The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 144 A Man Like God
Zhou Le teased fat girls every day, and sent a wechat message saying that this photo of you looks like I just fucked you, your face is bright and red.

Fan Shuangshuang sent Zhou Le's ugly photo, saying, your shooting skills are too much a test of my P-picture ability.

Falling in love and killing each other, the two have a tacit understanding.

Zhou Le's arrogance and arrogance reached their peak on this day. After Weibo collapsed, he went to the beep station and posted a video. It was a small video of Fan Shuangshuang showing love to Zhou Le by taking a selfie after running. The same pink T-shirt Drenched in sweat, Sister Shuang's face was covered in sweat and her voice was soft and waxy:

"My sister ran for 10 minutes today and was almost exhausted. Hee! I miss you, I want to eat delicious food with you, I want to play games with you, I want to post with you..."

Zhou Le just posted it.

Then, the beep station was also played by the little black treasures until it went down, so happy.

snort!
whole job?
I Zhou Le is a professional!
Now that the official announcement has been made, the publicity must be in place. Don’t let a fool come out and say that Zhou Le is taken care of by Fan Shuangshuang. Let the audience all over the country know that Fan Shuangshuang belongs to me, Zhou Le, that’s all. pull!

It's not just the melon-eating netizens who are happy this night, there are also many celebrities.

As soon as the Weibo was repaired, He Jiong sent a Weibo: "@周快乐, I have been hard-tempered for 20 years, but my teeth are not hard."

Zhou Le replied in seconds: "Eating soft rice is easy to digest."

Fan Shuangshuang: "Mr. He, don't talk nonsense. He didn't rely on me. The competition and creation were all done by himself. I sang for one episode, and I was hindered. Brother Le is very professional and doesn't need me at all." Give him resources. Netizens are the same, please be careful to play tricks, he is very strong and doesn't need to rely on anyone."

He Jiong: "Brother Le? Huh..."

Netizens also made fun of it. Sister Shuang is called Brother Zhou Lele?
When you debuted, he just debuted!

Also, you smoke bombed and said you knew Zhou Le's girlfriend very well, what happened?Can't afford it?
Fan Shuangshuang replied: "I know her well enough to wear the same pair of pants."

That... is not a problem.

Then there is sister Jinxin's Weibo: "All the netizens who eat melons, come to kneel and thank you! The melons given by sister are sweet enough?"

Fan Shuangshuang replied in seconds: "Kneel down and thank Sister Jin for not scolding me!"

Netizens thanked Sister Jin one after another, it was your show that made this big melon come out!

It has to be you!

Then there is Zhang Liguo, the old and unscrupulous: "@范丰眠, Shuangshuang, I have a new show, can you ask someone for help? That person is Zhou Le, and I can't contact him without an assistant. You Help lift the quilt and ask him if he is willing to come to our show?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Bah~"

Zhou Le: "Who will cover the quilt in this hot weather?"

Netizens once again heatedly discussed, you two don't cover the quilt?
Teacher Zhang Liguo's dangerous blog has completely stepped on Hei Zhoule's before. So Zhou Le doesn't have an assistant?
It's all explosive!
It's no wonder that before the stars collectively played you draw I guess + who is undercover.

Ever since, the audience discovered Hua Dian, Zhang Liguo was going to do a variety show, and Zhou Le was a resident guest, he had known that Zhou Le lived on Sister Shuang's bed.

Afterwards, after some digging by netizens, it was discovered that Zhou Le really didn't have any assistants, and he went alone wherever he went to record shows. He only had a manager named Sister Hua, and he didn't follow him.

This point is a highlight for a top streamer.

No wonder this guy dared to complain about Fan Shuangshuang's many assistants in "The Great Sharing", not because he and Fan Shuangshuang are in a relationship, but because he doesn't need assistants himself.

Afterwards, Zhou Le posted a dangerous blog with a girlfriend: "Female artists are different from male artists. Shuang Niu'er's assistants all perform their own duties. Some are responsible for taking care of luggage, some are responsible for eating, and some are responsible for contacting business. There are also assistants proficient in foreign languages ​​who specialize in dealing with foreign announcements and endorsement contracts. Unlike small artists like us, I don’t use assistants just to save money.”

Netizens didn't buy it, saying that Zhou Le was merciless when he complained about others, and he started to defend his shortcomings after the official announcement, bah!Scumbag!

Among all the artists, Huang Taozi is the worst. A few days ago he posted on his blog saying: Girl.

