The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 145 Elegance
Lunka is located in Xiaotong, of course it can't compare with Zhou Le, even when he was the most popular, his popularity and popularity are not half of Zhou Le's, let alone now, he is just a little guy.

It's not that I don't know what to do, it's mainly because of jealousy.

Zhou Le is not only more handsome than him, but even his proud height of 190 is suppressed by Zhou Le.

This is not the most annoying thing, what makes Yu Xiaotong the most angry is that everyone is looking for his sister to fall in love, why the sister he found is Fan Shuangshuang, the first sister of China Entertainment, and my sister is just a young actress.

Who doesn't want the most beautiful Fan Shuangshuang in the world.

Moreover, I just found a sister who is 16 years older, but he has found a sister who is 20 years older, and it has been officially announced that if he wants to win, he can only find a sister who is [-] years older to get married...

Simple and stupid desire to win.

This kid is not bad, but immature, his family conditions are too good, his debut starting point is a bit high, and he didn't find his place.

On the side, Hailu watched Zhou Le's rambunctious talk, calmly sneaking around the reporters, and couldn't help sighing: "This guy can really talk, every sentence is explosive."

Yu Xiaotong was even more upset, holding his breath in his heart.

At this time, a reporter asked Zhou Le: "Someone said that you can come to "Let's Time Travel" as a resident guest. Fan Shuangshuang gave you resources. What do you have to say about this?"

Zhang Liguo didn't agree, he just wanted to see Zhou Le play freely.

The content of the program has been interviewed a long time ago, and now it is the gossip session, and the audience can do whatever they want to watch.

Zhou Le: "What's there to say? Don't you think that the resources of this program are very powerful? I can only say that poverty limits your imagination."

The reporter said, "What other good resources did she give you?"

Zhou Le: "I was filming the MV for my new album. Sister Shuang came to play the heroine for me for free. She was afraid that the filming would not be gorgeous enough, so she paid me five thousand out of her own pocket."

The reporter was startled: "Ah..."

There was also a commotion at the scene.

Five thousand is not 5000 yuan. Everyone knows that the unit is ten thousand.

Isn't this more exaggerated than nurturing?

In fact, it was an investment. Sister Qian Shuang also had to share the album after selling it. It wasn't a free gift to Zhou Le.

However, Zhou Le is unwilling to explain. These people can understand it however they like. Many people only want to believe what they want to believe, and the truth doesn’t really matter.

Yu Xiaotong is very envious, why is his life so good?If I had known that Fan Shuangshuang would be so easy to catch...

Zhou Le continued to pretend: "You don't think this is over, do you? She also helped me invite first-line female stars such as Yang Mi, Tang Yan, and Di Reliba to play in my MV. After a while, I will bring I went to "A Date with Lu Yu" together to officially and honestly announce our relationship. She will help me with a concert tour at the end of the year, and next year she will invest in making a movie for me, and she also said to help me introduce luxury endorsements. Within a year, that's about it Come on, is that too much?"

Everyone was shocked and angry, never seen such a brazen person!
Is it reasonable for you to eat soft rice?

Are you still not grateful for eating soft rice?

It was too late for other artists to clarify, but he was lucky enough to take the initiative to reveal more soft food resources.

Jin Shenzhu looked at Zhou Le adoringly. Brother Gao really protects his girlfriend. With his musical ability and celebrity status, he doesn't need resources from Fan Shuangshuang at all, but he didn't explain, he is a man like a god!

The reporter said: "Why are you speaking so confidently? Do you think you deserve it?"

Zhou Le: "I can eat the resources I don't deserve. If I refuse, the fat girl will feel inferior, thinking that I don't like her enough, think she's old or something."

The reporter is completely screwed, it's a melon.

Even if you eat soft food, you still say that your girlfriend is fat?old?
In fact, if Sister Shuang heard this sentence, she would definitely be very happy, the happiness from play.

Zhou Le said again: "Besides, who does she give these resources to? It's the most cost-effective to give them to me, because I am more popular than other artists, and I can earn back. Can you name three traffic idols who are more popular than me? I give you ten seconds."

The reporter was outraged, and he really couldn't tell, because there was no such thing.

Zhang Xingyi was no match for Zhou Le.

Zhou Le: "Besides, can I compose the two more popular than me? Can I sing well? Do I have more masterpieces? Are I younger?"

