The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 124

The God of Chinese language has already lowered his expectations, because his backer, Long Nidan, was persuaded by the high-level. In this case, Huashenyu's family has a mine and there is no way to compete for the first place, unless Zhou Le retires.

Moreover, he knew that he had offended Zhou Le and might be targeted by the other party, so it was a bit difficult to be in the top three, and there was not much hope for the top five, and the top seven was still possible.

He waited in the aisle for a long time before he saw Zhou Le and the three walking out of the studio hall.

Hua Shenyu quickly lowered his head and pretended to tie his shoelaces, not meeting Zhou Le.

Behind him, several assistants panicked. Shouldn't we be doing things like tying shoelaces?Isn't the boss dissatisfied with our work?

Zhou Le put his hands in his pockets, stopped in front of him and said, "Little trash, I see you stepping on you once, remember! Don't try to stand out if I'm here."

Hua Shenyu looked at Zhou Le aggrievedly, but was frightened by Zhou Le's sharp gaze, and hurriedly looked away.

He wanted to cry, but it was Long Nidan who ordered me to choose you to challenge, so what does it matter to me?
The assistants understood that the boss was afraid of Zhou Le.

Zhou Le: "Among the people who hacked me back then, you were one."

Hua Shenyu was even more flustered: "I didn't..."

Zhou Le: "Long Nidan told me everything, sophistry is useless, Brother Le will definitely trample you to death!"

After speaking, Zhou Le left without looking back.

Hua Shenyu lost his mind, it's over, it's over...

[Negative Energy +8]

Rubbish!

Only such a little negative energy, bah~
Not far away, Zhou Le and his group saw the director and Long Nidan, Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng respectfully bowed and greeted them, but Zhou Le joked around the director's shoulder with a playful smile on his face.

"I haven't seen you for a week and gained weight again? Director, have you taken puffing agent?"

After teasing the director, Zhou Le looked at Long Nidan again, his gaze subconsciously lowered, fixed on the other's belly.

Long Nidan's expression was very unnatural, and he covered his stomach with his hands: "You all prepare well, the competition tonight must be at a high level."

Zhou Le: "Little Dragon~ The weather is so hot, why don't you make some cold shrimp beer for everyone."

Translation: Ma'am, you don't want others to know about the turtle painting on your belly, do you?

Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng were terrified, Brother Le, are you too drifting?

She is the draft godmother Lonny Dan!

The director also panicked, he liked Zhou Le very much, so he hurriedly helped Zhou Le make things right: "Don't mind Director Long, this kid has a bad mouth..."

Long Nidan: "Okay! I'll order takeaway for you."

After speaking, he took the phone and left, gnashing his teeth angrily.

[Negative Energy +66]

Ms. Long is still more moist, but she is still not as good as Sister Di Reliba, she will squirt wildly as soon as she is teased.

Director: "Huh?"

Is there really someone above Zhou Le?Even Long Nidan had to look at Zhou Le's face?Are the rumors true?
Not to mention Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng, they showed their emoticons in shock.

Is there anyone on Lego?

After a while, the staff brought three big boxes of flavored shrimps and a piece of cold beer to the rest room for Zhou Le. The other contestants were all envious. When they heard that it was the takeaway that Director Long ordered for Zhou Le, everyone became even more jealous up.

Zhou Le only left a box of shrimp for them, and took the other two to the office area upstairs.

Send a copy to Director Chen Ruhan first: "Hello, sister, did you disturb your work? The weather is too hot, so I specially ordered a taste of shrimp and beer for you."

Chen Ruhan looked at Long Nidan's phone number on the takeaway list, and smiled happily: "Thank you! You have a heart."

This kid... is really cute, the crayfish who lied to Long Nidan didn't forget to give me a copy, and it's not in vain for me to introduce TV drama resources to him.

Zhang Fengdan, who knew that he should try the second male lead in "A Thousand Bone of Flowers", and Zhang Fengdan is not a big star, so if he was pressed, he would be pressed.

After Zhou Le showed his courtesy, he turned around and left: "Don't disturb my sister's work."

Auntie Chen stopped him: "Wait! Here are a few playlists, you can take a look and see if you are interested. If there is a play you like, please let me know on WeChat. There are no roles."

