The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 125
The reason Sister Shuang likes Zhou Le is of course not because of his talent. Who cares about such a thing for a decent woman?

What she likes is Zhou Le's nervous variety show sense, which can always bring joy to her boring crew life.

The life of the film crew is very boring, which is why Fan Shuangshuang often asks Zhou Le to drive. When there is no film, there is nothing else to do except play with the mobile phone.

Having said that, Fan Shuangshuang still likes Zhou Le's looks, so why don't you try making fun of her with an ugly one?

Block you on the spot!
Sister Shuang is now a capital, much higher than Yang Mi's fake capital.

Getting used to Zhou Le's face of a handsome guy with a strong face, and looking back at the one who gave the heart-shaped stone, Fan Shuangshuang just felt dull and even wanted to laugh.

What kind of bull are you?
Also match?

She had already clearly rejected that one, and she couldn't even whet her appetite.

Or Zhou Le looks delicious.

At this time, the delicious Zhou Le was already standing alone on the stage with the blue microphone given by Fan Shuangshuang, and the two hosts and other contestants all left.

Instructor Li Chunyu asked: "Xiao Le, what kind of original rock song will you bring today?"

Zhou Le: "Rock is rock, but not original."

Li Chunyu: "Oh?"

The instructors immediately cheered up, Zhou Le didn't sing the original song, it was the sun coming out from the west.

Could it be that the intensity of the competition is too great to write?

Backstage, Huashenyu's face was ashen. He had heard Zhou Le's rehearsal.

how to say?

The song is kind of insulting to the opponent.

Nicholas took off his sunglasses: "Isn't it an original song? Zhou Le! Are you worthy of the guitar I gave you?"

Zhou Le smiled: "That's why I didn't bring my guitar today."

Xie Fengting: "..."

Chen Tushen said, "Are you exhausted?"

Zhou Le: "Of course not. I prepared an original rock song, but judging from today's rules, I won't be able to use it. I will sing it next time. To eliminate Hua Shenyu, there is no need to use a new song. An adapted song is enough." .”

Chen Tushen's expression changed, but he couldn't say anything.

Fan Shuangshuang no longer eats grapes. She is afraid of choking when she laughs. She loves to watch Zhou Le's star, and she also likes to be criticized by Zhou Le. Last time she was scolded by him in "Idol Trainee", she was quite comfortable.

cough……

In fact, Sister Shuang has a bit of an M attribute, but not much, which is hidden by her queenly temperament.

Any other female star would have blocked Zhou Le long ago. Only Fan Shuangshuang would make friends with Zhou Le, and would often send strange wechat messages to scold him. Zhou Le's cursing voice was heard repeatedly, which was very exciting.

Tao Jingying: "Whose song are you going to adapt?"

Zhou Le: "My own song."

"One of the rock songs I sang before?"

"No, it's a rap song. I sang it in "Idol Trainee", but it hasn't been aired yet. Yes, audience friends, if you are interested, remember to log on to Qiqi Video APP to watch the semi-finals of "Idol Trainee". Next Friday It will be updated on time at six o'clock in the evening..."

He Jiong under the stage hurriedly called out: "Hey, hey? Don't advertise programs on other platforms in our show! This bastard is too rude~"

Fan Shuangshuang laughed again until her chest shook, "Hahaha...Zhou Le, you're going to kill me from laughing! Go to the Mango department to play the strange video program."

No, I can't take it anymore.

She picked up her mobile phone to edit WeChat: "Zhou Le, you look like a monkey tonight."

You can see it when he finishes singing and leaves the stage.

On TV, Zhou Leli said bluntly: "Tianxia platforms are one family, and they all serve the audience. Why should they be divided? I also mentioned Fast Boys on other programs. Audience gentlemen! Next Friday at six o'clock in the evening, "Idol We will see you in the semi-finals of The Intern!"

frenzied!

Zhou Le has gone crazy in order to earn the last 5555 negative energy points.

He Jiong also has no temper and can't control it at all.

Tao Jingying took control: "This song hasn't been broadcast yet, so it's considered a new song, right? Let's talk about this song."

