Tokyo Wingman King

[Philosophy, this concept is actually the love of wisdom, "philo" means love, "sophia" means wisdom]
Halfway through writing on the blackboard, Asana heard loud laughter from behind.

He put down the dust-free chalk and turned to look at the sparsely seated students in the classroom.

Asama vaguely remembered that this was a large class, but there were only about 20 people attending the class.

Obviously, last semester, philosophy was the most popular elective course in the whole school.
Is this the reason why the teacher who taught the philosophy elective course last semester is not teaching it this semester?
The speed at which popular courses become outdated is too unfriendly to a follower like him.

Asana glanced around the classroom and quickly identified the cause of the laughter - the boy wearing sunglasses sitting by the window raised his hand with a sour face.

He had seen the student's profile - Inukai Gakuhiko, a second-year student at KKIS, a crotch-playing kid with a deviation value of less than 30.

"Inukai-san, is there anything wrong?"

The boy named Inukai twitched the corner of his mouth with a forced smile and changed his gesture that was still in the air - he gave Asana a middle finger.

The classroom burst into laughter again.

Qian Jian smiled and walked up to the boy.

"A philosopher once said that [the hand is the external brain of human beings]. If your fingers can only insult people like this, then it is a waste of talent."

Asama remained calm, opened his palms, and said to Inukai,

"[Beyond intuitive cognition is a necessary ability for humans to transcend animality]. Think about it, staring at these hands, can you calculate what 5 to the fifth power is?"

"New guy, stop acting like a teacher here."

Inukai stood up and patted Asama's face five times in a row.

Even wearing sunglasses could not hide Inugami's malice and obscenity.

The classroom exploded with laughter for the fourth time. The sounds of slapping tables, stomping feet, whistles, and cheers formed a mixed reverberation, all mocking Asana's indifference.

Asana sighed. Toyo Eiwa and KKIS are both private schools for the nobility and are student-governed. Why is there such a huge difference in the dignity of teachers?

The previous teachers were too slack in teaching people to be like this.

A series of contingency plans flashed through my mind, but I threw them all away.

To become a powerful shadow master, one has to swallow one's anger in silence, but he can't do that.

He opened the Five Finger Mountain between his palms and pressed one on the monkey's head.

boom--! ! !
The Inukai in front of him broke through the window like a broken doll and fell far into the courtyard next to the teaching building.

The sound of breaking glass.

The sound of something heavy falling to the ground.

The sound of swallowing.

The sound of a girl screaming.

The new reverberation did not disturb Asama's calmness.

"Don't worry, this is only the second floor, no one will die from the fall. I just overestimated that student's ambition. Let's continue with the class."

Asana knocked on the blackboard, signaling for silence.

But no one below the podium listened to him.

"But, Mr. Kondo and Inukai-kun have been shattered to pieces."

"Sarilang! Sarirang!!!"

"Huh? It broke into 3125 pieces. Isn't that 5 to the fifth power!?"

Asana knocked on the blackboard again and accidentally knocked the entire board down. He could only walk to the classroom door and lock it to prevent students from escaping or unauthorized people from breaking in.

"Let's play a game. I'll ask a question and there are four answers. Those who answer correctly can leave get out of class early. One person is allowed to say all the answers.

[Question: Who are the Four Horsemen of Atheism today?]

Unfortunately, the door can stop people, but the window cannot.

The sounds of breaking windows rang out one after another, and the students rushed out of the windows like birds and beasts, running for their lives.

Asana picked up the ruler and prepared to catch these disobedient students one by one, but he received a text message on his mobile phone.

【Didi Didi】

"Konoe Takuma: Asama-san, I didn't expect you couldn't even last a day for such a simple challenge. Do you want to charge 648?"

It was still dark.

Asama, lying on a chair, woke up from an unusual dream.

I guess I'm going to be laughed at by my split personalities again.

I didn't expect that a mere teaching job could make Asana feel stressed.

The character of a teacher who fights back toughly like in the dream will probably be exposed before long, right?

As a master of five religions, I am not an unknown person in KKIS. According to conservative estimates, there are no less than 200 people in this school who have heard of [Five Religious Masters - Asama Shizumi].

I got up and washed up. The room was full of sweet smells. It was 4 a.m. and the girls were still sleeping.

He had already accepted the fact that his room would become their dormitory, since he had applied for the KKIS teachers' dormitory a week ago.

If you can't afford to provoke, at least you can avoid it.

In front of the bathroom mirror, Asana looked at herself who had dyed her hair back to black - using the Water Method to reduce her charm by 2 points, putting on a little makeup to look more mature, wearing insoles to increase her height should allow her to reach 185cm, with some contact lenses, and choosing a teacher persona that is completely different from her current one, she should be able to get away with it.

Recalling the voice of a certain Tokyo University invigilator who had chatted with him yesterday, Asama smiled at the mirror and said,

"Hello everyone, my name is Shinichiro Kondo."

A slightly hoarse baritone voice of a middle-aged man came out of his mouth.

