The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 206 Eccentric Sister

Fan Shuangshuang didn't follow Zhou Le and the others to record the show, that would be so boring, she first caught up with her sleep, and then went shopping with Coke, shopping is a common hobby of women.

However, Sister Shuang doesn't like shopping in big shopping malls, nor does she like to buy brand-name bags, top jewelry, and high-end clothing.

Because...you can't use it even if you buy it.

Being too popular is the original sin. Whether it is bags, jewelry or fashion, she always endorses top brands, some in China, some globally, some jointly, and some exclusively.

No matter which brand, because of her great influence and strong topicality, these brands always give her the top-notch products as soon as possible, so that she can wear them at events and shows, without buying them at all.

Even if you want to refuse, you can't do it, you must wear the best, most expensive and latest.

So she likes to go to the flea market to pick up second-hand jewelry. Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le's small homes store all those she picked up. As for the luxury goods sponsored by the program group, they are all stored in the cloakroom of the big villa. There is one room for clothing, half for jewelry, and two walls for high heels.Every time before attending an event, a special stylist will match her with costumes and jewelry, etc., and she usually doesn't look at them very much.

Fan Shuangshuang hadn't been in a luxury store for seven or eight years, so it seemed to her why she couldn't eat minced meat.

what?
Luxuries still cost money to buy?
Isn't it all sent?
Not only send products, but also send money, every year there is no 2000 million, Sister Shuang doesn't even look at it.

Once she met Yuan Yongyi at an event and asked her very puzzled, you like Prada's bags so much, why don't you be their spokesperson?That way you get a free bag.

Yuan Yongyi yelled at her: "It's not that I don't have men! My men have credit cards!"

At that time, Zhang Zhilin smiled at Fan Shuangshuang with a reserved face.

On this day, she went to a flea market in Sanya wearing sunglasses, a mask and Coke, mainly to enjoy the fun of shopping.

Fan Shuangshuang was wearing an ordinary sweater, not showing off the mountains or showing water.

Coke was dressed in luxurious equipment and was carrying a Chanel bag. She looked like a lady. She was not interested in this kind of second-hand goods. If she hadn't accompanied Fan Shuangshuang, she would never have stepped into this low-level market in her life.

Fan Shuangshuang picked out a cute little bag, squatted on the ground and stuffed the phone in it, but couldn't put it in, hesitated for a moment:

"This bag looks good, but it can't hold a mobile phone."

The stall owner said: "You can buy a bigger one and put the small bag and mobile phone in it together?"

Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes, I am not an idiot like Guna Liza: "I want the small bag."

Coke complained while drinking milk tea: "This bag is too pink."

Fan Shuangshuang picked it up and looked at it: "I'll buy some rhinestones later, it must be very beautiful~"

Coke: "It's up to you. If you have time to visit the flea market, you might as well go to work."

Fan Shuangshuang took her arm: "I used to like to work, and working hard made me feel happy, but now I'm not happy at work, why should I work so hard?"

Coke said ambiguously: "Find new happiness!"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Indeed...how about you go out and become an artist, and I'll be his assistant."

"I want you to be beautiful!"

"Come back and replace you!"

"If you replace me, I will resign, and then let him hire me as an assistant again."

"It's really a lot of arrogance!"

"He's a good teacher." Coke now dared to confront Fan Shuangshuang face to face, "Oh, yes, I heard there was movement on Dingshe's endorsement side? So soon?"

Fan Shuangshuang waited for a few tourists around him to walk over, and then said: "Well. Because of the popularity of "Luocha Haishi" abroad, Dunhill is going to invite Zhou Le to watch their spring show in England, but the time is not the same as Zhou Le's concert. Conflict, Zhou Le said it was pushed, but I am still hesitating."

Coke anxiously said: "Why are you hesitating? The concert is delayed for two days. Top luxury is the cornerstone of a coffee position."

"No! Zhou Le is right. I hesitate because I hesitate to use any reason to reject it."

"You guys are really good at it. Many celebrities can't get a top luxury in their lifetime, so you can push it out."

"There are men's belts over there, go and have a look..."

Fan Shuangshuang didn't explain to Coke either. After all, she was just a female assistant who ate and waited to sleep. With Zhou Le's current international influence, she no longer needed to be servile to those top luxury brands.

