Basketball: The Chosen Victim

Chapter 3
"Congratulations, buddy!"

Evan Turner called to congratulate.

"Brother, are you here to show me off on purpose!"

Wu Di joked that Evan Turner had a higher pick than him. He was the second pick today and went to the Washington Wizards.

Evan Turner: "Hahaha! Yes!"

Wu Di: "Hey! Don't be a son of man! Speaking of which, did you see the embarrassing expression of the big cousin today? Their Kentucky Five Tigers are lower than us except for the small wall!"

Evan Turner: "Of course I saw it! Hehe, I have to say, Pat Riley is such a wonderful person!"

Wu Di: "Well, he already reminded me to perform well, it's really strict..."

Evan Turner: "WOW, that's great, man! When he says that, it means he expects a lot from you and wants to train you!"

Wu Di: "They chose me with the third overall pick, why don't you want to train me?"

Evan Turner: "No, no, haven't you heard that sentence? Business in the league is business. I'm worried that Tommy Sheppard will trade me away. Only by playing in the summer league, We are safe."

Wu Di: "I understand your point."

Evan Turner: "Well, man, let's not talk about these annoying things. Anyway, today is a day to celebrate. I'm at the Mesore Bar in the downtown area. Come and have a drink? There are stepmother dresses everywhere. Beautiful girl!"

Wu Di: "Seriously, bro?"

Evan Turner: "Ci'ao, wait! How did I forget your face! Don't, don't come, I still remember the last time the whole team failed because of you!"

Wu Di: "No, it's obviously a bumper harvest for the whole team! You know, we got a total of ten girls!"

Evan Turner: "My God, that's you who got [-] girls all by yourself!"

Wu Di: "Blame the scoring champion again!"

Evan Turner: "WOW, here comes a Beyoncé-like goddess, I gotta hang up I gotta hang up, Dee, listen to me, if you want to go to the blue Terry's bar where the five worms party in Kentucky, oh yeah Yes, if you really want to go, remember to tell me, I have to arrange an ambulance for you! Also, remember to verify the professional account of Twitter, there will be advertisers to discuss business cooperation!"

beep...

Wu Di spread his hands, there is no way, Wudi is so lonely.

But just now Turner hit a point, Twitter's verified account!

He only has $1680 in cash left on him now, and it's only June 6th, and the player's salary is still unknown when it will be paid. After the identity verification, earning a little money can solve the urgent need.

Wu Di turned on the computer and submitted the information required for Twitter's professional certification. It took less than a minute to complete the review.

And the background also sent a Twitter official congratulatory message!
There is one thing to say, once money is involved, the efficiency of these gangsters is really not covered.

Wu Di found the NBA's official draft tweet, retweeted the news that he was selected with the third overall pick, and wrote: "Thanks to my Bole, Mr. Pat Riley!"

Probably due to the blessing of draft night traffic, his tweets quickly gained a lot of exposure.

No matter in China or in the United States, troll troops are always the fastest to arrive:
"The NCAA didn't make it to the semi-finals. The guy who can't dribble with bananas actually won the No. [-] show. The NBA is getting worse and worse!"

"Don't say that, man, Kentucky didn't make it to the Final Four. If I ask you, there's only one reason, and that's because Pat Riley ate the shit of the Huaxia guy!"

"Pat Riley, the biggest culprit of the Heat last season and this season!"

"The Heat are limited to trading Wu Di within one month, and if I don't trade again, I will go to the Bulls!"

……

Made, can you bear this?

However, just as Wu Di wanted to retweet, he found that these trolls... disappeared? ?
Instead, there are a lot of retweets from female netizens:

"Look, the mysterious handsome Huaxia guy!"

"My God, this fascinating oriental temperament is absolutely amazing!"

"Thank God, I found it while watching TV tonight, and after searching for a long time, I finally found his Twitter!"

"Jimei guys, I'm going to follow the NBA from today on!"

"I miss his pectoralis major [saliva] [saliva] [saliva]..."

……

Wu Di tried his best to pull down, but those female fans' comments were like a raging tide, and the trolls had long been washed away without a trace...

"Oh my god, it's so boring, I didn't even have time to spray it back!"

But it's not without benefits. In just a short while, the number of fans has increased by hundreds of hundreds, and there are five or six applications for promotion and cooperation from the official side.

Wu Di saw that basically all of them were skin care products, cosmetics, dating sites and the like.

This is not good, it does not match his position...

He is a professional basketball player, so why can't he offer a supplement, or a shaker cup?
But taking advantage of this wave of traffic, Wu Di edited another Jiugongge tweet.

It is mainly some photos of his training and life when he was a student at Ohio State University (OSU), with the text:
"OSU, the place where dreams begin!"

