The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 147

"It's a black-stalked snake, it's not poisonous."

Soon, Zhou Le pinched the snake's neck to explain, and showed off to the camera. The snake's body was squirming around Zhou Le's arm, and the cameraman's hands trembled.

Shen Zhuan hid ten meters away, with fear written all over his face, and stomping his feet: "If you throw him away, we will still be good friends..."

Zhang Hanyu came up and touched the snake: "You are professional enough to catch snakes!"

Zhou Le smiled triumphantly: "That's right, I've been catching snakes, mice, and beehives since I was a child..."

Huang Xiaolei didn't show any fear: "So skinny? He deserves to be caught by a crab."

Zhou Le: "..."

The childhood photo of the crab holding Dingding on Kuaiben has become popular, and it has also become various emoticons, such as "You really have pincers", "I was caught by the handle", "Easy to handle" and so on.

Shen Zhuan shouted: "This snake must have been released by the show crew, right?"

The voice of the staff came: "This one is not."

Shen Zhuan: "Huh? This one is not, so that means there will be one, right?"

Staff: "No comment."

Really!And bugs.

Here Zhou Le has already killed the snake with a wooden stick, and wrapped it around his waist as a belt. The variety show is so crazy.

Zhou Le said elegantly: "I have a handsome belt? In this era, having a perfect belt gives priority to mating."

After the snake died, Shen Teng was not so afraid: "You speak English a lot, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

Huang Xiaolei started beating Zhou Le again: "This show is 404, it's your fault!"

Shen Teng was confused: "What did he say?"

Zhang Hanyu said in a low voice: "What he said is that if you have a perfect belt, you have the right to give priority to yourself."

Of course, Zhang Hanyu's part was cut out, but Zhou Le's English remained.

Zhang Hanyu, Shen Yan, and Huang Xiaolei all like Zhou Le very much. Fortunately, we got a group with Zhou Le. It’s not that he doesn’t have a good sense of variety, but this series of characters. .

This guy's emotional intelligence is really high, and he is said to be reckless on the Internet?
Laugh to death!

And it's fun for him to tease Hai Lu and Yu Xiaotong, all three of them can see that Zhou Le did it on purpose, but Hai Lu doesn't know.

……

noon.

In a certain crew at the foot of Mount Qingcheng.

A tall and handsome actor was holding a script and speaking to a beautiful actress.

"Sister Ou, think again."

"Why think about it?"

Wang Ou frowned. He hated this kind of pairing that started chatting in the middle of the scene. Are you just working?I don't know you well, what are you talking about?

The actor smiled and said, "It's what I told you two days ago."

Wang Ou frowned even tighter: "I've already made it very clear that I don't want to..."

Actor: "It's idle anyway, what's wrong with it?"

Wang Ou: "You have no sense of boundaries."

The actor got up and left, still a little angry. He felt that Wang Ou didn't respect him. It's common for couples in the crew to do such things. How could she reject me?Would rather idle than give me use, that is not respecting me.

Wang Ou sneered: "Where's the courage to flirt with me? An exquisite man."

After forming a team with him, several actresses said that this actor is very delicate, not only his face is delicate.There are also actresses who are more poisonous, saying that he is like a simple child.

Wang Ou picked up the mineral water and took a sip, then looked at Yibao in his hand and fell into a myth.

Suddenly I really miss Zhou Le.

After that time, Wang Ou went crazy, and always unconsciously thought of the scene of fighting with Zhou Le, Zhou Le fought very hard, his fists were big and hard, his attack distance was very long, there were many martial arts moves, and his internal strength was deep. The bottom is inexhaustible, and acupuncture points will be given!
After competing with him in martial arts, Wang Ou now has no feeling for these male actors, and even wants to laugh a little. They are all martial arts, and Zhou Le is at the level of a fairy.

Before she knew it, her cheeks were already getting hot, and she reached out to touch them, feeling even more ashamed.

There was no one around, so Wang Ou picked up his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and sent a message to his friend nicknamed Senior Dog Trainer: "How is the recording of the show? My sister is also in Shudu, filming a TV series."

Then there was a long wait.

10 minutes passed, and there was no audio on the phone...

Wang Ou sighed: "Hey~"

She is used to it. Zhou Le often ignores her for a few days, and occasionally replies with one or two messages, no more than ten words. It can be said that it is extremely humiliating.