Following the popularity of "Raksha Haishi", Zhou Le's new album has also become popular abroad, and many foreign netizens are eager to interpret and analyze Zhou Le's works.

Zhou Le's influence abroad has surpassed all Chinese singers.

The sales volume of the album abroad can tell everything.

After five o'clock in the afternoon, Fan Shuangshuang and Coke went to join the program group with their big bags and small bags. They ate fruit in the rest area and waited for Zhou Le and the others to come back. I heard that the artists went to the Betel Nut Valley for a day, and now they are sitting in the car rush back.

When it was getting dark, the artists finally came back and came to rest in the rest area.

Jia Ling came in to say hello to Fan Shuangshuang, and immediately slumped on the sofa, eyes staring straight: "Didn't you say this is a slow variety show? My feet are swollen from walking..."

Fan Shuangshuang smiled and said, "We've been shopping for a whole day, so we're not tired."

Jia Ling's eyes became more resentful: "..."

It is a completely different experience for a woman to record a program for a day and go shopping for a day.

Zhou Qian lay next to Jia Ling: "The indoor variety show is still easy."

Yang Di and Sha Yi were not much better either. While eating bananas to replenish energy, they complained about the program team and the director.

The director was also paralyzed on the sofa in a daze, what did he record today?In addition to eating and playing games, it seems that there are not many materials that can be used, which is not exciting enough!He was also complained by Zhou Le.

Zhou Le complained that Wu Tong was too dogmatic, and it was too boring to follow the rules in everything. If you don’t jump out of the box, there will be no surprises. At first, Wu Tong was disdainful, but now that I think about it, it makes sense.

Fan Pipi and Zhou Le are young and full of energy playing games on the sidelines.

Fan Shuangshuang waved to Zhou Le with a smile: "Come here, I bought you a lot of things that you can use."

Zhou Le didn't hear it.

Fan Pipi ran over with the phone in his arms, his face full of surprise: "Is there mine?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Of course you have it! My sister bought it for you and your brother, everyone has a share. Xiaole~Xiaole~"

Zhou Le: "Shut up!"

Everyone looked at Zhou Le in unison, boy, you are gone!Then, they all looked at Fan Shuangshuang again, and cut him!

Especially Lang Lang, he most wanted to see Zhou Le make a fool of himself, because he liked Zhou Le's talent.He likes two of Zhou Le's songs the most, one is "Farewell" and the other is "Flower Demon".

Only Zhou Qian closed his eyes and rested his mind. He already knew how well-behaved Fan Shuangshuang was in front of Zhou Le.

Sure enough, Fan Shuangshuang pursed her lips and smiled after being scolded: "Then I'll wait for you to finish playing the game."

Jia Ling couldn't move his body, but his mouth was full of words: "Isn't this going to cut him? Let me tell you, if you don't hit Fang Jiewa for three days, Sister Shuang, if he dares to beat you in public today, he will dare to beat you in public tomorrow!"

Fan Shuangshuang tilted her head, he dared to hit me in public now, but he just couldn't bear it.

Sha Yi, Lang Lang and Yang Di sat up, cheerfully planning to watch Zhou Le apologize.

But Zhou Le shouted: "Fan Pipi, your uncle! Don't grab my line, go wild, you chicken! Even Yang Mi can't take you!"

Fan Pipi went back to sit down next to Zhou Le, and concentrated on the game. This game is for sister Mi to lead them to score, so it should be fun.

Fan Shuangshuang said sourly, "Is Yang Mi really that good at playing games?"

Her boyfriend and brother ignored her.

Coke said: "It's really amazing. Among the female artists, Yang Mi and Deng Ziqi are the strongest."

Fan Shuangshuang asked again: "Is the king fun?"

Coke: "It's not fun! I don't like to play."

Fan Shuangshuang took out her mobile phone: "I'll try it next, and play with Xiao Le when I've played."

Jia Ling sat up in shock from his dying illness, and looked at Fan Shuangshuang in amazement: "No, Sister Shuang! You are too arrogant to him, aren't you? It's fine if you don't scold him, and you still learn to play games for him?"

