Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh
Chapter 237 Quan Te Meow Is an Old Lu Passerby
Chapter 237 Quan Te Meow is an Old Sixth Passerby
The entire live broadcast room was full of "???".
Then it turned into a full screen of "hahaha".
Barrage:
"I'm dying of laughter, idiot! I'm dying of laughter! No...how can Chu Yunxuan's live broadcast be unexpected every time? Damn!"
"Hahaha, do you have the 100 yuan from Shentemiao? Chu Yunxuan, you are exposed, hahaha."
"I laughed to death. At first I really thought that what the guy said was not serious. After all, he said that he was beautiful. It turned out that what he really said was just a car model."
"But brothers, this big brother is talking about car models, and the other one is too expensive to buy. I suspect he is not talking about car models."
"These three people are not on the same channel at all, I laughed so hard!"
"Chu Yunxuan! Old driver! Thinking wrong, hahaha."
"..."
The entire audience in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.
Is this special meow okay?
The main reason is that Chu Yunxuan said, "Is there any money for 100 yuan?", and directly entertained the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Thank you."
Then Chu Yunxuan shook hands with them in embarrassment.
Then the two elder brothers rode away on their bicycles.
"Cough-cough-"
Chu Yunxuan coughed dryly, and said to the camera: "That...is a car model, otherwise what could it be? I thought the minimum price of a car model was thousands of yuan, so I was surprised when he said more than 100 yuan. There are more than 100, ah ha ha ha."
Barrage:
"Pfft! God Xuan, stop explaining. The more you explain, the more you are covering it up."
"Hey, I understand, we all understand."
"Invincible! Chu Yunxuan's live broadcast is really invincible! I laughed to death."
"..."
The popularity of the entire live broadcast room has also risen to an exaggerated level.
Chu Yunxuan stroked his forehead helplessly.
"I really can't meet a passerby who answers normally."
He muttered in his heart.
And why do I always encounter these things?
Why can't others meet it?
Then Chu Yunxuan casually walked forward with the camera brother.
Chu Yunxuan saw a small shop selling chicken chops, and walked over.
"Boss, take two chicken chops."
"Okay, wait a minute."
After waiting for a while, Chu Yunxuan suddenly thought, isn't the owner of this fried chicken cutlet also available for interviews?
Chu Yunxuan glanced at him.
Still quite young.
Looks like he's in his 20s.
Chu Yunxuan then stretched out the microphone and asked, "Boss, can I interview you with a question?"
"Ah? Are you an Internet celebrity interviewing on the street?"
"Cough, almost." Chu Yunxuan said.
"Okay."
Chu Yunxuan then asked: "Excuse me, boss, do you have a girlfriend?"
The boss shook his head; "Girlfriend? No."
"Then if you find a girlfriend, what's the first thing you want to do?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
"Uh--"
The boss thought for a moment.
"The first thing... let's hide it from my wife."
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Barrage:
"???"
"The first thing about Shente Meow is to hide it from my wife..."
"Isn't there a girlfriend? Oh yes, a wife is a wife, and a girlfriend is a girlfriend."
"Hahaha, I'm laughing like crazy, why is it that Chu Yunxuan only interviews some people who know nothing about it?"
"Because Chu Yunxuan himself is the sixth child, the sixth child will definitely meet the sixth child, hahaha! He is the attractor of the sixth child!"
"..."
Chu Yunxuan then gave him a thumbs up.
At this time, a boy just came to buy chicken chops.
"Huh? Was it interviewed here?"
He glanced at Chu Yunxuan's place.
"Ah, yes, yes, can I interview you with a question?" Chu Yunxuan asked along the way.
"Okay." The boy nodded.
"Are you still in school?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
"No, I'm a teacher."
"Hi teacher, what do you mainly teach in school?"
The boy said, "Teach others how to play football."
"So, your hobby is football, right?"
The boy shook his head: "The hobby is football baby."
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Chu Yunxuan then shouted inside: "Boss, is the chicken chop ready?"
"OK OK."
"Take away."
Chu Yunxuan then hurriedly left this place of right and wrong with the chicken chop.
Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
"No, no, I don't believe it! I really don't believe it! I don't believe I can't find a serious answer. I'm asking the question seriously, okay?"
Chu Yunxuan was really helpless.
Barrage:
"Hahaha, Xuanshen, just give up. From the previous show to this show, when it comes to anything related to you, how often do you not care about it?"
