The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 146 Zhou Le is a Thigh
Yu Xiaotong thought that he had known Teacher Li Guo for many years and that he would stand by his side, but he did not expect that he would also favor Zhou Le, and his mood became even more irritable and angry.

How could Zhang Liguo care about such nonsense?

You and Hailu didn't make it public. Seeing how powerful Zhou Le is, he dragged his family and announced the establishment of a relationship with Fan Shuangshuang.

Besides, your girlfriend can't have her own life?You don't care about turning the red rope with your partners. What kind of narrow-mindedness is it?Zhou Le didn't know that it was your girlfriend.

Zhou Le knew it.

Although no one told him, isn't it obvious?Zhou Le's EQ is not low, he just doesn't use it very much.

Among the guests, Jin Shenzhu was the only one who didn't know. This was because of a language barrier, not because he was stupid.

A few hours later, the car drove into the mountains and arrived at the recording location of the program.

Zhou Le got out of the car and waited at the car door in a gentlemanly manner. He led Huang Xiaolei, who was wearing a dress and high heels, to get off the car door. The ladder here is very steep, and women are prone to fall.

"Thank you melon!"

Huang Xiaolei said carelessly.

Zhou Le then went to pull Hailu, who naturally put his hand up and got out of the car slowly.

In the back, Yu Xiaotong was so angry that his facial features were deformed. He walked behind his girlfriend, just to talk to her, and asked her why she sat with Zhou Le, and she was so ambiguous. I didn't expect her to hold Zhou Le's hand , pissed off, pissed off, pissed off...

"Thank you~"

Hailu thanked gently.

Zhou Le walked side by side with her: "Hi~ I just want to hold sister Huang Xiaolei's little hand."

Hailu blamed: "Why? You already have the goddess Fan Shuangshuang, and Xiaolei is already married, and the children are not young anymore."

Zhou Le: "What are you thinking, Lulu? Didn't I see her hit me so hard yesterday? I just want to see if she has practiced iron sand palms. Her strength is ten times stronger than yours. She is a proper woman."

Hai Lu covered her mouth: "Haha~ Keep your voice down, don't be overheard."

Yu Xiaotong walked behind the two of them, impotently furious.

What he wants to hold is not Huang Xiaolei at all, it's you, you shameless woman, can't you tell?Still talking to him about you and me...

However, he had no choice, because Zhang Liguo warned him not to be too intimate with his girlfriend in the program group, and not to disclose the relationship between lovers in the group. The most taboo thing in the workplace is the workplace couple. What do you make other guests think?
So he could only hold back, his face turned a liver-colored.

"Ouch~"

The mountain road was rugged, and Hailu almost fell down.

Zhou Le supported her, then let go: "Lulu, did you put lard on your body? Is it so slippery?"

Hai Lu was angry and laughed and chased after Zhou Le: "I hate it~ You just put lard on it, it's obviously sunscreen..."

Yu Xiaotong is in a bad mood: "..."

He found that the weeds on the side of the road were greener, swaying in the wind, very arrogant and mocking.

He didn't know which muscle was wrong, he rushed to the side of the road to kick the grass, and then the grass gave him a big fight, the guy fell like a dog and ate shit, ah ah, so scared that the staff rushed to help, afraid of the guests Frustrated.

And at this very moment, his girlfriend was not far ahead, eating the thatch core that Zhou Le fed her.

Hailu jumped up happily: "Wow! It's really edible, and it's a little sweet."

Yu Xiaotong felt that grass was growing on his head...

After a while, a group of people arrived at a flat place by the side of Panshan Xiaoma Road. There, the program team had already set up the machine, and a red carpet was actually laid on the uneven ground full of gravel.

The artists asked the staff to help wear the microphone.

Yu Xiaotong took the opportunity to approach Zhou Le, and whispered: "Hai Lu is my girlfriend, don't go too far, or don't blame me for being rude."

Zhou Le looked down at him: "My girlfriend is Fan Shuangshuang, she is beautiful in the world! Lizha is also mine."

Meaning, can I see your girlfriend?
Yu Xiaotong was insulted even more, he was more than one f*ck, and he was even more suspicious.

Then, Hailu slipped over and complained to Yu Xiaotong: "I just saw the WeChat message, are you sick? Can you be more generous? He just hasn't acted before, so he asked me to talk about some things that need to be prepared for joining the group." .”

Yu Xiaotong: "Heh~ you two are about to pick each other up and eat..."

Hailu stomped away.