Fan Shuangshuang also had a look of surprise on her face: "I don't pamper him, who am I to pamper him? I learn what he likes, isn't that what falling in love is like? For Han Lu, Guan Tongtong even made football rules and star teams clear. Bai Bai, what is it if I learn a game?"

Jia Ling was disappointed and said, "Why are you like this? I thought the queen accepted Zhou Le, a monster, but I didn't expect the monster to accept the queen!"

Fan Shuangshuang smiled and rolled her eyes: "I~ now I'm on soft food, he protects me, I'll just take care of my beauty."

Jia Ling was speechless. Seeing that Fan Shuangshuang had downloaded the game, she was receiving guidance from beginners, starting with how to walk and use skills.

Zhou Qian closed her eyes and said, "Sister Ling always thought that Sister Shuang was strong, right? In fact, she is too gentle."

Jia Ling: "Hmm~ I'm a girl who envies Zhou Le."

On the other end, Sha Yi quietly complained: "Women are gentle before they get married, but once they get married, I'll tell you..."

Lang Lang: "Tear off the mask of hypocrisy immediately!"

Yang Di smiled and said, "Teacher Langlang, please tell your story."

Langlang: "Uh..."

Yang Di: "Should I count to three if there is a disagreement?"

Lang Lang: "It's not that exaggerated. Gina is not your Xichuan woman, she is very... relatively, a little gentle."

After a while, Zhou Le won a game and happily gave Fan Pipi a high-five.

Fan Pipi excitedly said: "Brother! This Yang Mi is a bit powerful!"

Zhou Le: "If you have a better view of the overall situation, it will be easier for us to win. You should pay attention to the small map, you know? Learn from me, be conscious when playing games, and clarify your missions during team battles..."

After educating the younger brother for a while, Zhou Le put away his mobile phone and walked towards Fan Shuangshuang. He will continue to record the show later and can no longer play games.

Fan Shuangshuang immediately quit the novice tutorial, and took out a bunch of bags, as if offering treasures, a little humble and flattering: "I bought a lot of things for you two~"

Fan Pipi burst into tears of gratitude: "Thank you sister!"

Zhou Le was ordinary: "Thank you sister!"

Fan Shuangshuang took out a beautiful royal blue tie, and gestured to Zhou Le: "A small brand tie, isn't it pretty? I knew you liked blue. By the way, I even picked a silver tie for it." Tie clip, huh? In which bag..."

Zhou Le sat on the sofa and asked Fan Shuangshuang to make gestures. He looked down at his game record. It was better than before, and his level has improved. My talent is really good.

Fan Pipi stood aside respectfully, waiting for her sister's gift.

This is a big deal!
He has grown up so much, and he has received only a handful of gifts from his older sister. The microphone for "Idol Trainee" is the third gift he has received from his older sister in his life, and it is still a belated adult gift.

Therefore, he is looking forward to the fourth gift from his sister in his life!

Fan Shuangshuang took out the tie clip and put it on, then gestured at Zhou Le for a long time: "It looks good! You must be very handsome in it!"

She herself likes to go to the flea market to buy second-hand goods, but when buying things for Zhou Le, she always refers to good ones, and it is absolutely impossible to use things of poor quality for Zhou Le.

Fan Shuangshuang took out another luxurious wireless earphone: "This is a boss bluetooth earphone, the sound quality is super good! Music~ Do you want to try it? You can use it when you make music. It is better than a laptop stereo, without distortion..."

Fan Pipi: "This is good! This is what my brother needs most!"

Fan Shuangshuang was very happy: "Is it? How can a music maker not have a good pair of headphones? And this!"

Fan Pipi said pleasantly: "This lighter is so handsome!"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Children are not allowed to smoke. If you dare to smoke, I will kill you. Xiao Le, take it, don't use a lighter that costs one yuan, you are so popular."

Aside, several artists looked dumbfounded, what the hell... a large double-standard scene!

Fan Pipi also admired from the bottom of his heart: "Exactly! Top class must have top class noodles! Sister, you are so good at shopping!"

"It's cologne!"

"This is good!"

"You don't like to wear perfume, but it is a basic etiquette on some occasions, so I will give you Coke, and she will help you spray some when you need it."

"Miss Coke is working hard."

