Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 100 How to Lose the Flying Dragon Riding the Face

"Thailand is very popular in the Internet celebrity circle recently~~"

Liu Li's mind flashed through what he gained from binge-watching videos all day yesterday.

It's not that she didn't notice,

Recently, some big Internet celebrities are desperately going to Thailand to get together,
Some male model restaurant or something,

It was a mess.

At the same time, there are all kinds of news, true or false, that fraudulent groups in northern Myanmar have shifted their positions and poured into Thailand.

Among them, the most popular and the most hotly discussed are the disappearing Internet celebrities.

Some Internet celebrities with millions or even tens of millions of fans, after going to Thailand,

Especially after punching in the Internet celebrity male model restaurant,
Just disappeared from the Internet without a trace.

Before, I wished I could post three videos a day, and the kings of the Internet who were crushed to death, unexpectedly didn't post any more videos for a whole week.

Enthusiastic netizens all speculated that he/they had either been raped, or they were already making fraudulent calls.

Some Internet celebrities even recorded videos to clarify, saying that their waists are still in good condition, and they all have to be full.
But basically it didn't work.
Netizens can basically find out what is wrong here, and there is a problem there, which proves that it is all recorded and broadcasted.
Something must have happened to the broadcaster.

……

"Ding!"

At the same time as the system's notification sounded, the panel and the text on it swiped the screen in front of Liu Li.

"Customer detection: ID Fang Lang does not use oars for rowing (poor travel in Southeast Asia)."

"Customer index: 100% (deadly)."

"Cause of client's death: 1. You still need to take good care of your waist; 2. It's okay to lie to your friends, but don't fool yourself; 3. You are sick! It's sick!"

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow!"

……

"Sigh~"

Liu Li took a breath of the cold Siberian air.

When was the last time you saw such a surefire client odds?

She didn't think about it, anyway, it was a long time ago.

When was the last time I saw such a complete cause of death without even a "???"?

Not at all!
Liu Li immediately became interested in this "ID Fang Lang rowing without oars".

...Rowing a boat doesn't require oars, it all depends on the waves, right?

... This ID is unlucky!

... At first glance, it is the rhythm of wanting to "wave" to death.

Liu Li eagerly picked up the phone, and on it was a video that was accidentally swiped.

At that time, she had just scrolled to this video, and before it started playing, she was scared to tears by the "system loan", so she didn't trigger the detection immediately.

It is estimated that the conscience of the system discovered it, or it sent a reminder.

"Bah! Innocent!"

"I actually think the system has a conscience?"

Liu Li complained, and clicked on the latest video of "ID Fang Lang rowing without oars".

The video was indeed in Thailand.

that place,

She looks familiar.

In a bustling scene like a forest of wine and meat,

Tropical fruits, drinks, and meat can be found everywhere...

Holding all the above things, only wearing shorts, a man with a fit body and a handsome face, kept shuttling back and forth.

At the table, by the pool, next to the female customers
—— Scratch your head and pose.

"That internet celebrity restaurant in Thailand?"

"Hey, this buddy is a man, did he go to work part-time?"

Liu Li slandered while dragging down the progress.

The first time I saw this Internet celebrity restaurant, when these male models dumped hormones,
She still observes and studies seriously, holding a critical spirit, and pauses from time to time.

I swiped too much all day yesterday, I vomited,

At this moment, there was no disturbance in Liu Li's mind. He just wanted to see what kind of way this Fang Lang was.
quickly,

A man in jeans, a work shirt, a khaki vest, and a cowboy hat appears in the shot.

"A bit yuppie, a bit old-fashioned."

Liu Li rubbed her chin and gave a pertinent evaluation.

To be honest, this Fang Lang is not ugly. Although he is a bit old, no matter how you look at it, he is no less than forty, but his handsomeness is still within the range that can be called "uncle".

For some young girls who like uncles, it should still be a bit attractive.

Liu Li still had no disturbances in his heart.

In the video,
After Fang Lang introduced the male model bar, it was like ordering water on a sunny day, and then in the clip, he appeared in the hotel and was talking with water friends:

"As you can see, I'm in Thailand again today."

"To be honest, I have been to Thailand many times, but I have never been to this male model restaurant. It is an eye-opener. What do you think about my part-time job there?"

After Fang Lang finished speaking, pieces of bullet screens were floating up:
"Langlang, don't make fun of your life. Big anchors like miss have accidents. They haven't been updated for many days. Be careful and fall."

"But... Lang Lang is a man, so he should be safer."

"Maybe I'll be caught as a male model, and my waist will be squeezed dry."

"If you don't understand, just ask, can the kidney still be used after being squeezed dry?"

"..."

Fang Lang continued to interact with the water friends based on the words in the barrage.

Liu Li pulled all the way to the end, but didn't see anything special.

To say something special,
It is that Fang Lang, like the Thai traitor, keeps saying that Thailand is a Buddhist country, blessed by the Erawan Buddha, and it is the country with the best security in the world.

All the waists are fake, just come and play, isn't he good?

Why welcome everyone to come and bet with him, he is going to have a good time in Thailand, wherever he goes, betting that something will happen to him?
Liu Li: "..."

"This ID is really correct, it's really crazy."

Liu Li shook her head, and instead of watching the video, sent Fang Lang a private message:
"It's one thing to be hot or not, don't force it too much, protect your waist, stay away from women, and leave Thailand alive."

After sending the private message, Liu Li turned his eyes away from the tempting "following", pressed his own hand not to pay attention, and got up and dressed to go downstairs for breakfast.

"Whoever you are?"

"This is your chance."

She still does things as usual,
Concern is not for killing people, punishing evil is for promoting good,

Life and death are never a concern,

But within the heart.

Liu Li put on her clothes, carried her mobile phone, and walked downstairs.

"I want to eat salt chicken in the morning, the newly opened Xianjing Spicy Salt Chicken."

Before the person arrives, the sound arrives first.

The funeral shop suddenly jumped up and down.

"boss!"

Yun'er appeared in front of Liu Li with a serious face, "Don't eat any salt chicken, something serious has happened."

"what's up?"

"Money, our money is gone, 200 million is missing."

"..."

Liu Li felt his teeth itch.

... I am damn, you are so fast, the system.

But still can only smile.

Liu Liqiang smiled and said, "No~ it's okay, I know, this is the maintenance and operating expenses of our private cemetery, funeral home, crematorium, spiritual bone pagoda...."

Yun'er was stunned, and blurted out:

"so cheap!"

"Cheap?"

Liu Li was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking about it, it seemed to be the case.

wrong!

Almost got carried into a ditch.

No matter how cheap it is, it still owes the system 200 million every month it wakes up!

Liu Li's mood fluctuated between beautiful and not beautiful, and finally turned her grief into appetite, and killed a whole spicy salt chicken.

at the same time,

in a hotel room,

A handsome old man, looking at the private message sent by the ID "Madu Liuli Funeral Dragon", the corners of his mouth began to rise continuously:

"Hahaha, I want fire, I want fire."

"Modu Liuli, pay attention to me, pay attention to me!"

He walked to the window of the hotel, opened the window, and revealed the Oriental Pearl Tower outside the window.

"Hey, remind me by private message."

"You didn't expect it, I'm not in Thailand at all."

"You are giving me your head to step on. I am destined to be popular this time!"

Fang Lang opened his arms, and if he wanted to embrace the Oriental Pearl outside the window, he was full of confidence:
"I'd like to see,

How did the flying dragon lose? ! "

(End of this chapter)