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Chapter 407 Meeting Omei

The archer class is something that almost all boys have longed for. For example, the Elf Prince from Lord of the Rings drifts gracefully, draws out arrows and "does" two bows, and instantly kills two minions of the Dark Lord Sauron. He is so handsome. side.

There are many allusions to archery in ancient China, including Lu Bu who shot a halberd at the gate, Hou Yi who shot the sun, Gan Ying who learned archery from Jichang, and the one who pulled the Qiankun Bow and hit Shiji Empress' apprentice with one arrow. Wait.

Bows and arrows have had a special charm since ancient times. Perhaps it is due to mankind's obsession with long-range strikes. With bows and arrows, you can effectively prevent yourself from being harmed. Moreover, bows and arrows are simple and easy to make, so they are naturally integrated into many myths. in the story.

To say that the most famous archer in Meituan is Hawkeye.

Hawkeye was born with a special ability. He is a superpower with hand-eye coordination and super reflexes.

Of course, Hawkeye's flesh and blood body is not enough to watch in the face of a cosmic crisis. Putting aside the plot, his ability to stay in the Avengers team relies more on the halo of the protagonist.

Therefore, in the final battle of Avengers [-], the script gave Hawkeye and Black Widow, two heroes who were too "ordinary" in the superhero team, a decent exit.

Hawkeye retired, and Black Widow sacrificed herself to obtain the Soul Stone that Gamora believed Thanos could never obtain, completing the comeback at the end.

The character of Hawkeye is an indispensable and important puzzle piece in Marvel's ten-year film history, and according to Marvel's consistent expression, no matter how weak the hero is, he still has the meaning of his existence, even if he is a person with no superpowers at all. As long as you have the heart to save the world, then God will favor you and give you the highlight of your life.

Fang Yu sat in front of the makeup mirror and looked at his makeup.

In fact, he didn't do too much makeup to look like an archer. He just changed his hairstyle and got a neat short haircut. His clothes were not as exaggerated as in the comics, which can be seen at a glance. Out of this guy is a superhero blue holster.

He wore a black combat uniform on his upper body, close-fitting leather pants on his lower body, and carried a multifunctional quiver on his back. When he picked up his compound bow, he felt like a fully charged arrow!

Looking at his appearance, Fang Yu was very satisfied.

Without any preconceived ideas, if you look at the comparison between him and the white Hawkeye in his previous life, it is estimated that the vast majority of people will choose him to become the character of Hawkeye.

Because his temperament is so suitable for this character!

He seems to have an indescribable sense of loneliness and contradiction. He is both a full-level agent and a redeemer with inner tangles. He will not hesitate to take action against a powerful target. , but when faced with some situations, he will question whether the orders he received are correct enough.

Such a person's temperament and image are enough for Fang Yu to win this role, not to mention that he still has the final say in this place.

Robert Downey Jr. came over and looked at Fang Yu, "Oh my God, you look like a superhero!"

"If it were Tony Stark, he would now say that I am like a stripper at a strip party. For twenty dollars, he will take off his shirt and expose his chest muscles."

"Hahaha! It's true!" Robert Downey Jr. looked at Fang Yu, who was younger than him. "Stephen, I am convinced by you. You really understand every character. I am convinced."

Fang Yu joked and spread his hands, "Maybe they also need a yellow Iron Man? Not necessarily~"

"Hahaha, in that case, I will personally hand over Little Pepper to you."

"what's the topic?"

Scarlett, who plays the Black Widow, walked over and looked at Fang Yu from head to toe.

Hawkeye's main rival in Avengers: Endgame is the agent Black Widow, who is also an "ordinary person". There is a vague intention of developing a love between the two in the movie, but netizens still prefer Black Widow. cp with bruce banner.

In the background scene of Avengers [-], the Hulk turns around to see Black Widow, and then smiles evilly, with a green cucumber poking his leather pants. I can only say that he understands everything.

anyway.

Scarlett also knows that she and Stephen Fang will have a lot of rivalry scenes in the future, and Fang Yu is still an indispensable and important figure in Marvel Films, so she wants to establish a good relationship in advance.

This is a film and television project that will last ten years, so it is a good idea to have a good relationship with the chief producer of the team.

"Stephen, your look is so cool!"

