The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 259

Jianguo is a good role. Zhou Le read her script outline and role introduction, but was worried that she would not perform well.Later I heard that she did a pretty good job, and the film crew had an acting teacher to provide on-site guidance. Therefore, Gunaliza didn't have much chance to perform as badly as in the TV series.

Regarding this, Zhou Le was very curious. Didn't there be an acting teacher in "The Breakup Master"?Gunaliza's answer was that Brother Chao and Sister Mi were both very confident in their acting skills.

In the video studio, Gunaliza was talking eloquently, with her mouth flying in front and her brain chasing after her.

Zhou Le and Gunaliza kept a distance just in line with their IQ gap, eating fruit silently on the sidelines, neither competing for words nor for the camera.

Zhou Le will not let go of the opportunity to be in the limelight, nor will he fight for the opportunity to make a fool of himself.

Let’s take a look at what Gunaliza said...

"Of course there are good and bad characters, but some screenwriters are not as smart as me, and the characters they write are stupid, but they still ask me to act. It's really funny!"

"I like to play characters with brains and dreams. I feel excited when I read the script."

"Directors are very important. The best director I have ever met? Of course it's Brother Fang Shilong. He...is famous and gives a lot of money."

"Yes, I have played Diao Chan twice, and also cosplayed Diao Chan. In comparison, TV dramas have simpler requirements and the director's level is lower, while movies are much more detailed..."

"I have to say that I don't have a role that I want to play. It just depends on whether it suits me. I'm not saying that I have to break through myself and act ugly or something like that. No, I won't deliberately act ugly just to prove myself. Liba Senior Sister’s new drama is quite funny just pretending to be ugly, just poke a few freckles and hehe~”

"This show is called "Sister Ba Challenges You". I thought it was hosted by Direliba. Ha, her Mandarin is not as good as mine."

Her dark physique is mostly due to the fact that she can't speak her mind.

The host was shocked and did not dare to let her continue to offend others, so he quickly changed the topic.

Fourteen o'clock: "Gunalizha is really not like a fairy. We found that you have quite a lot of endorsements. For example, you just endorsed the affordable luxury brand Fendi a while ago and you are the brand ambassador of Fendi. Moreover, you are also the brand ambassador of Fendi. Puma’s spokesperson…”

Gunaliza had a stupid and confident smile on her face: "Yeah."

Light luxury is also luxury, much better than Tang Yan.

Fourteen points: "What qualities do you think you have that can attract such a good brand to cooperate with you?"

Gunaliza: "Maybe it's fate. For example, Fendi. When I went to Milan Fashion Week for the first time in my life, the first fashion show I saw was Fendi. Isn't it a coincidence?"

Zhou Le couldn't hold it back anymore and complained: "Isn't that the show Fendi invited you to see?"

Gunaliza blinked: "How do you know?"

Zhou Le: "..."

[Negative Energy -9]

Isn’t this the standard process for luxury endorsements?How come we are destined to be here?

The first show I watched was Dunhill, and the first cocktail party was at Chateau Lafite...

Aren’t they all brand invitations?
Gunaliza forced the fate: "So it is very fate. I particularly like Fendi bags and clothing, and they are hard to buy. After becoming an endorser, you can wear them for free, and wear new products in advance, hehe... "

A burst of giggles, as happy as a fool.

The program team couldn't stand it anymore, so they added a few fancy words in the later stage... The brand has a discerning eye.

Well, if someone invites you to a show and you go, what kind of fate is this?
At fourteen o'clock, he asked again: "According to the hearsay, I heard that you like to wear leg shaping socks no matter in work or in life?"

Ma Jianyue: "Do you want to stay in shape?"

Zhou Le smiled and said nothing, huh, this woman doesn't wear underwear very much every day, and she didn't wear it today. She must have leg-shaping stockings every day. A typical double standard. When it comes to breasts, they should develop freely, but when it comes to legs, Said to restrain it from growing wantonly.

Gunaliza smiled stupidly: "It's not leg shaping socks, it's varicose vein socks!"

I'm confused at [-] o'clock, what are varicose vein socks?
Zhou Le was also full of doubts. Isn't that thing just for shaping the legs?
Ma Jianyue gestured on his calf: "I know, it's like this."

