Tokyo Wingman King

Chapter 329 05 3 Days to Become a God and Chat Up Day

Although the unlicensed diving activity includes scuba diving, which does not require holding your breath, Asama still refused the diving activity.

I have already experienced free diving in Lake Towada.

When I dived to nearly 40 meters, I felt severe pain in my eyeballs, ears, sinuses and frontal sinuses, and my heartbeat became extremely slow. These physiological symptoms are still fresh in my memory.

I wonder if those ancient divers who could dive 700 feet to collect mussels and pearls still retained a trace of aquatic ape blood.

Before going into the water that day, he only knew the basic common sense such as the Franzel pressure equalization method, the need to exhale slowly when ascending, and not to ascend too quickly to prevent decompression sickness.

If it weren't for the diving skills bestowed by the Great Ming God, the aftereffects of diving alone would have been enough to cause him a lot of trouble.

Asama sat by the small swimming pool on the shore and watched them, accompanied by several female coaches, put on scuba gear and boarded the small boat, preparing to go into the water about 50 meters from the shore.

The sea water in the eastern Izu Peninsula is generally calm, so there are good diving spots in Ito, Kawana, and Tomito. The main reason for choosing Izu Ocean Park for diving is that there are more coaches who can provide professional diving services here.

In this season, in addition to soft corals, you can also see large schools of fish playing in the shallow waters.

In recent years, the sea temperature has risen, not only has the corals grown wildly, but also attracted more tropical fish. The hammerhead sharks that used to appear near Mikomotojima Island in southern Izu can now be seen frequently in Ito. The increase in ornamental fish has also boosted Ito's tourism popularity. The only ones hurt by this wave of changes are fishermen who want to fish seriously (many tropical ornamental fish cannot be sold for money).

Futami and Fuzugawa, the two real young ladies, were doing warm-up exercises with their coach in an awkward manner on the boat.

Asana heard some discussions - everyone was saying that the diving here was really good, but most of what they said was focused on the female coaches' figures that could not be concealed even by dry suits and diving suits.

Only then did Asama notice that there was indeed a female coach who wore her diving suit too tightly, just like the female style of Street Fighter 6.

Out of politeness, he quickly shifted his gaze to his friends.

Because he liked legs better than buttocks, he immediately moved his gaze down a few degrees.

As if sensing Asana's gaze, the four girls chatted for a while, then turned around and waved in the direction of Asana.

The group of boys next to Asana, who had never taken their eyes off the boat from the beginning, suddenly became agitated and started waving in response. Some even took off their shirts and waved them.

"Oh my god, those beautiful girls with amazing bodies are waving at me~"

"If a strange beautiful woman takes the initiative with you, she is either after your money or your life."

"I'm not saying anything bad about you, but men should be more generous. If they really want it, just give it to them."

Asana quietly moved away from the group of people and sat on the ground next to a palm tree.

The angle was good, he could see Erjian and the others clearly, but it was difficult for them to see him.

As the last person to enter the water, Pochi protected the back of his head with one hand and held the mask with the other, then jumped into the sea in a back roll, creating a stunning splash of water.

So, I can still have fun without him accompanying me.

It would be nice if they could organize group activities with girlfriends excluding him more often, but when he thought about the fact that Pochi took them drinking, Asana felt that it was necessary to discipline Pochi before that.

"Hello, brother, can you take a picture for us?"

Two girls in bikinis stood in front of him and interrupted Asana's thoughts by speaking in slightly unstandard Japanese.

"Don't you have a selfie stick?"

Asana raised his head and returned his gaze to the e-book on his mobile phone.

“We want to take photos that feel like an atmosphere, not like selfies. Is that okay? Please!”

The two girls bowed to him, so low that their foreheads almost touched Asana's face.

Why are non-Japanese people so good at bowing?
There are several handsome guys with scores above 80 in the whole Ocean Park, why did they find him in the corner?

Do I look easy to talk to?
"I beg you!"

"This is our first time in Japan, and we want to take a nice photo to send to our family."

".Tell me what kind of photos you want."

Asama was not sure whether the two were from the same family.