The reporter cracked, and turned around to mark his words in bold and red.

Let the fans of those two families spray him to death!
Zhou Le is not afraid, he is the type that gets darker and redder.

Zhang Liguo is not afraid of things. Zhou Le's remarks are the best if they can be arguing on the Internet. When the show's fame is publicized, the effect of the media meeting will be achieved.

Jin Shenzhu was very shocked. So when he was interviewed in China, can he tell the truth casually?
I also want to learn from the master brother, it's so cool to talk like this!
The reporters couldn't please Zhou Le, so they went to interview other people. When they asked Yu Xiaotong, they asked tricky questions:

"Yu Xiaotong, do you think you can do well in variety shows?"

"I will work hard!"

"So, in your subconscious mind, you think that the effects of variety shows can be achieved through hard work?"

"Study hard and perform hard! Show a real me on the show."

"But the real you is not attractive."

"I……"

"May I ask why you are keen on dating female artists who are older than you? Like Zhou Le, do you want your sister's resources?"

"I'm not, I'm... single right now. I like to be on my own!"

"You rely on yourself all the way?"

"Correct!"

"So, from Xiaohong when you debuted to now, no one remembers you, and you did it all by yourself?"

"Uh……"

"To be a historical exploration reality show, do you know the stages of human evolution?"

"what?"

It's over.

There was laughter at the scene.

Yu Xiaotong blushed at a loss, panicked, embarrassed and angry.

Compared with Zhou Le, his rank is too low.

Zhou Le helped him out by saying: "It is divided into four stages: early ape man, late ape man, early Homo sapiens, and late Homo sapiens. Of course, there are other classification methods. For example, the evolution of human beings can be divided into ape man, primitive man, Homo sapiens, and modern man. Wait for four stages."

It was to cover up the embarrassment for him. The reporters did not continue to embarrass Xiaotong because of Zhou Le's face, for fear that Zhou Le would hate others.

They turned to ask about Jin Shenzhu.

"Jin Shenzhu, did you come to record this show to make money, or to test the Chinese market?"

Jin Shenzhu: "It was originally for making money, but later, it turned into chasing stars."

Reporter: "Chasing stars?"

After confirmation, the translation assistant said: "Yes, he said he came to chase stars."

The reporter asked curiously, "Are you the fan they said?"

Several artists also looked at each other, and finally locked their eyes on Zhang Liguo. Director Zhang himself was also very curious.

Jin Shenzhu: "My idol is Zhou Le. I have heard his rap songs, which are very, very nice. He has created a new and awesome rap style and path, especially the song "In the Name of the Father", which is simply amazing. God-like works. Moreover, senior Zhou Le is very kind, he has been taking care of me and taught me a lot about rap music, thank you very much!"

The assistant translated Zhou Le's compliments full of discomfort.

The reporters expressed doubts. It is understandable that you said that Zhou Le's song is good, but you said that other people are good. Sorry for everyone's disagreement. He didn't even take care of his girlfriend but took care of you?

"Since when did you become a fan of Zhou Le?"

"today."

"Uh……"

"He also taught me how to play games. He is a very good big brother. Next, I will appreciate and learn his other works."

"No, according to the information, you are one year older than him."

"No, no, there is an old saying in your Chinese language, which says that when you hear the Tao, you have first-order skills and specialization. In my heart, he is my elder brother, and he also taught me Chinese."

ho~
As long as it is not an old saying in South Korea.

The reporters were also a little impressed. Although this guy is not good at seeing people, he still did some homework when he came to China to record the show, unlike some artists who don't know what to ask.

Jin Shenzhu showed a new piece of Chinese: "Guawazi, look here, my name is Jin Shenzhu, you can call me Zhuzi."

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience burst into laughter, and then gave him applause. Congratulations, you were cheated by Zhou Le. Just say, how could Zhou Le be a good person? He is not even a human being.

Jin Shenzhu was beaming, it's really cool to learn from idols, but it's a pity that he can only be interviewed in China.

Soon, the meeting ended, and the staff took the reporters to eat and receive red envelopes. This is also a routine operation. If you don’t give any benefits, people will write to you randomly. Of course, people like Zhou Le who catch reporters to death , They will also write out the red envelopes.

The artists moved to another small hall. Before dinner tonight, they will record a small game, and the official recording will be tomorrow.

