Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai
Chapter 101 "Do you dare to follow me?"
Chapter 101 "Do you dare to follow me?"
"Waves~"
A sweet voice, with an exotic accent, came from behind Fang Lang.
"You're lying, it's not good."
Fang Lang said disapprovingly: "Lisa (Lisa), how can I call this a lie?"
He beckoned for that Lisa to come over.
Accompanied by a gust of fragrant wind, a beautiful Thai girl with fair skin and facial features with obvious Southeast Asian style came over with a peeled durian.
"Isn't it called a liar?"
Lisa tilted her head and looked puzzled: "But you are obviously in Shanghai, not Thailand."
Fang Lang threw the durian and the knife to open it on the table, hugged Lisa, and kissed her on the face.
"Hahaha, I'm so innocent and cute."
"As long as I don't get caught, who can say I'm lying?"
Fang Lang proudly said: "Except for you, no one knows that I am hiding in your den. I even had my mobile phone taken to Thailand, where I turned on the positioning and then transferred it back."
He shook the mobile phone in his hand: "Who can expose me."
"No one can debunk it, and that's true."
"How can it be called a lie?"
Fang Lang talked, as if he believed it.
Lisa lowered her head, as if she didn't know how to refute, and felt something was wrong.
"cut."
Fang Lang lit a cigarette and sarcastically said, "I'm not stupid. Thailand is so chaotic now, so I only go there."
"I believe I will go to Thailand at this time, they are stupid."
"A little bit of the material that was shot before, edited it, and they will be limped, stupid, all stupid."
Fang Lang taunted wantonly, labeling his fans, fans, and those who cared about his safety as "stupid" indifferently.
He got excited when he said it, and made a gesture of embracing the Oriental Pearl Tower. He opened his arms and said "ahhh" out of the window a few times, and then said, "Lisa, do you know? I'm going to be popular! Immediately, immediately!"
"That idiot named Magic City Liuli messaged me privately."
"She is so popular now, what kind of special abilities do a group of idiots really think she has?"
"She must have mistakenly thought that I was really in Thailand and wanted to make a fuss. Hahaha, I hit an iron plate."
"I'm in Shanghai, right under her nose. This time her legend is about to be shattered. I will step on her and become a new generation of internet celebrity!"
"At that time, I will have money. I can get your sister back, take all your parents over, and live a good life together."
As Fang Lang said, he scented Lisa's face a few more times.
Lisa tried to resist, but finally let him get wet on her face.
"But how to do that? Is it really good to do that?"
Lisa continued to ask with concern.
Fang Lang ignored the second half of the sentence, and said triumphantly, "I've already prepared it."
"Today's video is finished, so I will continue to update it tomorrow, and then release those stupid pigeons, one pigeon for a week."
"As long as there is a rhythm, they must think something happened to me."
"In a week, you put on some makeup to make me look haggard, and there are small scars on the inconspicuous places, like being tied up, needle holes left by injections and so on."
"I'll leave some flaws, such as a stiff expression, wandering eyes, and pretending to leave a secret signal."
"Finally, I will play a trumpet, and go up to bring the rhythm, saying that I have been controlled by someone, and I will soon be caught by Karma."
"The heat is going up."
"In another week, I will post another video, saying that I am fine, and that a lot of things have happened..."
"Hahaha, who wouldn't know how to play this game?"
Fang Lang sneered, swiped on the phone, and showed those big internet celebrities who have recently been involved in the Thai news one by one, pointing at their avatars.
"Who are you lying to? These people, one by one, as long as they are Internet celebrities, as long as they go to Thailand, something will happen immediately?"
"Hey, I love you Thais, so that tourists who want to attack don't move, and only pick these Internet celebrities with traffic? I'm afraid the impact is not bad enough, and the wolf warriors don't come fast enough?"
"Bah! Routine, all routine!"
"It's like who can't."
After Fang Lang vented for a while, he became excited again:
"Originally, I just rubbed the heat,
After all, it was too late to start. I still learned from those so-called missing big internet celebrities. "
"But it's different now. Magic City Liuli actually noticed me and sent me a private message."
"I just need to motivate her to pay attention to me. As long as she pays attention, I will win. After all, I am in China, and I am not in Thailand at all. Her fall is guaranteed."