This time the response was even greater, and the number of fans jumped to several thousand!

The Twitter official once again sent congratulations: Congratulations, your two tweets have become the current hot search!
That’s not all, the editor of the NBA’s official Twitter account is also a girl who happens to be an alumnus of OSU. After seeing Wu Di’s Jiugongge tweet, he directly forwarded it with one click and added the text:

"The most handsome, elegant and charming Tanhua show ever [Blowing Kiss][Blowing Kiss][Blowing Kiss], the victory belongs to OSU!"

Now it's a hornet's nest!
And poke two at once!

The most handsome Tanhuaxiu? !
Victory belongs to OSU! ?
This tweet caused a huge wave in an instant!
The first is the carnival of OSU alumni. You must know that among all universities in the United States, the number of students enrolled in OSU is second only to Texas A&M University, and the volume is huge!
OSU alumni retweeted official NBA tweets, showing off celebrities from their school.

But this soon caused a more violent chain reaction. Countless netizens turned into OSU's lemon essence and began to compare the appearance of the NBA's previous talent shows.

Then, unsurprisingly, I dug something that shouldn't be dug...

Jordan forwarded it directly, and then built three consecutive matches:
"[Wag finger] [Wag finger] [Wag finger]"

"The most handsome, elegant and charming flower show can only be me, Chicago marinated egg king, five-time regular season MVP, six-time championship, six-time FMVP, ten-time scoring champion, basketball god, Michael Jordan [all] stand up]"

"Also, as you all know, North Carolina yyds!"

The old hooligan went off in person, and the effect was no less than dropping an atomic bomb. This topic was completely exploded!

Numerous tags related to Wu Di are on the hot search:

"NBA's 2010 No. [-] Show Provoked Controversy!"

"Who is Wu Di? Is he related to the latest Area 51 UFO incident?"

"Why is Michael Jordan so excited? Is Wu Di his Chinese illegitimate son?"

"xdm, I realized, it turns out that Wu Di is a conspiracy of FBL!"

……

Wu Di is numb, completely numb!
In just one hour, the number of his Twitter fans has exceeded 30, and the trend is not decreasing, directly attacking 50...

You know, the old gangster has been operating on Twitter for so long, and the number of fans is only 500 million.

Huh?The number of fans of the old rascal is also skyrocketing!
Ma De, I don't even want to face the traffic!
In short, the promotion and cooperation invitation related to sports supplements has finally come to Wu Di, and it is also the leading sports supplement brand in the United States.

But Wu Di looked at the price, what, only $300?

Goodbye!
Directly agree to the promotion and cooperation invitation of the women's skin care product brand Hailanzhimi, one for 3000 US dollars, with the text:

"If you have money, you are not afraid of having nowhere to spend it. Take the sea blue rice home!"

After a while, the operation manager of Seablue Rice said that the effect is very good, can we do it again.

Wu Di got angry and replied:

"I'm a boy, why do you have the nerve to ask me to advertise women's skin care products twice?"

Hailanzhimi's operation: "You are so handsome, men and women take it all, do you still care about these?"

Wu Di: "Misunderstood, my fans are actually mostly muscular guys who watch the NBA."

Hailanzhimi's operation: "Then tell me what to do."

Wu Di: "I have to pay more."

Hailanzhimi's operation: "Okay, this is $6000!"

Wu Di forwarded the promotion again, and wrote:

"Every girl deserves it, hurry @yourboyfriend to buy it for you!"

In an instant, a large wave of female fans @打发!

Wu Di glanced over the big grievances who were @, and found that one of them was the netizen who had just started trolling him.

"Come here, give us a good burial!"

With tears in his eyes, he withdrew the 9000 dollars in his Twitter account, making money, business, not shabby.

Suddenly, he saw that in the comments, two parts of a netizen's avatar were particularly prominent and eye-catching!

Cough, don't think about it crookedly, although the two symmetrical positions are more prominent, but they are just two cheeks.

Take a closer look, OMG, isn't it Dwyane Wade!
Wade: "Wu Di, the boss of the team asked you to look at your phone!"

Wu Di unlocked the iPhone 4 that just came out this year, and there was indeed a congratulatory text message signed by the Flash itself!
Dig!

flash!electricity!Hero!Book!Respect!
The text message also included an address of the Miami Seaside Stadium, asking him to play tomorrow...

Wu Di was so excited!

Is this what it feels like to be successful?
He suddenly understood those fanatical fans.

He typed on the keyboard with trembling hands:
"Great, what time will I see you tomorrow?"

Wade: "ASAP (the sooner the better)!"

(End of this chapter)