While waiting for the scene, Zhou Le said to Jin Shenzhu who loves to lean towards him: "Zhuzi, You just spoke Chinese very well, and the reporters really like you."

"Crab, brother taught me very well."

Jin Shenzhu was complacent and was praised by the idol brother. His English is really good.

"Pfft~"

Huang Xiaolei, who was passing by, laughed out loud, and then punched Zhou Le who was cheating the stick, which was quite heavy.

Bang bang.

Zhou Le was shocked, why does it hurt so much for these sisters to beat someone?
This punch beat Fan Shuangshuang's [-] punches. Of course, Sister Shuang hit Fan Pipi very vigorously.

Speaking of Sister Shuang, Zhou Le remembered that it was time to make a video with her. He said that he would video her when he returned to Shudu, but Zhou Le forgot. News, angry with her.

Zhou Le had already thought about it, and made her angry to see how she would transform herself.

【Ding! 】

[Dihua degree +1%]

what?
Zhou Le quickly flipped through the last wechat message he had with Di Reliba. What he sent was: "With your appearance, there are a lot of them on the streets of Dihua. It's too bad to pay you to play the MV."

Can this also work?What logic?

I don't understand.

After dialing Fan Shuangshuang's video, she was so beautiful in the revealing Tang Palace costume that Jin Shenzhu was stunned, and then recovered and moved away embarrassedly.

Fan Shuangshuang said softly, "Are you here?"

Zhou Le: "I've arrived a long time ago, I've finished the press conference, and I'm waiting for the recording session of the mini-game."

"Why didn't you video with me earlier?"

"Are you teaching me what to do?"

"Puff goose goose..."

Huang Xiaolei passed by again and punched Zhou Le again.

bang~
"Ah Shiba!"

Zhou Le was speechless.

The other entertainers also laughed, and praised Huang Xiaolei for playing well. This thing deserves a beating, because Fan Shuangshuang is spoiling him.

Later everyone discovered that Zhou Le was really strong in front of Fan Shuangshuang, daring to say anything, but the strong woman was submissive and soft and cute, trying to flatter Zhou Le and make him happy.

Zhou Le and Fat Girl chatted briefly, then hung up, and the program recording was about to start.

When wearing a mic, Huang Xiaolei leaned over and asked, "The Fan Shuangshuang you know is not the same person as the Fan Shuangshuang we know?"

Zhou Le coaxed coquettishly: "Can it be the same? How dare she behave in front of me? If she is not behaved, I will take care of her."

Huang Xiaolei looked disgusted: "I really want to beat you to death! You pretend to be a criminal!"

Zhou Le: "Don't force me, I generally don't hit women outside."

Huang Xiaolei: "Playing at home? Huh~"

She immediately understood that the beating was of course not the kind of domestic violence, but a very fun way of beating.

Soon the game session started, a very simple game, pick a team.

Eight steaks were set on the long dining table.

Director Zhang sat opposite: "Everyone is here. There are eight steaks here. The four on the left are medium-rare, and the one on the right is well-done. You each choose your favorite steak."

In fact, Zhou Le likes medium-ripe steaks because they are very tender.

This is definitely the group pick of tomorrow.

But seeing Yu Xiaotong and Hailu chose this side, Zhou Le immediately went to the other side, well-cooked steak is also acceptable.

A shrewd person like Zhou Le has already seen that Yu Xiaotong is dissatisfied with him, so it is best not to be with someone like him who is incompetent and jealous, as long as he doesn’t mess with me, otherwise Brother Le can do it too. Slip him on the show, play him on the hot search, and sneak him out of the psychological shadow.

Although Jin Shenzhu wanted to team up with Zhou Le, he didn't dare to choose first and let the seniors take the lead. In the end, Shen Yan, Zhang Hanyu and Huang Xiaolei all chose Zhou Le's side, so he had to choose the other side.

When we started eating, the entertainers were all elegant, but definitely not as elegant as Zhou Le.

Zhou Le cut the steak on the plate into thin strips, then put on a napkin, took out a small bag of chili noodles from his pocket and put it on the plate, then dipped the beef with the chili noodles with a fork, and wiped his mouth with the napkin after taking a bite.

Jin Shenzhu was dumbfounded, can you still eat western food like this?The idol is so handsome!

