The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 205
Fan Pipi stuffed a fat sheep in his mouth, and raised his head in confusion: "Who has a bad stomach? She eats nonsense every day, and she doesn't lose weight. Both arms are thicker than other female artists, and she has a bad stomach? I just know that she is weak in front of my brother, and she is usually a Yasha..."

Jia Ling was stunned: "She is considered fat, so I am..."

Fan Pipi: "You are plump, round and round."

Jia Ling was not very happy, pouted.

Yang Di: "Pipi, you are real, no beating is for nothing!"

Sha Yi echoed: "This kid is pretty good-looking, but his mouth is a bit... You have to know how to make girls happy in order to find a girlfriend."

Fan Pipi's mouth twisted: "What are you afraid of? Zhou Le's mouth is worse than mine, even though he's a bit older."

The essence of variety shows he learned from Zhou Le is to say a few words and say what he wants to say. Anyway, the program team will cut out what can't be used.Don't be afraid to offend people, show your true character, and after getting along for a long time, people will naturally not mind it, if you really mind it, you will piss him off.

Lang Lang ate silently at the side, looking at Fan Pipi strangely, this thing is really an idol idol?

He's a comedian no matter what!
It looks so funny.

To be honest, Fan Pipi and Fan Shuangshuang can hardly be seen as siblings, they don't look alike, except for the crooked mouth when they speak excitedly.

When Zhou Le came back, Yang Di was provoking Jia Ling and Fan Pipi to look at each other for ten seconds, because the two happened to be sitting face to face, and their eyes wandered while eating. .

Although Fan Pipi has a thick mouth and a thick skin, he is still very cautious in front of unfamiliar people, far inferior to Zhou Le.

Jia Ling and Fan Pipi didn't look at each other for more than three seconds, and lowered their heads shyly: "Oh~"

Several guests were laughing there.

Fan Pipi stuck out his tongue triumphantly, what the straight man cares about is winning or losing, and I won.

Jia Ling: "I'm still shy... The main thing is that Fan Pipi is good-looking, so I feel embarrassed to stare at him. If you look at Yang Di, I can watch him forever..."

Zhou Le complained: "Can't you vomit?"

"Hahaha……"

Both the guests and the director burst out laughing.

Zhou Xiaoxiao lay on Zhou Le's shoulder, shaking, Fan Pipi was jealous, and pulled him up, this is my good big brother.

Yang Di also smiled: "Zhou Le, you are really poisonous! I'm ugly, but I'm not that ugly, okay?"

Zhou Le continued to cook seafood and meat, and said calmly, "Why don't you two look at each other and try?"

Yang Di: "No, if Sister Ling really vomits, I will return..."

Sha Yi said: "It hurts my heart!"

Fan Pipi said: "If you really spit out the show, the effect will be there!"

Zhou Le stuffed a mouthful of meat: "Sister Ling struggled to eat half full, and if she vomited, she had to eat from the beginning again."

Jia Ling picked up a big bowl of meat for himself: "That's true, I'm so tired. You can't eat young and old! Don't you idols have any burdens?"

Zhou Le specializes in cooking meat and seafood. When he cooks a big pot, he doesn't touch vegetarian dishes at all: "Who is the idol?"

Langlang: "You and Fan Pipi."

Zhou Le smiled and said, "I'm not an idol, and he's not, he's just a blind eye."

Fan Pipi: "Yes."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed, are you right?

"That's right, Zhou Le is a natural comedian!" Jia Ling immediately let go after Sha Yi and Zhou Le came, and asked Fan Pipi, "What about you? Do you want to develop in the comedy circle?"

Before, Jia Ling was worried that he wouldn’t be able to attract young idols like Fan Pipi. Generally, this kind of artist has a lot of burdens and no sense of variety. .

Fan Pipi immediately came to his senses: "I've thought about it! As for my childhood dream, I told my mother that I wanted to learn sketches. Then..."

Zhou Le: "And then I was beaten up, right?"

Fan Pipi: "How do you know? Brother, you have security surveillance at my house?"

Zhou Le: "Actually, you don't need to learn sketches, you are already a comedian, and you will be a comedian when you debut."