Zhou Ledao: "This song is called "Nunchaku". The original version is a rap song. I added elements of Sichuan Opera Gaoqiang, Xichuan Qingyin, and Yuzhou Boatman's chant, and adapted it into a Sichuanese version of a rock song. It is very exciting. It was a blast."

"Oh! Dialect, the Sichuan dialect version!"

Tao Jingying looked at Li Chunyu and Chen Tushen on the left and right. It's up to you to take over. Tao Jingying, who has been hosting for many years, knows variety shows.

Zhou Le didn't even take out the original song, but also offered a song adapted from the Sichuan dialect. It was clear that he was humiliating Hua Shenyu, which meant that you didn't deserve to be eliminated by me with the original.

At this point, it's time to digress.

Li Chunyu didn't understand.

Chen Tushen was slow: "Why did you think of adapting the Sichuan dialect version? Is there any special meaning?"

Zhou Le: "Because Xichuan dialect is used to make music, it is actually very powerful."

Tao Jingying hurriedly said, "Okay! Let's start your performance."

It wasn't all because of the show, but also because Zhou Le and her belonged to the same company, so she had to take care of her to make him less crazy.

In front of the TV, Fan Shuangshuang straightened her lips: "You let him pretend! Why doesn't he pretend to force me to watch your show?"

Zhou Le stopped pretending and started singing:
Quickly use the nunchuck

Quickly use the nunchuck

Those who practice martial arts must remember (Harmony: The benevolent is invincible)
Which one is practicing Tai Chi (Harmony: Fengshengshuiqi)

Quickly use the nunchuck hehehehe

Quickly use the nunchuck hehehehe

If I have lightness skills, I will fly over the roof and walk on the wall

Be upright and unyielding~
Rock!

It's genuine rock and roll, but Xi Chuan's words are like magic sounds, full of joy.

The audience laughed and then applauded.

The instructors were laughing too.

Li Chunyu: "Haha~ how did he come up with it?"

Chen Tushen: "This tune is quite nice, it has the feeling of a boatman's chant..."

Xie Fengting: "Not bad, it's interesting!"

Fan Shuangshuang in front of the TV didn't smile, she had heard the original version of "Nunchuck".

Fan Pipi was kicked out of the Zhou Music Group for that song and did not participate in the singing, so Fan Pipi was full of resignation, recorded the video of their rehearsal and sent it to Fan Shuangshuang, begging her to buy the song.

Of course Sister Shuang refused, you also sing my song with your virtue?

So, when she heard the version of "Nunchaku" in Xichuan dialect, Fan Shuangshuang narrowed her eyes like a fox.

This little thing is a little tricky...

He didn't use this song to humiliate Hua Shenyu at all, it didn't deserve it, he was using the fast boy's stage to advertise "Idol Intern". When the song "Nunchuck" became popular, there must be many Audiences want to hear the original version, so they have to watch "Idol Trainee".

Fan Shuangshuang discovered that this song had nothing to do with the original version except that the lyrics were similar to "Nunchuck".

Our Zhou Le is a genius!

After Burning Burst started singing, the music suddenly became melodious. The addition of Xun added a strong national style element to this song, which is comparable to the original Erhu.

The barbecue stalls are full of smoke, and next door is the Guoshu Museum

There are three sections of Da Niang Huo tea ceremony in the shop
The boss is practicing iron sand palms and playing Yang's spear
……

Quickly use the nunchuck hehehehe

Quickly use the nunchuck hehehehe

……

"The adaptation is really good! The Jianghu flavor is stronger than the original version, and the arrangement is also perfect..."

Fan Shuangshuang was full of praise for Zhou Le, she knew music, and she sang very well, otherwise, Zhou Le would not have asked her to be her guest singer.

Zhou Le came again.

No matter how disgusting the "Happy Boys" program group is, it can't stop Zhou Le from stealing their traffic again. It's so cheap!
This song is going to be hot!
Fan Shuangshuang decisively picked up her mobile phone and asked her assistant to contact the "Idol Intern" program group, suggesting that they prepare for marketing. She has enough control over the navy and must fire up the program. After all, Fan Pipi is also the No.3 debut of that program. ah.