The girls smiled in surprise and immediately looked for sample photos on their phones. It is not easy to take photos of people with the sea as the background on the Ito Coast during the day because it is easy to be backlit. So they chose a photo on Instagram that only showed the outline of the people and more of the sea scenery.

Asama took a look, took the camera, and thought that he already had the troublesome skill of love photo, so he said,
"We agreed in advance that we would only take one photo."

"One piece too"

"Ok."

The other short-haired girl smiled and agreed decisively.

"Step back a little, step back a little more, stand one step apart, turn 30 degrees to the left, don't stick your butt out, stand more naturally, step back a little more, okay, that's it."

Asana resisted the urge to ask them to retreat into the sea in one breath, and instead directed the strange girls to pose and took photos of them with the interaction of a person, a shadow, and the reflection on the surface of the swimming pool.

It’s similar to the feeling in Li Bai’s poem [My shadow and I become three people].

The two girls looked incredulous when they saw the photos taken by Asama.

"This is amazing. If you post this photo on Instagram, it will definitely get a lot of likes."

The short-haired girl pushed the long-haired girl wearing glasses in front of Asama.
"Well, my friend has a request. Can I add you as my friend? Just add her as my friend~"

"No." Asana said in Chinese.

"what?"

"Please get out."

Asana continued speaking in Chinese and made a gesture to drive them away.

The two girls fled.

Asana took off his glasses and rubbed his nose. They were not from the same hometown, not even from Taiwan.

Isn't this charm not increasing? Why do I have to face the same problems that Arima and Takishima have to face?

At this time, Komaba called.

"what happened?"

"I'm helping you with stock trading, aren't I? I'm also optimistic about the stocks you mentioned, but the cost of buying the call options for [Magnificent 7] is too high. In my opinion, it's better to invest in the dark web betting game."

"What bet?"

“Someone claimed that he was going to open a DMM (Japanese cryptocurrency exchange) and drain all the bitcoins in his wallet. This matter has already been opened. Although I didn’t participate, I provided the tools. If you invest 10 billion, you can basically make 20 billion. Isn’t this better than buying options?”

Asama felt something was wrong when he heard it. Why did he feel like the hacker was trying to drag him into the hacker business?

"Hello? Bad signal. I didn't hear anything just now."

"If you're not interested, just say so. It's okay. You said that gold and crude oil prices will rise. It's really amazing. They've risen by 30% in two months! Is the geopolitical game really working?"

Asama didn't expect the price to increase so much. He just felt that the Middle East would become less peaceful after the reconciliation between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

He believes in Graham and the margin of safety theory and knows that the more unstable the world situation is, the stronger the risk resistance of the giants will be and the more obvious the Matthew effect will be.

"Just buy those seven. Buy more Nvidia ones. Also buy me some cheaper ones like Tesla, Amazon, and Google. I'll send you the exact amount later."

"You totally think of me as your stock trader, Great Sensei."

"Thank you for your hard work. I'll give you 10% of the handling fee. And the matter about the Yinghe database..."

"Haha, I will be financially free soon. It's not bad to be your stock trader for free, but it's just a matter of English and database."

".Please help me get it done before you go to China. This is the last extension, Komaba. You're running out of credit."

"You can't spend all the money, don't worry!"

I didn't expect that Komaba would play such a big game. Hackers really have no scruples when it comes to stealing Bitcoins. Stolen Bitcoins are basically difficult to recover. As long as there are loopholes in the technical barriers of the cryptocurrency trading platform, hackers will use the platform as a granary.

"By the way, Komaba, didn't you say you are a gray hat hacker and can make money legally? Then don't do anything risky and don't get arrested before going to China."

"I am also robbing the rich to help the poor, Master. Even if I am caught, I will find a way to go to China with you."

"That's not necessary. I won't travel with criminals."

"what???"

I don't know why Komaba reacted so strongly, but among friends, the sooner and clearer your stance is made, the better.

To be honest, there is really no comparison between the states of stamina 5 and stamina 7-8.

It was not yet 5 o'clock, and the sun was still high in the distance. Asana felt a little sleepy. He was hit on three times in just half an hour, which made Asana a little tired.

Does he seem approachable? What gives them the courage to approach him?

