's face, matching the two drooping ears, the indescribable awkwardness and sense of disobedience.

"Now I don't have the pressure to remind me, I don't have any relatives to take care of, I'm alone, no, a dog, I can roll as I want, I'm free. Time doesn't exist for me, I can watch a dewdrop from condensation to the sun coming out to refract From the colorful rays of light until they disappear, my handsome face is reflected in the dewdrops. Do you understand the feeling of running in the mountains and plains? There is no restraint. You can be silly and confident, without caring about anyone's eyes."

"Do you still care about what other people think of you with so much money?" Song Xi was puzzled.

"At least you can't run away?"

"That's true."

Two months after birth, Song Xi was weaned.

Fliggy has also begun to look like a big dog.

Flying Pig once objected to Song Xi calling this name, saying that every time he called this name, he felt a sense of fear of being urged to change.

"Then it's called Flying Dog? Or Lu Shan Ben Shan? Lu Ben Shan for short?".

"Forget it, as long as you are happy." Lu Shan gave up struggling.

The two-month-old milk was not in vain, Song Xi's appearance compared with the other two kittens made the other kittens malnourished.

And under her deliberate training, she couldn't tell that it had only been two months.Every time someone came to adopt a cat, they immediately fell in love with her.

Grandma Zhang said that she was able to stay because she kept this one herself.This also made her feel for the first time what is truly involuntary.

The other two kittens were taken away one after another. Rats and snakes were infested in the surrounding area. Having a cat is equivalent to having a housekeeper.And this guy doesn't need wages, and he can even handle food by himself.Occasionally, when it encounters heavy rain and heavy snow, it can’t go out to hunt, or when it’s unlucky and doesn’t catch a mouse, just put some rice or leftover meat in its bowl.

One starry night, there was a "boom" in the ditch behind Grandma Zhang's house, and Song Xi ran over curiously to see what happened.

I saw two snakes nearly two meters long entangled together and rolled down from the mountain behind the house.At that moment, the hairs all over Song Xi's body stood on end.He arched his body and kept breathing, trying to drive them away.At that moment, she forgot that she was human and forgot to inform Grandma Zhang.Under the shroud of extreme fear, he automatically entered a state of combat readiness.

Although snakes are slow in the eyes of cats, they are no match for cats in speed.But any talk about skills regardless of size is hooliganism.

A kitten confronts a big snake, and as long as it gets entangled, it will be slowly strangled to death.

I recalled that cats were often hit by cars on the road in front of my hometown in my previous life. Obviously, the cat's judgment of its own speed and the distance and speed of the car had a deviation, which led to the tragedy.

Flying Pig came to the scene one step at a time, the two heard the noise at the same time, Song Xi rushed out from the rear window and arrived at the scene.Piggy had to come out the front door and go around the house to the back.

Fortunately, the two snakes may still be immersed in the game and have not recovered, but they also reacted within two seconds, and both snakes raised their necks.Song Xi retreated to a safe distance, and Flying Pig stood beside him.Two snakes, one cat and one dog confronted each other, and no one acted rashly.

Flying Pig started barking wildly, he was eagerly notifying Grandma Zhang.The dogs in the village echoed his barking.

After a few sounds, I heard the sound of Grandma Zhang pushing the door open, the sound of Grandma Zhang's shoes stepping on the ground, and the sound of hissing.

She quickly ran to get a nine-tooth rake for drying millet, yes, it was in the shape of Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth cake.

The handle of the nine-tooth cake is more than two meters long. She put the side with dense teeth on the ground and tried to push it towards the snake.Drive the snake to the sewer pipe mouth of the wall.

The nine-tooth cake made a crackling sound on the concrete floor.The snake probably didn't want to fight, so it started to swim slowly, looking for a place to leave.Occasionally, it will suddenly attack forward.The snake fell into the fence, and if it wanted to get out, it could only go out through the drain left in the fence.

The whole process lasted more than half an hour.

After the tail of the second snake finally disappeared in the drain pipe, everyone, the cat and the dog breathed a sigh of relief, sweating from fright.

If you don't find it, the snake will definitely come into the house, no matter where it hides, it will be hard to find.

And it's two, buy one get one free.

Just imagine, you step on a snake while walking, and you are as smart as you jump away before it reacts.Just when you were rejoicing, you felt the hemp rope under your feet move, and you were still thinking, that old man didn't put his things away, and then a tingling pain came
Thinking about the consequences, the three of them were covered in white sweat again.

(End of this chapter)