For dear Zhou... no, for my brother, what's the point of spending some money?
Suddenly, the painting style changed, and the original music came in. Zhou Le turned on the rap mode, but the singing was in English:
what's your favorite weapon
double truncation stick with softness and rigidity
want to go to songshan henan
learn from shaolin and wudang
……

use double truncation heng hei ha xi
use double truncation heng hei ha xi~
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Fan Shuangshuang laughed and rolled all over the sofa.

I can't stand this, what the hell is this English?It's so over the top!Isn't it just a literal translation of the Chinese lyrics?Blunt, too blunt!
Zhou Le is too hard...

The audience who had never heard of the original version thought it was a normal operation and applauded excitedly.

Hua Shenyu, who was waiting to play in the waiting area, only felt endless humiliation.

Zhou Le's actual combat is too insulting!
[Negative Energy +9]

This is because he thought too much, Hua Shenyu himself was suspicious, thinking that Zhou Le deliberately humiliated him, but in fact?He didn't deserve to be humiliated by Zhou Le at all.

Zhou Le's performance ended quickly and won a lot of applause.

Among other things, the arrangement and melody of the Sichuan dialect version of "Nunchucks" are really unique, and the English rap with ghost fire is really awesome.

He Jiong briefly asked about the inspiration for the adaptation of this song, and then Zhou Le left the stage and waited in the waiting area, and the voting session was broadcast live after Hua Shenyu finished singing.

Huashenyu Gougou came to the stage reverently: "Hello, teachers, today I bring you a brand new "Song without Words"..."

Tao Jingying's disgust was visible to the naked eye, and her expression was full of resistance.

The last time Huashenyu sang "Song of No Words" in the Changsha singing area, Tao Jingying was very disgusted and commented very viciously. For this reason, Huashenyu's fans scolded her for a long time.

As an old fritter in the entertainment industry, Tao Jingying of course knows that this product doesn't have that many fans, and most of them are trolls.

Therefore, Tao Jingying hated this thing on stage from the very beginning.

She went straight up and said, "I didn't ask you to introduce the song as soon as you came up. Don't you have to communicate with the instructors first? Like Zhou Le did just now."

Hua Shenyu: "Then..."

Tao Jingying turned her head away and left him alone, I don't want to communicate with you.

It was Li Chunyu who took over the conversation and started chatting with him. After all, they were both from Tianyu Media and the object of Loon Nidan's praise.

Fan Shuangshuang also hated the practice of dancing gods, so she turned off the TV and looked at her mobile phone. Zhou Le replied.

"Like a monkey? Aren't you handsome today?"

Sister Shuang was speechless, what's the answer?

She spoke directly: "It's not that you are handsome or not, but that you are not human."

Zhou Le turned down the volume of the phone in embarrassment, and glanced at the staff next to him, who immediately moved away a little, wondering why this voice sounded a bit like Fan Shuangshuang?
Zhou Le heard the magic sound coming from the stage, and directly used WeChat to record a section to Fan Shuangshuang and send it to Fan Shuangshuang.

Fan Shuangshuang didn't expect to escape without turning off the TV, and scolded: "Is there something wrong with you? My TV is turned off, and you still send me the recording?"

Zhou Le replied to the text message: "No wonder Fan Pipi owes so much to that scumbag. He owes a beating or scolding. It turns out it's a family hereditary disease."

Fan Shuangshuang also wrote: "You are the one who deserves the scolding!"

Zhou Le: "I don't care to tell you the truth, you know I know it, and I will satisfy you when there is no one around me."

Fan Shuangshuang pouted while holding the phone, bad, it seemed to be exposed...

Yes, he is so cunning.

Sister Shuang didn't have any plans for Zhou Le, she just sweared with him while driving online, it was just a small game.

She didn't reply to the message again, and turned on the TV after a while, and saw Zhou Le and Hua Shenyu standing on the stage live broadcasting the voting session. The raccoon tasted the crispy noodles and was very angry.

Voting results will be out soon:

Zhou Le: 4501 million votes.

Huashenyu: 328 million votes.

Zhou Le won by a narrow margin of fourteen times and successfully advanced to the top ten. The mage shed tears on the scene and got the ticket to the resurrection match.

The game continued, and soon, Fan Shuangshuang received Zhou Le's extremely unfriendly voice message.

The corners of Sister Shuang's mouth rose wildly when she heard this, there is no cure for this disease.