"That's right, just give up."
"It's the first time I've seen someone interviewed on the street with gusto."
"..."
"I just want to find someone who can seriously answer my question! I don't believe it!"
Chu Yunxuan glanced around.
In front is a park.
Then he saw a middle-aged uncle who was about 40 years old.
Correct!
"Ask an uncle to ask a question. There shouldn't be anything wrong, right?"
Chu Yunxuan didn't believe this evil, so he walked over.
He didn't intend to follow the script to ask this time.
He just asks.
"Uncle, can I interview you with a question?"
Chu Yunxuan pointed the microphone at him.
"Interview, okay, just ask." The uncle said.
"Uncle, how much dowry do you think is appropriate for a boy to get married?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
He thought it was appropriate for this uncle to ask this question at his age.
When the uncle heard Chu Yunxuan's question, he thought about it very seriously.
"How much dowry..."
He repeated, and then said: "I think it's worth 100 million."
"So much?" Chu Yunxuan opened his mouth.
"Not too much, not too much, a bride price of 100 million, a car of 50, and the house doesn't need to be too big. Three bedrooms and one living room. This is the minimum guarantee, isn't it?" said the uncle.
Barrage:
"Uncle, uncle! I can, I can! You can introduce your son to me!"
"I want me too! Uncle Shenhao! Uncle Niubi!"
"Wow!! Uncle Uncle! Let's get to know each other."
"..."
"Forehead……"
Chu Yunxuan paused, and then asked: "Then uncle, do you plan to give such a lot of bride price when your son gets married?"
"Huh? Son? I don't have a son, I have two daughters."
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Barrage:
"???"
"I'm laughing to death, damn it! I'm laughing to death!"
"100 million, 50 cars, three bedrooms and one living room as bride price, I thought this uncle was some kind of local tyrant, his son got married, he was willing to give such a lot of bride price, you don't have a son, you have two daughters, right? You asked other people to marry your daughter to give these gifts, right? Hahaha."
"Xuan Shen, you give up! The people you interview can only be these ultimate sixth sons, hahaha! Didn't expect you to interview an uncle or a sixth son? Hahaha!"
"Invincible, really invincible! I laughed so hard!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
The entire live broadcast room was full of "???".
Then it turned into a full screen of "hahaha".
Barrage:
"I'm dying of laughter, idiot! I'm dying of laughter! No...how can Chu Yunxuan's live broadcast be unexpected every time? Damn!"
"Hahaha, do you have the 100 yuan from Shentemiao? Chu Yunxuan, you are exposed, hahaha."
"I laughed to death. At first I really thought that what the guy said was not serious. After all, he said that he was beautiful. It turned out that what he really said was just a car model."
"But brothers, this big brother is talking about car models, and the other one is too expensive to buy. I suspect he is not talking about car models."
"These three people are not on the same channel at all, I laughed so hard!"
"Chu Yunxuan! Old driver! Thinking wrong, hahaha."
"..."
The entire audience in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.
Is this special meow okay?
The main reason is that Chu Yunxuan said, "Is there any money for 100 yuan?", and directly entertained the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Thank you."
Then Chu Yunxuan shook hands with them in embarrassment.
Then the two elder brothers rode away on their bicycles.
"Cough-cough-"
Chu Yunxuan coughed dryly, and said to the camera: "That...is a car model, otherwise what could it be? I thought the minimum price of a car model was thousands of yuan, so I was surprised when he said more than 100 yuan. There are more than 100, ah ha ha ha."
Barrage:
"Pfft! God Xuan, stop explaining. The more you explain, the more you are covering it up."
"Hey, I understand, we all understand."
"Invincible! Chu Yunxuan's live broadcast is really invincible! I laughed to death."
"..."
The popularity of the entire live broadcast room has also risen to an exaggerated level.
Chu Yunxuan stroked his forehead helplessly.
"I really can't meet a passerby who answers normally."
He muttered in his heart.
And why do I always encounter these things?
Why can't others meet it?
Then Chu Yunxuan casually walked forward with the camera brother.
Chu Yunxuan saw a small shop selling chicken chops, and walked over.
"Boss, take two chicken chops."
"Okay, wait a minute."
After waiting for a while, Chu Yunxuan suddenly thought, isn't the owner of this fried chicken cutlet also available for interviews?