Fan Pipi was very proud: "It turns out that I am very talented..."

Zhou Le said with a smile: "Otherwise? How do you think you are popular? By singing or dancing? You have nothing, and you will work with Huang Penghao."

Jia Ling asked Zhou Le again: "I heard that you have been taking good care of Pipi in the show. Was it before or after being with Shuangshuang?"

Fan Pipi rushed to answer: "Before! It was thanks to me that they met, and it was thanks to me that they didn't quarrel, and it was thanks to me that they had something to talk about, and they gradually became familiar with each other through WeChat. "

Zhou Le ate meat silently, ignoring Fan Pipi's flaunting.

His purpose of coming to this program is to help Fan Pipi integrate into the new program team and get to know everyone well. Now his goal has been achieved. On the one hand, Zhou Le's familiar personality can chat with anyone; Very shameless.

Next, everyone ate and listened to director Wu Tong talk about the gameplay and theme of this season's program.

Zhou Le counted the time, Fan Shuangshuang was about to finish the previous bowl, and she boiled another bowl of vegetarian dishes, which made Jia Ling envious. Zhou Le, who was once a black man on the Internet, was not a big pig's trotter, he was so thin.

After Wu Tong finished speaking, he asked, "Did everyone hear clearly?"

The crowd nodded.

Wu Tong asked Zhou Le again: "What about you?"

Zhou Le: "I'm not a resident guest, do you care if I understand? Besides, director, you look like a Tibetan fox. Look!"

As he said that, he searched out the photos of Tibetan foxes and displayed them with embarrassing faces. A group of guests looked at them and laughed, it really looked like it.

When the show was broadcast, the audience also laughed, it really looked like it.

Wu Tong was speechless: "Are you so polite..."

Zhou Le: "A person who doesn't want my face, what kind of manners do you want?"

"Hahahahaha..."

Jia Ling smiled and burst into tears, this guy is really wild, no wonder he can break the defense of Mahu Youniao, she laughed like crazy after listening to "Raksha Haishi" a few days ago.

The essence of comedy is to offend!
Moreover, the most incredible thing for her is that Zhou Le sang "Turn your back before you speak" and scolded his good voice, but he was able to record "Youth Traveling", which is a program of Blue TV ah.

This is why Jia Ling doesn't understand. Zhou Le not only scolded the good voice, but also scolded the good song, and also scolded the fast boy before.

As long as you offend all the TV stations, it means that you haven't offended him. Everyone still loots him, because Zhou Le's fame conference has 4000 million viewers.

If nothing else, let’s just talk about the rotten Xichuan TV. The show “Let’s Go Through Time” ranked first in the ratings during the same period. For Xichuan TV, it is already a record-breaking ratings.

Besides, although the ratings of that show were not particularly high, it had a very good reputation.

Everyone likes it, except Shen Zhuan.

After the guests got to know each other well, the topics became richer. During the chat, only Zhou Le and Lang Lang were cooking and eating silently, without talking until everyone looked at them.

Lang Lang was at a loss for a while: "Why don't you eat any more?"

Sha Yi: "Hi'er~"

All are full.

Without saying a word, Zhou Le poured the remaining half plate of beef into his own pot, causing Lang Lang to look at it.

Jia Ling: "You eat from the beginning to the end!"

Yang Di said: "Don't you support it?"

Lang Lang: "I seldom eat hot pot, but I really like it."

Jia Ling: "Then why don't you eat more?"

Lang Lang explained: "You need a lot of time to eat hot pot. You don't have that much time. If you have that time, why don't you practice more "Dongfeng Song" or something."

It turned out that he practiced the piano for a long time at home every day.

Then, Lang Lang asked Zhou Le again: "You also like to eat hot pot? But you usually have to practice musical instruments, singing and so on, so you don't have so much time to eat?"

Zhou Le shook his head: "It's not that I don't have time to eat. I can eat hot pot while practicing suona, guitar, and bass. I can't eat. Before participating in the audition, I had to sing and perform. I couldn't eat before rehearsals and official performances. Only after the end I can only eat some at night when I have time. Later, when I entered the crew and filmed, I needed to control my weight, so I didn’t dare to eat much.”