Gunaliza said seriously: "Yes. Because, whether we are shooting magazines, filming movies, or recording variety shows, we stand and work all day long. After a long time, the blood circulation in the lower limbs is prone to not being good enough. After putting on the socks, they can tighten Wrap it tightly so your legs won’t swell immediately and you won’t feel sore.”

"Oh~"

The two hosts looked like they were suddenly enlightened.

Zhou Le: "Aren't they still leg shaping socks?"

Gunalizha glanced at Zhou Le and said as harshly as ever: "It's just the varicose vein socks! Don't worry about the fairies' affairs."

Zhou Le thought to himself, it looks good, but it's hard to take off.

Of course, Xiao Gu is now wearing a simple long-sleeved T-shirt and ripped jeans, looking very neighborly. He is not wearing varicose vein socks because they were torn earlier.

Fourteen o'clock looked her over: "So, your dressing habits are usually more casual?"

She looked down at her legs, thinking of the missing leg shaping socks, and chuckled: "Hehe~ Today is a bit too casual...because I have a day of work today, so I just want to wear something more comfortable and moveable. , I don’t like to be restrained. Moreover, most of the places where we wear private clothes are at the airport, and comfort is the main thing at the airport..."

"The airport is a battlefield for female celebrities. They take various photos and so on. Will they deliberately dress better?"

"No, although there are many people at the airport taking photos, which has become a profession, they will not disturb us. Moreover, artists who are busy with work do not have time to stay at the airport and take photos."

"So only those who are not famous like to take pictures at the airport?"

"No, it's just artists who work less and have so much time. Like me, I've already arrived at the airport and just want to get on the plane and lie down."

Zhou Le nodded aside. This was all true, but it was also very hurtful.

In order to help Gunaliza smooth things over, Zhou Lelai said something more cruel: "Generally speaking, the battlefield for female celebrities is the red carpet and fashion shows, and the airport is only the battlefield for those female artists who cannot go to red carpets and fashion shows."

Both hosts couldn't handle it. Is this allowed to be said?

Gunaliza smiled and said: "No, hehe..."

There was a sense of pride.

Next, there was an interactive game. Gunaliza demonstrated makeup skills and photo poses. Then, the host brought up the bag she was carrying today. What is in the female star’s bag? It has always been a topic in many variety shows. What’s interesting is that Kuai Ben often does this.

Zhou Le was uninterested and even yawned. Not only did he know what was in Gunalizha's bag, but he also knew what was missing from her bag.

Of course, some things that couldn't be shown in front of the camera were hidden by her in advance.

There are only some common items in the bag, including a photo printer, a Bluetooth speaker, aunt's red lipstick, armpit sweat-absorbent patches, a lip hair twister, a double eyelid exerciser, chocolate and refined sweets.

That candy is for Zhou Le. After eating it... it will become sweeter. It is a high-tech product.Gunaliza personally tested it to be a bit sweet, but she missed it when she was cleaning things. Fortunately, the host didn't recognize it.

On the side, Zhou Le almost wanted to facepalm. Only Gunaliza's imagination could get such weird candy.

Neuropathy!
However, the candy is still... very delicious, Xiao Gu said.

Fortunately, the host has never seen the world, and all male hosts are struggling with sweat-absorbing and fitting chocolate under their armpits.

Gunaliza suppressed a smile and said: "Because I have hypoglycemia. When I feel dizzy, I eat some chocolate...and sugar. I seriously suspect that the reason for my stupidity is hypoglycemia. Because the blood supply to the brain is often insufficient, my reaction is worse than others." slow."

Zhou Le: "Don't insult other hypoglycemic patients."

The hosts were all happy, especially the female host, who laughed so hard that her back teeth were exposed.

The female host Ma Jianyue said strangely: "No, I can understand everything else, as a girl... But is this double eyelid exerciser serious?"

Gunaliza: "Uh... sometimes I will practice."

Ma Jianyue: "Don't you have double eyelids? You still have big European eyes. I'm so envious."

Gunaliza tilted her head: "Actually, I have single eyelids. You see, usually they are single eyelids. However, when my eyes are strained, folds similar to double eyelids will form, like this..."