Chu Yunxuan glanced at him.
Still quite young.
Looks like he's in his 20s.
Chu Yunxuan then stretched out the microphone and asked, "Boss, can I interview you with a question?"
"Ah? Are you an Internet celebrity interviewing on the street?"
"Cough, almost." Chu Yunxuan said.
"Okay."
Chu Yunxuan then asked: "Excuse me, boss, do you have a girlfriend?"
The boss shook his head; "Girlfriend? No."
"Then if you find a girlfriend, what's the first thing you want to do?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
"Uh--"
The boss thought for a moment.
"The first thing... let's hide it from my wife."
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Barrage:
"???"
"The first thing about Shente Meow is to hide it from my wife..."
"Isn't there a girlfriend? Oh yes, a wife is a wife, and a girlfriend is a girlfriend."
"Hahaha, I'm laughing like crazy, why is it that Chu Yunxuan only interviews some people who know nothing about it?"
"Because Chu Yunxuan himself is the sixth child, the sixth child will definitely meet the sixth child, hahaha! He is the attractor of the sixth child!"
"..."
Chu Yunxuan then gave him a thumbs up.
At this time, a boy just came to buy chicken chops.
"Huh? Was it interviewed here?"
He glanced at Chu Yunxuan's place.
"Ah, yes, yes, can I interview you with a question?" Chu Yunxuan asked along the way.
"Okay." The boy nodded.
"Are you still in school?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
"No, I'm a teacher."
"Hi teacher, what do you mainly teach in school?"
The boy said, "Teach others how to play football."
"So, your hobby is football, right?"
The boy shook his head: "The hobby is football baby."
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Chu Yunxuan then shouted inside: "Boss, is the chicken chop ready?"
"OK OK."
"Take away."
Chu Yunxuan then hurriedly left this place of right and wrong with the chicken chop.
Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
"No, no, I don't believe it! I really don't believe it! I don't believe I can't find a serious answer. I'm asking the question seriously, okay?"
Chu Yunxuan was really helpless.
Barrage:
"Hahaha, Xuanshen, just give up. From the previous show to this show, when it comes to anything related to you, how often do you not care about it?"
"That's right, just give up."
"It's the first time I've seen someone interviewed on the street with gusto."
"..."
"I just want to find someone who can seriously answer my question! I don't believe it!"
Chu Yunxuan glanced around.
In front is a park.
Then he saw a middle-aged uncle who was about 40 years old.
Correct!
"Ask an uncle to ask a question. There shouldn't be anything wrong, right?"
Chu Yunxuan didn't believe this evil, so he walked over.
He didn't intend to follow the script to ask this time.
He just asks.
"Uncle, can I interview you with a question?"
Chu Yunxuan pointed the microphone at him.
"Interview, okay, just ask." The uncle said.
"Uncle, how much dowry do you think is appropriate for a boy to get married?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
He thought it was appropriate for this uncle to ask this question at his age.
When the uncle heard Chu Yunxuan's question, he thought about it very seriously.
"How much dowry..."
He repeated, and then said: "I think it's worth 100 million."
"So much?" Chu Yunxuan opened his mouth.
"Not too much, not too much, a bride price of 100 million, a car of 50, and the house doesn't need to be too big. Three bedrooms and one living room. This is the minimum guarantee, isn't it?" said the uncle.
Barrage:
"Uncle, uncle! I can, I can! You can introduce your son to me!"
"I want me too! Uncle Shenhao! Uncle Niubi!"
"Wow!! Uncle Uncle! Let's get to know each other."
"..."
"Forehead……"
Chu Yunxuan paused, and then asked: "Then uncle, do you plan to give such a lot of bride price when your son gets married?"
"Huh? Son? I don't have a son, I have two daughters."
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Barrage:
"???"
"I'm laughing to death, damn it! I'm laughing to death!"
"100 million, 50 cars, three bedrooms and one living room as bride price, I thought this uncle was some kind of local tyrant, his son got married, he was willing to give such a lot of bride price, you don't have a son, you have two daughters, right? You asked other people to marry your daughter to give these gifts, right? Hahaha."
"Xuan Shen, you give up! The people you interview can only be these ultimate sixth sons, hahaha! Didn't expect you to interview an uncle or a sixth son? Hahaha!"
"Invincible, really invincible! I laughed so hard!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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