The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 260 As cunning as ever

Zhou Le looked at Gunalizha's stupid and bright smile and was filled with helplessness. He inexplicably thought of Tang Yan who was still stupid and high without a job. He seriously doubted that Sugar Man Pictures had tested IQ when signing female artists...

Not long after, Gunaliza finished recording this episode and started recording Zhou Le's interview. Gunaliza also followed Zhou Le to watch the fun.

The program team hopes that the two of them will be tied up for marketing. Anyway, viewers across the country know that they are close, and they have been involved in many scandals and yet they dare to be together openly.

They are not afraid, so what are we afraid of?

It was past nine o'clock in the evening, and the staff and hosts were all a little tired, but the one who was even more tired was actually Gunaliza. She had shot a magazine for a day and recorded a program, but she still followed in high spirits. Behind Zhou Le's butt.

Fourteen o'clock said to the camera: "The guest on our show today is a master."

Ma Jianyue said: "How high is it?"

Fourteen o'clock: "You will know after comparing. Welcome this issue's guest Zhou Le!"

Ma Jianyue applauded: "Oh~~"

Zhou Le appears again.

Gunaliza complained from the side: "Haha~ The audience has seen him in the last episode."

The host said that you don’t understand. Judging from your reputation and popularity, only your fans should watch your episode, but Zhou Le’s broadcast volume will definitely be much higher because he is the top of the China Fault flow!

Sure enough, when the program was aired, the barrage of comments was hilarious:
"Why is she here?"

"This woman is so shameless..."

"They already have girlfriends and they still keep pestering her."

"Does she know that she's not afraid of Fan Shuangshuang?"

"Who is this!"

"Zhou Le, please stop talking to her."

"In comparison, Direliba is more suitable for Zhou Le."

"Sister Shuang is absolutely beautiful! I won't accept any refutation."

"What does Gunaliza mean?"

"Seeing her smile like that shows how slutty she usually is..."

"She and Zhou Le are just friends."

"What's wrong with my Liza? Zhou Le himself said that he is friends with her."

"If you are a friend, you should pay more attention to propriety."

"Last episode of Liza's show, your Zhou Le was still there!"

"Is she trying to catch Zhou Le's popularity?"

"Meizha needs to be popular? They are friends even if Zhou Le is not popular!"

Sure enough, most Zhou Le fans and music fans don't like to see Gunaliza. The main reason is that this bitch has a bad reputation and often speaks out of her mind.Moreover, Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang often show their affection and spread their love. These fans have long been used to it and are not used to new flavors.

In the simple consciousness of most ordinary viewers, it is very immoral to interfere in other people's love affairs.

Zhou Le also thinks that this kind of thing is immoral, but it is happy.

The two hosts were very enthusiastic:
"Welcome Zhou Le! Welcome~"

"Wow, she is really tall..."

Zhou Le was wearing a simple T-shirt jacket and jeans, and was dressed casually: "Thank you, it's the first time I've seen such a sloppy video studio."

Fourteen o'clock: "Huh? You don't need to say this kind of thing."

He didn't dare to blame Zhou Le, his own venue was really not that good.

Ma Jianyue on the side smiled so much that his gums were exposed. This handsome guy has such an interesting personality. No wonder so many girls like him because of his frank personality.

Zhou Le laughed and said, "It's very sloppy to begin with! I'm telling my fans that this is a stage set up next to Harper's Bazaar's professional photo studio. It's not as gorgeous as other stages. They work hard, everyone." To show understanding, don’t post barrages to complain.”

Fourteen o'clock suddenly said: "Oh, that's what I mean, I can't tell that you are quite warm-hearted to your fans."

Zhou Le: "Why am I so warm to my fans? I am so warm to you two and the show team. If I don't explain it, my bunch of idiot fans will blow you away. They will be as irritable as mad dogs."

Fourteen o'clock: "Uh..."

Ma Jianyue said: "Thank you Zhou Dingliu! Fans, please bear with me, we are just a small show."

Fortunately, Zhou Le said these two sentences. When the program was broadcast, the barrage had already begun to curse. However, Zhou Le retorted with these two sentences, and the curses gradually decreased.

At fourteen o'clock, he quickly answered: "Yes, and I cue you up. I originally wanted you to sit on the sofa directly, but I didn't expect you to come and stand with us. The pressure is too great. So, Zhou Le, you probably How high?”

Zhou Le: "1.9 meters three."

Fourteen o'clock: "Oh my God!"

Ma Jianyue raised his head and said, "Teacher, your nostrils are very handsome~"

Zhou Le: "Everyone says so."

Fourteen o'clock: "With Ma Jianyue's height, he can only see his nostrils, haha, how tall is Ma Jianyue?"