She really felt that her boyfriend was very stingy, Zhou Le was such a sunny boy, he asked the actress for advice openly, he spoke nicely and behaved well, he didn't cross the line at all, how did he offend him?
Zhou Le didn't have a program assistant, so he put on a microphone and was the first to walk on the red carpet in front of the camera.

He knew that the earlier he appeared on the stage, the lower his rank would be, but it didn't matter, Brother Le always had a halo wherever he went. Sure enough, Huang Xiaolei, Jin Shenzhu, Song Xiaobao, Shen Yan and others entered the stage one after another, and they all joined Zhou Le .

Sometimes, when people are in a group, they will unconsciously run around a certain person, whether it is chatting or playing games.

Now Zhou Le is the C position, Huang Xiaolei and Jin Shenzhu stand beside Zhou Le, feeling safe, Song Xiaobao and Shen Yan stand on both sides and start to make funny jokes, Zhou Le can catch it every time, and break it down clearly Go back and let them both shine in front of the camera with good humor and everyone feels comfortable.

When Hai Lu entered the arena, she subconsciously stood on the edge. After all, her boyfriend was still angry, and she didn't dare to approach Zhou Le.

Yu Xiaotong stood on the other side.

Finally, actor Zhang Hanyu came on stage, dressed in a handsome black shirt and sunglasses.

Huang Xiaolei said enthusiastically: "Brother Yu! They lied to me that they were going to walk on the red carpet and made me dress like this, and it turned out to be in the mountains."

Zhang Hanyu obviously didn't get her point, and didn't know how to answer it: "Oh, this, I..."

Zhou Le handed over a sentence: "Did you not see that Brother Yu was also deceived? He was dressed in cool red carpet equipment, thinking that he could pretend to be big."

Zhang Hanyu accepted it: "Yes, I am also a victim! The program group is not a thing, you look at this one again, Shen Yan, you look like you are getting married today, what do you think?"

He's a movie star, not a variety show guy, and he's not very good at show effects.

Shen Yan didn't know how to answer this sentence.

Zhou Le: "Late marriage and late childbearing, respond to the call of the country."

Shen Yan immediately became anxious: "You are only old, your elder brother is young now, okay?"

Huang Xiaolei: "Ugh~"

The smile on Shen Zhuan's face was trembling, and he was thinking about flirting.

Zhou Le showed respect first: "Yo~ My sister got married only when she was pregnant. You two are old procrastination patients, right?"

Shen Yan, who was wearing a white suit with a rose on his chest, and Huang Xiaolei, who was wearing a high-heeled evening dress, really looked like a bride and groom.

Huang Xiaolei beat Zhou Le violently again.

Everyone else burst into laughter, and Shen Chuan was very happy: "Yes! We belong, we get on the bus first and then buy the ticket. The main reason is that she is too proactive. I can't refuse, just like someone can't refuse Fan Nunnery."

Then he was also beaten, and he was even happier: "Praise you, praise you as beautiful as Fan Shuangshuang, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, don't make trouble."

Zhou Le: "Then, what does your ex-boyfriend want to say?"

Song Xiaobao immediately caught it: "You lose your face, what are you proud of? You don't know who's the child in your belly!"

So, he was also beaten by Huang Xiaolei.

Jin Shenzhu, who was watching silently, gradually understood the content of their conversation under the assistant's simple translation, and couldn't help giving the idol brother a thumbs up.

No wonder he is firmly seated on the throne of Chinese superstar at such a young age.

This variety show sense and ability to control the field are quite strong. He can always make people laugh with a casual sentence, and he can also leave room for other guests to answer and express. One person drives the operation of the entire show. To paraphrase a Japanese In other words, it is Si Guoyi.

He is indeed a man like a god!

I must learn Chinese well, work hard to integrate into it, learn and worship!
Hai Lu covered her face and squatted on the ground again, who could bear it?
On the other side, Yu Xiaotong smiled awkwardly. He was angry at his girlfriend for being shameless, but he didn't dare to throw a face openly. He finally got the job, and he didn't dare to offend Zhang Liguo.

Behind the camera, Zhang Liguo suddenly let out a long breath.

He felt that he still took it for granted. At least from the beginning, this show was a bit dangerous.

Both Shen Tran and Song Xiaobao are funny entertainers who need someone to cooperate with them and be responsible for passing on the conversation. Although Huang Xiaolei is the host, she has a carefree personality and is not the one who controls the overall situation. Zhang Hanyu is an actor, let alone these.

