Invincible, I pass through the heavens

Chapter 42: Chapter 42: "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" (water injection)

For example, during the investigation of the shadow clones, a scientist named Huo Yin was discovered. His personality is basically the same as Hawking, but compared to his scientific achievements, he is one Edison away from Hawking.

The king points were copied from the three top scientists who were expected by everyone to the skills "Mastery of Biology", "Mastery of Physics", and "Mastery of Mathematics".

Secretly put the U disk containing the top scientific research materials of various countries, carefully put it on the table, and then picked up a piece of writing and wrote a sentence: "Flower planter who travels through Wang Dian, a congratulatory gift for the great mother"

After finishing it, Wang Dian was relieved, and began to enjoy life again, because Wang Dian discovered that there are many animations in this world that he has never seen.

Do you have to chase them all?
Live in the most expensive hotel!

Eat the best food!

Most watched comics!

Play the hottest game ever!

Life is nothing more than that!

After a year of rotting, Wang Dian felt bored, because he was really good at chasing fans and playing games. Technology has limited people's creativity in this era.

Anime updates can’t keep up with Wangdian’s speed of watching, and the speed of game releases can’t match Wangdian’s speed of customs clearance. It can take a year before I feel bored, because there are some stocks in this world.

Wang Dian: "Let's go!"

"Goodbye!"

[Random time travel] Ability activation, in the world of "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes", there is a small thousand world under the great thousand world, one of the mythical small thousand worlds, Nuwa's small thousand world, and nine and three quarters of the small world, the river god's territory.

Wang Dian suddenly appeared beside a bridge. After receiving the information about crossing the world, Wang Dian was completely dumbfounded. What kind of world did he cross this time?
"One hundred thousand bad jokes"?
"One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes" is a wonderful drama in 2012. The film mainly tells the wonderful world composed of a series of complaints, brain holes and memes. There are already complete story lines of the gourd baby chapter, the end of the world chapter, where? Zha Chapter, Kingdom of Light Chapter and so on.

Wang Dian complained directly: "Can this outrageous world be traversed?"

The outrageousness of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" is like outrageous fucking, open the door for outrageous, outrageous is at home, there is no most outrageous, only more outrageous.

And where is the protagonist of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"?
For a while it was a mythical gourd baby, for a while it was a mythical Nezha, for a while it was a modern Huang Feihong, and occasionally he could go to other anime to spoof, such a ghost animation, there really exists a world! ?
Just when Wang Dian wanted to complain, a man dressed as a farmer suddenly appeared, obviously wearing an ancient costume, but with that chainsaw in his hand.

What's even more amazing is that this kind of contradictory combination would be very strange in any world, but in the strange world of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", Wang Dian is miraculously not completely strange.

It's really weird!
The farmer walked to the middle of the stone bridge, slipped and wrestled on a flat bottom, and then threw the chainsaw in his hand in a graceful C-shaped arc, and fell accurately into the lake.

Wang Dian's eyes widened, and he turned into an old man on the subway in an instant. Your fall is too fake. Let me give you some meaning, I really can't give it more.

Farmer: "Oh."

"My chainsaw!"

After he finished shouting, a burst of golden light emerged from the lake, and a young man in fluttering white clothes floated out of the golden light. This young man had a pair of wise eyes, well, they were dead fish eyes.

River God: "Young farmer."

"You dropped this golden axe."

"It's still the silver axe."

"Or this iron axe."

The farmer was taken aback: "None."

"I dropped a chainsaw."

The God of the River ignored the farmer's words, and continued to speak mechanically as if he was brain-dead and intelligent: "Honest farmer."

"In return for your honesty."

"This golden ax and the silver ax are both given to you."

The farmer became anxious in an instant: "Hey, hey!"

"Are you listening to me?"

"I dropped a chainsaw!"

"Chainsaw!"

The God of the River was still talking to himself: "Then goodbye, young farmer."

The farmer came to the guardrail of the stone bridge and yelled at the river: "I told you what I dropped was a chainsaw!"

"Who else knows how to use an ax these days!"

"I'm not from the Ax Gang!"

"Hey!"

"Did you hear that?"