Shen Yan was so distorted with laughter, he also tried dipping his own steak in chili noodles: "Huh?! Not to mention, the taste is surprisingly good!"

Huang Xiaolei asked: "Zhou Le, who taught you to eat steak like this?"

Zhou Le rolled up a ball of pasta with a fork, dipped some chili noodles into his mouth, chewed it, and wiped his mouth: "You still need someone to teach you how to eat? Why don't you eat it?"

Yu Xiaotong couldn't help but asked, "Didn't Fan Shuangshuang take you to eat steak?"

These words are a bit unfriendly, and they insinuate that Zhou Le has never seen the world.

Zhou Le pointed at him with a fork: "Teacher Fan Shuangshuang."

Yu Xiaotong gritted his teeth: "Yes, Teacher Fan Shuangshuang."

Only then did Zhou Le answer his question: "When sister Shuang takes me to eat steak, she will bring chili noodles herself, because many high-end western restaurants don't have chili noodles."

Huang Xiaolei: "Huh? The goddess brought you chili noodles specially? Why is your face so big?"

Zhou Le: "Isn't this what she should do?"

Fork a bunch of broccoli, dip some chili noodles, and throw it into your mouth.

Elegance never goes out of style~
Huang Xiaolei suddenly lost her expression management ability, and she showed her long fingernails and started scratching the table, really wanted to beat him up!If it wasn't for the camera...

Except for Yu Xiaotong, who was upset, the others all laughed. Sure enough, only the wrong name was chosen and the wrong nickname was not called. The king of bullying is the king of bullying.

Zhang Liguo on the opposite side also grinned, wouldn't the show be effective?

After Zhou Le finished eating the broccoli, he nodded slightly: "Dig the lotus root~It tastes good, but the steak fried in rapeseed oil is even better."

Director Zhang Liguo covered his face and laughed wildly, with tears in his eyes, damn it, this slut.

Huang Xiaolei jumped up and hit Zhou Le, punching him on the back several times: "I don't care! I just want to hit him!"

Finally got comfortable after playing.

Shen Transcript and Song Xiaobao were asking Zhou Le what he said in English.

Huang Xiaolei flicked her hair: "He said it tasted good, but it would be better to fry the steak with rapeseed oil. Fried steak with rapeseed oil, crazy..."

Zhou Le: "I just fried it for my grandma yesterday. It's really delicious. First put rapeseed oil and fry both sides, then turn off the heat and add butter, pour for 2 minutes, sprinkle some chili noodles and coriander, the taste is quite Bash."

Huang Xiaolei rolled her eyes directly. She didn't dislike Zhou Letu, but rather liked Zhou Letu's personality, but she was very upset that he suddenly pretended to be him.

She complained directly: "I really don't understand what Sister Shuang likes about you. Apart from being handsome and talented, you have nothing."

Zhou Le shrugged and said, "I don't understand why she can't think about it..."

There was another burst of laughter at the scene.

Yu Xiaotong smirked a couple of times, and felt even more upset when he found that his girlfriend beside him was rocking with laughter.

Hailu smiled and said, "It's really the first time I've seen that someone can be so handsome and so funny! Isn't the ceiling of appearance all that cool?"

Yu Xiaotong is sour, I'm handsome too, what an amazing ceiling?
Zhou Le said: "Sister, I'm cool too. They're superficially cool. I'm internally cool."

Hai Lu: "Puff ha ha ha..."

Laughing lying on the table, kept patting the table.

Yu Xiaotong's face turned dark, she had the feeling that her girlfriend was molested face to face, inner cool is not a good word, and she still laughed shamelessly.

Zhou Le deliberately teased Hailu, because Yu Xiaotong said Fan Shuangshuang just now. Although he was mocking Zhou Le, Zhou Le didn't mind. A word, he doesn't deserve it.

Shen Yan asked tentatively, "Excuse me, do you have three-cornered and four-cornered inner cool?"

Zhou Le: "There are also T-shaped ones."

Sister Zha's favorite.

Song Xiaobao: "I know the shape of a trapezoid, the top is small and the bottom is thick..."

Hai Lu laughed so hard that she slid under the chair, covered her face with her hands and laughed wildly, she didn't even have the strength to stand up, her hair was messed up like a chicken coop.

Yu Xiaotong glanced at her in disgust, turned his head and sulked.