Although he has no voice actor skills, Asama, who is already familiar with every inch of his body muscles, can easily do what only monster voice actors can do by using the [Shouting Lv.1] skill given to him by the Daming God.

Shinichiro Kondo was the name given to him by three old men, Konoe, Fujiwara and Ichijo. Because of using this name, Asama received an additional 1000 million yen in sponsorship fees.

It was difficult for him to understand these people's consumption concepts, but he also understood one thing - the Fujiwara family being poor does not mean that Fujiwara Kenzo himself is poor.

During this week's preparation, Asana spent at least four hours every day studying the questions set by the teacher.

Not only did he review several movies including "Good Will Hunting", "Dead Poets Society", "The Chorus", "Mr. Holland's Music" and "The Ron Clark Story" at 2x speed, he also watched several TV series including "GTO", "Dragon Cherry" and "The Queen's Classroom" at 3x speed, carefully observing the movements, tone and expressions of the teachers in the films.

Anything that is unconventional is considered a forbidden zone.

He also watched 120 open classes or interview videos of high school teachers and counted the basic characteristics of ethics teachers in Japanese private high schools.

Unfortunately, the basic feature is that there is no feature.

Most teachers have no characteristics, no beliefs, no motivation, and no philosophical temperament. They are just one of the screws in society.

They are just working part-time, and they can teach ethics, geography or physics, and even let them wear suits to hand out business cards or sit in front of the computer all night without any sense of disobedience.

It is precisely because they refuse to be alienated by the profession of [teacher] that they are alienated by [capitalist society].

For them, the difference between being a teacher and being a bricklayer on a construction site is just the place where they sell their labor.

The good teachers in movies are too conspicuous, while ordinary teachers in reality are not qualified.

Asama tried to find a good inconspicuous teacher in Toyo Eiwa, but found that everyone was conspicuous.

In fact, Asana already had an answer in his mind long ago – [Since he is a new teacher, not acting is the best act].

However, precisely because the performance of [Five-Character Master, Asama Shizumi] in the last two months has been too much like Asama Shizumi, it is not safe to perform in his true colors.

The circle is too small, and once someone with bad intentions labels you as "this teacher is a bit like that Asama", it's only a matter of time before you're exposed.

Asama put on a white wig and sorted out the positioning of his new role——

[Shinichiro Kondo],

A person who is completely different from [Five-Emperor Master Asama Shizumi] in temperament, character, background, financial resources, physical strength, etc., a young man who looks away when he sees a beautiful girl, has been single for 25 years, and has no luck with the opposite sex,
A low-key, unenthusiastic, and moderately qualified ordinary educator.

Let’s play it according to this setting first.

If the teacher is an ordinary person, then an extraordinary and strong ethics class representative is needed.

I hope we can gain something in the race today.

Jiandao and Pochi woke up when they heard the noise. They quickly washed up and accompanied Asama to start the morning exercise of the new day.

10 o'clock in the morning,
GINZA SIX Ginza mall, sixth floor.

There were crowds of people inside and outside Tsutaya Bookstore.

The security guards responsible for maintaining order no longer have the time to chat as they used to.

Most of these customers started queuing at the entrance of the first floor of the mall since midnight.

As far as these security guards can remember, the scene of so many people crowding into a bookstore has not happened for many years.

Because the queue was too long, the mall had to shut down the escalator from the fifth to the sixth floor, so the queue continued to the fifth floor.

Every aisle in the bookstore was packed with people, as if any pause in the snail-moving queue would cause a traffic jam and a stampede.

The reason for its popularity is that this morning, this Tsutaya bookstore will sell peripheral souvenirs of several top bands for a limited time.

The Death Samurai band is also on the list of bands, and the charity work of Busei is located in a prominent position in the central exhibition area.

With the resources of the Konoe and Ichijo families, it would be easy for the Death Samurai Band to participate in such activities.

As a party to efficiency, Busei finalized the public welfare brand IP of Dead Samurai before the summer vacation - a flower with a heart on the left bud and a sun on the right bud.

In terms of quality, this round of charity products is better than those high-priced fashion brand peripherals. Asama, who has been paying attention to the cultural and creative IQ tax harvesting market for ten years, is very confident in the product design and pricing of Fuzugawa.

"A Shui, this is chocolate flavor, thank you~~~"

"I'll just pay for it, okay? Orange flavor will do, thank you, Shizumi-kun."

Asama, Futami, and Pochi were strolling in front of various pastry shops in Ginza.

Pochi took over almost all the snacks that could be tasted for free, including AROMA's truffle potato chips, OSMIC FIRST's highly sweet cherry tomatoes, and Benzaiten's daifuku, and then followed up with a sharp comment - it would be better if A Shui did it.

When they came to the 6th ice cream shop where there was a seat, Asana bought them some Italian gelato.

Many popular idols and actors appeared on the fifth and sixth floors of Ginza Six, and they were also the targets of those band-related merchandise.

Their arrival made the already chaotic scene even more noisy.

Asama temporarily lost the desire to line up to support Busei.

Because Asama was wearing a white wig, passers-by mistook him for Yoshizawa Ryo who was wearing insoles, and attracted a group of crazy girls who wanted his autograph.

