Invincible, I pass through the heavens

Chapter 43: Chapter 43: "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" (water injection)

Wang Dian: "You see that you have a problem with this question."

"Three choices, one or two, the answer is the same."

"If I answer the golden chainsaw."

"Then how did you know I wanted the golden chainsaw?"

"If all I wanted was my own golden chainsaw."

"I deserve your blessing."

"But I don't want my golden chainsaw anymore."

"Then I should have no reward."

"So you have a problem with this question itself."

"How can it be a problem?"

He Shen was stunned, feeling that his CPU had burned out, and reacted for a long time: "It seems to make sense."

Wang Dian: "So this doesn't count."

The God of the River thought for a while, and if he continued to entangle with Wang Dian, he would not be able to fish. He said very decisively that it would be good to change another wish.

River God: "Okay."

"This really doesn't count."

"I'm going to put up a sign in the future."

"Silver and gold do not call me."

Wang Dian: "Look, I found the BUG for you."

"Is there any reward?"

River God: "Didn't I reward you for a chance to summon me again?"

Wang Dian: "But if it's not because of your own reasons."

"I should have had three chances."

"You just gave me back the chance."

"It's not a reward."

River God: "Is that so?"

Wang Dian: "That's it!"

River God: "But I don't have anything to reward you."

"I'm just an ordinary river god."

Wang Dian really wanted to complain about how ordinary you are?

But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that the River God has no treasures except for the ability of BUG, ​​and even if the River God gives him another chance to bless him, it is useless.

I already threw [three thousand] in and doubled it, I can’t throw it in again, double it again, how shameless it would be, forget it like this, people can only be happy if they are content.

Wang Dian: "Alright then."

"I don't want rewards or anything."

"Just give me another chance to summon again."

The River God suddenly raised his hand and made an OK gesture: "It's a wooden problem!"

Wang Dian watched the river god return to the river with a question mark on his face: "The river god can still speak Cantonese?"

"never mind."

"It does not matter."

Wang Dian threw [Three Thousand] into it, and the River God didn't even bother to get back into the river. His attitude of wanting to finish the job as soon as possible really made people speechless.

River God: "Young monk."

"What you dropped was this golden changeable robe."

"It's still this silver ever-changing robe."

"Or this ordinary ever-changing robe."

Wang Dian: "It's this ordinary gown of ever-changing changes."

River God: "Honest monk."

"As a reward for your honesty."

"The Gold and Silver Variety Robes are given to you."

After throwing the three [Three Thousands] to Wang Dian, Wang Dian was still looking at the three [Three Thousands], and the River God turned into a beam of light and escaped into the river.

After checking to make sure that he doubled his storage, Wang Dian couldn't be happier. This is really cool, like playing a game and copying and pasting the contents of the backpack. (PS MapleStory classic deception equipment copy and paste)
Wang Dianyi clenched his fist: "Excellent!"

Just when Wang Dian was about to stroll around the world to see what other magical treasures there were, the time and space in front of Wang Dian distorted, and a person walked out of the twisted vortex.

The moment he saw this person, Wang Dian chose [Random Crossover], and in the world of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", Wang Dian suddenly appeared in a broken area outside Yangzhou City.

In the world of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", Little King Kong laughed when he saw Wang Dian disappearing suddenly, and ran away in front of him. There are still people doing such meaningless things.

As soon as Little King Kong raised his hand, he immediately freeze-framed the events in the whole world, and then a reading bar similar to a video appeared in front of Little King Kong.

I saw that Little King Kong fluctuated and read the article, and the time in the whole world was reversed by one second, but soon Little King Kong was stunned. In the world a second ago, there was no king point?
But he clearly saw Wang Dian a second ago!
Little King Kong adjusted the time forward again for a few seconds, and there was no king point in every second, as if the king point didn't exist in the past at all, and soon Little King Kong reacted.

This person is just like him!
Own the uniqueness of time!
The uniqueness of time is a kind of conceptual power. Those who possess this power will not affect their present because the enemy denies their past.

To put it simply, an existence with such power has no past, no future, only the present, and it is useless to use other means except to kill him now.