The Director of Program Purchasing of Shonan TV Station asked if there was any role, and if there is no role, there must be one!
Zhou Le was overjoyed, and flipped through the result list: "How embarrassing is this? I don't know how to act, isn't this going to cause trouble for other crews? I'm so ashamed... Thank you, sister!"

The second stop is He Jiong's office.

Zhou Le didn't knock on the door of Mr. He's office. The passing staff told Zhou Le that He Jiong was recording a quick book. Zhou Le walked over to give the crayfish with ease. He also met several artists who were recording the program. Jiong praised.

In the end, Zhou Le returned to the Kuaimen lounge to eat lobster and play games.

kick rice~
Soon Zhou Le received a call from her manager, Sister Hua. The company found three assistants for Zhou Le, a styling assistant in charge of makeup, hair and clothing, a life assistant in charge of basic necessities of life, a publicity assistant in charge of publicity and distribution operations, and another There are also two bodyguards.

Zhou Le was a little happy at first, but when he heard that he had to share half of their salary, he immediately refused righteously.

"Bodyguards are useless except for acting. Publicity assistants are definitely not good enough for me to hype marketing. Life assistants are even more unnecessary. I am not disabled. The styling assistant looks useful but is actually useless. All program groups and crews have makeup teachers. What are you wasting that money for? All I need is your manager, Sister Hua, and you can make work arrangements and book tickets for me remotely."

Sister Hua advised a few more words.

Zhou Le still refused: "There are many old actors who don't have assistants. Why do I need assistants as a young artist? Are you pretending? Don't you have hands? I'm an idiot looking for a bunch of assistants to surround me."

Hua Shenyu, who had just finished the rehearsal, could hear clearly, but he didn't dare to look in Zhou Le's direction.

One assistant pressed his shoulders, another made coffee for him, one assistant was arranging his costume for the evening, and another was peeling fruit for him. The four assistants all looked at Zhou Le.

Zhou Le stared back at them: "Sister Hua can cover half of the studio! I only want you!"

Sister Hua was so dizzy from being photographed that she agreed not to act as an assistant for Zhou Le.

After a long time, Sister Hua finally realized that she was cheated by that boy!If he doesn't hire an assistant, I will do the work alone...

Anyway, Zhou Le didn't plan to hire an assistant anymore, and let Dong Yanyan be the assistant when he got cold.

The chicken brother must not be cold, and the stone is not good.

kick rice~
Another call came, it was a video call from Fan Shuangshuang.

Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng waited for Zhou Le to open the black, and they were puzzled when they saw the name of No. 2 of the Turtle Reserve Team. Now these sand sculptures are named so strangely.

Zhou Le hesitated for a moment, then connected: "Hello? Sister Shuang."

Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng almost spit out nosebleeds, Fan Shuangshuang was wearing an overly sexy Tang Palace costume, and the filming cycle was very long.The shape of Fan Shuangshuang's palace dress is very stunning and beautiful, the tall and round jelly is dangling, so white that people can't move their eyes.

It turned out to be Fan Shuangshuang?

A few contestants came over to see the world, wow, what a world!What a round world!
I envy Fan Pipi...

Fan Shuangshuang said while eating the fruit: "It's okay, so I can't chat with you? Don't forget, I bought your microphone."

Zhou Le was much calmer than the others: "Yes, what will my sister buy me this time?"

The players were collectively shocked: "???"

Brother Le, you are so tactful!

Fan Shuangshuang was also amused: "You little guy is really shameless, even more shameless than Fan Pipi, no wonder he treats you like a pony. After all, what do you want?"

Zhou Le: "I want you..."

For the past month, Zhou Le has been teasing her on WeChat, and the two are very familiar with each other now.

Fan Shuangshuang always asks Fan Pipi if he has any accidents, and comes to Zhou Le to drive. Zhou Le's driving skills are affirmed by Sister Shuang.

However, the surrounding contestants dropped their jaws in fright, Zhou Le, are you crazy?That's the queen of the red carpet, Fan Shuangshuang!China Entertainment's number one actress!

Fan Shuangshuang laughed until the flowers and branches trembled wildly: "Pfft~ You talk well, I haven't seen you for a few days, even my sister dares to tease you."

[Negative Energy -7]

Eh?
Zhou Le was shocked, I just saw her headlights, and subconsciously drove a car, how did I return the negative energy?

Sister Shuang is not pure to me!

That's really... great, drawing a turtle has great promise.

Zhou Le chuckled: "I want you to be my singing guest."