"There is also this wallet, which is better than the one I bought for you last time. It is made of pure crocodile leather. You can change it."

"Crocodile skin, look..."

"And these six belts, each of them looks good, right? You have too few belts, and it's not easy to match your clothes. Let Coke help you match them."

"I also gave my brother a belt."

slap~
Fan Pipi was slapped: "I'm sorry..."

The artists present were taken aback, what's going on?Why are you still beating people?Moreover, Fan Pipi apologized so obediently after being beaten?
Zhou Le couldn't help it, and raised his head to look at Fan Pipi, you are actively looking for smoke!
Originally, Fan Shuangshuang had almost forgotten about Fan Pipi giving Zhou Le the combination lock belt, but he brought it up himself, isn't he looking for a fight?That night, they had just finished recording "A Date with Lu Yu" and they had to spend a lot of effort to open the password belt, and they were extremely resentful towards Fan Pipi.

Fan Shuangshuang is already very restrained, if there are not many artists around, she can beat Fan Pipi into a pig's head, she will not learn well at a young age, who is not good for you to imitate, you are not a person if you imitate Zhou Le!

He can be a human being, but you can't.

Next, Fan Shuangshuang gave Zhou Le a pair of expensive limited-edition basketball shoes, a fascia gun, a beautiful shoulder bag, a set of Transformers models, and a revolver.

Only the Revolver Cracker is an old toy from the second-hand market, also known as the Paper Cannon Spark Gun, and I bought several boxes of Cracker.

Zhou Le immediately put down his phone, took the Smashing Cannon revolver toy gun and started playing.

bang~
Can smell the familiar smell of gunpowder.

Grandma Zhou Le runs a canteen and sells all kinds of toys. Zhou Le likes to play with guns since he was a child.

"The texture of this gun is really good!"

"It's all metal, and I knew you'd like it."

Fan Shuangshuang was extremely happy.

Zhou Le smacked her forehead and continued to fiddle with guns: "This workmanship, this weight, really good..."

On the one hand, Fan Pipi was drooling with greed, and I really wanted a paper cannon.

Jia Ling's facial features were distorted: "Sister Shuang, you still buy toys for your boyfriend? It's a Transformer and a gun."

Fan Shuangshuang: "Boys don't grow up, you can see how much he likes them."

"No, is it really okay to be so childish?"

"Very good! Simple and happy, how nice? He is only childish in front of me and grandma, if other people provoke him, hehe, think about the Rakshasa incident!"

"He's really weird..."

Jia Ling boasted.

The four male guests Lang Lang, Sha Yi, Yang Di and Zhou Qian really can't stand it anymore, how old are they still playing with paper cannons?Childish... play with me!
For a while, Zhou Le became the most beautiful boy in the audience, surrounded by male guests who praised him and wanted to rub his toys.

Fan Pipi swallowed her saliva, and looked at her sister expectantly: "Where's mine?"

Fan Shuangshuang was admiring Zhou Le's proud smile, when interrupted by her younger brother, she felt a little disappointed, and casually took out a pair of woolen socks and threw them to him: "Put them on when it's cold."

Holding the socks, Fan Pipi was stunned.

Jia Ling said pitifully: "Pipi, we don't want to compare with Zhou Le, huh? The socks your sister gave you are good things. They... they keep warm, practical..."

I can't make it up anymore.

She suddenly felt sympathetic to Fan Pipi, and felt that Fan Shuangshuang was too eccentric, buying Zhou Le so many thoughtful gifts, and just giving his brother a pair of ordinary socks?

What about sending out the wild dogs?
Fan Pipi laughed suddenly: "My sister is so kind to me! She knows that my feet are prone to frostbite in winter, oh..."

Fan Shuangshuang, who was cleaning up other small gifts for Zhou Le, gave him a strange look and thought, does he have frostbite?How do I know this?I don't see him a few times throughout the year.

Regardless of him, continue to give the man small gifts and make him smile.

If Fan Shuangshuang was the main palace, she was the one who cared the most about Zhou Le before, but now that she felt threatened by a certain actress from the Western Regions, she became even more caring.

My own man, of course I have to try my best to please him!