Taimei Lisa had a cute face when she heard it, she blinked her eyes flutteringly, as if she didn't understand, and asked hesitantly for a long time: "Then, Lang, what are you going to do?"
Fang Lang chuckled and said, "Of course it's a live broadcast provoking Demon City Liuli.
Come on, my little darling, go and put on your new dress,
Live with me. "
"Oh……"
Lisa obediently changed into a new white silk dress.
When he walked out again, even Fang Lang, who had stepped on Liu Li's fans to become a big internet celebrity with all his heart, had a look of amazement in his eyes.
The so-called Fuxin skirt is actually a rectangular piece of silk that wraps the waist tightly, adjusts the tightness with a waist cord, and then hides the waist cord back around the waist.
Lisa was wearing a new skirt, and she was wearing a blouse that exposed her navel, with a tight grip around her waist. She walked with such a graceful demeanor, as if she could break the gaze of a man.
When she changed her clothes and came out, Fang Lang had already set up the live broadcast equipment, hugged Lisa, faced the camera together, and started the live broadcast...
……
Small building,
Magic City Liuli Funeral Shop.
After Liu Li finished her breakfast, she drank the tea made by Xiaojiu herself in her exclusive place. It was the Tieguanyin spring tea from Bamin Anxi in the past. It smelled like orchids and Guanyin, and the incense lingered like incense.
She held a teacup in one hand and sipped Tieguanyin, and swiped the ID with the other hand. Fang Lang rowed a boat without oars in the past video.
"It's not a good thing..."
Liu Li frowned when he saw it, and Fang Lang's impression was that he was just a passerby, and he became a passerby who was not flat.
In a bunch of past videos, nine out of ten are videos of him traveling in Southeast Asia, or even more remote and backward countries and places.
Before going to a place,
The beginning of Fang Lang's videos are all the same, they are all made of bracelets worth a few dollars at Yiwu Small Commodity,
Then when I got to the place, relying on sweet words and Chinese identity, I met a girl and gave her a bracelet,
Pretending to be a prodigal, pretending to be a rich man, and tricking an ignorant foreign girl who is full of longing for China into bed.
Relying on this novelty, Fang Lang still has a lot of fans.
Although it can't be called a big internet celebrity, there are still millions of fans.
The previous part was considered to be harming foreigners. Although the harms were all ignorant girls, which made Liu Li feel uncomfortable, they were outsiders after all.
The following video made Liu Li frown even more frequently.
He began to harm the Chinese people.
It's not that I sent bracelets to cheat me into bed. This trick doesn't work so well in China. Fang Lang began to encourage everyone to travel to Southeast Asia in the video.
where poor,
Where is the mess?
He encourages fans to go where,
It also introduces intermediaries, landing services and so on.
"It's just this kind of food, it's really not human."
Liu Li knew with his belly button that he was definitely ready for a meal.
When Xiao Jiu was pouring tea for Liu Li, she was silently watching her video. When Liu Li couldn't help complaining, Xiao Jiu interjected:
"Old boss, I know this person."
"Ok?"
"He used to have more fans than now, after all, his style and content are...special."
"Oh, man."
"But then he overturned. He was encouraging fans to travel to northern Myanmar and recommending hotels."
"Northern Myanmar? And then?"
"Then he, a fan girl, really believed it, went there, and was killed by three people there, and the matter became serious. This Fang Lang said that it had nothing to do with him. The three murderers went to China, not Burma. Beiren, they won't even apologize."
Liu Li's eyes widened: "There is such a thing!"
Xiao Jiu nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I remember. Later, when things got serious, the girl's family wanted to sue him. This Fang Lang seemed to have lost a lot of money before it was settled, but fans still lost a lot."
"Deserved!"
Liu Li's hands were itchy again, she wanted to pay attention, and she didn't want to bear it.
She reopened Fang Lang's homepage.
Before she could pay attention, she discovered that Fang Lang had started a live broadcast.
live broadcast,
The title of the live broadcast was actually—[Magic City Liuli, do you dare to come in? 】
……Depend on!
... I call you, do you dare to agree?
Liu Li entered the live broadcast room cursing.
when she went in,
Fang Lang was hugging a girl who was obviously a Thai girl, moving one hand irregularly, and at the same time talking non-stop:
"My family members don't need to persuade me."