Ma Jianyue: "165CM."

"If you were looking for a boyfriend, how tall would you want him to be?"

"About 178, not too high."

"What about Zhou Le? What height do you want your partner to be?"

Zhou Le was shocked. Is this a question that a professional host can ask?He said: "Height 168cm and weight 120cm."

Gunaliza said sourly: "The answers are all there, and you still ask..."

At fourteen o'clock, he finally realized: "Yes."

Ma Jianyue: "Oh~120 is the weight?"

Zhou Le nodded: "Yes, and she doesn't look fat at all, right?"

Ma Jianyue: "..."

She thought Fan Shuangshuang looked fat, but she didn't dare to say. Could it be that he was the slightly fat type that boys liked?
Fourteen o'clock: "Looking at Sister Shuang's height, you also see your nose and jawline first, right? But your jawline is really sharp. It looks like someone who has gone under the knife! Of course, everyone knows that you haven't had plastic surgery, so that's why you changed it more rare……"

Zhou Le said with a smile: "I've had a knife. You can see on the left, I cut it with a sickle when I was a kid. So I don't dare to refute the Internet saying that I've had plastic surgery."

Sure enough, when the camera zooms in, you can see a small scar on Zhou Le's left lower jaw.

Ma Jianyue: "Have you been doing farm work since you were a child?"

Zhou Le: "I don't want to do anything, I just like to play."

Fourteen o'clock said: "So, Zhou Le really came from the countryside, and he had a hard time when he was a child. He..."

Zhou Le: "There is no hardship. My family lives near a small town and the conditions are very good. Moreover, my grandma is a rich woman. It is best to earn money as a student! I have lived happily since I was a child, having no worries about food and clothing. I have basically never suffered any hardship."

After failing miserably, he took Zhou Le to sit down on the sofa at [-] o'clock and got to the main topic of the interview: "Really? I think the conditions in rural areas are generally not very good, right? Moreover, the elders will also deliberately train their children to endure hardships. Spirit."

Zhou Le shook his head: "No, my grandma never let me suffer. She said that if a person is used to suffering, he will have endless suffering."

Fourteen o'clock: "..."

How should I answer this?
Or is he just a small [-]th-line host?

Gunaliza stood aside and giggled: "Hehe~ Grandma is right."

Ma Jianyue asked: "Grandma would tell you this? I don't think elders would educate their children in this way, right?"

Zhou Le laughed, that’s because you haven’t met the philosopher Zhou Sufang.

He said: "Grandma said that as long as a person can live a life worthy of himself, the rest... will be left to retribution."

Ma Jianyue: "Pfft... I believe it! Only such an interesting grandma can raise an equally interesting Zhou Le, haha, you all talk so interestingly."

Gunaliza was swaying with laughter. Is retribution okay?
Zhou Le likes to share about his grandma, saying: "Maybe most people have misunderstandings about my grandma. In fact, she is different from most old people. She is a person with both beautiful skin and interesting soul."

Fourteen o'clock: "Really? Tell me what's different about grandma."

Zhou Le: "She never cared about whether my academic performance was good or not, she only cared about whether I lived happily or not, so she named me Zhou Le. I wore the best clothes and used the best stationery since I was a child. There are endless snacks. People say that if you give your child so many snacks, he will get cavities. What do you think my grandma said?"

Fourteen o'clock: "How to say?"

Ma Jianyue: "Is it okay if you don't eat candy?"

Gunaliza: "Definitely not."

Zhou Le: "My grandma said to that person, you don't have cavities but you have become a cavities in society."

The two hosts shot their heads together, shift!

Gunalizha laughed very loudly, this time the retort was very Zhou style!
Zhou Le said proudly: "Others say that children with poor grades have no future prospects, but my grandma said that my grandson is good-looking and can rely on his reputation to make a living. Others say that studying music has no future, but my grandma said that you don't even have any money, so why are you talking about money? Others say that being a star will lead to bad habits..."

Ma Jianyue: "Huh? Who said becoming a star will make you bad?"

Fourteen o'clock said: "Actually, society is like this. People will make irresponsible remarks about whether it is good or not. So what does grandma say?"

Zhou Le: "My grandma said that Zhou Le wants to give the entertainment industry a little shock and let those stars see what it means to be bad."

"what??"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hehe~"

Zhou Le shrugged: "My grandma is a canteen philosopher. She has seen too many children grow up, so her mentality is naturally different. When I started playing games online in junior high school, my grandma would bring me meals."

At fourteen o'clock, he seemed to think of something: "She brought you food? Without breaking your legs?" Zhou Le smiled and said: "She heard that I was the best player in the Internet cafe, so she was so happy, right? Then, she also learned how to steal vegetables and Plants vs. Zombies. During the holidays, when the canteen was not open, we would go to the Internet cafe together. Later, she became more addicted than me."