Only Coke didn't think Fan Shuangshuang was humble, because they were even more humble. Sister Shuang was a serious girlfriend with great dignity.

Another dignified one is Dire Liba. Sister Coke doesn't like her very much, she is exposed and covered.

She still likes Guna Liza, she doesn't wear a bra when she is filming a costume drama, she is very brave.

Zhou Le liked this paper cannon very much. Not only did he show off to the male guests, but he also went to shoot videos and make fighting sounds.

After resting for a while, continue to record the program.

The entertainers walked together to the pavilion by the lawn and sat down, waiting for the show group to serve the meal. Of course, according to the urine nature of the show, the meal was also played for games, otherwise they would not be eaten.

Jia Ling expressed that it was very tormenting, and Zhou Le felt that it was very fucked up.

It’s really irritating to bring up dishes one by one, and take them away after losing the game. Although, in the end, everyone can eat delicious food outside the camera, but the feeling of playing games with hunger is really irritating. Very upset.

If this was "Challenge the Limits" or "Let's Travel Through Time", Zhou Le would have sneaked into the kitchen to cook by himself, but unfortunately this is the well-behaved "Youth Tour".

Although "Let's Travel Through Time" was not well edited, it was good, that is, there were no rules, and Zhou Le took the lead in breaking the rules.

After everyone arrived, director Wu Tong began to explain the rules: "Today everyone has had a hard time, and we have been recording until evening, and it's time for dinner again."

Fan Pipi swallowed, he was really hungry: "Hungry."

Jia Ling looked sad: "Stop playing games again? Look how hungry the child is!"

Yang Di: "Otherwise? This show must be played for food."

Sha Yi complained: "Why don't you change the name to "Youth Begging for Food"!"

Lang Lang also agreed very much: "Yes, it's too difficult!"

Zhou Le: "Look, look at Wu Tong's cheeky smile, he is very proud, he has made it clear that they have a good chance of winning in the next game, and we can't win or eat."

Sha Yi despaired: "I don't want to record anymore, I want to eat meat."

Really tired and hungry.

Wu Tong said cheaply: "The program team has prepared a lot of ingredients for everyone, today is a barbecue!"

Jia Ling became happy: "Ah~ BBQ is good, but you can eat meat!"

Sha Yi said awesomely: "Don't say anything! My brother basically baked it for you just like the ones outside. I'm the best at grilling! Suck~"

Yang Di: "I always feel that there is a trap."

Lang Lang scratched his head: "Ah? There is still a trap here? Are you going to let people eat?"

Fan Pipi was the one who talked the most, but now he was very calm, looked at Zhou Le, and whispered: "Brother..."

Zhou Le: "Don't worry, leave it to me!"

Fan Pipi immediately became full of confidence. With brother's words, tonight's barbecue meal is decided.

Want to trick us?
No way!
Wu Tong: "The ingredients are all on the lawn over there. Now, seven guests are invited to go and pick one by one."

The guests immediately whispered to each other, choosing one by one?There must be tricks.

Jia Ling went first and found that there were all kinds of barbecue ingredients, seasonings, and tools on the table on the lawn. Each person could only choose three types. After the seven people selected the duplicate items, they would be eliminated. You have to eat, or you can't eat.

It was difficult, Jia Ling chose three seafood ingredients.

The contestants went to pick things one by one.

After 10 minutes, the result came out, their seasoning was eliminated, and no one chose the grill and charcoal, there was no way to grill.

According to the program rules, the selected items belonged to the program team, and the director team started a barbecue on the sidelines.

However, the artists are still given another chance to choose again.

Yang Di led everyone to a meeting, dividing up what each person wanted to choose, whoever chose the tool would get the seasoning, whoever served the meat dish would get the vegetarian dish, everything was in order.

Zhou Le said: "Brother Di, do you think the program team will be stupid enough to give us a chance to discuss it?"

Yang Di: "What do you mean?"

Zhou Le: "This time, the rules must be different again. We may still choose the wrong one. If I were the director, I would have ten thousand ways to prevent the guests from choosing what they should choose. This game itself is not fair. !"

Yang Di spread his hands: "Then what can we do?"

Everyone knows it's not fair, this game is just a way for the show crew to abuse the guests, it's work.

