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Chapter 23 ["I can go to the toilet by myself"! ! 】—Please follow up! ! !

At this moment, among the maids, even Jing, who had always been steady and steady, couldn't help but look moved after seeing the name of this nursery rhyme, her eyes full of confusion and shock.

There is no other, just because the name of this nursery rhyme really explodes——

"I will go to the toilet by myself"! !

(For those who have never heard of it, you must listen to it! The wall is cracked and recommended!)
There is something not simple in the unpretentious song title.

Originally, this nursery rhyme was not so bizarre, but the place where it appeared was really surprising.

If you heard this nursery rhyme in kindergarten, everyone just laughed and passed.

But at this moment, in the 5000 yuan/hour senior maid mansion, in front of five beautiful maids whom she just met, Shen Jingbing took out this song.

In this situation, how can we not let people shout!
What's the difference between that and taking a shit at the Capitol?
Under everyone's gaze, Shen Jingbing sang along with the lively rhythm:
"Starting today, I have to go to the toilet by myself!"

"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me!"

"Babybus, teach me the secrets of going to the bathroom!"

"I can't wait, I'm going to the bathroom!"

"..."

As soon as the singing came out, the audience was shocked.

Although the maids tried their best to restrain themselves, it was really hard not to laugh.

Immediately, "噗嗤噗嗤" laughter erupted in the room one after another.

This is often the case. When encountering something that you want to laugh at, it’s okay to just laugh out loud, but the more you hold back your laughter, the more you want to laugh.

At this moment, they are in such an embarrassing situation.

Even though Sister Jing was watching, they still couldn't help laughing in the face of this nuclear-weapon-level nursery rhyme.

Xianzi's smile was the lowest, she covered her mouth and stuffed her head into a corner of the sofa, giggling like an ostrich.

Yaya blushed, she wanted to hold back her laughter but couldn't help it, she could only cover her mouth tightly with both hands, making a "Puff" sound while laughing.

As for the long-legged maid Manman, she had an outgoing personality, so she couldn't help it, so she simply collapsed on the sofa, clutched her belly, and laughed unscrupulously.

Only Xiaowei, the maid with twin ponytails, seemed quite interested in this song. Not only did she not laugh, she even sang while waving a light stick:
"Babybus, teach me the secrets of going to the bathroom!"

"I can't wait, I'm going to the bathroom!"

"..."

Seeing several maids laughing, Sister Jing shook her head helplessly, and could only let them go.

Seeing the expressions of the maids, the sand sculpture netizens almost burst out laughing:
"Hahaha! I want to go to the toilet by myself!"

"Is the anchor's mental state really normal? He actually came up with this kind of song?"

"I got goosebumps when I heard that!!"

"This shit is the nuclear bomb in the nursery rhyme world!!"

"As soon as this song comes out, it will shake the heavens and the earth!"

"Hahaha! Ladies and sisters can't hold back anymore!"

"It's really laughing! The expressions on their faces are the true portrayal of me just now!!"

"Who can't help laughing when they hear this song?"

"It has to be Sister Manman, laughing so unscrupulously!"

"Xiao Wei's wife is awesome, she actually sang along!"

"As expected of someone with a younger brother, is this making preparations in advance?"

"What you said really makes sense, I am speechless!"

"..."

The expressions on the faces of the maids really made me laugh again and again.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Luoluo, who was lying on the sofa, was already laughing foolishly. She was rolling around while holding the phone with one hand and the pillow tightly with the other.

Jiang Luoluo held back her smile, and swipe her finger on the screen with difficulty.

Afterwards, a hundred ferris wheels turned in the live broadcast room!
Momentary earthquake in the live broadcast room:
"what!!!"

"A hundred ferris wheels!!??"

"Nimma, how much is this riding horse?? I can't figure it out!!"

"A Ferris wheel costs 1000 yuan, you can figure out how much it is!"

"Let me see which big guy gave me the reward—I'll get it, or 'Jiang Jiang doesn't eat ginger'?"

"How rich is she?"

"I'm tired of talking about begging for support!"

"..."

At this moment, Jiang Luoluo was not the only one offering rewards, but those bigwigs who came in to watch the live broadcast, seeing Shen Jingbing doing such a terrific job, didn't hold back their wallets one after another:

"'Don't wear underwear tonight' rewards the anchor with [-] sports cars!"

"'Where is my Diaochan' tipped the anchor fifty planes!!"

"'Look at my five lightning whips' to reward the anchor with [-] super rockets!!!"

"'I won't love you if time doesn't stop' rewards the anchor with [-] ferris wheels!!!!!!"

"..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room looked at the special effects of gifts on the screen, and almost blurred the concept of money:
"Will the world perish if I am one more rich man?"

"If we don't understand, just ask, how can someone not treat money as money?"

"One hundred super rockets, that's 20! Three hundred ferris wheels, that's 30!!"

"Good guy, 'Ginger doesn't eat ginger' just made it to the top of the list, but now it's behind!"

"The anchor is awesome! This job is so awesome!!"

"Nimma broadcasts one suite a day!!"

"..."

Jiang Luoluo saw the gifts flying in the live broadcast room, and also noticed that she had just won the first place in the list, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

For a moment, she also felt a little bit of resentment, and wanted to reward again and take back the number one list.

It's not that she doesn't have the financial resources, it's just that when she saw a few beautiful maids in the live broadcast room, she pursed her lips and immediately gave up the idea of ​​rewarding.

At this time, Shen Jingbing, who was concentrating on singing, didn't notice the gifts tumbling in the live broadcast room.

He had just finished singing the beginning of "I'll Go to the Toilet by Myself", took a deep breath, and then sang the climax of this nursery rhyme:

"When you go to the toilet, you can't eat!"

"When going to the toilet, save paper!"

"When you go to the toilet, you can't play with toys!"

"After using the toilet, flush it~"

"..."

After listening to Shen Jingbing's passionate singing, Jiang Luoluo's smile that had just slowed down surged again, and she couldn't help covering her stomach again and laughing loudly.

Halfway through the laugh, she was almost out of breath.

With tears in her eyes, Jiang Luoluo took two breaths to alleviate the lack of oxygen. She shook her head again and again, thinking:
"Forget it, it's really unreasonable not to reward this gift."

Immediately, a burst of gift special effects once again shocked the netizens in the live broadcast room:
"'Ginger doesn't eat ginger' rewards the anchor with five aircraft carriers!!!"

"..."

"Nimma, a gift of [-] ships is actually rewarded by someone?"

"I'm dumbfounded, really!"

"I always thought that this gift hanging there was just for display!"

"I've watched the live broadcast for so many years, but this is the first time I've seen an aircraft carrier!"

"My sister Jiang is awesome!!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)