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Chapter 62 [Embarrassment!It's even more embarrassing than "Crossing Buddha's Feet&qu
Chapter 62 [Embarrassment!It's even more embarrassing than "Crossing Buddha's Feet"! ! 】——Please follow up!!!
Shen Jingbing answered the phone.
Hearing the voice, he froze.
There was a soft voice on the other end of the phone, which sounded quite young.
It turned out to be a female substitute driver?
Shen Jingbing was a little surprised.
In the surrogate driving business, we often have to serve some drunk male car owners.
Therefore, based on safety factors, there are very few female substitute drivers.
Shen Jingbing pointed out the location for her.
Soon, a beautiful figure riding a small pink eDonkey stopped in front of his eyes.
Shen Jingbing was even more shocked.
Still a beautiful girl?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
The young girl with twin ponytails smiled and narrowed her eyes:
"Boss! Is it your valet driver?"
Shen Jingbing nodded, but he was even more confused when he saw the pair of long white silk legs stepping on the little electric donkey.
A beautiful girl came out to be a substitute driver, and she still dresses so sexy?
It feels a little weird.
The audience in the live broadcast room were also surprised:
"Fuck! A beautiful girl has appeared!"
"Is this the Great Emperor's law? Every time I work, there will be a beautiful girl!"
"Hahaha! There are not many other things in our devil city, but there are many beautiful girls!"
"But I have to say, there are beautiful girls as substitute drivers?"
"ID303754: It's too unsafe! When we used to be a driving platform, we didn't consider girls at all."
"What? Discrimination against women!?"
"Can you tell me why upstairs?"
"ID303754: Hehe! There are so many drunk clients in the surrogate driving business. You don't even know what a drunk client with a big waist can do!"
"Understood, this business does not recruit female drivers, it is also for the good of girls!"
"But isn't there an example here?"
"ID303754: I don't understand this!"
"F*ck! Laozi Taima remembered! I was drunk last time, and my friend called me a surrogate driver. It was this girl! She was so beautiful at the time that I couldn't hold it back. I had a relationship, and in the end I was afraid of a lawsuit. 5000 The yuan is private!"
"Hey! I've also experienced this kind of thing! Although it's not this girl, the more I think about it, the more wrong I am!"
As soon as the two truth emperors came out, countless question marks came out:
"???"
"The truth! It seems that behind all the unreasonable things, there are other secrets!"
"How can I say it's so strange, it turned out to be a business chain!"
"Damn it!! Immortal jump!!!"
"Poor us brothers, society is full of traps!!"
"When a man is outside, he must control his belt!"
"Thinking of this scene, I can't help it, open the browser!!"
"Access at risk!"
“Keep visiting!”
"Minors are not allowed to enter, are you over 18 years old?"
"18!"
"404!"
"Install Quark!"
"This website has been banned!"
"???"
"Page does not exist!"
"Fuck you md!"
"..."
Seeing the barrage rolling in the live broadcast glasses, Shen Jingbing also understood the hidden meaning.
He smiled at the little beautiful woman and said:
"Beauty, put the car in the trunk!"
The little beauty driving the car also smiled.
But just as she folded up the small eDonkey and was about to put it in the back of the car, she suddenly saw three surrogate drivers standing side by side.
The little beauty driving the car was taken aback for a moment, her expression full of doubts.
Almost subconsciously, she murmured:
"Boss, there are so many people!"
"It's extra money!!"
It is said that at this moment——
Shen Jingbing:? ? ?
Brother No. [-]:? ? ?
Brother No. [-]:? ? ?
Brother No. [-]:? ? ?
Although he knew what she meant, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but sighed while holding his forehead.
Sister, your vest is exposed!
At this time, the little beauty driving the driver realized that she had said something wrong.
She blushed, stuffed the little eDonkey into the trunk, and stood aside.
Seeing this scene, sand sculpture netizens burst into laughter and said:
"Hahahaha! It's so damn good!!"
"Call a surrogate driver, and I was surprised to find a layman with extra money!"
"It has to be a big city, there are many routines!"
"The other little brothers are all confused!"
"I listened to my brother's persuasion, making money from this kind of routine is only for a while, and only by making a video work can it be famous forever and be admired by future generations. Let thousands of boys respect you as a teacher in the future! Isn't this delicious?"
"Hahaha!, Laozi laughed to death!!"
"I hope you in the comment section don't go too far. You have harassed my wife again and again. You didn't say it was because you didn't want to expose your identity and cause trouble to her. Now I will take legal measures to protect my own interests and defend my family! !"
"Brother upstairs, you are really not picky!"
"Just use a spoon to drink soup, don't even think about cooking [smiles]!!"
"Haha! It's so connotative!!"
