Tokyo Wingman King

Is Toyo Eiwa's [Love Letter Harvester] also very popular in Europe?
Having said that, Ichijo's looks are indeed quite European, with facial features resembling those of Christiana Yeri, and compared to Fuzugawa with light-colored hair, he looks more like a foreigner.

The experience of being hit on by girls who were full of lies made Asama and Masumi Ichijo, who seemed to be haunted by "harassment flies", feel deeply sympathetic.

"Are you okay over there?"

He leaned back slightly, smiled slightly,
"It's not bad. My family has assigned me a bodyguard."

"Xiao Yitiao, is he a male bodyguard?"

Pochi was hit on the head by Asana as he was speaking, and he stuck out his tongue and continued,
"A Shui really cares about me~ Ouch, it hurts, it hurts--"

"It's a woman! A female bodyguard!" Ichijo hastily defended himself, "Besides, she doesn't live with me."

Seeing other girls looking at her with ambiguous eyes, Masumi Ichijo quickly turned off the camera, switched to the PPT, coughed lightly, and said,

"By the way, this is the textbook I used when I learned German in elementary school. I think it's quite useful. No problem, let's get started."

Although Ichijo's English and grade rankings kept dropping, Asama could see no signs of Masumi Ichijo's academic decline in terms of language talent.

Today, she did not let everyone learn words, pronunciation and grammar together in a dialogue scenario like Asama did.

Instead, she carefully taught Jiandao and Bochi a lesson on the pronunciation of vowels/variable vowels, consonants and compound consonants, suffixes, etc. She also used the comparative method to compare the pronunciation of [y] with the Greek [ε], the writing of [] with the Greek [β], and also compared English and Dutch, which are both West Germanic languages.

Fuzugawa and Pochi are extremely talented in uvular sounds, worthy of being the eldest daughters of the mafia family.

Fuzugawa took out a cup of water, demonstrated the mouthwash exercise, and taught Futami and Majima to practice the uvular sound.

However, Pochi took the opportunity to use [Water Cannon] on Asama, but missed.

Asama used [Glare] on Pochi, and Pochi fell into [Collapse].

Thanks to Yitiao, Asana gained great satisfaction from these two hours of study.

One is to exit PPT and reopen the camera.

"Hero-kun, you guys are coming to Vienna on the 15th, have you booked a hotel?"

"Yes, it's already been booked."

Asama booked 3 rooms.

"I'll arrange a car to pick you up at the airport."

"No, just prepare for the performance."

All she heard was a strange voice coming from her side.

"Hi~Maleah, wanna have dinner together? Huh? Are you video chatting with your boyfriend again?"

"Ah, no, I'll hang up first!"

Video interrupted.

"."x5
In the dead silence, the girls' breathing could be heard, and the transmission clearly switched from automatic to manual.

They all looked at Asama with strange eyes, especially Futami. Her eyes at this moment were particularly different.

"Shizumizu-kun, when did you become Masumi-chan's [boyfriend]?"

Asama is sure that Futami's eyes can turn I-san into the real Masumi-chan.

Asama closed his notebook.

".It's just a rhetoric she uses to dissuade the harassment from happening."

Isn't this the common plot in novels where a fake boyfriend wards off romantic interests and becomes a real boyfriend?
Futami felt lost. She had mentioned the strategy of pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend, but Asana refused firmly. Why did Masumi succeed?
No, I should believe in Jingshui-kun. Could it be that Jingshui-kun's "Wall of Sighs" that blocks all love has finally cracked? Futami was still fantasizing about when he would be able to put on this buff.

Asama added,

"Considering I-san's current situation, being a non-existent shield is nothing."

Jiandao also joined the questioning team.
"But what if we see her classmates when we go to see her? Will Jingshui take advantage of her trick and make it real?"

".There will be no problem clarifying it face to face."

Futami and Jiandao never thought that Ichijo, who had traveled far away from home, could actually overtake others. Even if it was just a title, they were extremely eager.
"If you need to clarify, how about using the excuse [I found out Ah Shui was cheating on me and dumped him]?"

Futami, Fuzugawa, and Mashima all looked at Pochi. Did the cousin really have feelings for her cousin?

Immortal River smiled and said,
"Actually, we can get rid of this fake identity by solving Masumi-chan's safety problem, right, Robert-kun?"

Futami and Jiandao looked at each other again. If it were them, the need to create problems might be much greater than the need to solve them. Futami even wanted to hire someone to create the illusion of harassing her.