Ma Jianyue found it incredible: "A 70-year-old lady went online? What happened next? Is she still online?"

Zhou Le shook his head.

Ma Jianyue: "That's not bad, my health is important..."

Zhou Le: "She has a computer at home."

Ma Jianyue: "Uh..."

Fourteen o'clock said: "Your old lady is quite trendy. Does she still play computer games?"

Zhou Le shook his head: "She stopped playing computer games a long time ago. Now she plays King of Kings. She said the game my grandson advertises must be fun."

The two hosts were silent. This old lady was a bit of a fairy.

Gunaliza suddenly raised her hand: "Grandma, what rank is it?"

This grandma's scream is quite silky.

Zhou Le: "Platinum! You trash bronze."

Gunaliza was ashamed: "..."

It turns out that what Zhou Le often said, my grandma can beat you to death, was not just talk.

At fourteen o'clock, he started to make amends: "So, Zhou Le's self-confidence is related to the way grandma raised her since she was a child. We don't have the same momentum as him. Zhou Le, have you always been so confident?"

Zhou Le: "This is not confidence, this is honesty."

The host was fucked speechless again.

Zhou Le can only find topics on his own so as not to be left in the cold: "I said I am handsome, is this called confidence? I said that I am good at writing songs, is this called confidence?"

Gunaliza cheered: "No, this is just stating the facts!"

At fourteen o'clock, I hesitated to speak. You are a licking dog who is pursuing someone who has not yet been chased. Are you so excited?

He doesn't understand women.

Ma Jianyue recognized Gunaliza very much: "Yes! I think Mr. Zhou Le has never been arrogant since he debuted. Everything he said is factual, and everyone is biased against him. For example, at the beginning, he The evaluation of those judges is very true..."

At fourteen o'clock, he quickly interrupted: "Okay! Then let's take a look at the questions from netizens. These are questions specially collected for you by the Fashion Bazaar website."

Zhou Le was a little surprised, there is still this link?The program team is more attentive.

Gunaliza: "Why didn't I?"

Fourteen o'clock told her sincerely: "Actually, we have also collected questions about you, but those questions are not suitable to appear on the show and are not convenient for you to see in person, so we skipped them."

They are all slandering you and scolding you, do you have to tell me clearly?

Gunalizha smiled: "These fans are so perverted..."

Fourteen o'clock: "???"

[Negative Energy +23]

Zhou Le nodded slightly. This little thing like Guna Liza had never let her master down. She would always help Zhou Le earn negative energy from time to time. The accumulation of a small amount into a large amount was considered very powerful.

Zhou Le: "Ask questions and see how ridiculous they are."

His own fans know that there are four types of Zhou Le's fans: anti-fans, sand-carving fans, mom fans and brain-dead fans. Except for the last one, all the questions they ask are mind-boggling questions. The program team will definitely choose the most curious ones. Those ones.

Sure enough, at fourteen o'clock, he took the tablet and asked: "First question, pfft ~ I'm sorry, I really can't hold it back..."

To be honest, this host is a bit girly, but Zhou Le doesn't mind because he is ugly.

Fourteen o'clock: "That's it, Teacher Zhou Le. These questions were raised by netizens. Some are strange and some are excessive, but I hope you can let me ask them all. Finally, we can edit whatever you think you don't want to broadcast. Drop it, okay?"

Zhou Le: "If you dare to ask, I dare to answer. There is no question of cutting it off."

Fourteen o'clock: "However, there are some questions that we dare to ask but not broadcast. We dare to ask because Ma Jianyue and I are gossiping, hehe~ we dare not broadcast because Chief Editor Su Mang does not want to cause trouble."

Zhou Le laughed and crossed his legs: "Then let Sister Su Mang have a headache. You can ask whatever you want."

Zhou Le, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is not something to be denied.

Fourteen o'clock and Ma Jianyue, the two [-]-line idiots, looked at each other and were so excited that they finally had something to eat at close range!
Ma Jianyue fired first: "Excuse me, if your adolescence was not Fan Shuangshuang, would you accept Gunaliza's pursuit?"

Gunaliza immediately sat up straight. What kind of fairy fan is this? You really know how to ask!

She was also curious, but didn't dare to ask.

Everyone pricked up their ears and looked at Zhou Le.

Zhou Le: "No."

Gunaliza's face fell. I am indeed the most useless one...

The two hosts were also shocked. As expected, Zhou Bian Wang lived up to his reputation and refused without even thinking about it. Regardless of whether what he said was true or false, at least he was pretending to be cool!