The contestants were very envious. Zhou Le's network is so wide and he speaks really straight. If you ask the goddess Fan Shuangshuang without asking, can anyone agree to you?
Fan Shuangshuang: "Okay! You also know that I sing well?"

Zhou Le: "I don't know. If it doesn't sound good, I can train you. It's not a big problem to open up your voice."

"What are you talking about, little rascal? What are you talking about?"

"The one who sings, open your voice, where did you go?"

Fan Shuangshuang's face flushed slightly: "Bah~ Is he a fast boy?"

Zhou Le smiled and said, "No, Fast Guy doesn't have a singing part, it's the final of Good Voice, next Friday night."

"Next week... next week I'm going to film a game endorsement..."

"Then what should I do? I can't live without you! If you don't have you in the singing part of such an important final, I will... find someone else."

"Pfft~ Who else can you find?"

"Looking for the most beautiful and best singing female star in China - Dire Liba."

"She is also worthy? A yellow-haired girl who doesn't even have hair! You prepare the best song, and my sister will postpone the endorsement for two days."

"Thank you, Sister Shuang loves me the most!"

"No, I don't care as much about Fan Pipi as I do about you."

"He's too ugly to deserve."

"Isn't it? I can't believe that he is my own brother. Sure enough, when the husband and wife were in love, the child was the most beautiful. When Fan Pipi was born, their relationship faded."

"what?"

Zhou Le turned pale with shock.

The players who joined in the fun couldn't believe it, but he was just a younger brother.

Fan Shuangshuang asked strangely, "What are you?"

Zhou Le: "It turns out that Fan Pipi was born by your parents."

Fan Shuangshuang feigned anger: "Fuck you... If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart."

Zhou Le laughed and said, "Come tear it up! Let's see who's mouth is torn off. I only have one mouth, so it's more advantageous to defend."

Fan Shuangshuang laughed angrily: "Pfft...get lost!"

The contestants were full of admiration, Zhou Le was so awesome, he dared to make such a joke with Fan Shuangshuang, and the other party still laughed.

Why is their relationship so good?

Zhou Le: "Get lost, hang up."

"Wait a moment!"

Fan Shuangshuang shouted.

Zhou Le: "Didn't you tell me to go away?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "I have something to do with you. Fan Pipi asked me to buy some songs from you. He said that he talked to you. Is there anything?"

Zhou Le nodded: "Yes! He said that you are a fool with a lot of money and it is easy to cheat. If you sell you 200 million songs, 1000 songs will be 100 million. Then give him a commission of [-] million."

Fan Shuangshuang's face suddenly changed: "Okay, I understand, I will beat him to death with my own hands!"

Zhou Le: "You gave him his life, hit him as you like."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kill you as well."

"I didn't come from you, why did you kill me?"

"Just be mean! My sister won't talk to you..."

beep~
Zhou Le hung up on her.

Fan Shuangshuang was so angry that Zhou Le took advantage of her every time, but within two days she would call Zhou Le again and be molested.

[Negative Energy +23]

Also came back.

Zhou Le hung up the video call and looked around: "What are you doing? Have you ever seen a female star? She has nothing but a big tits, a beautiful face, and a good figure. What's so good about her?"

Everyone rolled their eyes, they were looking at milk!

In the corner, Hua Shenyu was extremely unbalanced. How could a goddess like Fan Shuangshuang treat him so well?She doesn't even mind Zhou Le's dirty words?
[Negative Energy +9]

Zhou Le has always spoken impolitely, but not everyone hates him. For example, Ms. Fan Shuangshuang, who was scolded bloody when they first met, later became good friends with Zhou Le, who talked about everything and often drove together.

Zhou Le has been breaking through Sister Shuang's bottom line, constantly testing her scale, maybe she can really open her voice.

kick rice~
Drop drop drop...

Zhou Le: "Damn it! Is it over?"

This time it was Sun Zuer. She called Master to cheer her up and said that she would watch Master's game with her mother in the evening.

After a few perfunctory words, Zhou Le asked her to practice shutting her mouth and test her singing skills after a while.

Next, Dire Liba, Zhang Xingyi, Yu Chengqing, Chen He and other celebrities called Zhou Le to cheer on him. They were so envious that other contestants were much less motivated to compete. Why is there such a big gap between people?