Asana immediately understood what Futami and the others were thinking. A thousand-mile dam is breached by an ant hole. This unexpected hole must be plugged.

"This long-distance boyfriend shield is not effective at all. The power of this fake identity is very weak."

It may even attract the interest of special XP and poaching veterans.

Asama paused and continued,

“If you meet people close to her in Europe, you can introduce me as her half-brother, and a homosexual.

Find another opportunity to tell her friends that I-san's fiancé in Japan is a jealous lunatic who has killed three of his suitors, but we didn't tell her the truth in order to protect I-san."

The room fell into silence for the second time.

The four girls all looked at the expressionless Asama with a look that said, "Is there a more outrageous reason than this?"

The learning session will be over and there will be no need to carry out the project.

But the girls were not willing to leave easily, as if the bed in Asama's room had a magnetic force that sucked their buttocks onto it.

Each of them was holding a book and reading.

Asama thought that as long as they were reading serious books, he had no reason to drive them away, because as long as they were reading deeply, he would find peace.

Pochi was reading Ozaki Koyo's "Golden Yaksha" with great interest, even swallowing a few sips of water. After she turned three more pages with quite a lot of noise, she fell on the bed and rolled around.

"Hmm - I really want to drink. I haven't had a drink in a long time."

"Just the fact that you said this already reeks of alcohol."

"A Shui who doesn't drink won't understand. Wine is the best lubricant in life~"

What Pochi actually wanted to say was that in all the days before she met Asama, wine was the lubricant of her life.

Pochi's Liu Ling-like remarks were met with a cold stare from Asama.

Why would a good person need lubrication? It sounds like a phlegmatic personality.

But Pochi is obviously sanguine, right?

Pochi continued to argue while holding the Golden Yaksha.

"Look, Ozaki Koyo once said, 'When encountering stormy seas, just pour some oil on the route, the turbulent waves will miraculously calm down immediately, and the ship will be able to escape disaster.' So, wine is actually a tranquilizer-level lubricant for a troubled life~"

If you said it was a sedative, I might have looked at you with more respect, but how come it turned out to be lubricant?

Asama didn't notice that Futami and Majima had started blushing after hearing the word "lubricant".

With the attitude of knocking a dog's head off, he supervised Pochi to put down his book and do his homework honestly, and Asana picked up Pochi's study plan lesson plan and began to review. Yes, like students, teachers also need to review.

As the director of the Love Consultation Department, I specifically reminded the members before the review: read less idle books and read more books on communication, psychology, and marketing under management.

In fact, he had already given them the list of books.

At this time, the books on this subject in his bookshelf, wardrobe, under the bed, and boxes were enough to keep these girls in his room for 10 summer vacations - he read one book every 6 days. Futami, who had already decided on a study route based on her preferences, started reading Soren Brill's "Cybersemiotics". I thought Futami would be more receptive to the books of Lasswell, the founder of the 5W communication model theory, or Carl Jung's "Man and His Symbols", a book that intersects psychology and semiotics, but she seemed more interested in the branch of cybernetics.

There are quite a few communication books on the bookshelf, second only to literature.

In his previous life, Asama taught himself communication and advertising. Because he had the peak experience of teaching open courses at a university, he reviewed the Japanese versions of books by Marcuse, Ogilvy, Bernbach, and George Lewis. His collection of books on philosophy and psychology was slightly inferior.

Jiandao, who likes to read psychology cases, did not look for difficult theoretical books or books on treatment cases from other schools of psychology. Instead, he chose a collection of biographies of psychology figures, which recorded female psychologists such as Margaret Floyd Washburn (the first female doctor of psychology), Virginia Satia (proposer of the iceberg theory and family therapy), Melanie Klein (proposer of object relations theory), and Nancy Bailey (editor and reviewer of the Infant Development Scale).

Although the author of this book is just an ordinary scholar, it is a good introductory book for beginners who are not familiar with these female psychologists.

As a consultant, Fuzugawa had no ambition. He just picked up a novel by Haruki Murakami and started reading. Halfway through, he took out a French version of Camus's "The Fall" from the book box sent back by Asama.

"F-san, has the level of our relationship counselors' counseling skills become so high that they don't need to read the books on the list?"

"Hehe~ Love counseling requires empathy, so of course you should read romance novels. Reading too much theory will only make you cold~"

By the time the reading time was over, the night outside had already penetrated deep into the sea.

But it is much more lively than the seabed.

All sounds come from the mountains, and one star is in the water.