"I don't believe it myself, how can I spread it to you?"
"I'm right here. If Thailand is really as dangerous as they say, can I still put my arms around Thai girls and live broadcast with you here? Impossible!"
"It's alarmist, everyone, don't be afraid, just come and play. I know a homestay owner who also sells amulets. They are all consecrated by eminent monks in Thailand. They are very effective. Wait for me to post a link. Interested family members should not miss it. ah."
Fang Lang finished the advertisement, cleared his throat, and said seriously:
"I don't know if Magic City Liuli has seen this live broadcast."
"Here I am, in the presence of all my fans,
challenge you. "
"Just bet on whether I can leave Thailand safely."
"I bet I can!"
"If I lose, aren't you doing funerals in Magic City Liuli? I'll give you the 160 catties, and all my wealth will be used as funeral expenses for you. It's a great funeral, ha!"
"Everyone testify, this is considered a legally binding notarization."
In the barrage,
The fans who were still persuading him earnestly before were instantly induced and became excited.
"Langlang is really tough, how dare he dare to beat Modu Liuli."
"It seems that Thailand is really safe. Consider going there."
"Gambling your wealth and your body, tsk tsk tsk, I don't know if you dare to take it or not?"
"Langlang hasn't said what he wants if he wins, so please stop arguing."
"..."
As soon as Liu Li came in, his face immediately turned dark after hearing such words.
She also wanted to hear, what does this Fang Lang want to bet with her?
Fang Lang saw the barrage of bullet screens, and felt more and more that he was going to be popular, so he said while the iron was hot:
"If I win, you send me a private message to curse me, I don't care about you, and you don't need to apologize to me.
You just apologize to my fans and family,
Go to Thailand again, just visit the male model bar I went to today, shoot a video and send it to me exclusively, as a welfare for my family, that’s all. "
"Not too much."
"Do you dare to bet?"
In the barrage, there are pieces of "Gambling" swiping the screen.
"As long as you pay attention to me, you will accept the bet!"
"Modu Liuli, do you dare to pay attention to me?"
Liu Li silently sent a comment——
Magic City Liuli Funeral Dragon: Bet!
then,
Backhand is a concern!
(End of this chapter)
"Waves~"
A sweet voice, with an exotic accent, came from behind Fang Lang.
"You're lying, it's not good."
Fang Lang said disapprovingly: "Lisa (Lisa), how can I call this a lie?"
He beckoned for that Lisa to come over.
Accompanied by a gust of fragrant wind, a beautiful Thai girl with fair skin and facial features with obvious Southeast Asian style came over with a peeled durian.
"Isn't it called a liar?"
Lisa tilted her head and looked puzzled: "But you are obviously in Shanghai, not Thailand."
Fang Lang threw the durian and the knife to open it on the table, hugged Lisa, and kissed her on the face.
"Hahaha, I'm so innocent and cute."
"As long as I don't get caught, who can say I'm lying?"
Fang Lang proudly said: "Except for you, no one knows that I am hiding in your den. I even had my mobile phone taken to Thailand, where I turned on the positioning and then transferred it back."
He shook the mobile phone in his hand: "Who can expose me."
"No one can debunk it, and that's true."
"How can it be called a lie?"
Fang Lang talked, as if he believed it.
Lisa lowered her head, as if she didn't know how to refute, and felt something was wrong.
"cut."
Fang Lang lit a cigarette and sarcastically said, "I'm not stupid. Thailand is so chaotic now, so I only go there."
"I believe I will go to Thailand at this time, they are stupid."
"A little bit of the material that was shot before, edited it, and they will be limped, stupid, all stupid."
Fang Lang taunted wantonly, labeling his fans, fans, and those who cared about his safety as "stupid" indifferently.
He got excited when he said it, and made a gesture of embracing the Oriental Pearl Tower. He opened his arms and said "ahhh" out of the window a few times, and then said, "Lisa, do you know? I'm going to be popular! Immediately, immediately!"
"That idiot named Magic City Liuli messaged me privately."
"She is so popular now, what kind of special abilities do a group of idiots really think she has?"
"She must have mistakenly thought that I was really in Thailand and wanted to make a fuss. Hahaha, I hit an iron plate."
"I'm in Shanghai, right under her nose. This time her legend is about to be shattered. I will step on her and become a new generation of internet celebrity!"