Isn't it a woman? Is it a man?
Netizens were ruthless.

Huang Taozi's latest blog post: "Brother Le, why did the two of us come out of private letters and scold each other for friendship, you can see how they are so black on me? Say something for me, I was just here to help you out."

He also posted a screenshot of him and Zhou Le arguing in private messages when Goudai was hotly searched.

Zhou Le replied: "Yes!"

Huang Taozi: "Get lost!"

The scolding between the two also made the netizens feel overwhelmed. The relationship between these two pretenders is actually not bad?
After this night, Zhou Le's status as a first-line star not only stood, but also gained a title, that is - the man of Fan Shuangshuang, Queen of China Entertainment.

The most outrageous thing is that it was Fan Shuangshuang who chased Zhou Le first.

This is not eating soft rice!

Even if he ate, he didn't take the initiative to kneel and lick to eat, but the goddess willingly took out resources to support him.

The whole network is hi.

Only those traffic idols feel sad, damn it, it turns out that they were used this time...

Not only helped Zhou Le wash away his brain-dead fans, but also let him take advantage of the opportunity to market his relationship with Fan Shuangshuang and reap the blessings. Zhou Le's coffee position is stable and progressing.

This week is another week of hot searches on the Zhou Le Top List. First, there are overwhelming scandals, then love melons, and finally the super dog food feeding event.

Of course, there are also a lot of people who don't like them, or even hate them.

It is said that they are a topic queen and a gimmick actor. They are playing together for the sake of traffic and popularity. They will definitely break up after three months. Some people say that they are both interested in sex.

After Zhou Lelang finished this wave, he didn't go online anymore. He went to class, recorded albums, and played games every day. He lived a very fulfilling and peaceful life.

In half a month, the album was completely recorded.

The rest is the post-production, Zhou Le completely let go of it, no matter how much the Shaocheng Generations do, they started with music, and Zhang Liangying's team made the album for Zhou Le this time, the quality is definitely not bad.

On the 15th, Zhou Le posted a Weibo: "See you on November 24th at "Le 11"!"

Attached is the cover art of the album.

The design is very simple, with half of Zhou Le's handsome face in a pure black background.

Fans and netizens were very supportive, and soon put "Zhou Le's new album finalized" on the hot search, but everyone was curious, why the album is called "Le 24" instead of "Le 20"?Didn't he just turn 20 last month?

Always believe in the strength of netizens, they quickly figured out the reason.

It turned out that some netizens carefully picked up the original songs that Zhou Le sang in the competition. There are 23 songs in total, plus the song "Monkey Playing", it is exactly 24 songs, so this album has 24 songs.

It takes four vinyl records to fit, and two CDs for the CD version.

But it doesn’t matter, it’s the Internet age, many people don’t know how to buy vinyl and CDs, it’s cheaper to buy online albums.

Some netizens also said that it is too difficult to wait, even if there are many songs, there is no need to wait so long, right?
In fact, recording songs is very simple, but MV is more troublesome.

Originally, Shaocheng planned to make do with a simple pat, but Fan Shuangshuang firmly disagreed. She personally invested in Zhou Le's album and paid... [-].

Zhang Liangying was taken aback by so much money for a music album, and she also brought a professional photography team.

In addition, Fan Shuangshuang decided to play the female lead in the MVs of "Birch Forest", "Farewell", "Blue Lotus", "Love Song of the West Sea" and "Lover" for free, especially in "Lover", no other women can be allowed to play.

Not to mention, Sister Shuang brought in six more first-line female artists, Gu Naliza, Yang Mi, Wang Ou, Zhao Liying, Tang Yan, and Di Reliba who said she would not surrender her status to appear in the MV.

Only Tang Yan was unknown to Zhou Le, and they were all willing to act as the heroine of the MV at a friendly price, and they chose the song themselves.

Milk Shaw?

I'm really sorry, but Cheng Xiaoka doesn't have enough seats to play the heroine.

However, she has good singing and dancing skills, and she can participate in the shooting of several MVs of Zhou Le's rap songs, not only showing her face but also showing her breasts and legs.

Shaocheng has never seen such a battle.

How can this be an MV?Even if you are making a commercial blockbuster, you don't need so many famous actresses. Is this Zhou Le's arrangement?
That...of course it's a shoot!

Zhang Liangying was envious, but she turned around and worried that if she spent so much money on Zhou Le's album, she wouldn't lose her pants, right?The boss said, it is not our money if we lose, so what are we afraid of?

Regardless of making money or not, anyway, when the album is released, it will definitely cause an uproar.