"It's okay, it goes well with your leather jacket and pants." Fang Yu responded with a smile.

"We should have many scenes with each other next. How about I treat you to a meal some other time? My acting skills are not very good, and I'm afraid I'll hurt you."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Donnie spread his hands and said, "How about I leave? I feel like if you two keep talking like this, we will kiss each other in a short time."

If a Chinese actress hears such ridicule, she will either not hold back and become furious, or she will blush and say she is disgusted.

White women educated in the West are better at expressing themselves. Scarlett looked at Fang Yu with a slight blush on her face, "Really? Do I have this chance?"

Fang Yu was so choked up that he didn't know how to respond. He could only point to the camera crew and said, "Get ready, work, work!"

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The work cycle for Iron Man 2 had just reached four days, and it happened to be a weekend. Hollywood employees threw shovels and sickles, and Fang Yu was the only one left in the studio.

After all, he is a co-producer of many films, so Fang Yu needs to take the overall situation into consideration.

After continuing to check and fill in the gaps, and after confirming that there were no general oversights, Fang Yu drove his classic yellow chariot in Suji and went straight to the other side, a studio in the southern suburbs.

But before that, he still had to visit next door.

Different from the "Iron Man" crew, Fang Yulai's crew is more like a black workshop.

None of their actors are protected by the Hollywood Screen Actors Guild. Of course, overtime pay is also adequate, and no one has sued the crew so far.

The title of the film this crew is filming is: "Black-haired Monster vs. Sharknado"

As soon as I heard this ridiculous name, I knew that this group was full of sluts.

Except for the female lead and Fang Yu's little lover, Elizabeth Olsen, who is known as the Omei and the future Scarlet Witch actor, can be regarded as a 2.5-level star, the rest of the people are either supporting roles or have other jobs. Working, part-time filming kind of fun.

It’s such a half-baked team, so don’t underestimate it.

Spoof movies in North America have a large fixed audience. Among them, the most famous spoof movies are "Scream", "The Hunger Games", "The Twilight Movie", and "The Fast and the Furious" spoof " "Too Fast", the box office is not low.

Fang Yu himself is also a viewer of such movies when he relaxes in his spare time. The "Scary" series is one of his favorite movie series.

Such a crew has some money, but a small budget.If they invest one-tenth of the money in the movie they are parodying, it is considered as a cut. In most cases, they spend over [-] US dollars to make a movie and see if they can get their money back. As long as one movie becomes a hit , then it is worth the cost of ten movies, and the deal is still profitable.

For a spoof film, in addition to the nonsensical script, the funnier the better, it is best to have an eye-catching bear girl. If you want to add a little more points, the actress should be relatively famous, but she does not need to be particularly famous. After all, most of the budget All of them should be used for publicity. The special effects can be deducted. It doesn’t matter if the special effects are only [-] cents, but the publicity must be in place.

Special effects don't matter anymore, and actors' remuneration becomes something that can be deducted.

So Aomei, a 2.5-tier big bear girl, has become a hot commodity in such dramas.

"Ahhh! Don't chase me! Help! Help!"

On the beach, Aomei is running "piapia" like a little girl. The difference between her and Xiaoshan is whether she will say something later, "Are you going after that? I'm home~"

Fang Yu felt a little unbearable when he saw Omei performing such an exaggerated performance.

It’s not that Omei doesn’t want to do some good work, but it’s a pity that her role is here. At the beginning, after the end of Resident Evil, her Claire was still somewhat popular. After taking on two lukewarm movies, her career started for the first time. Entering the trough period.

Later, Fang Yu approached her to film "Insidious", and she got some popularity, but unfortunately it was far less than what Gal Gadot got in "The Ghost Story". After all, she was not the same as Gal Gadot and Fang Yu. There were a lot of intimate and sweet scenes, and the audience couldn't get enough of her, so naturally they didn't take Omei at heart.

The profession of actors is like this. Most people see the ceiling above their heads and think that they are very profitable. In fact, most of the actors are the ones who just eat up the food but never finish it, even the Omei who has performed like this. An actress in a movie would still be reduced to an actress in such a bloody drama before she became famous.

The nonsensical plot, everyone's exaggerated performances, everyone has Fang Yu's "superpower".

But it's not because their acting skills are good, it's simply because they don't need to be polished. As long as they don't make big mistakes and don't have a lot of laughs, the filming will be passable.

