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Chapter 24 [Don't let me pierce the floor! 】—Please follow up! ! !

The aircraft carrier is the second most expensive gift on the live broadcast platform, second only to the spaceship.

When a gift with a unit price of more than [-] yuan is given, a message will be pushed on the homepage of the live broadcast platform.

And the five aircraft carriers that Jiang Luoluo rewarded this time meant that Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room got five pushes in a row on the homepage of the platform.

In an instant, countless netizens flooded into the live broadcast room after seeing the push.

At this moment, the number of viewers in Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room is increasing rapidly.

Shen Jingbing, who was singing affectionately, was unaware of the indiscriminate bombardment of gifts in the live broadcast room and the influx of countless netizens.

Otherwise, he may choose to leave work early.

With 50 in hand, who cares about tens of thousands of system rewards?

At the end of the song, when Shen Jingbing raised his head to look at the maids, he found that Xianzi and the others had collapsed on the sofa laughing.

He breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the whole work has worked out well.

Seeing that Shen Jingbing finally finished singing, the maids finally sat up straight as if they were alive, and returned to their professional status, turning on the rainbow fart mode:
"666, the master chose this song so well!"

"It's really unheard of!!"

"Yes, especially the youthful feeling of a child, it's too well grasped!"

"I really love it! I think the master has already reached the level of debut!!"

"..."

Shen Jingbing quickly smiled, waved his hand and said:

"Don't talk like that, I'm really going to be ecstasy later!"

All the maids said one after another:
"How could it be? We are all sincere!"

"Yeah yeah, the master sang really well, from some kind of..."

Before Yaya finished her sentence, Manman covered her mouth.

Manman was afraid that Yaya would say the wrong thing and deduct the money, so she quickly covered her mouth and continued for her:
"Master's song, I'm sure there is no one before, and no one will come after!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing nodded in satisfaction, accepted the rainbow farts from the maids, and said:

"Since you've said that, I'll do another one!"

Immediately, the whole place was silent.

Four staring eyes cast on Manman.

Manman's pretty face suddenly collapsed, and the expression on her face seemed to be crying for grievances.

Seeing this scene, all the netizens couldn't laugh anymore, and posted a barrage:

"Ladies and sisters: This is the first time I feel that money is so difficult to earn!"

"A child's sense of youth, this description is laughable!"

"How should I put it, the anchor's singing is neither good nor bad, but he's just a dick, a dick!"

"Really, it's a real dick, I just laughed, and my stomach hurts more than when I gave birth!"

"Pay attention to your wording upstairs, I didn't know you gave birth to my eldest brother!"

"Again yellow accent, copy away!"

"Why is it always me, Sister Manman, who gets hurt!?"

"I really want to comfort her hurt heart! Sigh!"

"One more copy!!"

"..."

Under the stares of several maids who couldn't bear to look directly, Shen Jingbing sat on the high chair and continued to slide her fingers on the screen.

Tell the truth.

If this song wasn't necessary for the mission, he wouldn't want to sing it in his life.

In fact, among the three social nursery rhymes he chose, which one has the most comic effect, it must be "I Can Go to the Toilet by Myself".

But from the perspective of embarrassment, the nursery rhyme he is about to sing right now is definitely the most embarrassing one among the three nursery rhymes.

There is no other, only because of his high status in the world!
Shen Jingbing found the song, took a deep breath, and clicked play.

"Seniority Song"!
Only when the title of the song appeared on the big screen in the MV, the sand sculpture netizens laughed like thunder:

"Fucking shit, shit, shit, shit!!!"

"It's amazing!!! It's actually this song!!"

"As soon as this song comes out, the sky will be dark!"

"..."

However, there are also many viewers who have never seen the title of this song and wondered:
"What kind of nursery rhyme is this? Why haven't I heard it before?"

As soon as this remark came out, countless people behind replied:

"No! You must have heard of it!"

"Not only have you heard it, you may have sung it!"

"But it is impossible for any Chinese person not to have heard this nursery rhyme!"

"I didn't expect that my elder brother actually played this song. It seems that he really loves us, and tears came to my eyes!!"

"Yeah, choosing to sing this song, how much psychological pressure must I bear!"

"I'm touched, there's not much money, the Rockets accept it!"

"..."

Some netizens who don't know the title of the song, the more they look at the barrage and say so, the more confused they become.

No matter how hard they searched in their minds, there was no memory of the nursery rhyme "Song of Generation".

But just when they were wondering, the accompaniment sounded in the karaoke room.

In an instant, everyone's DNA moved! !
Under the disbelieving eyes of the five maids, Shen Jingbing picked up the microphone and sang:
"What's daddy's daddy's name?"

"Daddy's daddy is called grandpa!"

"What's father's mother's name?"

"Papa's mother is called grandma!"

"..."

Unlike the previous song, this classic "Song of Generations", also called "What's Dad's Dad's Name", doesn't sound funny.

It doesn't sound funny, but—

So embarrassing! !
If the last song made your stomach hurt, this one will make your feet hurt.

To ask why?
Of course it's the toe buckle! !

As soon as the song came out, the expressions of the maids were dull again, and then their legs in seductive black silk couldn't help rubbing against the rhythm.

"What's the name of Dad's brother?"

"Father's elder brother is called Uncle!"

"What's the name of Dad's brother?"

"Father's younger brother is called uncle!"

"What's the name of Papa's sister?"

"Papa's sisters are called aunts!"

"..."

As the music gradually started, the barrage in the live broadcast room became more cheerful:

"Drip! Children's card, brothers, shake it up!!"

"Recharge successful! Start shaking!!"

"What's daddy's daddy's name?"

"Daddy's daddy is called grandpa!"

"..."

"Walking through that dark alley, I was smoking a cigarette, and suddenly I heard a scream from inside: 'Little handsome guy, come and play~'——I threw away the cigarette butt and smiled disdainfully, this time I don’t ride crazy on you? I flew over and threw a coin, and the familiar singing sounded: ‘Dad’s father is called grandpa, and dad’s mother is called grandma.’”

"I feel like I have rediscovered the days of my childhood sitting on a poor-quality plastic ghost animal rocking car!"

"Nod yes and shake your head no, come is come, go is go!!"

"When I heard this song, I quickly changed the ringtone of my phone! Oh, it was my brother's phone!"

"It's so good, I voted for this coin!"

"Upstairs you came to the wrong place!!"

"..."

It's so embarrassing, so embarrassing to an artistic level!
Jiang Luoluo was lying on the sofa. When she was listening to Shen Jingbing singing this song, her feet without socks couldn't help but keep buckling on the floor.

After listening halfway, she couldn't help but look at the floor, feeling a little worried:
"It's such an embarrassing job, don't let me pierce the floor!"

(End of this chapter)