She also demonstrated.

Ma Jianyue was stunned: "Oh my god! It's true, even one eyelid is so beautiful..."

Gunaliza: "Hey~"

Zhou Le also discovered that she has single eyelids some time ago. To be honest, it is rare to see such a beautiful beauty with single eyelids.

However, Gunaliza still wanted to become a double-eyelid beauty, so she often practiced secretly.

At fourteen o'clock, I was still struggling with chocolate: "Aren't you afraid of gaining weight? So, you like sweets?"

Gunaliza put the sweet candy in her trouser pocket, shook her head and said, "I only eat chocolate when I have low blood sugar. I usually like spicy food, very spicy."

"I heard from the staff that you would eat a whole plate of chili, is that true?"

"Roasted green peppers, tiger skin peppers, etc., they are all delicious and go well with rice. Also, I like to eat chicken feet with pickled peppers, and I will eat all the pickled peppers inside."

"Isn't it spicy?"

"good smell."

Ma Jianyue grinned: "I, a Xichuan native, can't eat the wild pepper in the chicken feet soaked in feet..."

Gunaliza had a sense of superiority on her face: "You Xichuan people are not very good at eating spicy food. People like Zhou Le are just weaklings."

Zhou Le: "???"

He didn't refute. When it came to eating chili peppers, both Gunaliza and Direliba were better than him. Some of the food in Western Xinjiang was really spicy.

Fourteen o'clock: "Then do you dip your fruit in chili?"

"I basically don't eat fruit."

"You like spicy food, but you don't like fruits. And, I heard that you also like to stay up late?"

"Well... basically when I'm not working, I don't go to bed until four or five in the morning every day, which is still very unhealthy."

Fourteen o'clock: "Why?"

Ma Jianyue: "Isn't it so late? What are you doing?"

Gunaliza smoothed her hair and glanced at Zhou Le: "It's just...watching dramas, shopping for certain treasures, playing games, etc. The last time I chased Sister Liba's Li Huizhen, I didn't sleep for three consecutive nights. ,hey-hey."

Zhou Le nodded secretly. This was true. Many times Zhou Le would wake up from his sleep and find that this guy was still watching dramas and wiping his tears.

Fourteen o'clock: "What time do you get up in the morning?"

Gunalizha smiled half-smilingly, with an air of a very arrogant old lady: "About seven or eight o'clock in the evening. My daily routine is really unhealthy, and I don't recommend that you study."

Ma Jianyue: "Fairies are fairies. How can you maintain such a good condition with such unhealthy living habits? Oh my god. What about Zhou Le?" Fourteen o'clock said with a smile: "That's the question for the next issue."

Ma Jianyue said: "I just want to know now that he is also in very good condition. Does he also have this kind of routine?"

Zhou Le shrugged and said: "I go to bed at two o'clock at most, usually before twelve o'clock. I get up on time at 06:30 in the morning to run and listen to my voice."

Gunaliza agreed: "Yes, he has a very regular schedule. Sometimes he wakes up before I go to sleep."

Ma Jianyue: "Ah?"

Are you sleeping in the same room?
Gunaliza also explained: "He was sleeping so deeply that thunder couldn't wake him up. He felt like he was dead."

The two hosts looked at each other, what should they do?Ask?

Zhou Le glanced at Gunaliza and said calmly: "Yes. Once, she insisted on running with me. I sent her a message in the morning and she said she had just gone to bed."

Ma Jianyue: "I understand the truth, but how did she know that you were sleeping so hard?"

Zhou Le: "Because we slept in the same room."

Are you talking too much? ? ?
The two hosts gasped at the same time. Can this be discussed?You can tell us that we don’t dare to broadcast it!
Gunaliza finally realized that she had said the wrong thing, and quickly beat Zhou Le: "Don't say it!"

What can Zhou Le do?
I could only smooth things over: "How else could the turtle on her belly be painted? It started in a private room of an Internet cafe, then she came to my hotel room to drink, and she drank to pieces, and then she came to my house to eat while Sister Shuang and I were at home. Damn it, she cooked snail noodles in the middle of the night and almost ruined my kitchen..."