The show lacks a leader, someone who has an overview of the overall situation and does not steal the show.

Fortunately, Zhou Le was invited. He was very keen to capture the missing link of the show, and then made it up by himself without anyone reminding him.

Zhou Le is a thigh!

I saw that Zhou Le said half a sentence here and a half sentence there. He didn't say much and didn't take up the camera, but he made several artists come to life. The atmosphere of the scene was extremely happy.

Zhou Le said again: "This Smecta, which family are you from?"

Jin Shenzhu's scribbled Chinese already has a taste of Xichuan dialect: "I am Bangzi, no, Zhuzi, I am here..."

Zhou Le: "Are you here for a show? Let's do some floor moves."

Ever since, Bangzi made a screaming floor movement on the carpet full of gravel, laughing to death, and finally Zhou Le danced with him for a while, and he himself became a screaming chicken, it really hurts.

Hai Lu squatted on the ground laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up, thinking that Zhou Le was really amazing, and seeing that everyone was a little scattered at the beginning because of strangers, they couldn't talk together, but he brought back the effect of the whole show by himself.

I admire it so much!

This kind of person is born to be a variety show, unlike some people who are recorded and still play childish temper.

Yu Xiaotong stared at his girlfriend coldly, always feeling that his girlfriend wanted Zhou Le's bed.

She has never smiled so happily in front of me!

In fact, Hailu, who is ten years older than Yu Xiaotong, is already very considerate and gentle, taking care of him like a mother, but he always takes it for granted.

"Lulu! Give me a hand!"

After the dance, Jin Shenzhu turned over on his own and stood up, grinning his teeth. Zhou Le once again cueed Hai Lu who hadn't shown the camera yet, and just helped her appear in the camera.

Hai Lu helped Zhou Le up with distress, and wiped off the dust on his back: "The ground is full of gravel, which hurts more than a fingerboard. Why are you dancing with him?"

Zhou Le: "We can't let people think that we are bullying international friends."

Hai Lu said: "Then what kind of floor movements did you make Zhu Zhu dance? Doesn't it hurt?"

Zhou Le: "We can't let people think that we don't bully international friends!"

How could Hai Lu hold back: "Pfft..."

You are right anyway!

Everyone except Yu Xiaotong was outstanding. The executive director of the program group looked at Zhang Liguo. Director Zhang nodded with satisfaction, and he began to cue the next process:

"Hi everyone! Everyone came here to shoot early this morning. How did you rest last night?"

Everyone: "It's not very good~"

So the screen switched back to last night's steak selection and contract signing.

The bullet screen exploded directly:

"Hahahaha... The King of Forces really lives up to its reputation!"

"Huang Xiaolei is so irritable!"

"I kind of like her character."

"Cue to Fan Shuangshuang again!"

"Sister Shuang, why are you so confused..."

"Zhou Le is so coquettish!"

"God is so cool..."

"How do you feel that Zhou Le is so selfless?"

"He has been silently serving as the core in this show."

"Give Shen Yan, Huang Xiaolei, and Song Xiaobao a lot of funny words and opportunities!"

"He is only 20 years old, I cried to death!"

"Zhou Le was born for variety shows..."

"He even took care of the stick, hahaha, Zhuzi, this name kills me."

"What's the matter with that surnamed Yu?"

"This show has caught up!"

"If there is no Yu Xiaotong, it will be perfect!"

"Brother Le beat this idiot to death..."

"Wait and see!"

"The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the king be forced to bypass!"

In the feature film, the scene is cut back, and the scene of the show is in a large mountain, which is indeed remote enough, and the mountain is steep and desolate.

The guests at the scene hadn't realized what they were about to face.

The executive director said: "Our program is a 100% pure experience reality show that travels through time and space in history, and now I announce that the first time you experience time travel is..."

The guests looked at the director team one after another, what could it be?Not just a variety show.

Executive Director: "Prehistoric Times!"

The guests did not respond.

Zhou Le muttered: "So cruel? The contract signed last night said that modern items are not allowed, and the show completely restores the real history, and it will return to the prehistoric era. Uncles and aunts..."

Shen Yan reacted quickly: "I have a heart attack! Haha~"

Song Xiaobao: "I have cold legs, otherwise Shuangshuang would have taken a fancy to me..."

Zhou Le: "I'm brainless~"

The others hadn't reacted yet, and they were all in a daze. The three of them had already hugged each other and pretended to cry bitterly, full of sense of variety.