"At that time, I will have money. I can get your sister back, take all your parents over, and live a good life together."
As Fang Lang said, he scented Lisa's face a few more times.
Lisa tried to resist, but finally let him get wet on her face.
"But how to do that? Is it really good to do that?"
Lisa continued to ask with concern.
Fang Lang ignored the second half of the sentence, and said triumphantly, "I've already prepared it."
"Today's video is finished, so I will continue to update it tomorrow, and then release those stupid pigeons, one pigeon for a week."
"As long as there is a rhythm, they must think something happened to me."
"In a week, you put on some makeup to make me look haggard, and there are small scars on the inconspicuous places, like being tied up, needle holes left by injections and so on."
"I'll leave some flaws, such as a stiff expression, wandering eyes, and pretending to leave a secret signal."
"Finally, I will play a trumpet, and go up to bring the rhythm, saying that I have been controlled by someone, and I will soon be caught by Karma."
"The heat is going up."
"In another week, I will post another video, saying that I am fine, and that a lot of things have happened..."
"Hahaha, who wouldn't know how to play this game?"
Fang Lang sneered, swiped on the phone, and showed those big internet celebrities who have recently been involved in the Thai news one by one, pointing at their avatars.
"Who are you lying to? These people, one by one, as long as they are Internet celebrities, as long as they go to Thailand, something will happen immediately?"
"Hey, I love you Thais, so that tourists who want to attack don't move, and only pick these Internet celebrities with traffic? I'm afraid the impact is not bad enough, and the wolf warriors don't come fast enough?"
"Bah! Routine, all routine!"
"It's like who can't."
After Fang Lang vented for a while, he became excited again:
"Originally, I just rubbed the heat,
After all, it was too late to start. I still learned from those so-called missing big internet celebrities. "
"But it's different now. Magic City Liuli actually noticed me and sent me a private message."
"I just need to motivate her to pay attention to me. As long as she pays attention, I will win. After all, I am in China, and I am not in Thailand at all. Her fall is guaranteed."
Taimei Lisa had a cute face when she heard it, she blinked her eyes flutteringly, as if she didn't understand, and asked hesitantly for a long time: "Then, Lang, what are you going to do?"
Fang Lang chuckled and said, "Of course it's a live broadcast provoking Demon City Liuli.
Come on, my little darling, go and put on your new dress,
Live with me. "
"Oh……"
Lisa obediently changed into a new white silk dress.
When he walked out again, even Fang Lang, who had stepped on Liu Li's fans to become a big internet celebrity with all his heart, had a look of amazement in his eyes.
The so-called Fuxin skirt is actually a rectangular piece of silk that wraps the waist tightly, adjusts the tightness with a waist cord, and then hides the waist cord back around the waist.
Lisa was wearing a new skirt, and she was wearing a blouse that exposed her navel, with a tight grip around her waist. She walked with such a graceful demeanor, as if she could break the gaze of a man.
When she changed her clothes and came out, Fang Lang had already set up the live broadcast equipment, hugged Lisa, faced the camera together, and started the live broadcast...
……
Small building,
Magic City Liuli Funeral Shop.
After Liu Li finished her breakfast, she drank the tea made by Xiaojiu herself in her exclusive place. It was the Tieguanyin spring tea from Bamin Anxi in the past. It smelled like orchids and Guanyin, and the incense lingered like incense.
She held a teacup in one hand and sipped Tieguanyin, and swiped the ID with the other hand. Fang Lang rowed a boat without oars in the past video.
"It's not a good thing..."
Liu Li frowned when he saw it, and Fang Lang's impression was that he was just a passerby, and he became a passerby who was not flat.
In a bunch of past videos, nine out of ten are videos of him traveling in Southeast Asia, or even more remote and backward countries and places.
Before going to a place,
The beginning of Fang Lang's videos are all the same, they are all made of bracelets worth a few dollars at Yiwu Small Commodity,
Then when I got to the place, relying on sweet words and Chinese identity, I met a girl and gave her a bracelet,
Pretending to be a prodigal, pretending to be a rich man, and tricking an ignorant foreign girl who is full of longing for China into bed.
Relying on this novelty, Fang Lang still has a lot of fans.