His tactic of pretending to be a foreigner and refusing to chat was broken by the second wave of female college students using real-time translation on their mobile phones.

He continued in Chinese.
"I'm in a bad mood and don't want to chat."

"What did he say? Let me see if he's in a bad mood? Handsome boy, how about we buy you a drink and then relax together?"

The first girl who approached him showed Asana the sentence translated by the translation software.

"Not so good. Can you move further away and not block my sunlight?"

"What did he say? What did he say? Huh?!!"

A few minutes later, he encountered the third group of hot girls who came to chat him up.

Their reason for chatting her up is, "Her boyfriend just broke up with her, is it okay?"

His reason for the refusal was, "I have AIDS and misogyny, please stay away from me."

At this moment, he was surrounded by members of the love consulting department who had just returned from diving, which was obviously not a sign of misogyny.

Of course he didn't lie.

His AIDS is Einzbern disease, the symptoms are white hair and looking like a cyborg; his misogyny is mainly carnivorous female hatred.

"Sorry for the long wait, Jingshui."

"Come on, Shui, let's take some photos here~ This pool allows you to take photos with reflections~"

"Shizue-kun, are you really going to just sit here and watch us swim?"

"What a pity, Robert, you really should go to the sea to see if it can cure your mental illness."

Although I've heard of cases where sea diving can cure mental illness, why does it sound weird hearing it from you, F-san?

5:07 p.m.

He was manipulated by the girls using the "facade effect".

He had previously refused to go into a swimwear store and refused to dive, but now he no longer refused to watch the sea in the infinity pool.

He didn't bring any swimming trunks, so the girls pulled him along and he spent 2 minutes and 4000 yen to buy a pair of black swimming trunks.

5:20 p.m.

Asana was sealed in the swimming pool by the [Four Red Yang Formation].

In the group of shadow-level light-haired girls, Pochi is wearing a tube top bikini with sunflowers printed all over it, while Fuzugawa is wearing a highly saturated orange halter-neck bikini with a front-button lace-up bikini paired with a translucent white gauze skirt.

In the group of black-haired girls at the level of celebrities, Futami wore a blue bikini with a white one-shoulder top, while Mashima wore a long-sleeved one-piece swimsuit that was as conservative as a diving suit.

Pochi>Fuzui River>Futami>Majima.

The exposure of the swimsuit beauties is actually proportional to their medical ninja talents.

Asana felt ashamed of himself for being so good at solving inequalities at this moment.

Sure enough, the obscene him in the dream was the real him!
He began to understand the power of Tolstoy's words: "Lust keeps me restless all the time!"

After much thought, I realized that my true confidant was Schopenhauer, who denied the will to live and pain through abstinence.

Each of the four members of the Love Consultation Club came over to the swimming pool and deliberately said "気持ちがいい" like a moan.

Gun suppressing champion Asana Shizumi looked up at the sea, hoping that she would not make a fool of herself because of the brief skin contact.

Although I didn't take a hot spring bath, it felt like taking a hot spring bath.

Asana hugged her legs and huddled in the middle, feeling like she could fit seamlessly into the school trash can.

By the way, the effect of the [Four Red Yang Formation] is real. The stalemate atmosphere alone forced back at least four groups of male flirtators.

They didn't wait until sunset and it was time for dinner. Mom didn't rush them, but Asana decided to go home early.

You are not allowed to take a plane within 12 hours after diving, and it is not convenient to do strenuous exercise or soak in hot springs.

The girls did not listen to Asana's advice. They rode their bicycles, chatted, and leisurely rode on the mountain roads of Ito.

Passing by the hotel villa complex again, the sharp-eyed Pochi discovered many open-air hot springs hidden behind fences.

"I really want to soak in a hot spring here and spend another night there."

"Go home and take a bath. Our water has almost the same pH as hot spring water, except it doesn't have the sulfur smell."

Most of the open-air hot springs in Ito require nude bathing, and some hot springs with brown or milky white water allow mixed bathing.

Nude bathing has become a bottom line for upholding tradition in rural Japan.

Only if you stay in an expensive hotel suite can you wear a swimsuit and soak in the open-air hot springs that Pochi saw.