However, Ms. Ou felt happy.

A strange feeling of being put aside and idle, a feeling of being looked down upon, and the sense of shame exploded.

So she sent a message with her mobile phone, and told Zhou Le proactively and bluntly that Miss Ou wanted to find him to learn martial arts for a while, but she didn't know when he would be free. , very convenient to handle and won't cause you any trouble.

Wang Ou was a little scared. She was afraid that after Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang officially fell in love, they would be forced by the woman's strong pressure to throw away these cats and dogs.

In the past few days, she has been anxious and sent many messages to Zhou Le, but she didn't reply.

She saw the press conference of "Let's Travel Through" on the Internet, and only then did she know that Zhou Le was recording the show in Shudu. Normally, she didn't know where Zhou Le was doing at all, and Zhou Le never told her.

I sent a few more messages, pleading hard, but still no reply.

Wang Ou was very itchy in his heart, picked up his mobile phone to make a call, and was ready to be scolded by Zhou Le, because he said that he was not allowed to call him casually, and it would disturb his work and study.

"The phone you dialed is turned off..."

Wang Ou was speechless.

What kind of broken program was recorded, and the mobile phone was turned off?
Several hours passed, until 05:30 in the afternoon, Wang Ou tried to make a call again, but the phone was still turned off.

Two hours later, Wang Ou finally received Zhou Le's WeChat message.

"beg me"

There are no punctuation marks, and it is very thorough.

Wang Ou jumped up excitedly, with a smile on her face, eyes full of anticipation, she ran to the side to type, and sent a message of more than 100 characters begging to be beaten.

"voice"

Wang Ou's ears were red, and he looked around to find no one.

He is really good at it!

……

Here Zhou Le has finished recording the daytime program tasks, and is finishing dinner in the crew camp. The dinner preparation is a bit ordinary, but Zhou Le eats very well, and everyone recorded for a day without lunch.

The pillars are also delicious.

Yu Xiaotong yelled that he wanted to eat McDonald's, which made the staff burst into tears.

Zhang Liguo persuaded: "Where can I get you a McDonald's in this wilderness? It's good to have something to eat. When we were filming, the conditions were worse than this..."

Zhou Le had already finished eating, and stood up with a wipe of his mouth: "Director Zhang, is he a relative?"

Zhang Liguo was furious: "I just don't have the habit of scolding actors during meals."

Zhou Le came over: "But he has a bad habit of scolding the staff when eating, and the staff are tired all day, haven't they eaten?"

Yu Xiaotong was furious, pointed at Zhou Le and cursed: "Who the hell are you talking about?"

Zhou Le pulled him over with one hand, put him under his arm and left.

Everyone didn't have time to react, her girlfriend was still eating chicken legs, ah, it smells so good.

Zhang Liguo quickly followed Zhou Le: "Zhou Le, Zhou Le, what are you doing? What are you doing?"

Zhou Le directly dragged Yu Xiaotong to the edge of the slope at the edge of the camp, threw him down, and grabbed his leg. The guy was trembling with fright and screamed harshly.

The slope is very steep, and it is already dark, which makes the bottom of the slope look even more bottomless.

If this falls...

Yu Xiaotong was about to pee: "Let go of me, mom, woo woo..."

Zhou Le smiled: "I let you go and you fell."

When Zhang Liguo arrived, Yu Xiaotong was already outside the edge of the cliff, only one leg was still in Zhou Le's hand. He wanted to help but was afraid that Yu Xiaotong would really fall if he made a mistake. In the end, he could only watch helplessly. .

Zhou Le: "Don't howl."

Yu Xiaotong was finally obedient and tried to keep his mouth shut.

What Zhou Le focuses on is elegance: "You need to learn to respect people!"

Yu Xiaotong tremblingly said: "Ah~ I respect, I know how to respect others, you let me go, no, don't let me go, please pull me up..."

Zhou Le: "Three things. First, apologize to the staff member. Second, finish your boxed lunch and don't leave anything behind. Third, don't do it in front of me in the future."

Yu Xiaotong burst into tears: "Okay, I apologize, I can do it, I can..."

Zhou Le pulled him back and put him on the grass.

Yu Xiaotong rolled over a few times, not knowing whether he was afraid of the slope or Zhou Le, and then ran away, his legs were weak and he staggered.