Although it can't be called a big internet celebrity, there are still millions of fans.
The previous part was considered to be harming foreigners. Although the harms were all ignorant girls, which made Liu Li feel uncomfortable, they were outsiders after all.
The following video made Liu Li frown even more frequently.
He began to harm the Chinese people.
It's not that I sent bracelets to cheat me into bed. This trick doesn't work so well in China. Fang Lang began to encourage everyone to travel to Southeast Asia in the video.
where poor,
Where is the mess?
He encourages fans to go where,
It also introduces intermediaries, landing services and so on.
"It's just this kind of food, it's really not human."
Liu Li knew with his belly button that he was definitely ready for a meal.
When Xiao Jiu was pouring tea for Liu Li, she was silently watching her video. When Liu Li couldn't help complaining, Xiao Jiu interjected:
"Old boss, I know this person."
"Ok?"
"He used to have more fans than now, after all, his style and content are...special."
"Oh, man."
"But then he overturned. He was encouraging fans to travel to northern Myanmar and recommending hotels."
"Northern Myanmar? And then?"
"Then he, a fan girl, really believed it, went there, and was killed by three people there, and the matter became serious. This Fang Lang said that it had nothing to do with him. The three murderers went to China, not Burma. Beiren, they won't even apologize."
Liu Li's eyes widened: "There is such a thing!"
Xiao Jiu nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I remember. Later, when things got serious, the girl's family wanted to sue him. This Fang Lang seemed to have lost a lot of money before it was settled, but fans still lost a lot."
"Deserved!"
Liu Li's hands were itchy again, she wanted to pay attention, and she didn't want to bear it.
She reopened Fang Lang's homepage.
Before she could pay attention, she discovered that Fang Lang had started a live broadcast.
live broadcast,
The title of the live broadcast was actually—[Magic City Liuli, do you dare to come in? 】
……Depend on!
... I call you, do you dare to agree?
Liu Li entered the live broadcast room cursing.
when she went in,
Fang Lang was hugging a girl who was obviously a Thai girl, moving one hand irregularly, and at the same time talking non-stop:
"My family members don't need to persuade me."
"I don't believe it myself, how can I spread it to you?"
"I'm right here. If Thailand is really as dangerous as they say, can I still put my arms around Thai girls and live broadcast with you here? Impossible!"
"It's alarmist, everyone, don't be afraid, just come and play. I know a homestay owner who also sells amulets. They are all consecrated by eminent monks in Thailand. They are very effective. Wait for me to post a link. Interested family members should not miss it. ah."
Fang Lang finished the advertisement, cleared his throat, and said seriously:
"I don't know if Magic City Liuli has seen this live broadcast."
"Here I am, in the presence of all my fans,
challenge you. "
"Just bet on whether I can leave Thailand safely."
"I bet I can!"
"If I lose, aren't you doing funerals in Magic City Liuli? I'll give you the 160 catties, and all my wealth will be used as funeral expenses for you. It's a great funeral, ha!"
"Everyone testify, this is considered a legally binding notarization."
In the barrage,
The fans who were still persuading him earnestly before were instantly induced and became excited.
"Langlang is really tough, how dare he dare to beat Modu Liuli."
"It seems that Thailand is really safe. Consider going there."
"Gambling your wealth and your body, tsk tsk tsk, I don't know if you dare to take it or not?"
"Langlang hasn't said what he wants if he wins, so please stop arguing."
"..."
As soon as Liu Li came in, his face immediately turned dark after hearing such words.
She also wanted to hear, what does this Fang Lang want to bet with her?
Fang Lang saw the barrage of bullet screens, and felt more and more that he was going to be popular, so he said while the iron was hot:
"If I win, you send me a private message to curse me, I don't care about you, and you don't need to apologize to me.
You just apologize to my fans and family,
Go to Thailand again, just visit the male model bar I went to today, shoot a video and send it to me exclusively, as a welfare for my family, that’s all. "
"Not too much."
"Do you dare to bet?"
In the barrage, there are pieces of "Gambling" swiping the screen.
"As long as you pay attention to me, you will accept the bet!"
"Modu Liuli, do you dare to pay attention to me?"
Liu Li silently sent a comment——
Magic City Liuli Funeral Dragon: Bet!
then,
Backhand is a concern!
(End of this chapter)
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