"Don't pretend you didn't hear it, hey!"

"I know you're home!"

The corner of Wang Dian's mouth twitched. Although he didn't see this scene in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", it was obvious that this was the daily life of the River God.

But after all, you have already got the gold and silver axes, so what kind of chainsaw are you still obsessed with? Can’t you sell it and buy it again? Why do you have to bother with the chainsaw!

Although "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" is a funny anime, but often such a world is more terrifying, because the power of funny characters comes from the setting.

And you can't estimate the upper limit of the strength of a funny set character at all!

Just like River God, everyone thought he was just a regional god, but in the movie, he told you clearly that he is a concept god of TM!

Does the concept God know what it means?

That is, wherever it can be called a river, the river can control and exert its mighty power, so it is a river in the long run of time, and a river in the long run of fate. (So and so)
You can't even imagine the upper limit of the power of the river god!

The same is true for the protagonist Alale in "Alale", who can smash the earth with a robot and a knife in his hand, and then close the broken earth with his bare hands.

It's outrageous!
However, after you read too much, you still feel very logical (heli, beaver, nuclei.)! ?

Wang Dian secretly launched [Skill Duplication] at the river god who was about to dive into the river. Just when Wang Dian thought he wanted a wave of fat, he saw some outrageous skills.

"Beauty Mastery", "Amulet Mastery", "Fishing Mastery", "Three Kingdoms Killer Mastery", "Crosstalk Errenzhuan". (So and so).

Wang Dian is speechless, really speechless, I'm sorry, what the hell are these skills of yours, your ability is gone, your strength is gone, don't you fucking practice?
Wang Dian is really a little powerless to complain. Why do these ghost skills appear on the river god? There shouldn't be skills like making a wish, or a certain cultivation skill of immortality.

Who wants to copy these ghost skills!

Wang Dian shook his head, thinking of a painful possibility, that is the power of the river god, the talent or supernatural power of the river god, which is not allowed to be cultivated at all, it is his innate power.

And this kind of power cannot be copied, because it cannot be obtained through learning at all, it is a power bestowed by the world.

Wang Dian took out [Sifa Qingyun], came to the side of the stone bridge, imitated what the farmer did just now, wrestling on a flat ground, flung the [Sifa Qingyun] out of his hands exaggeratedly.

After a C-shaped arc, [Sifa Qingyun] accurately fell into the river, Wang Dian smiled confidently, and I gave myself a full score, just as Wang Dian gave himself a score.

Three people who did not know when they appeared sat on three tables, and the first person held up a sign that said 96 points.

The second person held up a sign saying 85 points, the third person held up a sign saying 62 points, and then a voice appeared in the sky: "The highest score is 96!"

"The minimum score is 62!"

"This player's final score is!"

"79!"

"Let's congratulate him!"

Then there were countless applause in the sky, and Wang Dian, who was stunned by the sound, stood up and looked around to find the source of the sound.

But they found nothing at all, and the three people who scored just now were carrying a table each, and started the runaway mode.

Wang Dian was speechless. In this ghost world, I should take a step first. It feels too fucking weird. After staying for a long time, I won't be infected and become a sand sculpture, right?

At this time, a golden light appeared on the surface of the river, and the river god emerged from the river again, still the same as before, with the same pair of dead fish eyes before.

It seems that as long as you throw something, you can summon the river god!

Then you must make good use of it!
He opened his left hand, a golden chainsaw wrapped in a water polo, opened his right hand, a silver chainsaw wrapped in a water polo, and an ordinary chainsaw wrapped in a water polo on his chest.

River God: "Passing knights."

"You dropped this golden chainsaw."

"It's still the silver chainsaw."

"Or this ordinary chainsaw."

Wang Dian was stunned. Didn't the farmer drop it before: "Not at all."

"What I dropped was the Four Laws Qingyun Sword."

The God of the River still replied mechanically: "You honest knight."

"In return for your honesty."

"This golden chainsaw and silver chainsaw are both given to you."

Wang Dian immediately became anxious: "Hey, hey!"

"Are you listening to me?"

"What I dropped was the Qingyun Sword of the Four Laws!"

"Ok?"

"Does this sound so familiar?"