It would be a waste if I didn't use these as pillows to fall asleep.

Pochi, who was supposed to sleep in her own room with Fuzugawa today, volunteered.
"Leave Ah Shui's room to me~~~"

The room was indeed a little messy, mostly because the girls were looking for books.

Asana glanced at her and felt that Pochi's plan had backfired on him. If he really needed to deal with her, he would suggest dealing with her "brain that doesn't know what she's thinking and just doesn't want to make any progress."

Feeling Asama's contempt, Pochi puffed out his chest and put his hands on his hips and said,

"Don't look at me like this, I studied the art of letting go a few days ago~"

Asana looked at her practice results which showed no improvement and suspected that Pochi had also destroyed her ambition.

Letting the girls clean up their rooms, Asana walked out of her room.

Yes, I’m still sleeping in the guest room on the first floor today.

Asama's own room has become where the girls take turns sleeping.

He was sure that the sheets and pillows on the bed had been washed twice before they returned to Ito, and there was no trace of his scent at all. If there was any, it could only be Pochi's scent.

Seeing Ermi and the others hugging the pillows and thin quilts and sniffing them, do they like the smell of Pochi?
I walked down one floor and into the guest room. I turned on the table lamp on the floor and felt that this room was not suitable for studying. Then I started learning French.

He did not buy French versions of "The Little Prince" and "The Lady of the Camellias" at Tsutaya Bookstore, but Camus's "The Exile and the Kingdom".

He hadn't read this book before, and after reading it, he realized that it was not something he, a pure love warrior, would like to read, but he still gritted his teeth and finished reading this collection of short stories that began with "The Unfaithful Wife".

With the help of the [Speed ​​Reading] skill, he can read French books very quickly.

Unfortunately, speed reading does not guarantee efficient memory. Those ambiguous and special words and sentences were recorded one by one by Asana in his French learning memo.

It was already late at night when I finished reading.

Asana stretched, twisted his neck until it creaked, drank a glass of water, and urinated.

Asama, who has mastered the secret of balance, can walk on the floor without making any sound.

If there is any, it is at most the faint noise of a pianist's fingertips touching the keys when playing the piano.

These faint noises were drowned out by the chirping of insects and birds outside.

However, I didn’t expect to see a figure who should have been sleeping at the stairs.

"Shouldn't you be dreaming at this point?"

"Ah, do you want to see me in your dreams? Robert~Mr~"

After a suppressed exclamation, Busei said softly in a playful tone.

Asana thought of the dream he had on the bus and forgot to reply for a moment.

"Hey~~~ Does this late-night encounter make your heart beat faster?"

How could you meet someone by chance in front of someone else's corridor? You're obviously ambushing them.

"If you stick your tongue out, maybe I'll jump a few more times a minute."

Fuzukawa took a step back and said in a weird tone, "So when the moon is full, Robert-kun will go wild with his bestiality?"

I'm talking about the kind of long tongue that a female ghost has!
Busei seemed to enjoy Asana's troubled expression under the night light in the room.

She turned around the corridor in a dashing manner and came to the other side of Asama, her whole posture as if she was going to release a spiral slash at his head.

But the outstretched hand snapped its fingers very lightly.

"Well~ since you can't sleep, do you want to go out for a walk with me?"

"."

Busei moved closer, and the scent of her snowy rime was approaching again, so close that Asana could not ignore it.

The girl whispered in Asana's ear as if blowing air,

"A girl's invitation is actually a multiple-choice question~"

"There are too many bugs outside, and I need to pee."

Asama deliberately used vulgar sentences in an attempt to awaken Busei who had always kept a suitable distance from him.

"Okay, I'll wait for you~"

It was like a punch on cotton.

"F-san, what time is it now? Aren't you sleepy?"

"I just finished the proposal for Daigo Shoya, and I also thought about the performance. My brain is still hot after working so hard, and I won't be able to fall asleep unless I cool down~"

So there are troubles, but they are not created for me?

Asama breathed a sigh of relief.

"wait for me."

"Can I listen at the door?"

"Are you a pervert?"

“I’m just looking for some inspiration~”

"Didn't you say you should let your brain cool down?"

If the urine was cold, Asana really wanted to pee and fall asleep with Risa Fushigawa.

"It's not good for a man to dawdle. Go now."

Although there was a door between them, Asama urinated about 2 meters away from Busui River.

He even forgot to drink a sip of water.

He walked out of the Asama residence with Fuzugawa. (End of this chapter)