The little guy is so brave.

The brave Zhou Le discovered that there are not many normal people in the entertainment industry, and he himself is also sick. Who would scold the mentor on the show?
However, the scale that Fan Shuangshuang can accept is very small, far inferior to that of Gu Naliza, if she goes too far, she will have two bad days.

This sister is quite interesting, she cooks and loves to play.

After rewarding Sister Shuang in a place where no one was outside, Zhou Le happily returned to the lounge to play games. It was a joy, and not far away, Hua Shenyu was still crying, and his happiness was doubled.

One game lasted for three hours, until the end of the game, the top ten went to a small hall to accept media interviews.

Bai Gangju and Ning Yuheng also advanced smoothly, sitting next to Zhou Le respectively.

This episode is not a live broadcast, it will be played as a sideshow of the show. The major media mostly ask questions from netizens, so Zhou Le, who is the most popular, is naturally the one who gets the most questions, and it is almost reduced to a personal interview.

A certain reporter: "I want to ask Zhou Le, some netizens said that you were able to go to the end of several programs at the same time because of your strong background. Is that true?"

Zhou Le nodded and admitted: "Yes! What you say is what you say. You are right when you say that one plus one equals four."

"That means there is no background?"

"Have!"

"What background?"

"you guess."

"The audience may not be satisfied with your answer."

"If you're not satisfied, just hold back!"

"Uh……"

Another reporter: "A netizen asked why Zhou Le is so high-profile and arrogant. This will teach children badly. What do you think about this?"

Zhou Le thought for a while and said: "When I was young, I ate many, many snacks, crispy noodles, popping candies, spicy strips, spicy kohlrabi, QQ candies, chocolate beans, tamarind cake...all! I ate all the snacks However, I kept eating every day. Later, I found that many of my classmates had never eaten any snacks, and even if they ate a little bit occasionally, because their parents did not allow them to eat. I asked my grandma why she didn’t care about me. snack?"

Reporter: "Because your home sells snacks?"

Zhou Le shook his finger: "No! You are far worse than my grandma. She said, it's just a snack, not a rat poison. You won't die after eating it. Why should I stop you? If you can eat something, I have to teach you everything you can eat, you must be a waste when you grow up!"

reporter:"……"

Zhou Le said: "In the same way, if you are afraid of teaching your child badly by watching TV, it is best to smash the TV and let him grow up healthily."

The female reporter is still struggling: "However, you can obviously be more humble and low-key, set a better example for young people, and educate them to be a better version of themselves."

Zhou Le disdainfully said: "Aren't you tired? You are educated by the teacher at school, educated by your boss at work, educated by your parents when you return home, maybe you are educated by a hooligan when you go shopping, and you still want him to be educated after watching a TV show after all. ? Crazy?"

Another male reporter raised his hand: "There are a lot of bad voices on the Internet. Your reputation is very bad. What do you think about it?"

Zhou Le: "I'm sick. They scold me and I still watch it? I don't watch it! Isn't it good to play games?"

"No, I'm asking you what you think about controversy and criticism!"

"I accept it. Whether it's applause or booing, it's better than silence. Everyone has the right to express their opinions. I defend the right of everyone who criticizes me to speak! The Internet is free!"

clap clap clap...

The top ten couldn't help applauding, brother Le is so domineering!

The layout is too big.

A female reporter asked: "You know that you have a lot of student fans, right? They all like your appearance, especially your eyes, which are deep and sinister..."

Zhou Le: "I don't care what they like, I just want to ask if they have finished their summer homework? Hahaha, school starts in half a month!"

When the tidbits were aired, thousands of true fans were thoroughly pricked, and they followed Zhou Le's show for the whole summer vacation. What is the summer homework?
However, the other fans were very happy. Zhou Le was still so willful and brave. Moreover, his thoughts were very unique, and he was not an idiot.

Many passers-by also praised Zhou Le, what he said was really good, if you want to be educated after watching a variety show, the world must be crazy.

After the interview, Zhou Le invited the top ten to eat supper, and made it clear that he was very satisfied with the list of the top ten. It would be great if there were no three spots for the rematch to spoil the situation.

Everyone understands, this is the rhythm of forming a group to destroy those three.

Do you want to do it?
Do it!