Zhang Liguo sighed, and handed Zhou Le a cigarette: "This kid is already spoiled."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Zhou Le said elegantly: "If communication doesn't work for one thing, it must be because the place of communication is wrong. The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, and he immediately became reasonable. Look, what a child, and bowed to the staff .”

Yes, Yu Xiaotong was apologizing at the camp far away, crying and apologizing.

The other artists didn't come to watch him being repaired by Zhou Le, which was a last bit of respect for Yu Xiaotong.

As Yu Xiaotong's girlfriend, Hailu eats with her head down, shivering, pretending not to know anything, but if he sees any emotion, there will be another noisy meal after returning...

After a while, Zhou Le and Zhang Liguo walked back, discussing the next promotion work of the show.

Zhou Le was very generous and offered to post photos of him changing clothes and being searched on the Internet.

Then, Zhou Le sprayed some mosquito repellant, found a recliner away from the crowd and went to play with his mobile phone. Recording today's show was indeed a bit exhausting.

Zhou Le saw the WeChat message from Wang Ou, and didn't intend to reply at first, but thought that the fat girl would come tomorrow, and thought that he could give her a little surprise, so he responded to Miss Ou's request.

drop by drop...

Sister Ou's voice messages kept playing, all 59 seconds long.

Zhou Le didn't listen to any of them. Although he had given her a task, Zhou Le had heard it before, and even a pervert thought he was perverted, so he never listened to her voice begging to be beaten.

Just returned a text message: "Not enough"

tsk~
Zhou Le shook his head, I'm such a beast.

He himself doesn't understand, why is it normal in other things, but this kind of thing is wrong?
Maybe it’s the reason why women like to go to Zhou Le since they were young. Not only are they easy to get, but also they are all humble, including flowers from all classes and schools. Still coldly refused.

So in his eyes, women are actually emm... Besides, Sister Ou still knelt down and begged Zhou Lepi to help her.

Wang Ou sent a few more voice messages.

Zhou Le did not dare to listen, and replied:
"tomorrow night"

Sister Ou was so happy that she sent several emoji packs of kneeling and thanking her, and also sent a photo of herself kneeling on a chair in the dressing room.

Zhou Le didn't bother to talk to her, took out the tablet and started playing the game, but the signal in the mountains was not good, so he lost.

After a while, Zhuzi came to play with Zhou Le, the signal improved a lot, and he won several games in a row.

"The level of the pillar game has improved a lot!"

"Idol brother taught Ba Shi well."

"Bashi can't use it that way, here we should say Huijill."

"It's good to know Jill, the idol brother teaches Hui Jill well."

Jin Shenzhu benefited a lot. Seeing that Zhou Le couldn't beat the opponent, he hurried over to help, disabled the opponent, and then gave the head to Brother Idol.

Recording the show today, he was in another group, and he didn’t feel any sense of participation during the whole process. No one gave him the camera except Zhang Liguo, and he couldn’t understand Chinese, so he could only play silly the whole time, which was very uncomfortable. I will strive to be in the same group with the idol brother next time .

The assistant translated the chats of the artists just now, and he discovered that the God of Variety Show has possessed the idol brother today.

I heard that Brother Idol first caught a snake with his bare hands on the road. Later, when he was making stone tools, others could not make a shape out of exhaustion. He took a big stone and smashed it into a sharp triangular cone. Everyone was stunned. In the final hunting session, the idol brother stabbed three sheep to death with a javelin made of a triangular cone.

After all the artists finished eating, Zhou Le went over to check Yu Xiaotong's lunch box, and sure enough there wasn't a single grain of rice left.

Yu Xiaotong dodged his eyes, not daring to look at Zhou Le.

"Is it tasty?"

Zhou Le asked him.

Yu Xiaotong: "It's delicious."

Soon the program continued to be recorded, two programs were recorded in two days, and it was impossible not to work overtime.

In the evening, it was a transaction between the two tribes and the NPC of the program group. In fact, it was just playing games, racing big meat bugs, breaking legs, etc.

Zhou Le participated symbolically, but didn't put much effort into it. The other guests performed better and better, and found the right state, especially Yu Xiaotong, whose attitude was much more correct.

In the end, the two teams drew 2:2. In the last game, they competed for two five-star hotel room cards.