Seeing Aomei in this state, Fang Yu felt sorry for her. He also felt that Oomei's income was not low, so he said he didn't feel sorry for her. After all, she was the woman who brought her out under her own control, but now she is acting in such a movie. It's still a bit sad. of.

"Black-haired monster! Black-haired monster! Help! Help!" O'Mei shouted with exaggerated acting skills, and her movements looked very abstract. It looked like she was shaking deliberately to show off her figure perfectly. It is said that the drunkard's intention is not to drink.

Aomei's actions were eye-catching, but not as attractive as Fang Yu's arrival.

Everyone has taken too many pictures of the big bear girl, and now the threshold has been set very high. Unless the big bear girl dances and shakes out, everyone's eyes will still be focused on Fang Yu.

This is Stephen Fong!

He is an independent producer who doesn’t have to make spoofs of other people’s movies!He can write, act, and direct, and he is an all-rounder. Ao Mei was the star in this group, but when Fang Yu came, everyone almost knelt down in front of him.

"You guys keep busy, don't worry about me."

He said not to worry about it, but the work was soon interrupted.

Three takeaway guys walked into the set carrying a bunch of bags. Fang Yu waved his hand and said, "Everyone is invited to drink coffee."

Holding the coffee, Aomei looked at Fang Yu and smiled.

After waiting for a long time, Aomei didn't say a word.

"Dumb?"

"No, no." Aomei shook her head, "It's just that I haven't seen you for a long time and I don't know how to say hello."

"How long has it been?"

"Of course, a long, long time~" Omei counted on her fingers, "I have filmed so many scenes including Freddy vs. Alien, Sharknado: The Deadly Hydra, Little One, and Black-haired Monster vs. Sharknado. , just saw you again!"

Fang Yu smiled helplessly, "Are you sure it's been too long since we last met? Why do I feel like your filming team is too efficient?"

After dinner, Fang Yu took out this contract.

When he came this time, eating and getting along well were secondary. The main thing was to hand over the contract to O Mei.

"Scarlet Witch, an important character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you have a job for the next ten years. This contract will be reworked to your advantage. You won't have to take on so many weird movies to support your family in the future."

Although Aomei has not read many Marvel comics, this superhero movie is so popular that she can’t even think about it. Since Fang Yu said he was an important role, he must not have run away. Looking at Fang Yu through the candlelight, Aomei felt that the person in front of her was three points more handsome than before.

"If you continue to act like this, you will definitely get more stereotypes in the future. Stop it, Omei, there are all your prank fans out there."

"Oh my God! Stephen, I don't know how I can repay you."

"We are all from the same family, so why should we repay you? We are so unfamiliar!"

"Then I."

"Come on, come on. When I came here, I brought a rolling pin that is a specialty of China. It is twenty long and made of hard wood. Please help me wipe it. It's best to roll out some steamed buns later. Fortunately, I don't have any steamed buns. I think of you while I eat.”

"Okay~" Aomei nodded obediently and began to slurp up the snail noodles with unfamiliar movements.

It's quite refreshing to squirt, but you can't squirt all the time.

Fang Yu supervised the work on Aomei's crew for two days and gained a bunch of fans.

Fang Yu's stay here is equivalent to Chenglong appearing in Zhang Yishan's bad movie "Looking for Chenglong". In an instant, everyone in the audience was surrounding him.

The director even pulled Fang Yu's trouser legs and asked Master Stephen Fang to guide him no matter what.

"You guys are professionals in spoof films. If you ask me to tell you, there can be more unreasonable things. As long as it's funny enough, this stall will be successful sooner or later."

Everyone nodded blankly, stroking their chins and thinking carefully as if they heard some great truth. After thinking for a long time, they still couldn't understand the meaning of Fang Yu's words.

"One word!"

"shoot!"

After the two-day vacation, Fang Yu did not return to the crew of "Iron Man 2", but went straight to the battlefield of "Thor" on the other side.

Like the previous two groups, Fang Yu's arrival was accompanied by cheers from the crowd. At the same time, he also put on makeup again and put on Hawkeye's costume.

Today, he is going to film a long-lost fighting scene.
Let these Hollywood idiots take a good look at how Chinese filmmakers perform their fight scenes!
(End of this chapter)