The most outrageous thing was the call from the actor Wang Ou. The scale of the conversation between the two made Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng dumbfounded, for example:
"Little Zhou Le, are you nervous? You won't fail to enter the top 10, right?"

"If you can't make it into the top 10, I'll make it to you!"

"Then~ welcome?"

"Can I enter your store without money?"

"No money is robbery!"

"Then I'll rob you!"

"I'll call the police."

"Hold who?"

Anyway, Zhou Le didn't play a game this afternoon.

Zhou Le said with emotion: "It's time to buy a small tablet, which is specially used for playing games and watching porn."

Ning Yuheng: "Isn't Guna Liza good? Are you still watching movies?"

Zhou Le: "My films are all given by her, and hers are given by the little yellow duck. This is called sharing."

Ning Yuheng and Bai Gangju threw themselves together again, Gu Naliza was so much fun!
Which man doesn't envy Zhou Le?

In fact, they don't know that Guna Liza just loves to learn. The self-pewing tricks she played in front of Zhou Le are all learned from the video teaching. She can do whatever the teacher can do, and she takes it for granted .

Zhou Le watched the film just for the convenience of communication and practice with Sister Zha, otherwise how could Zhou Le handle such uncommon ways of playing with body and furniture?
Eight o'clock in the evening.

The live broadcast of the "Happy Boys" 20-in-10 match officially started.

Hundreds of millions of viewers across the country are watching the game online, and tens of millions of viewers use the Mango APP to watch the game online. This is the influence of the national draft.

In contrast, there is a huge gap between "Idol Intern", "Song of China" and "The Voice of China", which has nothing to do with the competition system, because those three programs are not really a national talent show and are not grounded enough.

He Jiong and Wang Han presided over the opening skillfully, steadily advancing all the procedures, and then asked the top 20 fast boys to appear on the stage.

A five-star hotel in Hengdian.

Fan Shuangshuang postponed the evening show, nestled in the suite, ate grapes and watched the live TV broadcast of Zhou Le's game.

"Where's Zhou Le? Why isn't he the C position? What does this show group mean?"

Since Sister Shuang gave Zhou Le the microphone, she has become a mother fan.

Before, she only watched "Idol Intern" to pay attention to Fan Pipi's situation. In that show, Fan Pipi became uglier and uglier, and Zhou Le liked it more and more. The innate temperament of a king.

That's the kind, no matter how dick the opponent is, it doesn't taste like my dick.

Watching Zhou Le's game has a feeling of reading cool texts, which will produce a strange sense of substitution.

In addition, Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang often chatted on wechat, every time he could leave tire marks on Fan Shuangshuang's face, it was really exciting.

Once, Zhou Le sent a wechat and raced beside Fan Pipi. In the feature film "Idol Trainee", he can be seen playing with his mobile phone, but only Fan Shuangshuang knew what tiger and wolf words he sent.

At that time, they were talking about Fan Shuangshuang's previous buying of the navy to blackmail him.

The message Zhou Le sent was: "It doesn't matter if you pressed me before, brother Le will press you back sooner or later."

Fan Shuangshuang replied: "My sister doesn't like being down there."

Zhou Le: "Cows press their heads forcibly without drinking water, and so do people."

Fan Shuangshuang was run over at that time, the speed was too fast for her to keep up.

Now, Fan Shuangshuang started chasing Kuai Nan and Hao Sheng, and there was no delay. Only the finals of the two programs were left.

On the TV, Wang Han was exaggerating the tense atmosphere: "...The rules of the game last time were 66 to 20 were particularly exciting, but today's stage where 20 to 10 is played, the rules of the game are even more exciting."

He Jiong echoed: "That's right! If the last time was a battle royale, then this time it's a encounter with a bayonet on a narrow road!"

Fan Shuangshuang stuffed a grape into her mouth: "See you red? No matter how red you are, I'm happy to be red!"

Full marks for reading comprehension.

After a while, Fan Shuangshuang finally figured out the rules of the competition, and spit out a mouthful of grape skins: "What kind of gaudy stuff? After talking for so long, isn't it just free PK? Zhou Le picks that Huashenyu PK, kill him!"

Sure enough, Zhou Le was the first to stand up on the TV screen: "I am the first."

Wang Han still hated him very much: "Contestant Zhou Le is still pushy as always, can't you wait for me to finish explaining the rules to Mr. He before coming out?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Go to hell! You still say a broken rule for 5 minutes?"