Little King Kong: "Interesting!"

"I didn't feel great power from him."

"But he has the uniqueness of time."

"This power should not belong to him."

"It should be given to him by a higher-level existence."

"But forget it."

"What does that have to do with me?"

"Anyway, as long as it doesn't interfere with the stability of the world I live in."

"The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" is a 2005 martial arts drama. Martial arts, thus the story of fighting in the world.

Wang Dian patted his chest: "Fortunately, I react quickly!"

Why is Wang Dian so afraid of Little King Kong? That’s because in the world of “One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes”, Little King Kong’s setting is the anti-virus program for the whole world. If there is a problem in that world, Little King Kong will solve the problem or solve the world.

Therefore, seeing Little King Kong must be a bad thing, and Little King Kong came to him, most likely because he crossed the world illegally, or it was some other question, but no matter what the question, he couldn't answer it at all.

So running away is the most correct choice!

Because the setting of Little King Kong is very BUG!

Feeling the breath of life, Wang Dian turned around and saw two little ghosts, who were about eleven or twelve years old, looking at him in horror, covering each other's mouths, afraid that the other would yell.

The moment the two saw Wang Dian turning back to stare at them, both of them burst into tears of fright. Wang Dian touched his face speechlessly, why is he so scary?

Wang Dian yelled directly to the two little ghosts: "Little ghosts."

"Sign up!"

Under the guidance of the illusion, the two shouted boldly: "Kou Zhong!"

"Xu Ziling."

Wang Dian looked at the two of them: "It really is you."

Wang Dian has never read the novel version of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty". Wang Dian has only watched the TV series version of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty". In this version, Wang Dian really hates the two protagonists.

Of course, it’s not that I hate the actors, but I hate the setting of the two protagonists. I hate Xu Ziling because he licks dogs too much. He doesn’t know how to lick dogs.

One second you were still supporting your brother to fight the world, and the next second because of a woman backstabbing your brother, making him give up fighting the world for the sake of world peace, why don't you fucking persuade the opposite person to surrender.

It is Shi Feixuan's ultimate dog licking, what people say, they are what they are, it is really a dog, a dog that barks when people call it.

As for hating Kou Zhong, Wang Dian didn't hate him in the early stage, and with Kou Zhong conquering the world, almost unifying the Tang Dynasty, Wang Dian was a little excited.

But what Wang Dian couldn't understand was that Kou Zhong was about to conquer the world, but because of Xu Ziling's nonsense, he gave up conquering the world and gave up the whole world to Li Shimin.

This behavior is so irresponsible!
There are many people who follow Kou Zhong to fight the world, and those who died for Kou Zhong to fight the world, they all believe in Kou Zhong, but now Kou Zhong could win the world, but he gave up because of Xu Ziling's nonsense.

So what became of those who died fighting for Kou Zhong?
It became a joke!
Then there are those generals who followed Kou Zhong. They fought against Li Shimin's army for several years. During these few years, the two sides have long been stained with each other's blood.

Kou Zhong just surrendered and ran away, leaving a group of people waiting for Li Shimin's trial, and let Li Shimin decide their life and death. Do you think this is still an individual?
So let’s not talk about it, in the TV series version of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", these two protagonists are no longer like a dragon, they are simply two worms.

Kou Zhong woke up from the illusion: "You say he is a human or a ghost?"

Xu Ziling: "I don't know either."

"Whoosh appeared."

Kou Zhong: "Could it be martial arts?"

Xu Ziling: "It's not like that."

"He just swished out of nowhere."

Kou Zhong: "Then what should we do now?"

Wang Dian said directly to the two: "To be honest, I hate you all."

"But it's not you who I hate now."

"It's you in the future."

"So I can't blame you for them."

"Otherwise I'd be a little too self-righteous."

"never mind."

"gone."

After Wang Dian finished speaking, he turned around and disappeared with a series of afterimages. Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling looked at each other with question marks all over their faces.

Who is this person?
What did he mean by what he just said?
What hates not us now?
Is it us who hate the future?