Asama could only avoid the limelight and took Futami and Pochi to stroll around the basement floors of Ginza.

"A Shui, this Ben's Cookies butter cookie looks delicious. How about you try making it tonight? Just make two flavors: orange milk chocolate and black and white chocolate pine nut."

"Which cookie are you?"

"The one behind~~~"

Seeing that Pochi didn't understand his joke, Asana shook her head and replied to her, "I'm busy. If you want to do it, do it yourself."

Pochi pursed his lips, put away his phone, and ate six bites of ice cream before his mood recovered.

Futami put down his phone, looked at Asama and asked,
"Shizumi-kun, what do you think about me joining the Death Samurai band like Mai-chan did?"

"I think it's good, but do I have enough time?"

Erjian smiled awkwardly.
"Forget it. If you don't work harder, I'll ruin Hitotsuhashi's second confession."

"At least we know the fact that [Kurotsuki Koto has no feelings for his childhood sweetheart, Ichibashi Kokoro, whom he reunited with]. When there is no demand, we have to create it."

Asama flipped through Komaba's painstaking work - [Love Consultation Department·Eiwa Student Database].

This database will track everyone's profile and social media records and automatically update at regular intervals.

Although for many people, this database can not display much information, but Moonlight Fight is not included.

"It sounds like we're just as bad as those people who advocate consumerism that Shizumi-kun criticized. What do you think Kisaragi-san wants?"

Pochi interjected.

"Eating is a basic need, right? Let Yiqiao worship Ashui as his master~~~ and conquer the stomach of that fake moon~"

Do you want to see me steal your love?
Asama glanced at Pochi and said to Futami,
"Since Ruyue has experienced unrequited love, she must know the feeling of unrequited love. The breakthrough point may be here."

"Let Hitotsu-san imitate Riyo?"

"It's a bad idea. But it's also necessary to find out what exactly Ru Yue Guang Dou likes about F-san."

"Can you ask Migyoin-kun for help?"

"Okay. In my opinion, letting Hitotsuhashi-san experience three failed confessions in a row is also a good choice."

"Huh?" x2
"Long-term secret love or unrequited love is mostly not about loving a certain person, but loving their own love, her bitterness, her addiction, her intensity, and her self-destruction.

Before the second confession, she would probably try to search and change, to find out Kisaragi's true preferences and help her adjust to the changes;

Before the third confession, if she still wants to change to please him, let her examine herself. Restoring her self-worth is more important than selfless pursuit. After calming down, think about what kind of person Ru Yue Guang Dou is to her, and what kind of chemical reactions can be produced with her now, and take action based on these chemical reactions.

After three failed confessions, if she can desensitize herself to Ru Yue’s rejection and accept [herself as a rejected person], then this relationship consultation will not be in vain even if the money is returned.”

Pochi has long lost interest in relationship consultation. She thinks that asking Asama to provide relationship consultation is a huge prank.

"I want you to return the money??? How can you run a business like Ah Shui? Sooner or later, you will lose everything. Well~~~ Fortunately, Uncle Boqi is frugal. Ah Shui's miserable youth, middle age and old age, let me take care of you~"

Pochi patted Asana's shoulder and showed him his bulging dog-head wallet.

This guy had no intention of paying before this.

Futami felt that Asama was hinting at something, so he asked,

"But it seems that Hitotsubashi-san doesn't want to confess in person anymore. She said that there were 7 people who confessed to Kisaragi-san in person this week, and she was only 1/7. If we follow her initial strategy of confessing on her behalf, maybe we can succeed."

"Then let her experience a few more failed confessions on her behalf. You can ask the boys from Infinite Society to confess."

Asama quickly changed his mindset and prepared to let Infinite Society earn some extra money.

"Shizue-kun, do you think that if Hitotsu-san had not been secretly in love with Kisaragi-san for 10 years, but had openly and honestly insisted on liking him for 10 years, would Kisaragi-san be moved?"

"I'm not him, so I don't know. But if he still refuses, I will admire his determination like the walls of Jericho."

Erjian smiled and said,

“Weren’t the walls of Jericho destroyed in an instant by God’s shaking?”

“But there is no God in this world.”

Asana added in his heart, only the Great God exists.

"Is Shizumi-kun really an atheist?"

"Well, like Daniel Dennett, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, I don't believe in God."

Futami did not point out that during the summer vacation, Asana said to her, "You are the great god who changed my destiny," and she just smiled.

"I do not believe."

The girl's sweet smile instantly made all the sugar in Ginza's thousands of dessert shops pale in comparison.

In other words, Daimyojin always has a way to make Asama have the illusion that "the whole world revolves around him."

Asama suppressed all his excitement and tried to tell Futami some famous quotes related to atheism. Of course, he could also discuss with her more about love advice or the new song of the Death Samurai band, but he couldn't go on like this. The two looked at each other but said nothing.

At this time, Pochi pulled his sleeve and pointed to one side.
"Ashui, Xiaoyuehai, someone has been secretly filming us!" (End of this chapter)