Fan Pipi: "Yes, at that time he often ordered hot pot takeaway at night and invited us to eat together."

Zhou Le: "Today is the first hot pot meal I have eaten in more than a month."

Zhou Qian hesitated to speak, did the dog eat the meal in "The Beginner's Arrival"?
He can't say yet, because the two programs are crossed.

Then, Tibetan Fox asked everyone to come up with names and slogans for the guest families of the new season. Lang Lang was full, but Zhou Le was still burying his head in eating, and ordered two more plates of meat.

At 09:30, the dinner party is over, and the shooting of this night is also over.

Zhou Le took out a bag and gave small gifts to the guests and the director: "Sister Shuang prepared a little heart, please help take care of Pipi in the show and in life."

With Zhou Le's personality, he never gave gifts, but this time he was just doing it for him, and he didn't want Fan Shuangshuang to nod and bow.

Yang Di suggested: "Let's find a place to drink some? It's just a good time to get acquainted with each other, otherwise it will be uncomfortable if the recording doesn't go well tomorrow, and we will torture each other."

Jia Ling reconsidered: "Yes! Variety shows are still interesting, can Pipi drink?"

Everyone is an adult, except Fan Pipi who just came of age.

Fan Pipi looked at Zhou Le: "Can I drink it?"

He was mainly afraid that his sister would beat him. In front of so many people, this guy was not afraid of his parents, but his sister, because it was true that his sister beat someone up.

Sometimes, Fan Pipi felt very sorry for his elder brother, and when he met his sister, the Yasha, he did not know how many beatings he received in private...

Zhou Le smiled and said, "Yes, she won't tell you."

Sure enough, when drinking and chatting afterwards, Fan Shuangshuang didn't say a word to Fan Pipi, but just snuggled up next to Zhou Le and peeled edamame for him.

Zhou Qian quietly said to Fan Pipi: "Your sister is so gentle!"

Fan Pipi sneered: "No matter how good her acting skills are, she can't fool me, so she can fool strangers like you. Believe me, she is Yasha."

Zhou Qian argued: "It's true! When recording the first episode of "The Beginner's Arrival", they went to the field to catch loach, and your sister squatted on the ground to wash his feet and put on his shoes. We all saw it. If you don't believe me, you can ask Wang Yizi and Wang Kailin."

Fan Pipi drank: "Those two are fools! I still say the same thing, you are all deceived, it's all a falsehood! She must have bullied my brother in private, you see my brother has lost a lot of weight, he was stronger before."

Zhou Qian: "..."

There are many bureaus in the entertainment industry, such as wine bureaus, tobacco bureaus, tea bureaus, dinner bureaus, artillery bureaus... They are all for social purposes, and interpersonal relationships are the most important in this industry.

Crazy as Zhou Le is also good at managing relationships.

The next day.

Zhou Qian was the first to be woken up by the program team, and asked him to start the task of waking up one by one. This is a gameplay derived from "Challenge the Limit", but because the artists are not familiar enough, they play it relatively lightly.

Zhou Qian called Yang Di first, and found that he was already awake, and went to another room with Yang Di to search for a long time but couldn't find anyone. Finally, he remembered that this was his own room.

Wake up the task, call it fragmented.

But the effect came out.

Then, they woke up Fan Pipi and Sha Yi successively, and went to Langlang's room. Fan Pipi played a piece of "Croatian Rhapsody" to wake Langlang up, and then went to Jia Ling's room.

The female artist's room is more sensitive.

Fortunately, it is a suite.

Five male artists entered the living room, politely knocked on the door to wake up the dazed Jia Ling.

After that, they went to Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang's room.

The room where female artists and male artists live together is even more sensitive.

Jia Ling was worried that Fan Pipi would be embarrassed, so he said, "Why don't I call, you guys are not suitable."

In the end, Fan Pipi was the most excited: "What's inappropriate? Go take pictures of my sister without makeup, she's ugly without makeup..."