The three people who came out of the rematch were the ones who threatened the top ten, and they didn't feel guilty at all for sniping them.

So, Zhou Le began to arrange tactics.

When asked by Ning Yuheng why he targeted Huashenyu so thoroughly, Zhou Le replied: "Oh, I just want to keep his name away from me on Kuaimenpedia, the farther the better."

The next day, Zhou Le went back to his hometown. This week, he deliberately did not answer the call, and set aside time to go back to his hometown to accompany his grandmother. On Thursday, he took her to Jiangsu and Zhejiang to participate in the finals of "The Voice of China".

This program learns from fast men, and invites family members to the finals to increase the effect of the program.

It was Zhou Sufang's first time flying, and she was still a little nervous. She grabbed Zhou Le's hand and said, "Baby, can I buy insurance?"

Zhou Le said: "Who will benefit from the purchase? The whole family is wiped out, and I still buy insurance for the ball."

Grandma relaxed a lot, and quietly asked Zhou Le: "You really don't want to recognize her?"

Zhou Le knew who she was referring to: "Impossible. Don't you hate her the most? I'll recognize her, and you won't break my dog ​​legs?"

Zhou Le felt the luckiest thing that she didn't come to bother him.

Grandma beat Lao Han's leg: "I just feel that I am getting old. If I leave one day, you will be alone again."

Zhou Le: "You can't leave."

Grandma is almost seventy. Although she has a hot temper, she is not in good health.

Fortunately, Zhou Le has earned a lot of negative energy points, and he is getting closer and closer to the health and longevity card.

[Current negative energy value: 41238]

Thanks to Sister Ou and Dire Liba, two extremely moist female stars.

I haven't got the rewards for the good voice and the fast boy yet, and there are also the tasks of raising stupid beauties, drawing turtles and viewing "A Thousand Bones of Flowers". It's enough to get all the rewards.

In the afternoon, Sister Hua picked up Zhou Le and grandma at the airport and drove to the hotel.

The manager, Sister Hua, is no longer taking care of newcomers, and she is focusing on taking care of Zhou Le, but usually she doesn’t follow Zhou Le around. There are many things in the company that need to be handled by Zhou Le. The reason why she appeared today is to help Zhou Le take care of him. grandmother.

Zhou Le put his grandma in the hotel to rest, and went to Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV rehearsals by himself.

For The Voice Finals, Zhou Le prepared two songs, one for chorus and one for solo.

Except for Zhou Le, the other three top four contestants have been rehearsing here for a week, and all the solo songs have been rehearsed very well. Only the chorus songs can only be practiced together when the guest singers arrive.

When Zhou Le came to the studio, he saw Xuanxuan was singing "Redemption", a classic old song, with Sun Le'an.

Under the stage, instructor Ye Heying stopped from time to time, and then began to guide the two.

Sun Le'an is Ye Heying's friend and a musician in the Beijing circle. He has a certain status in the music scene. It is impossible for Xuanxuan to invite him. Ye Heying must have called him.

Seeing Zhou Le walk in with a big grin, Sun Le'an pouted at Ye Heying, meaning, just that thing hates you?Kill him!

Ye Heying winked, stop making trouble, the program team needs Zhou Le to bring the ratings.

If it was Ye Heying when he was young, he would definitely have just met Zhou Le, but now that he is older, his vigor has worn off early.

"Redemption" rehearsals continue.

After a while, Yu Chengqing came in with three cups of milk tea. He was used to running errands for Zhou Le. The two got on very well and became brothers.

He handed Zhou Le two glasses, and drank it himself first: "Who did you invite to sing? Are you keeping it a secret?"

Zhou Le: "You will know when you meet someone later."

Yu Chengqing: "You'd better say first, I don't know many musicians in the entertainment industry, and I won't be able to call them by name, how embarrassing is that? I'm a shameless person, not like you."

Zhou Le smiled and said: "Hey... If you don't know her, you should be ashamed."

Yu Chengqing was even more curious: "Famous? You're so fucking popular in the music world, yet you still hired a big star? Who will be your vocalist? Could it be Wang Zhengliang again?"

Zhou Le: "I'm so popular, and I still ask him to sing as my assistant? How shameful is that? My master is not worthy of singing for me now."