I only rode a short distance of the 10-odd-kilometer journey before I ran into Asama Meiji who came to pick me up in his car.

After laying the four girls' bicycles on the pickup truck, Asana resisted the urge to wear the □□□ star and gritted his teeth as he rode home.

My mother finished preparing dinner very early, as if she wanted to compete with Asama in cooking skills. She made 12 dishes, and the whole living room was filled with the rich smell of food.

In the quiz initiated by Meiji Asama, "Whose cooking is better, Shizumi Asama or Katsuko Asama?", the girls unanimously chose Katsuko Asama.

"Shizumi-kun's cooking tastes like that from a high-end restaurant, but Aunt Katsuko's cooking tastes like my mother's. My mother's cooking tastes the best."

"They are all delicious. The one made by Jingshui makes me look forward to the next one, while the one made by Aunt Shengzi makes me keep savoring it. This must be the feeling of home."

"Unlike Robert, Aunt Shengzi's cooking is fresh. She doesn't use any exciting flavors or expensive or novel ingredients. Instead, she makes traditional dishes fresh and interesting by adding small embellishments such as grated radish, chopped green pepper, and orange peel. This is probably the true wisdom of housekeeping~"

The three people's impromptu compositions were not bad, so Asana accepted it with a pinch of his nose.

"Ashui's is too strong, no."

Spit out all the food you ate before!
But Katsuko Asama seemed more satisfied with Pochi's answer, not only because his position was more firm, but also because his words were understandable.

She felt that her son’s three classmates spoke very similarly to her son.

During the meal, the girls discussed the itinerary with Asama's mother - exercise early tomorrow morning, then go to Mt. Omuro, have a picnic at noon, come back to watch the capybaras in the Izu Cactus Park take a hot spring bath, and eat dinner outside as well, so as to minimize the workload of Asama's parents.

After the meal, just like at noon, there were no leftovers.

The girls in the love consultation department are essentially big eaters

With more smart home devices at home, the pressure of housework has been reduced a lot. Asama simply wiped the dishes and put them in the dishwasher, and tidied the kitchen with Jiandao. When he came out, he found that his parents had already returned to their room.

"Aunt Katsuko said she wanted to watch a movie with Mr. Meiji, leaving the space for us young people."

Busuigawa put the Mizu Shingen Mochi on the coffee table into his mouth. His mother was very happy after eating the snacks they made, and made a bunch of Mizu Shingen Mochi as a return gift in the afternoon.

"What activities can we have?"

"Let's play [Immoral RPG]~"

After reading a certain novel, Futami discovered a magical game that can deepen intimacy. For example, you can play the role of a girl who has been wandering for several months, a bank worker who was kidnapped by gangsters, an autistic girl who was kept by a perverted stepfather, a sultry female classmate who was caught, a female slave who signed an unequal contract in the magic world, a pet dog that can transform into a human form, and so on.

"can."

Jiandao, who was well-read in this field, immediately knew the source of the novel that Futami was reading and raised his hand in approval.

As soon as Asama heard the word "immoral", he rejected it immediately.

Study hard for me!
After a long bathing session, several girls crowded into the shallow room and officially entered the preview time.

Although Asama learned German and French hastily in his previous life just to cope with the situation, he is not completely new to the subject.

Asama knew that they had quickly learned German in the past few days, and that Fuzugawa and Futami also had a good foundation in French, so he did not do any more basic German phoneme organization, but instead organized a series of interesting dialogues in scenes such as stations, tourist attractions, and restaurants for the girls to preview in advance.

When he came out of the bathroom and was about to knock on his door, he heard the voice of the fifth girl.

"Maybe they think Asian girls are easy to deal with, but there are always some annoying ones hanging around. Their childish pursuit is very annoying, sometimes they will forcefully do it against the wall, or stop me for a flash confession. After being rejected, they are not so happy, but instead spread dirty rumors about me. I asked the teacher for help, but the teacher sent some ambiguous text messages every day. What a crappy place, I really want to come back."

Asana pushed open the door, and the girls' eyes were all directed at him. Even the piano girl on the phone laughed.

"Robert, we have found a better German teacher~~~" (End of this chapter)

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