After speaking, he took everyone to swipe their cards and entered the room. Artists sat on the sofa one after another, embarrassed to knock on the door, what if they are working?
Fan Pipi was so embarrassed that he knocked on the door and shouted, "Get up! The sun is drying my ass!"

Jia Ling whispered: "I'm embarrassed, isn't he embarrassed?"

Zhou Qian folded his hands on his shoulders: "Yes~"

Yang Di: "You haven't watched "Idol Trainee", I have. Pipi and Zhou Le are so good that they wear a pair of pants. As long as the relationship is good enough, you won't be embarrassed."

He chases after everything, mainly to answer questions on the show.

Fan Pipi knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no response. He gradually became irritable and kicked the door: "Brother? Sister? Squeak! What's going on?"

click~
As soon as Fan Pipi put on the doorknob, the door opened. He glanced back at the crowd, and everyone avoided their eyes. So, Fan Pipi stuck his head in, showing the advantage of a long neck.

"no one!"

Fan Pipi walked in, and the others followed, but sure enough, there was no one inside, and the sheets and bedding were folded up.

Sha Yi asked confusedly, "Where are they? Didn't they stay here last night?"

Jia Ling: "Could it be that we went to the wrong room?"

Zhou Qian said, "No! I got the room card, absolutely right."

Lang Lang yawned: "Could you hang your throat? I heard that many singers get up early and hang their throats."

Zhou Qian: "I hang my throat in the room too, so I won't be beaten to death when I go out early in the morning and hang my throat?"

When the program was broadcast, the barrage was also very active:

"What about people?"

"I still want to see Zhou Le without makeup."

"It's not that Zhou Le Suyan has never seen it, it depends on Sister Shuang."

"I thought I could take a bed photo..."

"Pants are all off..."

"Do they really live together?"

"The officially announced couple, why can't they live together?"

"Fan Pipi is not embarrassed."

Just when a group of entertainers were puzzled, the door opened again, and Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang came back sweaty, carrying breakfast in their hands.

Jia Ling: "Where did you two go?"

Zhou Le walked in and pushed Fan Shuangshuang into the bedroom without showing her face: "Running in the gym. What's the matter? Wake up the task?"

Sha Yi had an incredible expression on his face: "It's only seven o'clock, you two usually get up so early? Running together?"

Zhou Le sat down to have breakfast: "That's right! When we were together, we all got up at six o'clock, ran together, and had breakfast together."

Fan Pipi's mouth twisted: "No, she doesn't sleep late anymore? She can lie down and never sit, run?"

Zhou Le: "Your sister has a regular schedule and loves sports, like running and yoga."

Fan Pipi: "It's all an illusion! She's so lazy..."

Zhou Le: "Why are you lazy? She cleans the house, makes the bed and folds the quilt, and also helps me pack my luggage and fold my clothes. She is very diligent."

Fan Pipi lost his focus, could it be that my memory is messed up?
At this time, Wu Tong came to his senses and shouted: "Zhou Le is not allowed to eat breakfast, the rules of the show, we have to play games to eat later..."

Zhou Le stuffed the steamed stuffed bun into his mouth: "I don't care what your rules are."

Wu Tong: "..."

He thought to himself that it's a good thing he's not a resident guest, otherwise, wouldn't he be mad at him this season?Total disobedience to the show rules.

Artists started to go out, ready to record the next party.

Fan Pipi was still puzzled, and looked into the bedroom with his head poking around. Yasha was taken away?
click.

The door opened.

Fan Pipi shuddered.

Fan Shuangshuang chased after Zhou Le with a pack of cigarettes in his trouser pocket. Zhou Le didn't smoke very much, but sometimes he needed to socialize.

After helping Zhou Le tidy up her clothes again, Fan Shuangshuang walked back with a gentle smile, the smile gradually disappearing.

slap~
A slap was slapped on Fan Pipi's face, and then Sister Shuang entered the room and closed the door, silky smooth.

Without him, only familiar with Seoul.

Fan Pipi covered his face and chased after him, shouting: "Illusions! Let me just say, they are all illusions..."

My sister is still my sister!

It's a pity that the program team didn't take pictures of him being beaten.

(End of this chapter)