The farmer came rushing from the stone bridge: "River God, does your home have a 2G network!"

"Or your internet fee is due!"

"Your delay is stuck in the sky!"

"This chainsaw is mine!"

After speaking, the farmer picked up the chainsaw on the ground, turned around and left without even looking at the gold and silver chainsaws on the ground. Is this farmer so simple?
No gold or silver?
And your appearance is obviously ancient!
Is it okay for you to hold a chainsaw?
kindness?
Violation?
It doesn't seem to be very inconsistent.
But it doesn't matter now!
The important thing is that I [Four Fa Qingyun] are gone!

Wang Dian picked up the golden chainsaw on the ground and threw it into the river. The river god who had just disappeared appeared again: "Passing knight."

"You dropped this golden four method Qingyun."

"It's still this silver four method Qingyun."

"Or this ordinary Four Laws Qingyun."

Wang Dian was taken aback again, wow, it was really stuck: "This is an ordinary Sifa Qingyun."

River God: "What an honest knight."

"Then as a reward for your honesty."

"I will give you the Golden Four Laws Qingyun and the Silver Four Laws Qingyun."

Obviously, this river god is a card bug, and if you lose something, you will be locked by the previous thing, but this has little effect on the appearance of swiping things.

After checking [Gold·Four Laws Qingyun] and [Silver·Sifa Qingyun], Wang Dian was stunned. These two [Four Methods Qingyun] are exactly the same as his own [Sifa Qingyun].

Except for the color one is golden and the other is silver, all other abilities, strength and even texture are all the same, and have not been strengthened in any way.

It seems that the power of this river god is not strong. There is no black technology prop in "Doraemon", [Woodman's Spring] cowhide. They not only give two, but also strengthen it by the way.

And you are just copying and dyeing it!
Wang Dian looked regretful: "It hasn't been strengthened."

"never mind."

"It's not a loss to pick up two for nothing."

"The big deal is to re-melt and refine again."

Wang Dian directly took out the [Purple Gold Gourd], which he used to hold the elixir, and there were a lot of elixirs he had refined in it, although most of them were useless elixirs.

But if two copies can be made, then there are some pills that cannot be re-refined, and some higher-quality pills may be obtained by then.

[Purple Gold Gourd] After being thrown into the river, within a short while, in the golden light, the River God reappeared, with a golden chainsaw in his left hand, a silver-gold chainsaw in his right hand, and a golden chainsaw in the middle of his chest.

The God of the River said mechanically: "Hero who is passing by."

"You dropped this golden chainsaw."

"It's still this silver and gold chainsaw."

"Or this handful of gold."

"mistake."

"mistake."

"Try to fix."

"Correction failed."

"Wake up the main body."

The River God, who looked a bit dull at first, suddenly became a little wiser, and it felt like Erha had evolved into a husky.

River God: "Young monk."

"You dropped this gold-purple-gold gourd."

"It's still the silver-purple-gold gourd."

"Or this ordinary purple gold gourd."

Wang Dian: "I dropped this ordinary purple gold gourd."

River God: "Honest monk."

"As a reward for your honesty."

"The gold-purple-gold gourd and the silver-purple-gold gourd are given to you."

Three [Purple Gold Gourds] flew in front of Wang Dian, and Wang Dian took off the [Three Thousand] with a smile. [Three Thousand] is Wang Dian's largest storage ring. I will stuff some if I find it useful.

Seeing the king point about to throw [three thousand], He Shen raised his hand and made a stop motion: "Hey hey hey."

"You don't know."

"A person can only summon the river god three times in a lifetime."

"You have been summoned three times."

"So if you throw it in again."

"I will not bless you."

Wang Dian was stunned by what Heshen said, why didn't I know there was such a setting, but didn't you just reward me twice?
Wang Dian: "I only summoned it twice!"

"You do the math yourself."

"Four dharmas at once."

"A purple gold gourd."

River God: "Then the golden chainsaw?"

Wang Dian: "Then you didn't give me the golden chainsaw?"

River God: "Then what you dropped is this golden chainsaw."

"It's still this silver and gold chainsaw."

"Or this golden chainsaw."

(End of this chapter)