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Chapter 46 [Wait... Isn't this unmanned sales? 】—Please follow up! ! !

Ye Pu adult buffet.

A trendy guy in black overalls, parted in the middle, and huge dark circles under his eyes, walked in with a long-legged sexy girl in a miniskirt.

The dark circles on the trendy man's face are really eye-catching, even after being coded by the system, they are still clearly visible.

Unlike trendy men, girls in miniskirts look radiant.

In this situation, it is difficult for the audience in the live broadcast room not to think of something, and the screen is instantly refreshed:

"Central point + overalls? This dress is avant-garde!"

"It is true that there is a bit of the image of the Great Emperor!"

"Seeing this girl in a miniskirt reminds me of a sentence: 'Abin's high school grades are not ideal.'"

"Fuck! The dark circles under the eyes are really scary!"

"Laugh! This contrast is too strong!"

"How heavy is the black circle that can't be covered by mosaics!"

"Brother, don't die in my phone!"

"Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overwork!"

"Let's get a bottle of Kidney Treasure!"

"If a man wants a good kidney, he should drink Shenbao, it tastes great!"

"One bottle of refreshment, two bottles of never tired, three bottles of immortality!"

"Don't use this kind of memory to stalk people!!!"

"..."

The couple didn't shy away from it. Although they saw someone in the store, they still walked in, and walked to the vending machine specializing in condoms with ease.

The girl in the miniskirt held the hand of the man beside her, pointed at Liu Ming's ultra-thin condom, and said coquettishly:

"Brother-in-law, the last time I bought this, the smell is too strong, shall we change it this time?"

Seeing the intimacy of the man and woman, and listening to the girl calling the man's brother-in-law, Shen Jingbing couldn't help it.

Shen Jingbing couldn't help asking:
The brother-in-law and sister-in-law who came hand in hand, what kind of relationship will they have?
However, the scene that followed was even more shocking.

The man in overalls touched the girl's head, and said dotingly:

"Okay, mom, what kind do you want to buy?"

At this moment, Shen Jingbing, who was standing aside waiting to appear, was even more confused.

What is their relationship?
I can't get my head around it, what should I do?
At this time, many sand sculpture netizens also fell into the same doubts:

"Wait...my brain is going to explode!!"

"No, this man is this woman's brother-in-law, and this woman is this man's mother. They are about the same age and hold hands, so what is their relationship?"

"It's so messed up, my DNA is getting tangled up!"

"Let me take a look. Since the girl in the short skirt is called this man's brother-in-law, she must have an older sister who is this man's wife. At the same time, this man is also called sister's mother, but they are about the same age, so they are obviously not relatives." Mother and son, that girl in the short skirt is his stepmother!"

"What? He and his father married a pair of sisters!"

"And this man is having sex with his sister-in-law and stepmother?"

"Fuck! It's too grassy! Is it so incestuous?"

"Compared to what I felt when I read "Thunderstorm" back then!!"

"I have to listen to "What's Dad's Dad's Name" sung by the Great Emperor a few more times before I can figure out this relationship line!"

"To be honest, with such a family relationship, I'm a little curious about the relationship between his wife and his father!!"

"..."

Looking at the cluttered netizen barrage, Shen Jingbing finally figured out the relationship between the seemingly couple but actually mother and child.

At this time, the girl in the miniskirt looked at the dazzling array of condoms in the vending machine, shook her head, and said:

"People... how do you know this?"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing suddenly became energetic.

Want to buy something, but don't know which one is better, doesn't this require him, the shopping guide, to appear on the stage?
Shen Jingbing immediately coughed, showing a very professional attitude, came to the couple, and said to them:

"You two, I see that you seem to have encountered difficulties in purchasing goods?"

The man with a middle score + overalls gave Shen Jingbing a wary look, and asked:
"You are?"

Shen Jingbing bent down tactically, and replied with a smile:
"I am the shopping guide of our store. If you two encounter difficulties in selecting products, you can consult me ​​as much as you like!"

???

Hearing this, the man in overalls slowly issued a series of question marks.

His haggard face could not help showing confusion, puzzlement, and shock.

Why is there a shopping guide in an unmanned store?
and……

This TM is an adult goods store? ?

Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room was about to blow up, and the sand sculpture netizens couldn't hold it anymore, and the bullet screen was like a wave:

"Hahahahaha! He really made me laugh so hard!!"

"Look at his expression, he's completely bewildered, completely bewildered!"

"Scratch!!! Really Nima laughed me to death!!"

"Brother Jie, don't want it! If this job continues, I will die laughing!"

"Help, I'm going to die of embarrassment!!"

"Kill me, I can't wait to smash my head against the wall!!"

"..."

After a pause, the man in overalls still pointed to the vending machine in front of him, and asked doubtfully:
"But... isn't this an unmanned store?"

Shen Jingbing sighed and said:

"Yes, but there is no way."

He explained slowly:

"Nowadays there are too many new products and the prices are too expensive. Many customers don't understand and dare not buy them at all. They feel inappropriate after buying and complain. The boss found me because of helplessness."

The man in overalls nodded half-understanding, but his expression was still very puzzled.

But at this time, Shen Jingbing took the initiative to take over the topic and introduced:

"The quality of the condoms in our store is very good, and you can basically find anything that is common in the market."

"..."

Seeing Shen Jingbing talking so eloquently, his brother-in-law and stepson and his sister-in-law and stepmother nodded in surprise.

It turns out that there are so many types of condoms, and I have learned a lot.

But at this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room are not calm, and the barrage swipes the screen:
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! The emperor did his homework!"

"No way, Sir! How do you understand it so well?"

"May I ask the anchor, what kind of condom is suitable for someone like me who likes to be pointed at with a gun?"

"... Is there a possibility that you can not use it?"

"Would you bring a knife but no umbrella on a rainy night?"

"When I saw g.ay, I remembered the past. I also invested in stocks before, and I lost everything in the end!"

"Hahahaha! It's too grassy!!"

"They are all talents!"

"I changed to another live broadcast room, and it didn't taste like this!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)