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Chapter 63 [Many women say that I am a dangerous person! 】—Please follow up! ! !

"Hahahaha! Fuck! The imagery is so awesome!"

"I feel like I'll laugh out loud in my dreams at night!"

"It's too abstract! It's too abstract!!"

"Brothers, I just came here. The anchor doesn't have a car, so why ride an electric car?"

"Eh... I can't explain this to you. I can only say that with your wisdom, you haven't reached the level where you can understand the Great Emperor!"

"Yes, Sao Nian! You still need to practice hard. I think it took a long time from production to completion when I started to practice, but now I only need 3 minutes! No one else, only hand is familiar!!"

"My elder brother is awesome!! You can't reach this level without watching a movie!!"

"If you can't stand the loneliness of cultivation and want to take a shortcut, then you can go to the fruit pie explanation, but this is the devil's teaching technique, so don't step on it easily!"

"Many women have said that I am a dangerous person, but even so, I still can't understand the wisdom of the emperor!"

"Dangerous? An inch is long and an inch is strong, right?"

"Fuck! I can understand it in one go!"

"..."

Shen Jingbing was riding a small eDonkey, watching the chaotic barrage in the live broadcast glasses, and was a little confused for a while.

The current sand sculpture netizens are too educated. Although he knows that these bullet screens are not serious, if he can't understand them, he just can't understand them.

But at this moment, a system message popped up:
[Congratulations to the host, completing the No. 2 subsidiary task]

["Ice Cream Incident" upgrade task, get 1000 million traffic funds! 】

[Amateur car skills are top-notch, and have been stored in the skill library]

[Cash 288888 yuan, has arrived]

Shen Jingbing stepped on the accelerator of the small eDonkey, and looked at the driving skills in the skill library, feeling curious.

He thought to himself:
"I don't know if the car skills include electric cars?"

It takes more than ten minutes from the International Convention and Exhibition Center to Hang Lung Plaza.

Shen Jingbing had nothing to do, so he simply rode a small electric donkey while receiving the skills of driving.

In an instant, countless knowledge flooded into my mind.

He almost missed the brakes and died instantly.

Grandma drops!
totally unexpected!
Emotional car is not the other car ah!

Shen Jingbing complained in his heart:
Your dog system is too dishonest!

However, after acquiring the car skills, Shen Jingbing looked at those bullet screens that he couldn't understand at first, not only understood them instantly, but also laughed.

That's it?

After thinking about it, he controlled the live broadcast glasses and registered a new account on the spot.

Nickname: Taoist Tianbi!
After having a trumpet, he immediately joined the barrage and commentary battlefield.

The barrage setting of this live broadcast platform is very interesting. In addition to the instant barrage, it can also display the high praise comments that have just been posted in the comment area within ten seconds.

Instant barrage has a character limit, but comments do not.

After this period of precipitation, the comment area of ​​Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room has already been occupied by all the big drivers.

But from Shen Jingbing's point of view at this time, their driving skills are really unfamiliar, they are completely blunt, without any artistry at all.

For several new comments, he answered through the eye input of the live glasses:

"Recently, I have practiced too frequently with the emperor, how can I break it?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"Two pills a day, three pills a time, I hope you will never understand!"

"My family, isn't this girl pretty? [Beauty Picture.jpg]"

Taoist Tianbi:

"Well, I like places with mountains and water!"

"Brothers, please comment, am I sexy or not?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"If it's art, don't hit the horse, if it's sex, don't express it!"

"..."

In just 10 minutes, Shen Jingbing replied to hundreds of comments, and the artistic content was not low.

Although the netizens sometimes make sand sculptures a little bit, their eyes are still sharp.

After seeing Shen Jingbing's reply, they frowned for a while, thought for a while, and finally admired, and then obediently liked it.

Soon, in the comment section of Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room, the nickname "Tianbi Taoist" was well known by many sand sculpture netizens.

Afterwards, many netizens who came to challenge directly initiated comments, @起他:

"Master Dao, a European and American student in our school wants to associate with me, do you want to?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"To borrow a sentence from the previous barrage, just use a spoon to drink soup, don't even think about cooking!!"

"Master Dao, recently my wife doesn't feel right. She always hugs her mobile phone and chats sweetly. I suspect that she is cheating, but she stays at home every day and doesn't let me look at her mobile phone. What's going on?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"It doesn't have to be cheating, it might just be simple incest!"

"Master Dao, I'm a very pretty girl. A few days ago, I opened TikTok, posted a video, and then became popular. Today, I received an invitation from Wuyou Media. Do you think I should agree? "

Taoist Tianbi:

"When you are trying to brush the edges, do you remember that when you were a child, you wore a beautiful dress and asked: 'Dad, am I pretty?'"

"..."

After Shen Jingbing exploded, the netizens in the comment area changed his address from "Taoist" to "Master"!
After exporting her inner literary talents, Shen Jingbing felt refreshed.

And at this moment, he squeezed the brakes of the small eDonkey, came to the parking lot of Plaza [-], and found the No. [-] valet driver.

In addition to the normal checkout, Shen Jingbing also gave him a tip of 100 yuan.

It took less than half an hour to add up, and my little brother made almost 150 yuan, which is not bad.

As for the other four, in addition to the normal checkout, the platform will also deduct a waiting fee of 50 yuan/half an hour, and they are not considered a white order.

After getting the car keys, Shen Jingbing hummed a ditty and started walking around Hang Lung Plaza.

It is worthy of being one of the most prosperous commercial plazas in Shanghai. It can be said that there are so many beautiful women inside. The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room were immediately stunned:
"Damn it!!! As expected of a magical city, there are so many beauties!!"

"Hey! I don't know which one to watch!!"

"They are in my dream tonight, they will suffer!"

"Master, what do you think of this situation?"

Taoist Tianbi: "I feel really happy looking at it. I think I can live to be 100 years old."

"A master is a master, true temperament!"

"Tianbi Taoist, I'm the real person, I wonder if we can communicate?"

"..."

After commenting with sand sculpture netizens, Shen Jingbing returned to reality and was ready to complete task No. 1:
[Subsidiary task No. 1: Wear dirty clothes, drive a top with a red flag to run Didi, and serve three passengers]

【mission rewards:】

[1. Add 1000 million traffic funds to the "Ice Cream Incident" upgrade task]

[2. Glory of Kings skills, amateur top level]

【3. Cash 288888 yuan】

(End of this chapter)