Zhou Le: "Ah? You haven't finished talking yet? My grandma speaks faster than you! Let my grandma preside over the calculation next time~"

Fan Shuangshuang clutched her stomach: "Pfft~hahahaha..."

Celebrities are human beings too, everyone likes to watch Zhou Le pissing off people, it's not just as simple as talking about it, Zhou Le can do all kinds of flamboyant tricks to make people who like him feel very good, such as now.

Wang Han was stunned, and He Jiong rounded up the situation: "Le, our grandma also has a host qualification certificate?"

Zhou Le laughed and said, "Xie Na doesn't have a host qualification certificate. She's still hosting the quick book this afternoon. I saw it."

Wang Han was even angrier, thank you, is that what you can say?
Fan Shuangshuang silently applauded: "Well done, Xiao Le!"

He Jiong: "Okay, I'm happy, you dare to expose everything! Then let grandma host the fast book for Xie Na in the next issue."

He is really good at talking, and he just made a joke for Xie Na with a joke.

Zhou Le put his hands in his pockets: "It's not impossible! If you don't believe me, watch it, the barrage is full of people who want to see it."

Indeed, the barrage of Mango APP's live broadcast is really full of what you want to watch.

He Jiong smiled and said, "Okay~ I'll ask grandma to dance to the disco in the next issue, haha! I'm not surprised that Zhou Le is the first to stand up to challenge, do you know why?"

He was passing a message to Wang Han.

Just now Wang Han has been silent since he was stopped by Zhou Le. For a senior host, he is already a little bit embarrassed.

Wang Han's words were barbed: "Why? Is it because he is strong or has a perverted personality?"

He Jiong shook his head: "Not at all! It's because... I know he wants to go backstage and play games after singing, right?"

Zhou Le: "Yes, I am very good at playing games, game companies can consider asking me to endorse..."

He Jiong: "Stop talking! Let's finish the details of the competition rules, Brother Han."

He interrupted Zhou Le to save face for Wang Han.

Zhou Le didn't mind either, he was fine.

Fan Shuangshuang's eyes rolled: "Eh? Didn't it happen that a game asked me to endorse? Why don't you bring this guy along for a try."

She didn't mean anything else, but suddenly felt that Zhou Le was also a modeling face, very suitable for representing games. There are many handsome men and women in the entertainment industry, but there are not many who can represent game cosplay characters without acting. She is one, Zhou Le's ancient Naliza is a...

Sister Shuang just like Chen Ruhan, has entered a state called a cultivation game.

drop by drop...

The phone rang, and it was from my younger brother, Fan Pipi.

Fan Shuangshuang was annoyed at that, and answered: "Fart if you want!"

Fan Pipi: "Sister, we went to the playground for two days. The big pendulum is so exciting. Just the playground in the capital city, the stewed food here is also delicious..."

Fan Shuangshuang's eyebrows twitched: "Your elder brother is playing in the fast male knockout match tonight, are you still playing outside?"

Fan Pipi: "He is sure to win and never lose. Let me see what he is doing. Let me tell you this braised..."

"Shut up! Don't call again, or you will be blocked."

Fan Shuangshuang hung up the phone. This younger brother has been annoying since he was a child, but Zhou Le is still cute.

On TV, Wang Han finally explained the details of the rules, and He Jiong took over the conversation:
"Okay, now the competition officially begins. I invite Zhou Le, who is the first to stand up to PK, to choose an opponent. Who do you want to challenge?"

Zhou Le: "Hua Shenyu."

Wang Han pouted, not wanting to talk to Zhou Le.

He Jiong glanced at the timid Hua Shenyu, and asked, "Why did you pick him? Is it because of his strength?"

Zhou Le shrugged: "No, he has no strength. Last time he picked me, this time I will pick him. I want to eliminate him with my own hands!"

I saw you stepping on you once, not just talking.

Hua Shenyu adjusted his glasses, pretending to be calm.

He Jiong: "Everyone knows that Zhou Le is very vengeful, so Huahua, do you accept the challenge?"

A contestant cannot refuse. He Jiong's question is actually to ease Hua Shenyu's embarrassment.

Hua Shenyu said: "I accept any challenge."

Zhou Le: "No one challenged you, I just crushed you, get ready for the rematch."

Fan Shuangshuang burst out laughing, this little thing is crazy, I like it very much.

(End of this chapter)