"That's right...he's not popular."

The two chatted one after another, waiting for the guest singer to sing, the better it is five in the afternoon, and it's only four forty in the afternoon.

After a while, Sun Le'an and Xuanxuan finished their rehearsal and were packing up their things to leave.

Suddenly, Sun Le'an walked towards Zhou Le: "Eh? I heard that you are very attractive!"

Zhou Le looked up at him, didn't bother to answer him, and lowered his head to continue cutting his fingernails.

Sun Le'an was immediately irritated: "I'm talking to you, are you so deaf?"

Yu Chengqing stopped him: "Calm down, calm down, Mr. Sun, my student is not very polite, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Sun Le'an pointed at Zhou Le: "What are you? You were still wearing crotch pants when I was popular..."

At this time, a female voice came: "Who is wearing crotch pants? It's so exciting! Oh~ Isn't this Mr. Sun? I'm very good at chatting with my brother?"

Sun Le'an was dumbfounded, and said to himself, isn't your brother Fan Pipi?
The person who came was Fan Shuangshuang. This woman was wearing a sexy white shirt. She hated the sky and walked aggressively. There were eight assistants behind her. passed.

This ostentation, this momentum, is the proper queen of domestic entertainment.

In the past few years, when it comes to actresses in the entertainment industry, Fan Shuangshuang thinks she is second and no one dares to say she is number one, and neither is Liu Tianxian.

Sun Le'an didn't know what was going on for a while, and his face was blank.

Fan Shuangshuang came to Zhou Le, took his hand and looked at it: "How do you play the guitar with such a short cut?"

Zhou Le shook off his hand and continued to cut: "You don't use your fingernails to play the guitar, are you stupid?"

Fan Shuangshuang smiled, then looked at Sun Le'an again: "It's a pleasure to meet you! Teacher Sun, my name is Fan Shuangshuang, and I'm an actor."

This is somewhat ironic.

Sun Le'an had no choice but to say awkwardly: "Hi Shuangshuang, I just said that this kid is rude, he can't do this."

Fan Shuangshuang: "He's rude, you just let him go, what's the big deal?"

Sun Le'an choked.

Yu Chengqing comforted him again, sent Sun Le'an back to Ye Heying, and then ran back happily: "Wow haha...you can do it, kid? Can you actually invite a goddess to be your singing guest? You're still hiding it from me! Or are you going to play tricks!"

Fan Shuangshuang retorted: "What is a gimmick? You mean I can't sing?"

Yu Chengqing: "I don't care if you can sing or not, as long as you are popular enough."

Fan Shuangshuang smiled: "Brother Yu, if you can talk, talk more! I love to listen!"

Yu Chengqing is a serious old driver, so it's easy to coax a woman, and he and Fan Shuangshuang have known each other for a long time.

After Zhou Le finished cutting his nails, he handed a cup of milk tea to Fan Shuangshuang, and then said to Cheng Qing, "Brother, go to the program group to find a better microphone for my sister."

Yu Zheng, who was running errands, was stopped by Fan Shuangshuang.

Standing in a neat row of assistants, a female assistant came out, opened the small box, took out an orange microphone from it, and handed it to Fan Shuangshuang.

Sister Shuang smiled and said, "Don't bother brother Yu, I have a microphone."

Zhou Le drank milk tea: "Aren't they going to hold offline fan clubs in twelve cities? You took the microphone, what does Fan Pipi use?"

Fan Shuangshuang was confident: "He can't even be a lead singer, so what are you doing with a microphone?"

It makes sense, but Zhou Le was speechless: "Drink milk tea."

"You let a female star drink such a high-calorie thing? Are you out of your mind?"

"I bought them all."

"Don't drink!"

"You don't want to save face, do you? Don't force me to feed you!"

"Drink, drink, something is wrong."

"Well, good!"

"I love you~"

Yu Chengqing on the side looked puzzled, no, how could these two know each other so well?

Just because of Fan Pipi?

Later, Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang put on their ears and went back to the stage to rehearse the new song. Zhou Le sent this song to her last weekend. After a week, she has learned a lot, and now she just needs to practice the cooperation with each other.
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PS: [-] words are updated today, and [-] words are still owed.

(End of this chapter)