What does this mean?

After spending a little gold coins, Wang Dian changed into a handsome ancient costume. After entering Yangzhou City, Wang Dian inquired a bit, found Shilong's ashram, and then opened the perspective of God.

Soon Wang Dian found the "Secret of Longevity", teleported to the place where it was placed, moved his right hand forward, and directly merged into the wall.

Then through the wall, put the "Longevity Jue" into [Three Thousands], and then Wang Dian came as quietly as he came, and left directly without making a sound.

The reason why Wang Dian wrote "Longevity Jue" is because according to the description in the original book, this thing is invulnerable to water and fire, and since it is neither gold nor jade, it must be a rare refining material.

After all, there is an old saying in crafting, the weirder the thing, the higher the value, the harder the thing is, the more strange the thing is, the more necessary it is for armor and weapons. (So and so)
As for "The Secret of Longevity" saying that it is a secret book of martial arts, you might as well say that it is a practice technique, because it really has nothing to do with martial arts.

It mainly talks about how to make people absorb the energy of the heaven and the earth by themselves. If ordinary people want to absorb the energy of the heaven and the earth, they need to cultivate to the innate state.

And this "Secret of Longevity" directly tells you how people in the innate realm absorb natural energy, and this direct absorption method.

Clearly there are huge risks!

Even the two protagonists can only be regarded as a "coincidence" to succeed in cultivation!
Let alone whether ordinary people can practice, there are too many restrictions. The first requirement is that there is no internal force in the body, otherwise cultivation will definitely lead to a conflict of internal forces.

The second requirement is peace of mind, but for those who know that this is the "Secret of Longevity", who can really practice with peace of mind?

Thirdly, you need to choose the map that you respond to. There are seven maps in "The Secret of Longevity", which correspond to the seven types of people in the world.

The period of time after the fourth cultivation is successful is the most difficult time, because this time is the process of the continuous fusion of the energy of the heaven and the earth with oneself, and the cultivation can only be considered successful if you resist it, and the meridians will be useless if you don't resist it.

It can be said that the difficulty of practicing "Longevity Secret" is outrageous!
"Longevity Jue" has little effect on the king point, the biggest effect may be the seven pictures, which summarize the meridian structure in the mid-term type of human body.

This thing is much more difficult than "Longevity Formula". You must know that meridians are not recognized by science, and the meridians that Wang Dian knows come from the perception of Xiongba and others who practiced martial arts.

This kind of perceptual behavior is obviously unable to perceive all the meridians in the body, otherwise there will be no martial arts cheats that you don't listen to, and there will be different routes of internal energy meridians.

Wang Dian has tried to perceive it before, but because many meridians are hidden, you can only feel a little when you use it, and you can't feel it at all when you don't use it.

And Wang Dian didn't dare to use two things at once, in case he got mad, the gain outweighed the loss, and it was not necessary, after all, he could keep copying the skills of the strong to obtain various knowledge.

Therefore, knowledge that is very important to others, for him, is just seen and has no chance to copy it. In the end, its current skills are already powerful enough.

Even if you figure out all the meridian structures, at most you can only give it the current skills, adding bricks and tiles will not make a very big breakthrough.

But now that we have these seven atlases, how can we not study them?
Wang Dian separated more than 100 shadow clones, and gave them the task of researching the seven pictures of "The Secret of Longevity", and then he disappeared directly. After all, "The Secret of Longevity" was in his hands.

Then the other three unique skills must also be obtained!
As a network addict!
This kind of shortcoming is absolutely not allowed!

And speaking of the martial arts in the world of "The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", it is different from the World of Wind and Cloud and the World of Snow. In the world of "The Legend of Two Dragons of the Great Tang Dynasty", martial arts pay more attention to the spiritual level.

Whether it's "Longevity Formula", "Cihang Sword Code", or "Tianmo Strategies", the spiritual cognition of practitioners requires a very high level.

To put it simply, if you want to practice these three skills to the extreme, you need to face yourself and recognize yourself clearly, so that you can take the last step and achieve martial arts detachment.

(End of this chapter)