After Zhou Le posted on Weibo, she went back to her hometown to accompany her grandma. When she was busy, she had no time to accompany her. However, grandma is a very open-minded person. She sings, dances and plays mahjong every day, living a very happy life.

Grandma also has a dog, a two-month-old Chinese pastoral dog, very cute, named Kaixin.

Everyone calls it Zhou Kaixin.

Zhou Le was a little unhappy, and silently changed his Weibo name back to his original name.

He seriously suspected that grandma also used Weibo.

In fact, he didn't have to doubt it at all. Zhou Sufang not only checked Weibo, but also watched Fan Shuangshuang's beautiful photos on Weibo every day. This was the only female star she followed.

The next day is September 9, the Wednesday of the third week of school.

In the afternoon, Zhou Le wandered back to Shudu.

Today is the media meeting for the launch of "Let's Travel Through", co-produced by Xichuan TV, Qiyi Video, Penguin Video and Bizhan, Zhou Le and other guests will be present.

Zhou Le has already asked for a long vacation with the school, and will start working again, and will not return to school for a long time.

The first is to record two episodes of "Let's Travel Through Time" every half a month, and then I have to join the crew of "A Thousand Bone Flowers". In addition, I have to spare time to shoot the MV. The workload is actually quite heavy.

Fortunately, except for "Birch Forest" and those love songs from the Western Regions, which had to be filmed on location, almost all other songs were shot in interior locations, and the shooting location was also placed in Hengdian.

Moreover, Zhou Le still has to take time to participate in some endorsement activities and other business.

The company suppressed him for a whole summer vacation and did not accept endorsements or business for him. Now that the competition is over, Zhou Le's relationship has been officially announced, the coffee position has been stabilized, and the price has risen. Naturally, Shaocheng has accepted a lot for Zhou Le.

For Fan Shuangshuang's sake, she only picked good jobs. If it was another artist, she would definitely accept all kinds of messy endorsements and commercial performances, squeezing her to death.

The meeting of "Let's Travel Through" was held in the performance hall of the five-star hotel.

Zhou Le met the staff of the director team in the backstage dressing room, as well as several other resident guests, namely Shen Tran, Zhang Hanyu, Song Xiaobao, Huang Xiaolei, Hai Lu, Yu Xiaotong and Bangzi Jinshenzhu.

Zhou Le didn't know them very well, so he just greeted them briefly.

Shen Zhuan, Zhang Hanyu, Song Xiaobao, and Huang Xiaolei chatted happily, while Yu Xiaotong and actress Hai Lu got together and behaved ambiguously.

Like Zhou Le, Bangzi was ignored and seemed very embarrassed.

He leaned over and wanted to say hello to the equally awkward Zhou Le, but his Chinese was not very good, and his mouth was a little hot:

"Senior Jule..."

"Pillar! Can you play the king?"

Zhou Le is not embarrassed, he just wants to play games quietly for a while so as not to chat with them.

Otherwise, with my brother Le's hard power, even Yu Xiaotong and Hailu's flirtatious couple, he can get in, and then collapse the male chatter and make the female chatter tremble.

Jin Shenzhu shook his head: "Oh no~"

Zhou Le: "Take out your phone, won't you be able to play the next game? Brother Le will take you to play. Let me tell you, Brother Le is the spokesperson of this game. His level is only slightly lower than that of professional players. The entire entertainment circle There is no opponent. This game is played by hundreds of millions of people in China, which is ten times your total population..."

Jin Shenzhu's jaw dropped in shock.

Fortunately, the program team arranged for Jin Shenzhu an assistant who could speak sticky language, otherwise he would not understand what Zhou Le said at all.

Variety shows have artist coordinators, that is, staff who specialize in managing and serving artists.

Every celebrity in this show has one, except for Zhou Le, because Zhang Liguo said that the brat doesn't need it, and when he's not recording the show, just prepare him with a walkie-talkie.

Jin Shenzhu heard that Zhou Le was a master, and immediately said that he would learn this game from Zhou Le.

Although he has never played King of Kings before, he has played slap and slap.

There is no computer to play in the program group, so it would be great if he could play mobile games with fellow artistes, otherwise, he would be bored to death as a stick who doesn't understand the language.

After playing a round, Jin Shenzhu stopped in Bengbu: "Brother Le, are you really a master?"

His expression was a little resentful.

Zhou Le: "Shut up! If you dare to question my game level again, I will let Penguin Game ban you, and you will not be allowed to play any of their games."