Gunaliza covered her face. She was a little stupid, but she was still shy.

Zhou Ledao: "She is just a girl who cultivates immortality! Eating spicy food and staying up late all night are all childish. She also likes to read online novels, such as "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me" and so on. look……"

Gunaliza: "Sister Tang Yan introduced it to me."

Ma Jianyue became more interested in gossip: "So, his strength, Sister Zha, is very familiar with Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang?"

Gunaliza said without hesitation: "That's right! Have you seen my earrings? Sister Shuang gave them to me. Moreover, Sister Shuang introduced me to this job today, and we even treated Su Mang to dinner at noon."

Ma Jianyue: "But, it is said on the Internet that you have chased Zhou Le? Teacher Fan Shuangshuang doesn't mind?"

At fourteen o'clock it's too late to stop it. Is this okay to ask?

Zhou Le: "No need to upload it online, there are videos online now. Sister Shuang doesn't care because she is confident enough."

Gunaliza pouted: "I chased him for a long time, but he kept rejecting me and called me stupid. I didn't pursue him until he and Sister Shuang got better. I was so heartbroken, hehe~"

Hey, your mother!
Zhou Le couldn't help but glare at her and speak politely.

Ma Jianyue: "Zhou Le, why did you reject her? Sister Lizha is so beautiful."

Zhou Le: "Because I don't like it."

Guna Liza: "..."

Ma Jianyue: "..."

Fourteen o'clock: "..."

So honest?Being too honest is a disservice, right?Is Mr. Liza okay?
In fact, when the show aired here, Gunaliza's fans were very angry. Not only were they angry at Zhou Le for being arrogant, but they were also angry that Gunaliza didn't love herself. Even though people don't like you, you still get in front of them.

This kind of small online program can basically only be found and watched by celebrity fans, so the barrage will be very unified.

A lot of people scolded Zhou Le, and a lot of people complained about Gunaliza.

However, Zhou Le and Gunaliza are both shameless and don't care at all.

When Ma Jianyue started gossiping, he stopped talking about fourteen o'clock. He continued gossiping: "Sister Lizha, how did you like Zhou Le in the first place?"

Gunaliza said sincerely: "When I was on the set, there was an actor Piyou who wanted to discipline me. I was so stupid that I almost fell for it until I heard Zhou Le's song "Impulsive Punishment". I woke up instantly. Then, I got to know him anyway, and I happened to see him singing again when I went to the bar, so I invited him to drink, and we got to know each other."

Ma Jianyue: "I'm asking how you fell in love with him, not how you met him."

Gunaliza: "Because he is handsome! Even if he does shit, I still think he is handsome. He is so handsome. Then I thought, why can't such a handsome man be my boyfriend? I started chasing him. He is, like that, very simple.”

Ma Jianyue: "Then...do you feel awkward being together now?"

Gunaliza smiled brightly: "Absolutely not! We are already very good friends, including Sister Shuang. She has given me a lot of resources and guidance, and Zhou Le, when I was bullied on the show, he Come and help me punish Sun Leihong, hehe~"

Ma Jianyue pretended to believe it: "Ah! What a rare friendship..."

Definitely slept on it!

Judging from your eyes and expressions, I must have slept with you!Gee, Fan Shuangshuang is truly the queen of the red carpet!sharp!

but……

She looked at Zhou Le's handsome face, and her heart skipped a beat. Who could stand being so handsome?

Moreover, the more honest they are, the less the audience will think they have anything wrong with them. After all, most of the audience are too far away from the entertainment industry and do not know the magic of this circle.

At fourteen o'clock, he took over the conversation: "It's just a rumor. I heard that Teacher Liza likes to eat tea bags?"

Gunaliza nodded: "Yes."

Fourteen o'clock: "When I heard about tea bags, I was a little confused. What exactly are tea bags? Soup dumplings? Xiaolongbao? Something like that? It turns out, it's the tea bag used to make tea. , or after soaking in it.”

Gunaliza chuckled and said, "Yes!"

At fourteen o'clock, I was really confused this time: "Why? Why do you want to eat soaked tea?"