Only the winner can stay in the hotel, and other guests live in cave huts. This is of course a fake, but other guests can only live in small hotels in the town.

Each person has an ice cube, and whoever removes the card from the ice cube first wins.

In the end, Jin Shenzhu and Yu Xiaotong won the victory. Jin Shenzhu wanted to give up the room card to Zhou Le, but Zhou Le refused. On the other hand, Yu Xiaotong was as happy as a mentally handicapped child, jumping and dancing and singing.

The recording of the program ended, and the time came to nine o'clock.

Yu Xiaotong happily sat in the car of the program team and went to live in a luxury hotel. Although it took an hour and a half to drive, it was still very good. He was not used to living in a broken hotel in the countryside.

When we arrived at the hotel, after taking a comfortable hot shower, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and my girlfriend was still there...

So, he made a phone call.

Huang Xiaolei answered the phone: "Hello? Lulu went to Zhou Le's room. She seems to be watching a football game, right? I forgot my phone. Do you have anything to do with her?"

Yu Xiaotong hung up the phone ignorantly, watching a football game?
She's just watching the ball!
She doesn't understand football.

Is she watching the ball or someone else is watching her?

After a while, Yu Xiaotong called again and asked Huang Xiaolei to send the phone to Hailu.

In fact, there are two people in a room in a small hotel, so what can you do?

Zhou Le and Zhang Hanyu lived in the same room. At this time, there were several people in the room, drinking and watching football.Hailu was called by Zhou Le to come over for a drink, and Huang Xiaolei would also come over after taking a shower, so she brought her the phone by the way.

Hailu went outside to call Yu Xiaotong to explain. Hearing the roar on the other side, Hailu felt a deep sense of powerlessness in her heart.

In the end, the request from the other party was that they were not allowed to talk to Zhou Le, and were not allowed to contact Zhou Le.

"it is good!"

Hailu agrees immediately.

After hanging up the phone, she went back to the room, squeezed to sit next to Zhou Le and put her arms around his shoulders: "Come on, have a drink! Sis has never drank with such a handsome guy before."

Not allowed to talk to Zhou Le?
hehe~
You got in the car and left after getting the room card of the big hotel, without even looking at me.

Hai Lu was rebellious in her heart, and wanted to get close to Zhou Le, and took the initiative to chat with Zhou Le, and the more she chatted, the more attractive Zhou Le became.

You can question Fan Shuangshuang for anything, but you really can't question her vision.

She wants this man!

Among other things, it was worth it just because he made straw sandals for Huang Xiaolei who often beat him on the show.

After a while, Zhou Le went to the balcony to blow some air and chat with Fan Shuangshuang via video.

Huang Xiaolei and Hailu came out to say hello to Fan Shuangshuang, and praised Fan Shuangshuang sincerely:
"Sister Shuangshuang, you are so beautiful."

"Beautiful!"

Zhou Le questioned: "Fat girl, have you been beautified? Why do you look different?"

Fan Shuangshuang smiled beautifully: "No, turn on a desk lamp to fill in the light, so that it won't look too dark and fat."

It is really beautiful and amazing↓

Zhou Le: "As for it? The private video is filled with light, and it's not a movie."

Fan Shuangshuang acted like a baby: "Isn't she afraid of being disgusted by you? After following you, I feel a little inferior..."

Huang Xiaolei turned around and ran away in a jerk: "Hey~ goosebumps are rising, is this the President Fan I know? Brothers, it's disgusting for Fan Shuangshuang to act like a baby with his little man..."

Hailu hadn't left yet, she was eavesdropping and peeping beside Zhou Le with an envious expression on her face, envious of Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang.

In the video, Fan Shuangshuang is showing off his cuteness and begging for praise. He has worked hard these days to catch up with more than a dozen announcements, and set aside three days to accompany Zhou Le.

Zhou Le was also touched: "It's hard work fat girl, eat more, otherwise your body will not be able to bear such a work..."

Drop~
At the top of the phone screen, a message popped up suddenly, it was Wang Ou's message:
"Master, I'm here on call when I'm on leave."

The message only popped up for a second before it was crossed out by Zhou Le's fingers.

However, Hailu next to her fixed her eyes on Zhou Le immediately, her expression became very strange, not disgust but surprise, it was incredible.

She saw it all, and she saw clearly who the other party was after seeing the content clearly.