Song Xiaobao: "Shuangshuang, come and save me~"

Shen Zhuan: "Fat girl, help me, your husband is almost gone~"

Zhou Le cried: "With them, I'm really handsome! The program team knows how to compare..."

Those two ran away in an instant, what the hell.

Yu Xiaotong, Zhang Hanyu, and Hailu were all stunned. Is this how the variety show works?Is it too exaggerated?

Can variety shows not be exaggerated?
It was very effective when it was aired later, especially Zhou Le's sentence "I'm brainless", which was made into a moving picture emoticon package by sand sculpture netizens, playing memes every day.

Jin Shenzhu wished he could pass the tenth level of Chinese immediately. He knows variety shows, but he couldn't get in. The language barrier was too great.

Huang Xiaolei tilted her head, why didn't you take me with you all the time?Are you embarrassed to hug me just because I'm so revealingly dressed?I don't mind!

So she rushed up and swooped.

The three of them dodged quickly, and instead of having a heart attack, they were full of energy and said to the director team: "Be careful of hidden weapons, hey, please tell me the rules of the game."

On the lawn behind, Huang Xiaolei screamed: "Ah~"

The chest is so hard that it hits a stone.

The show continued. The executive director of this animal really cueed for the cue process, and didn't care about those poor stone doors that Huang Xiaolei hit. She could only rub it to comfort her, and then continued to record the show.

Then announced the group list, the theme of this issue is - the Stone Age.

But divided into Neolithic and Paleolithic groups.

Zhou Le, Zhang Hanyu, Shen Quan, and Huang Xiaolei all belong to the Paleolithic Age, just because they chose the well-done steak last night, it doesn't mean anything, it's just a group game.

Song Xiaobao, Hailu, Jin Shenzhu and Yu Xiaotong belong to the Neolithic group.

Although the group with his girlfriend got his wish, Yu Xiaotong still felt unwilling. He always felt that his girlfriend had betrayed him, at least she had a sign of betrayal.

Then start handing in things, all modern items you carry with you must be handed in, and earrings are not allowed.

When it was Zhou Le's turn, he only took out an egg from his pocket: "I have nothing but eggs left over from breakfast, isn't this considered a modern item?"

Shen Zhuan: "Eggs laid by modern chickens must be modern objects, they cannot..."

Zhou Le peeled off the egg and stuffed it into his mouth.

Shen Yan was dumbfounded.

Huang Xiaolei's expression was very serious: "You guy didn't say a word of truth, raise your hand, I want to search you."

Song Xiaobao: "You have such a small plan, Fan Shuangshuang can hear it in Hengdian."

Huang Xiaolei touched Zhou Le's body directly, with a look of surprise, such a broad back, such strong thighs, and such thick chest muscles: "What is the chest? It's hard, I suspect you have something in it."

Zhou Le was choking on eggs, unable to speak at all, Huang Xiaolei ripped off his shirt.

Do something?
"Oh! It's the pectoral muscles! Where's the bottom? It's also hard, wow! It's the abdominal muscles, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... I understand Fan Shuangshuang's happiness."

These sisters have greedy faces, half of them are acting, and half of them are real.

Shen Yan was behind her: "Are you really not afraid that I will search you? Let me tell you, I will definitely search you later!"

Then it was Huang Xiaolei's turn to hand in things, and everyone didn't care what she handed in, only cared about how Shen Yan searched.

Shen Yan began to aim with both hands: "Where should we search first? How about searching for the chest muscles first?"

Huang Xiaolei straightened her chest: "Come on!"

Shen Zhuan pulled up the hem of her skirt: "The inside of the skirt must be searched... I'll go in and search, so that no one can see."

Zhou Le: "Maybe there is already someone hiding inside?"

Huang Xiaolei beat Zhou Le violently again: "You are crazy!"

After handing in the items, I started to change clothes in the open air.

The program team built two fences on the side of the wild road, and drove the artists in to undress on the spot, while a bunch of cameramen next to them filmed.

Zhou Le felt that it was very resistant to tearing.

I just like this kind of sloppy program group, because variety shows are deliberately embarrassing and sloppy to produce miracles.

After the two female artists went in, they didn't dare to change at all. It was as if there was no fence.

Everyone else was changing clothes, Yu Xiaotong showed off his height advantage: "My height is clear from the past, hahaha..."

Zhou Le passed in front of him wearing boxer shorts. Yu Xiaotong felt ashamed of his muscular body and well-developed muscles. Looking at Zhou Le's bulging boxer pants, Yu Xiaotong became even more self-harmed and his smile disappeared instantly.