Jin Shenzhu was taken aback. He knew that the status of Chinese artists was very high, but he didn't expect it to be so high.

So, he began to call Zhou Le Brother Master.

The status of South Korean artists is very low, and their income is extremely limited, so most of them keep their figures very low. The same is true for Jin Shenzhu. When he sees Zhou Le, he nods and bows. He is very humble.

He thought that Zhou Le was some kind of awesome star, instead of bowing to those humbly, he played games with his legs crossed.

The most important thing is that director Zhang Liguo also sent Zhou Le a bottle of iced Coke, which was not treated like any other star.

While playing games, Zhou Le fooled Bangzi:
"Did you see those people? They're all young actors or comedians. It's okay to play variety shows. The two here are lovers, but they haven't made it public. They're just scumbags. I'm different from them, bro. It's top class, my number of fans is second only to Han Lu, if there is no brother in charge of this show, the number of viewers will be reduced by half..."

When the assistant was translating, his face visibly twitched a few times, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

Jin Shenzhu believed it, became more humble, and bowed 90 degrees on the spot: "Senior! Han Lu@#￥%Smecta~"

Lost another game.

Jin Shenzhu: "Brother Master, I'm sorry Smecta~ It's all oh so bad..."

Zhou Le was very angry: "It's okay Smecta, I will show you the number of Smecta fans on my Weibo, 5000 million Smecta."

Jin Shenzhu's eyeballs flew away in fright: "My own flesh!!!"

Since then, the way he looks at Zhou Le has changed. He is so popular at such a young age, so he is a superstar!
Brother Master has as many fans as the entire population of South Korea!

Scary as Smecta!
When Zhou Le just won the quadruple crown, Weibo had just over 4000 million fans. Later, when he became a fan, scolded his fans, and was blackmailed all over the Internet, he lost a full 800 million.

However, as Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang officially announced their relationship, the rumors were self-defeating, Zhou Le's reputation turned around, and the popularity was unparalleled for a while. Black fans came to pay attention to him. In addition, it also attracted many fans of Fan Shuangshuang and passers-by fans.

In a week, it has increased by 2000 million, and it is said that it has broken some Gillis record.

Anyway, Zhou Le's fans are all real data.

Zhou Le said again: "Zhuzi, do you know Fan Shuangshuang?"

Jin Shenzhu: "I know, I know, an international movie star, very, very beautiful~"

Zhou Le: "My girlfriend."

Jin Shenzhu: "Ah..."

Looking at Zhou Le's mobile phone, he and Fan Shuangshuang's face-to-face photo, the Jinshen pillar is cracked, that is a goddess...

It turns out that Brother Master is not a superstar, but a superstar!

Zhou Le pretended to be very happy, and showed Bangzi the hot song charts of major music websites in China. In the top ten of each list, there were at least five works by Zhou Le.

Jin Shenzhu has already worshiped, and Zhou Le feels like a god!

The whole body, including the hair on the legs, is exuding the radiance of God!

It is a great honor to be able to play games with him.

Moreover, he has such a lofty position, but he doesn't have the slightest airs. He doesn't have an assistant around him, and he dresses very casually. The most important thing is, when he meets a little trash like me, he doesn't put on the airs of a senior, and invites me Playing the game, I really cried to death...

Actually, Jin Shenzhu made his debut a year earlier than Zhou Le, and he is also one year older, so he is the senior.

Jin Shenzhu was very excited: "Brother master! Xie Xie, you take such good care of me. You are the closest to God among the artists I have ever seen. Come on..."

The assistant was translating Jin Shenzhu's words of worship, and he was so uncomfortable that he was about to vomit, Zhou Le is really not a human being!

But... Zhou Le didn't lie, so he felt very uncomfortable.

The assistant finally understood why so many celebrities hated Zhou Le. This guy was always pretending to be aggressive, and he pretended to be so big, how the hell could he get back with the facts.

Zhou Le said again: "Zhuzi also sings and dances, right?"

Jin Shenzhu: "Yes, brother master."

Zhou Le: "In the field of rap and singing and dancing, my brother's level is considered to be the ceiling. If you don't understand anything, you can ask me anytime."

Jin Shenzhu was ecstatic: "Brother Crab Master, come on..."

The assistant was translating in extreme discomfort, knowing that Zhou Le was pretending to be aggressive, but the questions were a series of professional questions from Bangzi, and Zhou Le answered them more professionally, which made Jin Shenzhu's worship more and more deep.

