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Chapter 45 [The friends in the front row give way! 】—Please follow up! ! !

After "eating and drinking enough", Shen Jingbing turned on the live broadcast and changed the title of the live broadcast room to:

[May Day special event: Go to a self-service vending store for adult products and be a shopping guide]

The moment the broadcast started, countless viewers flocked in.

Now Shen Jingbing's fans are close to 50. Even if the broadcast does not start during the regular time period, there are still many viewers entering the live broadcast room.

Seeing the live broadcast is like going to work, and the abstract king who clocks in never more than one second suddenly starts broadcasting, and it broadcasts twice a day, countless sand sculpture netizens became curious:

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"I am not wrong, right!!??"

"What! The Emperor is on the air again?"

"Look at me turning into a horse with fighting spirit!!"

"Friends in the front row give way, iced tea under the tower crane, eight-treasure porridge under the roller coaster, beef jerky on the rails, raisins under the desk in the classroom, take whatever you want!! Free, free, all free!!"

"Upstairs, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man!!"

"Think carefully and spit out the dinner you just ate!"

"Okay, okay, stop making noise, let me see what the emperor is broadcasting tonight—"

In an instant, the sand sculpture netizens who noticed the title fell silent, causing the barrage in the live broadcast room to stagnate for two seconds.

Then, finally recovering from the shock, they scrambled to post barrage and comments:
"Fucking shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!!?"

"I am not wrong, right?"

"If the emperor can really complete this live broadcast, his status in the world will be unstoppable!"

"The suggestion here is to directly record it in the annals of history!!"

"No, brother, do you have no one you care about in this world?"

"When I imagined the picture, I already started laughing!"

"Is this really a job that carbon-based organisms can do?"

"Alien stone hammer!! It is recommended to slice and observe!!"

"..."

For a while, the barrages flew.

At this moment, even the viewers who have been baptized by Shen Jingbing's previous live broadcasts can't help being shocked when they see the content of this live broadcast.

Their young and fragile hearts were like being hit hard by a big pendulum, and their whole bodies were softened, only their mouths and hands were still hard, and they were tearing down bullet screens.

Ignoring these bullet screens, Shen Jingbing turned on his phone, searched for the nearest self-service vending store for adult products, and navigated to it.

……

Magic City.

Strong group.

At this moment, the brightly lit top floor of the building.

On the huge sofa, Jiang Sheng and Ding Wei sat face to face.

On the coffee table between them, there were two stacks of documents, and a quick look showed that there was a photo of Shen Jingbing printed on them.

A cigar was held between Jiang Sheng's fingers, and he frowned, taking puffs and puffs on the cigar.

He couldn't figure out how his precious daughter would fall in love with such an "average" guy.

Apart from being handsome, playing a little basketball, and having a little talent for live broadcasting, there is nothing shining about the rest.

But judging from the first two points, it is indeed a bit like Rukawa Kaede's setting.

but……

Jiang Sheng took a puff of smoke and sighed:

"It's difficult!"

Just when Jiang Sheng sighed, Ding Wei's cell phone vibrated suddenly.

He took out his mobile phone and said to Jiang Sheng:
"Brother, that kid started a live broadcast!"

Jiang Sheng put down the cigar in his hand, nodded and said:
"Old Wei, show me a projection, let's get to know this guy better, so we can be prepared for a rainy day!"

Ding Wei nodded, opened the [-]-inch projection screen in the office, operated the computer, and projected Shen Jingbing's live broadcast on it.

At this time, Shen Jingbing had just walked into an adult goods store.

Ding Wei:? ? ?
Jiang Sheng:? ? ?
The two looked at each other, and the last smile in their expressions turned serious.

……

Walk into a 24-hour unmanned vending store called "Yepu Adult Self-Service".

Shen Jingbing looked left and right, looking like a curious baby.

There are a wide variety of adult products in the vending machines, most of which he has never seen before.

Taking a deep breath, Shen Jingbing turned on the system and said in his heart:

"Receive professional-level intercourse skills!"

After receiving the skill, Shen Jingbing's brain suddenly itch.

too many poses...

Oh no, too much knowledge!

At this moment, in the field of intercourse surgery, Shen Jingbing has become the world's leading expert.

Because of the system's settings, there are only three levels of intercourse skills.

Entry level, professional level, proficient level.

The proficient level is extremely rare in the human world.

With the blessing of professional intercourse surgery, Shen Jingbing looked at the adult products in front of him, and suddenly felt familiar.

All kinds of props, medicines, clothes, covers, cups, sticks...

As expected of a big city, there are so many adult products, almost only unexpected, not invisible.

First understand the goods in the store clearly, which is the most basic quality of a shopping guide.

Then, Shen Jingbing took a breath, calmed down, and finally entered the state, waiting for customers to come.

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked:

"No, no, no!"

"Brother, are you really here!??"

"I'm going to record the whole process!?"

"Really? Just imagining it makes my body twitch!"

"Don't say your body is twitching, I just told my elder brother's live broadcast content to my vegetative father, and his body is twitching!"

"Psychiatric hospital director: It was my fault to let him out, but I didn't expect that I would also be sentenced!"

"Too high, too high!"

"This job is just laughing before it's done!!"

"..."

Just as the barrage was raging in the live broadcast room, a customer finally walked into the vending store.

At this moment, a young man wearing glasses and wearing big underpants walked in looking around.

In order to protect the privacy of the guests, the moment Shen Jingbing saw this man, a sentence popped up on Shen Jingbing's live broadcast glasses:
"In view of the sensitive content of the live broadcast, the subject has been coded as required by law!"

Shen Jingbing looked at it and nodded.

This is also what should be done.

However, the coding system is also very interesting. Only the codes are marked around the eyes, and the audience can still see the customer's expression.

However, as soon as he came in, before Shen Jingbing could say "Welcome", he trembled in fright and left in a hurry.

???

Shen Jingbing slowly typed out a series of question marks.

He hasn't explained yet, why did this person run away?
At this time, Shen Jingbing realized that this task seemed... really difficult.

But for mission rewards, no matter how difficult the mission is, just go ahead!

When sand sculpture netizens saw this scene, they all laughed and said:

"Very good review!!"

"Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter, I'm sure at first glance, I'm a beginner!"

"He originally wanted to take advantage of no one coming in, but when he found the host there, he ran away in a hurry!"

"It would be embarrassing for me!"

"Ask again, is the anchor's mental state really normal if he can come up with this kind of job?"

"I got goosebumps when I saw it!!"

"..."

However, when Shen Jingbing sighed, the vending shop came in again with customers.

And this time, it turned out to be a couple.

(End of this chapter)