"..."
The sand sculpture netizen played with memes for a while, and the fifth surrogate driver rode a small electric donkey, and it was long overdue.
After he saw the other three little brothers, the four of them stared at each other in amazement:
"Fuck! What's going on? We're in a meeting!"
The three younger brothers smiled helplessly, glanced at Shen Jingbing at the same time, and then pointed to their heads.
Although the little girl is out of the group of surrogate drivers, she is also full of embarrassment at the moment.
The fifth surrogate driver finally came to his senses, and said with a sneering smile:
"Sorry, it's too shocking!!"
"I've been driving for so long, and I haven't seen this scene before!"
The other three brothers agreed with this sentence and nodded at the same time.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed:
"Let's not talk about you, I've been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and I've never seen such a scene!"
"Exciting! It's so exciting!"
"Embarrassing! It's a hundred times more embarrassing than cramming!"
"Awareness of elements! I always cram for the moment! Cramp for the moment!!"
"The words are so hard, you have to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"
"A few of you upstairs are new here! In the live broadcast room of the Great Emperor, this scene is not considered a top-notch scene!"
"What? I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, but there is someone more brave than him?"
"Hmph! The emperor suppressed the heavens with one hand, isn't it a waste of fame if he has no ability?"
"..."
Seeing that the five surrogate drivers finally arrived, Shen Jingbing began to direct the scene and said:
"Then everyone is here, everyone can get on the bus!"
Several brothers looked at each other and asked key questions:
"Then boss, who is driving?"
Shen Jingbing waved his hand, pointed to brother No. [-] and said:
"It's not easy, this one is the first to come, he will drive!"
Brother No. [-] heard the words and nodded with a wry smile.
If he had known that he would have to drive early, he might as well have slept on the road.
Watching the five surrogate drivers get into the car one by one, Shen Jingbing opened the car window and asked:
"Then what, there is no place for me?"
Brother No. [-] looked behind, smiled awkwardly, and said:
"It's gone!"
Shen Jingbing nodded, added the WeChat account of No. [-] surrogate driver brother, and then said to the surrogate drivers:
"That's how it is, wait for you to drive to Hang Lung Plaza and wait for me in the parking lot. I'll give you a little extra tip. The others will go first. Thank you for your hard work today!"
In the midst of the "no hard work, thank you boss", Shen Jingbing took out the little electric bike of brother No. [-] from the trunk, and started to ride it unsteadily.
Seeing this scene, countless netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing——
(End of this chapter)
Shen Jingbing answered the phone.
Hearing the voice, he froze.
There was a soft voice on the other end of the phone, which sounded quite young.
It turned out to be a female substitute driver?
Shen Jingbing was a little surprised.
In the surrogate driving business, we often have to serve some drunk male car owners.
Therefore, based on safety factors, there are very few female substitute drivers.
Shen Jingbing pointed out the location for her.
Soon, a beautiful figure riding a small pink eDonkey stopped in front of his eyes.
Shen Jingbing was even more shocked.
Still a beautiful girl?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
The young girl with twin ponytails smiled and narrowed her eyes:
"Boss! Is it your valet driver?"
Shen Jingbing nodded, but he was even more confused when he saw the pair of long white silk legs stepping on the little electric donkey.
A beautiful girl came out to be a substitute driver, and she still dresses so sexy?
It feels a little weird.
The audience in the live broadcast room were also surprised:
"Fuck! A beautiful girl has appeared!"
"Is this the Great Emperor's law? Every time I work, there will be a beautiful girl!"
"Hahaha! There are not many other things in our devil city, but there are many beautiful girls!"
"But I have to say, there are beautiful girls as substitute drivers?"
"ID303754: It's too unsafe! When we used to be a driving platform, we didn't consider girls at all."
"What? Discrimination against women!?"
"Can you tell me why upstairs?"
"ID303754: Hehe! There are so many drunk clients in the surrogate driving business. You don't even know what a drunk client with a big waist can do!"
"Understood, this business does not recruit female drivers, it is also for the good of girls!"
"But isn't there an example here?"
"ID303754: I don't understand this!"
"F*ck! Laozi Taima remembered! I was drunk last time, and my friend called me a surrogate driver. It was this girl! She was so beautiful at the time that I couldn't hold it back. I had a relationship, and in the end I was afraid of a lawsuit. 5000 The yuan is private!"
"Hey! I've also experienced this kind of thing! Although it's not this girl, the more I think about it, the more wrong I am!"
As soon as the two truth emperors came out, countless question marks came out:
"???"
"The truth! It seems that behind all the unreasonable things, there are other secrets!"
"How can I say it's so strange, it turned out to be a business chain!"
"Damn it!! Immortal jump!!!"