Gunaliza shook her head: "I don't know, maybe my body is lacking something."

Zhou Le: "She just doesn't have enough tea."

Gunaliza pretended to fight: "Hahaha, you are so annoying!"

There is a saying that although Gunalizha is silver-tongued, stupid, and dissolute, she really has no tea at all, and her head can't hold a bit of tea.

Fourteen o'clock: "You just drink the tea first and then eat the tea leaves?"

Gunaliza was picking at the holes in her jeans, showing a rare shyness: "Actually, most of the time I soak it just for eating. In fact, this is not good. People around me advise me not to eat like this, but after eating, I really I'm in a good mood..."

Zhou Le: "No matter how much you eat, you can't turn into green tea."

Gunaliza: "Then tell me, who is born with green tea?"

Zhou Le: "Yang..."

Gunaliza: "Shut up! Sister Mi will take a plane to blow your head off tomorrow!"

Zhou Le: "I'm talking about Yang Yuhuan. The character in Sister Shuang's new movie is pure green tea? What does it have to do with Yang Mi? You mean..."

"I didn't, I didn't..."

Gunalizha was so dumbfounded that she seemed to have been tricked by him again.

The two hosts didn't dare to move. Can you say that?Aren't they helping Fan Shuangshuang stand out?After all, Yang Mi and Fan Shuangshuang were making fun of each other online some time ago.

Then, an even more outrageous scene occurred.

Gunaliza took out her mobile phone from her bag and dialed Yang Mi's number.

She had made a movie with Yang Mi and Deng Chao, and their relationship was not bad.

A soft voice sounded: "Hello? Liza?"

Gunaliza: "Sister Mi, I'm recording a show and I want to file a complaint. Zhou Le just said in the show that you are green tea. He also said that you are in special clothes and that your... acting skills are not good. Do you want to scold him? ?”

Zhou Le: "..."

Did I say that?

I only heard Yang Mi say: "Zhou Le, are you there? You are in Shanghai today and you won't be leaving, right? I'll be back later and we'll have supper together in the evening."

He didn't mention the green tea at all, and his tone was a little excited. He hadn't met Zhou Le yet after handing in the certificate.

Zhou Le grabbed the phone and said, "Okay. Let's have hot pot tonight. I'll book a private room. Don't listen to what Xiao Gu said. I didn't mention your green tea. Can I say that in front of the camera?"

"You just said, what can I do to you?"

"Yo~ Liza said you were going to blow my head off."

"Pfft..."

"Ahem. That's it, goodbye Sister Mi."

Blasting Zhou Le's head off was something Yang Mi was good at, so she couldn't help laughing.

The two hosts were stunned. Zhou Le and Yang Mi have such a good relationship. Does your girlfriend know?

Zhou Le: "What are you doing? What does the conflict between her and Sister Shuang have to do with me?"

In fact, Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi are far from incompatible. They are only fighting on the surface to hedge resources.Besides, since sister-in-law Lu took away their hot searches, they are actually quite good. Sister Mi even asked Shuang Niuer to help bring gifts to Grandma Zhou Le.

Zhou Le's back garden focuses on peace.

The program was even interrupted for a while, and after discussion, Yang Mi's segment was removed.

Then, it was summarized at fourteen o'clock: "The fairy Gunaliza eats tea bags every day, eats spicy food, and goes to bed at five in the morning... I think you must say a healthy thing to make up for it."

Gunaliza picked her head, scratched her neck, and finally pulled her T-shirt, paused, and looked at Zhou Le: "Do you think there is anything healthy about me?"

Zhou Lezhi shook his head: "Almost not!"

Gunaliza: "Really? I feel the same way, so ashamed~"

Zhou Le: "But one thing is still okay. She likes to exercise, such as treadmill and yoga, and she has always insisted on it."

Gunaliza laughed: "That's a task set by the company. If you don't do it, your salary will be deducted, hehe~"

Zhou Le: "...Okay! The interview is almost over. You should take her to challenge the task. I really don't want to help her smooth things over. I can't do it at all."

Gunaliza: "Haha hehehe~"

The two hosts were staring at her. This bitch didn't look like a smart person when she smiled!
(End of this chapter)