Zhou Le continued to chat with Fan Shuangshuang with thick skin.

Hai Lu didn't leave, and waited until Zhou Le hung up the video before pulling him to the corner of the balcony and quietly asking, "Does she know?"

Zhou Le pretended to be confused: "What? I don't understand."

Hai Lu said with a smirk, "Little guy! You had a great time. My sister asked you, does Fan Shuangshuang know who you are related to? You must not know, right? You are really greedy, with such a big wrist as Sister Shuang, you still……"

Zhou Le: "She knows."

Hai Lu: "You still play games...huh?"

"Sister Shuang knows I'm playing a game."

"Then she's not angry?"

"How could she be mad at me? She loves me so much."

"what……"

Hai Lu's whole body was numb, the universe split and the starry sky collapsed, and a door to a new world opened...

Zhou Le said: "Sister, keep it secret for me."

Hai Lu: "Why? Why should I keep it a secret for you?"

Zhou Le threatened: "Otherwise I will bully you."

Hai Lu took a step back and pushed back: "Sister, I'm not afraid of being bullied."

Zhou Le smiled and shook his head: "What is love, anyway, I'm not afraid of being known."

After speaking, he entered the house.

Hai Lu thought for a while before entering the room to continue drinking.

After a while, the wine party broke up, and everyone went back to their houses to sleep.

Can't sleep, can't sleep at all.

Hailu tossed and turned his head full of strange thoughts, how did he play?How could Wang Ou be so beautiful?Does Fan Shuangshuang really not mind?Also, he said he bullied me, how did he bully me?By the way, his profile is really picturesque...

She wondered to herself again, woman, you really have double standards, why don't you think Zhou Lewan is bad after knowing about Zhou Lewan?

Yu Xiaotong sent many WeChat messages.

Hai Lu replied: "Don't post that she is asleep, you are disturbing my sister."

Pretending to be from Huang Xiaolei, that guy is very timid, he must not dare to send messages again, and finally he is clean.

She hugged the pillow, and thought of Wang Ou, wouldn't he be ashamed?Call Zhou Le the master, what does Zhou Le call her?This kind of thing must be guessed in the most malicious direction, and the accuracy rate will be high. Therefore, Wang Ou's real identity is...

wow!

If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to accept it. Being called by Zhou Le is nothing, but he is so handsome... If it is not too much, it seems to be okay, provided that no one else finds out.

Nothing to say all night, but... a dream.

Early the next morning, Yu Xiaotong took the car back to the dilapidated hotel where the program team stayed, worrying about gains and losses, afraid of being cheated.

As everyone knows, Hailu has already experienced it in her dream, and when she wakes up in the morning, her face is red, her ears are red, her eyes are dark circles.

When eating breakfast, Yu Xiaotong suddenly became very attentive, brought Hailu all kinds of delicious food, and even peeled eggs for her.

Hailu drank the soy milk, and suddenly felt that Yu Xiaotong was so ugly.

She blamed herself, there should be no comparison, it is immoral to compare him with Zhou Le, he is not worthy, stop thinking about it, I want to forget that strange dream.

The recording of the program continued from morning to afternoon.

The two teams started to migrate separately. The Paleolithic members left murals in the cave, and they also had a cave party with the Neolithic members in the cave.During the migration, the two teams were suddenly besieged, and Hailu and Huang Xiaolei were kidnapped by unknown groups. The boys embarked on a journey to find the two girls, and finally rescued them.

After two days of recording, all the artists were exhausted, too real, resulting in huge physical exertion.

However, everyone felt that the effect was very good, so although tired but happy.

At four o'clock, the program team set off to return to Shudu, and it was done by recording some additional interview shots at the hotel.

Zhou Le sat next to Hailu again, this time Yu Xiaotong didn't get jealous anymore, because he fell asleep, and slept heartlessly.

Zhou Le was full of energy, and chatted with Hai Lu about the interesting things on the way to save the two of them during the recording of the program just now.

"Eh? Look outside, have you ever drank tea made from camellia trees?"

Zhou Le pointed out the window, leaning forward a little.

"No, no..."

Hai Lu's heart was beating wildly, Zhou Le was about to throw herself on her, as if she could feel his body temperature, Zhou Le quickly sat back, but her heart rate didn't slow down.

(End of this chapter)