Entertainment: Let you go on stage and sell miserably, but didn't make you laugh

Chapter 238 This is the pattern
Chu Yunxuan really sighed.

Yes!
The show works really well.

He didn't expect it to be so good.

but……

All he wants now is a simple interview.

I ask you a question, you just answer me normally!
Chu Yunxuan just wanted such an ordinary interview!
Why is it so difficult to have a simple interview now!

Ahhh! !

"Thank you uncle!"

After Chu Yunxuan finished speaking, he walked away with a dark face.

"I don't believe it today, how difficult can it be for me to have a simple interview?"

Chu Yunxuan walked forward.

A buddy wearing a jersey and holding a basketball just passed by.

"Handsome guy, can I interview you with a question?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

"Okay." The boy also nodded straightforwardly.

"What is your dream?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

It's impossible to go wrong with this question, right?

Be a basketball star, a professional player, a singer, an actor, a teacher, a scientist, whatever!

Any answer is fine!

If this question went astray, he would simply choose to give up today!

The boy thought for a while and said, "My dream..."

"Yes! For example, if you like playing basketball, you can be a basketball player and play on the field." Chu Yunxuan's words began to guide him.

The boy shook his head: "Actually, my dream is to become a girl."

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

He was bewildered.

"Become a girl? Brother, is it bad to be a basketball star, an actor, a singer, or an athlete? Why is your dream to become a girl?"

"Because I want to become a girl and benefit my brothers!"

After he finished speaking, he made a comparison to the camera.

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

Crowd: ? ? ?
Barrage:

"Mist Grass Misty Grass! This buddy is awesome!"

"Pattern! What is a pattern? This is called a pattern!"

"66666!"

"How can I be your brother? Do I need to apply? I can give it a try."

"Hahaha, Xuanshen, you give up! The passers-by you meet are destined to be the sixth child, I laughed to death."

"Xuan Shen, do you know why? Because you are the sixth son, and the sixth attracts the sixth, so you always meet the sixth passers-by, hahaha."

"..."

"strong!"

Chu Yunxuan gave him a thumbs up, then pulled the mask up, and walked away with the camera brother.

gurgling gurgling——

Chu Yunxuan bought a bottle of Coke, and stood on the side of the road with the camera brother and drank more than half of it.

"call--"

Then Chu Yunxuan wiped the corner of his mouth.

"The last one, and interview the last passer-by. If I'm still a passer-by, I'll choose to change my job!"

Chu Yunxuan said.

Barrage:

"Xuan Shen, give up, since your first reality show, you have met some toxic people, hahaha."

"Really, others can't meet them no matter what, but what about Xuanshen? Every time we meet, there will be a large group."

"I seriously doubt that the people Xuanshen interviewed today are all watching the show, deliberately making the show more effective, absolutely!"

"Killing me!"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan glanced at it.

Then he saw a gray-haired old man in the park ahead.

"It's impossible for this old man to be the same as those people before, right? I have to interview a person who I ask questions normally and he answers questions normally! I don't believe it. If you can't interview this, what will you do in the future?" look at me."

"Also, I'm really not the sixth one! Even if I don't follow the idol route, I can still be considered a talented singer, right? Don't call me the sixth one anymore."

Chu Yunxuan then walked over.

To be honest, this grandpa looks really old.

Hair and beard are all white.

It is estimated that it is 80 years old.

But the body seems to be quite tough.

"grandfather."

Chu Yunxuan walked over and yelled softly.

"Boy, what's the matter?"

The white-haired grandfather asked.

"Grandpa, can I interview you?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

Barrage:

"???"

"I'll go! Chu Yunxuan, you really have me, you're a rascal!"

"Wow! You don't talk about martial arts, you interview all grandpas of this age! It doesn't count!"

"That's right, it doesn't count. If you have the ability, you can interview young people. If you interview a grandfather of this age, he must answer normally. If you interview young people, his answer is normal!"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"..."

"Oh, interview, okay, then you can ask." The old man straightened his clothes and said while looking at the camera.

"Grandpa, how old are you?"

"I'm 85." The old man replied with a hearty smile.

"It's 85, but I think you're in good health, grandpa, do you have any secrets?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

My own question, plus the fact that the other party is an elderly grandfather, should be a very normal and serious answer.

If this is not the case, Chu Yunxuan really won't believe it!

He doesn't believe in this evil!
The old man smiled and said, "You are really asking the right person."

Then the grandfather said: "If you want to be healthy and live a long life, smoke, drink and eat fat, go to bed late and get up early without exercising, and make more friends with the opposite sex."

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

Crowd: ? ? ?
Barrage:

"????"

"666666!"

"Pfft——I laughed so hard! I'm stupid!"

"Your uncle is still your uncle after all, I rely on you! Uncle, beep!"

"??? 66666!"

"Xuan Shen, you really give up! I laughed to death, I'm so meow."

"..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

Everyone in Chu Yunxuan is stupid, okay?

The corners of his mouth twitched.

"Um...uncle, do you smoke and drink again?"

"Yeah, one pack a day, one bottle of wine a day."

"Then...does the doctor care about yours?"

"My doctor is gone."

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

"Master, I admire you! Then you are busy, I will go first."

After Chu Yunxuan finished speaking, he also hurriedly left.

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.

"God Xuan, give up, you are the invincible variety show king!!"

"Yeah, look at you, you can interview an uncle who is so awesome, what else can you do?"

"Keep going! I'm so meow watching you interview passers-by, I can watch it all day! I laughed so hard!"

"..."

In the program group, Chu Yunxuan, all the audience couldn't think of it.

Interviewing a passerby can be done like this!
Simply invincible!

And what about Chu Yunxuan?
He returned to the program group.

Other people's pictures are being played in the live broadcast room.

"Yun Xuan, why are you back?"

The director also came out.

"Director, I really can't go on interviewing passers-by, they are all six-year-olds! I'm afraid that I will continue to interview, and the live broadcast room will be closed for me." Chu Yunxuan said helplessly.

"This... also, cough cough."

"The main reason is that if the interview continues, I will not be able to take off the label of the old sixth attraction. Even if I don't follow the idol route, I am still a sunny and cheerful talented singer, right? We can't label the audience as old The label of the six attractors." Chu Yunxuan said.

Beside, the dozens of staff members were holding back their laughter.

"Teacher Yunxuan, really, you are like no one before or after. In any reality show, you can always meet a group of gods and passers-by. If you interview me today, you will meet some awesome people! I laughed so hard."

The beautiful makeup artist said with a suppressed smile.

Chu Yunxuan shrugged helplessly.

The director said: "Well then, I think what Teacher Yunxuan said is quite reasonable, why don't you start another job? There is still more time, and it's not lunch time yet."

"All right, all right, that's what I mean." Chu Yunxuan grinned.

(End of this chapter)