Fourteen o'clock continued: "Some netizens asked where you learned to write songs. You don't look like a newcomer at all."

Ma Jianyue looked at fourteen o'clock with a devilish look, you are a real fucking dog, pick the most normal ones to ask, I'll ask the tricky ones?

Zhou Le: "I learned from Wang Zhengliang. He is my master. Oh, he doesn't write as many good songs as I do. That's purely due to my unique talent. As the saying goes, master leads me to practice and I practice..."

Ma Jianyue was heartbroken: "Some netizens asked, is your first kiss still there?"

Ask those who are tricky, ask those who are tricky. In variety shows, acting is the most important thing. This is what she learned from watching Zhou Le's variety shows. She is a coward at [-] o'clock, and she will give up great opportunities to others.

Zhou Le smiled: "Let this netizen go to the hospital to see if he is seriously ill! My girlfriend is Fan Shuangshuang. How can I bear this? I'm not a eunuch!"

Ma Jianyue laughed wildly, that's it, it's a gimmick!

Fourteen o'clock: "I heard that you rejected hundreds of suitors in high school. May I ask, why didn't you accept those girls?"

Zhou Le: "Those who pursue me...are not all girls."

Fourteen o'clock: "Huh?"

Zhou Le: "There are also boys who cried when I beat them."

Fourteen o'clock: "..."

Gunaliza laughed so hard that she almost died. This was the first time she had heard of it, but it was normal when she thought about it. Zhou Le should attack more!Moreover, he is from Xichuan, and it is said that there are quite a lot of men in Xichuan.

Ma Jianyue waited for a long time before continuing to ask: "What is the most intolerable thing about dating a girlfriend?"

Zhou Le: "I can tolerate it. As long as you like her, you can accept it. If you can't accept some of her shortcomings, then think about whether you really like her."

Ma Jianyue: "Isn't there anything you hate about Teacher Fan Shuangshuang? Oh, this is what I asked, you don't have to answer."

Zhou Le: "Well... I don't think I'm annoying. She has a habit that always makes me anxious."

Ma Jianyue: "What?"

Zhou Le: "When we were on a date, half an hour or more had passed since the agreed time. I called her and asked her where she was."

Ma Jianyue asked anxiously: "Where is she?"

Zhou Le smiled and said calmly: "Sister Shuang said...it's time for eye shadow."

Ma Jianyue: "Pfft..."

Zhou Le is still as cunning as ever!

At fourteen o'clock, he jumped up: "Watt? Eye shadow already? Why don't you leave your makeup at home?"

Guna stood aside and pinched her thighs, not wanting to laugh too wildly for fear of being seen by Sister Shuang.

Zhou Le shrugged: "I am an impatient person, so she... always has a way to make me break my defense, which other women can't do."

Fan Shuangshuang has this hobby and likes to challenge Zhou Le's character. The worst it can do is get slapped twice. It's not like she doesn't like it.

Zhou Le added: "People are like this, they can accept whatever they like."

Gunaliza stopped laughing. She nodded seriously. Yes, Zhou Le is right. People are very tolerant of what they like, just like I am to Zhou Le. It doesn’t matter who he is good with, as long as he can Just take me with you.

Ask again at fourteen: "Excuse me, a netizen asked, what is the most provocative love story you have ever heard? You must answer truthfully, netizen's note."

Ma Jianyue vaguely rolled his eyes. This man is really irresponsible and asks useless questions.

Gunaliza looked at Zhou Le with a smile, acting very curious. She was not curious about what the words were. What she was curious about was whether Fan Shuangshuang said this or Direliba said it. As stupid as Gunaliza I also know that senior sister is different in Zhou Le's eyes, and even has a status that is not inferior to that of Sister Shuang.

She just didn't know that Zhou Le doted on her enough, otherwise, she would have been kicked off if she was so stupid.

Faced with such a sharp question, Zhou Le still chose to answer truthfully, showing off his temper. He gracefully tugged on his collar and said:

"That... was a WeChat message I heard on the way home from my work colleagues after eating and drinking late at night."

Gunaliza: "Ah? Sister Shuang? What is it?"

Fourteen o'clock glanced at her, it was Fan Shuangshuang, isn't it normal?Do I want your love words?You didn't even catch me.

Ma Jian Yue's pure curiosity must be particularly beautiful if his love words can make a face like Zhou Le's face flow with emotion, right?
Zhou Le elegantly said: "Rice in the pot, I'm on the bed."

Three people: "Huh?"

Translated by Zhou Le: "The rice is in the pot and I am in bed."

"puff……"

"I rely on!"

"Niu Niu Niu! Sister Shuang is really amazing. I've learned a lot."

(End of this chapter)