In front of everyone, in front of all the audience, are you happy to reveal that you know those people and laugh so shamelessly?

Everyone except Bangzi was laughing, laughing crazy.

Huang Xiaolei beat Zhou Le again, why do you drive without a driver's license?

Director Zhang hurriedly stopped: "Okay, Zhou Le, pay attention, or I'll call the police and arrest you! I'm going to invite staff to sign the contract."

This is a fake contract, just for variety show effects. By the way, I will give the show a little bit of pressure. The general idea is that this show has a high degree of historical restoration. You cannot bring any modern items during filming. You are not allowed to give up halfway, and you are not allowed to pose and perform. .

In fact, Director Zhang Liguo has already made it very clear that this show has no script but only a framework, that is, the rules of the game and tasks are set, and how to play is a matter for the guests themselves.

It is precisely because of the high degree of freedom that Zhou Le agreed to join. He doesn't like programs with a strong sense of restraint and heavy script traces.

For example, Zhou Le participated in an episode of "The Idol is Coming" before, and his performance was too obvious.

After everyone signed the contract, the recording ended, and everyone went to the restaurant for dinner.

After dinner, Zhang Liguo suggested that everyone should drink a little and get familiar with the program in advance. Everyone agreed, so they found a hotel reception room to have a drink behind closed doors. arrive.

Zhou Le tricked Jin Shenzhu into drinking high-grade baijiu, which was so hot that this guy called her mother.

However, in the end Zhuzi still fell in love with baijiu, and toasted his seniors like Zhou Le, but he couldn't drink too much at one time.

Yu Xiaotong also got up to pay respects to everyone, and chatted a few words, but Zhou Le was skipped.

Obviously intentional.

Zhou Le pretended he didn't see it, turned his head and went to Hai Lu to add WeChat, and showed her the video of Zhou Le, a ghost animal, on Bie.

Hai Lu has never seen such a handsome and humorous male star, and soon she chatted with Zhou Le, and even forgot to talk to Yu Xiaotong.

Yu Xiaotong gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't dare to show it, and they didn't make it public.

Then, he saw Hai Lu blushing and smiling, and slapped Zhou Le twice with a smile, as if she was flirting.

Now Yu Xiaotong couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"

Hailu said shamelessly, "He just told me a joke, nothing..."

Yu Xiaotong: "What joke?"

Zhou Le: "Kids, don't ask nonsense, this is a joke that only adults can listen to."

Yu Xiaotong: "..."

night.

Hai Lu told Yu Xiaotong the cold joke about the high-speed deer, laughing tremblingly while telling it, Yu Xiaotong's face was livid, he didn't believe it was a joke at all, what's so funny about it?

Zhou Le must have said some shameful joke, Hailu didn't dare to tell me, and just found a joke to lie to me, really shameless...

On the second day, before dawn, the artists boarded the bus of the program group.

Zhou Le came to Hailu's side: "Lulu, is there anyone here?"

Hai Lu smiled and said, "No one, you can sit here, there are people on the road who can chat."

The corners of Yu Xiaotong's eyes twitched, feeling ashamed of being kicked in the face, that woman is so f*cking, you agree even when he calls you Lulu?And take the initiative to invite him to sit by your side?

Out of anger, Yu Xiaotong picked up her mobile phone and sent her a wechat message, questioning and cursing her non-stop, but there was no response from the other end.

Turning his head to look, he was so angry that he vomited blood.

What the hell is she playing red rope with Zhou Le?Fingers rubbing fingers, face to face, talking and laughing.

In the end, Yu Xiaotong couldn't take it anymore, and ran to Zhang Liguo and quietly complained, saying that Zhou Le was molesting his girlfriend.

Zhang Liguo held the thermos cup: "Are you suffering from persecution paranoia? Can he take a fancy to your girlfriend? She has Fan Shuangshuang, and..."

And it's not just Fan Shuangshuang, you can't say anything about it, your girlfriend's looks are not that interesting.

Yu Xiaotong: "He called her Lulu and played games with her."

Zhang Liguo glanced at it: "Isn't this good? Only by understanding each other can we spark sparks in the show."

"There are sparks now!"

"Get lost! I believe in Zhou Le."

"..."

Zhou Le had a great time with Sister Hailu, and even helped her brush her hair, which is called elegance.

(End of this chapter)