At this time, Shen Zhuan called Zhou Le over, and joked about Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang with the actor Zhang Hanyu, Huang Xiaolei, and Song Xiaobao.

Jin Shenzhu looked at Zhou Le adoringly. That wrinkled senior actually wanted to come over and ask him to talk to him. Facing the artists who were much older than Master Master, he just shook hands without bowing. He really was a master. Superstar!
He picked up his phone and asked his assistant to search for Brother Gaoshou's rap songs to listen to. After listening to Zhuzi, his whole body was blown away. He can still play rap like this, opening up a new universe!

"Nunchaku" and "Dragon Fist" made Jin Shenzhu's blood surging. "The End of the War" and "The Last Battle" made Jin Shenzhu worship Zhou Le's back on the spot. God-like creations are amazing!
And the song "In the Name of the Father" made Zhuzi's consciousness explode. Crazy Amway told his domestic teammates that he met a god-like man in China.

The assistant secretly complained that a man with a mental illness is almost the same.

On the other side, Zhou Le, Shen Zhuan, Zhang Hanyu and others smoked and chatted, and after a long chat, they began to tease Zhou Le again.

Shen Zhuan: "Little Zhou Le, do you know how to hypnotize? Why are female celebrities flocking to you like that? Uncle is very upset."

Zhou Le didn't smoke and protected his throat: "Is it not calm or unbalanced?"

Song Xiaobao: "It's just jealousy. He has low looks, so he's jealous of us being handsome and dark-skinned."

Shen Yan smiled and said: "I still envy your height! Give it back to you two, who are you with? Why didn't Fan Shuangshuang take a fancy to you?"

Song Xiaobao: "I mainly have to jump up so she can see, but my old cold legs can't jump high."

Shen Yan was laughed at by him.

Zhang Hanyu persuaded: "Okay, don't be poor, why do you keep talking about people's private life? Let's talk about work, Zhou Le, you come to record this show, will Fan Shuangshuang be a guest?"

You can talk about work!
Zhou Le has a thick skin: "No, but she will come to pick me up from the program team the day after tomorrow. I'm going to Hengdian soon to join the crew. I have no experience in filming for the first time, so she will guide me."

Zhang Hanyu: "Is your crew far from her crew?"

Huang Xiaolei ate melon seeds to fight the injustice: "Why are you old men so gossip? What does it have to do with you?"

Zhang Hanyu said: "I'm not, I suggest that they don't need to open two rooms if they are close together..."

Unexpectedly, Zhou Le was more fierce: "Live together even if they are far away! The big deal is that I get up early every day to go to work. I have already arrived at Hengdian and live separately. It will cost a lot of money."

Huang Xiaolei: "You don't have to pay for a few small targets to live with her?"

Everyone: "Huh???"

Female drivers are banned from the road!
The chat here is very cheerful, the media meeting is about to start, and the young couple also came over to say hello to everyone, Yu Xiaotong is very polite to everyone, but it's Zhou Le's turn to be here, and he almost pretends to be a senior Come on shelf.

Zhou Le ignored him, beckoned Zhuzi over, and asked him to introduce himself to everyone and help him integrate into the team.

For a variety show to be successful, the guests must be familiar with each other and have a tacit understanding, otherwise it will be awkward.

Therefore, facing Xiaotong's pretentiousness, Zhou Le didn't hate him, it was useless, this is not a competition, if it was a competition, he would hang and beat Yu Xiaotong every day.

Soon the meeting will officially begin.

Including Zhang Liguo, a total of nine resident guests were seated in a row. The seating arrangement is very interesting.

Zhang Liguo is in position C, next to him are Shen Zhuan and Zhang Hanyu, further to the two sides are Song Xiaobao and Zhou Le, the far left is Hailu and Yu Xiaotong, and the far right is Huang Xiaolei and Jin Shenzhu.

Jin Shenzhu couldn't help sighing, Brother Gaoshou sits in such a central position at such a young age, he is indeed a man like a god.

On the other hand, Yu Xiaotong's expression was a bit displeased, he felt that he should not sit on the edge, and Zhou Le had no reason to sit in the middle, why should he be a newcomer?
But he didn't dare to say anything, because the seat was arranged by Zhang Liguo himself.

Hailu patted him quietly to show comfort.

When it came to the interview session, Yu Xiaotong was even more upset, why did he keep asking Zhou Le, other artists who are so popular didn't have many questions, but he had the most questions, why didn't anyone ask me?I also played Jia Baoyu.

(End of this chapter)