Zhou Le took out the paper gun sent by Sister Shuang from his pocket, walked towards Wu Tong, and said, "Do you dare to play roulette with me?"

Wu Tong was a little afraid of Zhou Le: "How do you bet?"

Zhou Le: "I can also guess the rules of the game you set. Anyway, the guests can't win at all! You are bullying people. If you let me design the game and your director team plays it, you will not be able to pass."

Wu Tong flinched: "But, I'm the director."

Zhou Le pointed a gun at Wu Tong domineeringly: "Then I am the director of Taishang!"

Bang bang bang bang!
Five shots were fired.

Wu Tong shivered: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Le: "There is only one 'bullet' left in the gun, we two Russian roulette, whoever wins will eat barbecue, how about it?"

Wu Tong looked at the paper cannon: "There is no such link in the show."

Zhou Le said: "Now I have it! Just ask you a question, are you a man? Do you dare to bet?"

Wu Tong: "..."

The entertainers started booing, mocking Wu Tong for being useless.

Zhou Le directly opened the paper gun revolver, turned the revolver, then swung it handsomely, closed the gun, and handed it to Wu Tong: "You come! If the gun fires, you will lose, and if the gun does not fire, we will lose!"

Wu Tong also knew that Zhou Le was working all the time for the good of the show, so this party must continue, otherwise it would be a pity.

There are not many variety show stars who can just direct, but they can produce great results!

However, he was a little impatient, and after thinking for a while, he said, "I'll spin the roulette, and you will shoot."

Zhou Le shrugged: "Yes. I, Zhou Le, have nothing else but good luck!"

Wu Tong took the revolver, turned the revolver, then closed it, and handed it to Zhou Le: "Fire three shots, and if it rings, you lose! If you don't ring, you have barbecue, and you have enough ingredients!"

Lang Lang was the first to jump out: "Why three shots?"

Sha Yi: "That's right, it's too bullying!"

Fan Pipi: "To be reasonable, one shot per person is more appropriate! This is how it is played in movies."

Wu Tong directly cheated: "I don't care, this is the rule."

The entertainers still had to argue with reason, Zhou Le stopped them, picked up a gun and shot three times in a row at his temple.

Ka Ka Ka ~
There was no explosion.

Wu Tong: "..."

The entertainers all jumped up, embracing each other, dancing, laughing and screaming, barbecue!Hard-won BBQ!
Zhou Le is really a lucky man...

Zhou Le blew the smoke that didn't exist in the gun barrel: "Huh~ Compared with me, you are younger!"

Wu Tong was numb: "Why?"

Zhou Le: "Do you admit defeat? I'll tell you why if I admit defeat."

Wu Tong nodded again and again: "The barbecue tube is enough! Why are you so lucky?"

Zhou Le smiled faintly, and said evilly: "The revolver paper cannon has six shots, but I fired it once in the rest room just now, and just now I fired five more shots. The paper cannon is gone, no matter how I hit it, it won't go off. .I just bet you are cowardly, dare not shoot and let me open."

"You're not fair! It's cheating!"

"I gave you a chance, you are useless!"

"what……"

Wu Tong's whole body is not well, and Zhou Le taught him a lesson.

When the show was broadcast, the barrage area was full of clutter, and everyone laughed at Wu Tong's stupidity. If he shot first, he would win anyway, but he just didn't dare.

Artists swarmed to grab ingredients and tools, grilling, grilling, grilling...

Zhou Le spun the revolver paper cannon, put it in his belt, and said to director Wu Tong with a handsome face: "Do you think I'm here to make a show? No! I'm here to teach you how to make a show!"

Sha Yi held the barbecue grill and charcoal: "I'm here to teach you how to make a show!"

Jia Ling held a large pile of meat: "I'm here to teach you!"

Fan Pipi: "Have you learned it yet?"

Yang Di: "Oh my god, I didn't expect Wu Tong to have today!"

Lang Lang returned with a pair of gloves: "It has to be Zhou Le..."

Zhou Qian said, "Really?"

Wu Tong was powerless to stop him, and he sighed again in his heart. Fortunately, Zhou Le is not a resident guest... No, no, it would be great if he were a resident guest. How effective is this in a variety show? !

(End of this chapter)