On the opposite side, two female artists lay on the fence looking at Zhou Le, their eyes widened.

Women are all the same, most of them hate the wheat-colored skin and overpowering muscular men, but they like it with a good-looking haircut.

Huang Xiaolei: "Come here, Zhou Le, my sister has something very important to see you."

Zhou Le just got the animal skin clothes from the program group, stepped out of the fence and walked over: "What's wrong, sister?"

Huang Xiaolei braced her face: "It's nothing, my sister is just looking."

On the side, Hailu covered her blushing face, peeked through her fingers, and sighed in her heart, this body is so beautiful, full of powerful beauty.

After the show was broadcast, the bullet screen was full of joy:
"Thank you Miss Xiaolei!"

"Wow..."

"I also understand Fan Shuangshuang's happiness."

"Screenshot screenshot!"

"These few shots are enough for me to be happy for a year."

"Is something wrong upstairs?"

"It's not right to be self-conscious about Zhou Le's naked body."

"Zhou Le's boxer pants tsk tsk~"

"I go!"

"Sisters, who knows? I'm going to die!"

"Let's watch the show here first. I will study for a while first. Studying makes me happy."

"Huh~"

In fact, it is quite normal, just like men get excited when they see a beautiful woman showing their figure, women will also be ecstatic when they see a handsome man's body, and start to lust.

Don't look at Hailu covering her face, she has already made up a lot of pictures in her brain. If I sit on it... how happy it will be!

Next door, Yu Xiaotong looked at his girlfriend with a dark face.

Zhou Le didn't care about it, he just watched it. He even walked around in front of the two female artists before he started to put on his clothes. Even without boxers, he was not afraid, and would only be more proud.

In the past, when Zhou Le was taking a bath in the high school bathroom, some girls peeked over the wall and were punished by the school.

The program team also gave Zhou Le several shots, which will definitely become a hot search when it is broadcast.

After a while, everyone changed into the clothes prepared by the program group. The neolithic group was made of animal skin and rough cloth clothes, and the Paleolithic group was made of pure animal skin. Although it is not real leather, it is uncomfortable to wear on the body in hot weather.

Then Yu Xiaotong became happy again: "Their Paleolithic ones don't have shoes, hahaha..."

Song Xiaobao also laughed: "Hahaha! You guys are too miserable! How about Zhou Le?"

However, after Zhou Le changed his clothes early, he was sitting on the grass with his head down and fiddled with something, without speaking.

Zhou Le raised the things in his hand: "Try making a straw sandal."

Yu Xiaotong stopped smiling, and this guy stole the scene again.

Song Xiaobao leaned over to help.

Huang Xiaolei was protesting to the program group: "Can I do without shoes? The road is full of stones..."

Zhou Le asked, "Sister Lei, what size are your feet?"

Huang Xiaolei was dumbfounded.

After the artists changed their clothes, they had to touch up their makeup and put on their microphones again, which took a lot of time.

Taking advantage of the time, Zhou Le made a pair of very rough straw sandals, squatted on the ground and put them on for Huang Xiaolei. It turned out that he did not make them for himself, but for the only female artist in the group.

Zhou Le doesn't need it, he has been running around barefoot since he was a child.

Huang Xiaolei was so moved: "Xiao Le, you are so kind, and my sister will never beat you again."

Zhou Le got up and rubbed his eyes: "Sister, your feet smell very strong, it makes my eyes hurt."

Huang Xiaolei violently punched Zhou Le dozens of times on the spot.

In the feature film, Huang Xiaolei's vow just now is played repeatedly: "Sister will never hit you again, never hit you again, won't hit you... hit you!"

Hailu on the side looked at Zhou Le and sighed secretly, which woman like Zhou Le is not rare?Even if I make him a small one, I am happy.

Looking at Yu Xiaotong again, he sighed even more, the little man is neither powerful nor powerful, it's too tiring to coax him.

Later, the two groups separated.

Zhou Le and the others from the Paleolithic Group started to march barefoot, and along the way Shen Jijiao kept shouting and hurting.

"Ah~ah!"

Halfway, Shen Yan suddenly hid behind Huang Xiaolei, with a delicate and frightened expression on his face.

It turned out that there was a snake on the road.

Zhou Le was suddenly ecstatic, and rushed forward with a cry, scaring Zhang Hanyu!
(End of this chapter)