"Poor us brothers, society is full of traps!!"
"When a man is outside, he must control his belt!"
"Thinking of this scene, I can't help it, open the browser!!"
"Access at risk!"
“Keep visiting!”
"Minors are not allowed to enter, are you over 18 years old?"
"18!"
"404!"
"Install Quark!"
"This website has been banned!"
"???"
"Page does not exist!"
"Fuck you md!"
"..."
Seeing the barrage rolling in the live broadcast glasses, Shen Jingbing also understood the hidden meaning.
He smiled at the little beautiful woman and said:
"Beauty, put the car in the trunk!"
The little beauty driving the car also smiled.
But just as she folded up the small eDonkey and was about to put it in the back of the car, she suddenly saw three surrogate drivers standing side by side.
The little beauty driving the car was taken aback for a moment, her expression full of doubts.
Almost subconsciously, she murmured:
"Boss, there are so many people!"
"It's extra money!!"
It is said that at this moment——
Shen Jingbing:? ? ?
Brother No. [-]:? ? ?
Brother No. [-]:? ? ?
Brother No. [-]:? ? ?
Although he knew what she meant, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but sighed while holding his forehead.
Sister, your vest is exposed!
At this time, the little beauty driving the driver realized that she had said something wrong.
She blushed, stuffed the little eDonkey into the trunk, and stood aside.
Seeing this scene, sand sculpture netizens burst into laughter and said:
"Hahahaha! It's so damn good!!"
"Call a surrogate driver, and I was surprised to find a layman with extra money!"
"It has to be a big city, there are many routines!"
"The other little brothers are all confused!"
"I listened to my brother's persuasion, making money from this kind of routine is only for a while, and only by making a video work can it be famous forever and be admired by future generations. Let thousands of boys respect you as a teacher in the future! Isn't this delicious?"
"Hahaha!, Laozi laughed to death!!"
"I hope you in the comment section don't go too far. You have harassed my wife again and again. You didn't say it was because you didn't want to expose your identity and cause trouble to her. Now I will take legal measures to protect my own interests and defend my family! !"
"Brother upstairs, you are really not picky!"
"Just use a spoon to drink soup, don't even think about cooking [smiles]!!"
"Haha! It's so connotative!!"
"..."
The sand sculpture netizen played with memes for a while, and the fifth surrogate driver rode a small electric donkey, and it was long overdue.
After he saw the other three little brothers, the four of them stared at each other in amazement:
"Fuck! What's going on? We're in a meeting!"
The three younger brothers smiled helplessly, glanced at Shen Jingbing at the same time, and then pointed to their heads.
Although the little girl is out of the group of surrogate drivers, she is also full of embarrassment at the moment.
The fifth surrogate driver finally came to his senses, and said with a sneering smile:
"Sorry, it's too shocking!!"
"I've been driving for so long, and I haven't seen this scene before!"
The other three brothers agreed with this sentence and nodded at the same time.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed:
"Let's not talk about you, I've been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and I've never seen such a scene!"
"Exciting! It's so exciting!"
"Embarrassing! It's a hundred times more embarrassing than cramming!"
"Awareness of elements! I always cram for the moment! Cramp for the moment!!"
"The words are so hard, you have to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"
"A few of you upstairs are new here! In the live broadcast room of the Great Emperor, this scene is not considered a top-notch scene!"
"What? I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, but there is someone more brave than him?"
"Hmph! The emperor suppressed the heavens with one hand, isn't it a waste of fame if he has no ability?"
"..."
Seeing that the five surrogate drivers finally arrived, Shen Jingbing began to direct the scene and said:
"Then everyone is here, everyone can get on the bus!"
Several brothers looked at each other and asked key questions:
"Then boss, who is driving?"
Shen Jingbing waved his hand, pointed to brother No. [-] and said:
"It's not easy, this one is the first to come, he will drive!"
Brother No. [-] heard the words and nodded with a wry smile.
If he had known that he would have to drive early, he might as well have slept on the road.
Watching the five surrogate drivers get into the car one by one, Shen Jingbing opened the car window and asked:
"Then what, there is no place for me?"
Brother No. [-] looked behind, smiled awkwardly, and said:
"It's gone!"
Shen Jingbing nodded, added the WeChat account of No. [-] surrogate driver brother, and then said to the surrogate drivers:
"That's how it is, wait for you to drive to Hang Lung Plaza and wait for me in the parking lot. I'll give you a little extra tip. The others will go first. Thank you for your hard work today!"
In the midst of the "no hard work, thank you boss", Shen Jingbing took out the little electric bike of brother No. [-] from the trunk, and started to ride it unsteadily.
Seeing this scene, countless netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing——
(End of this chapter)
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