Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 15 Funeral Holder, God!
the wheel is spinning,

Liu Li's eyeballs followed suit.

Slow to fast, I could keep up at first, then I became dizzy, and finally my eyes became the shape of mosquito coils.

Before being vomited around, Liu Li could barely see the things in some grids on the roulette.

[Talent], [Skill]...

[Marriage], [Opportunity]...

[Fortune], [Air Luck]...

…………

Wait, and wait and wait.

Only Liu Li couldn't think of it. Without her seeing it, she didn't want it.

This is just a small part of the huge roulette wheel.

Liu Li never thought about it,
How could so many kinds of hairs be pulled out from one person.

This is to squeeze the bald skin of customers every minute.

"Ouch~!"

Liu Li retched twice, collected herself, and looked again.

This time, with great perseverance, she did not look at the roulette itself, but looked at the sides and top of the roulette.

Right of the Roulette, book:

"Six feet underground, people are buried."

On the Left of the Roulette, Book:

"Sixty feet underground, the emperor is buried."

Horizontal batch:

Undertaker, God!
This is a couplet that is not neat, not even neat.

But the meaning contained in it makes everyone look down on everyone.

Executing, presiding over, and in charge of.

in other words,

It was Liu Libenli.

Liu Li was stunned.

She often complains about the one-stop funeral system,

Opening your mouth is a "bad thing", shutting up is a "wonderful work",
I have to add a word "things are forced" in my stomach,
This was so sudden, I was shocked.

funeral……

Isn't it low class?

Why is there a tone all of a sudden?

I'm not used to it.

Liu Li was stunned for a moment, then stood up.

"Good guy,

I'm straight up good guy. "

"If this draws a few more times...

What this skill and that talent,
What is the chance here, the luck at the other end,
We can't take off directly on the spot. "

"Ask me about everything, I can't eat enough, ah bah, what are you doing?

Interested in playing a Bach aria,
You can report the year of origin by smacking your lips.
You can tell what perfume it is by sniffing your nose.
You can recognize famous brands in the world by blinking your eyes,

Wen can write a small composition with a pen,
Wu Ke beat the scumbag with one hand,
Then build tall buildings in the magic capital,
Gee tut,
The blind date market has not been looted yet? "

Liu Li wiped her saliva, deeply feeling that she was out of shape.

That's it, why are you still dating? !

Small, the layout is small.

"Why hasn't it arrived yet?"

"How about I go to meet you?"

Liu Li's itching was unbearable, and she wished she could receive the client immediately, sign the contract, burn incense and take a bath, and walk around with the roulette wheel.

It's just that she also knows that it's not very reliable to welcome guests.

One-stop funeral in the magic city of Liuli, not one-stop catering and bathing in the magic city,

Don't like the "boyfriend come to play", "big brother spirit" set.

"Reserve, be reserved..."

"...What a ghost!"

"Who can bear this?"

With such a short temper, Liu Li put on her high heels and went downstairs with a thump.

Gotta find something to do for myself.

Otherwise, sooner or later, I can't help but get on the locomotive and pick up the passengers.

That still has to be forced to drop a place.

"Rena!"

"Little Nine!"

"Is there anything I can help with?"

Liu Liren had already gone downstairs, and hadn't seen the two cubs yet, just as he was surprised, a tall, intellectual, delicate girl in a small suit and gold-rimmed glasses greeted her.

"Boss, Linnai and Xiaojiu can't stay idle, saying that our store is going to be popular, and we are going to connect with upstream and downstream suppliers in advance."

Liu Li glanced at the little suit strangely, and was indisputable: "Little Yun'er, I finally remembered that I have to go to work. Were you the miner Achilles Smecta yesterday?"

Yoona in a small suit, a Korean girl, one of the four little secretaries.

Yun'er sighed: "Boss, I came yesterday, but you were sleeping late. Also, Smecta is not used in this way."

"that's not important."

Liu Li waved his hands, looked left and right: "You are the only one looking at the store?"

"bawl."

Yuner smacked her lips towards the corner.

Liu Li turned her head to look over, and what she saw was a fighting nation girl dressed as a Lucia doll, who was at the peak of her beauty as a white woman, rolling up her sleeves and gearing up around a heavy locomotive.

"Baby, you are... Hey, put it down, put it down."

Liu Li was still calm at first, but seeing the beautiful girl from the fighting nation squatting down and hugging the heavy locomotive to exert strength, she was shocked to the core.

"Don't hurt...my car!"

Liu Li stumbled on her mouth, and saw the soft, waxy, white and tender beautiful girl from the fighting ethnic group exhale "haha" and pull the heavy locomotive from the ground.

"hiss……"

Liu Li held her chin silently, fearing that it would fall.

Especially at,

The baby turned around holding the heavy locomotive, and looked at it cutely, with an expression of "who is calling me".

Doll, one of the four little secretaries, a beautiful girl from the fighting nation.

The name of the fighting nation consists of three parts, real name + father's name + last name, a long string.

Liu Li remembered several times but couldn't remember, this baby is that baby, Eva or Sharapova foolishly can't tell,
Simply called "doll".

Showa-style Japanese beautiful girl who likes JK——Rena;
Often dressed in Hanfu, she looks like a nine-year-old, 1.6-meter-[-]-year-old domestically-produced beautiful girl—Xiao Jiu;
Gold-rimmed glasses girl, a Korean intellectual beauty girl in a small suit and white shirt——Yoona;
I love Lucia doll costumes, which look like traditional costumes at first glance, but then look like a beautiful girl of the fighting nation with strange powers—dolls in maid costumes.

These are just the tip of the iceberg.

The four little secretaries, all of them possess unique skills, apart from opening and closing their mouths "boss" and shutting "Sister Liuli", and cooking good dishes one after another, they don't have the slightest awareness of green leaves.

Every time Liu Li sees the four of them, she feels... It's actually pretty good to lie flat and have someone take care of her.

Up to now, she has seriously doubted that such a little secretary can be recruited directly by the boss without even handing in the membership?
Could it be secretly sent by the system?
Tried many times to no avail, so let it be.

Just enjoy it.

For example now,

Liu Li slumped on the sofa, her left hand was the fruit plate that Yun'er had cut, and the doll on her right performed miracles with great strength, moving the heavy locomotive around, muttering incessantly:

"Where should I put it to look better?"

"It looks better here, um, no, let's put it there.

It's so embarrassing. "

Isn't this more comfortable than working hard?
When Liu Li was so contented, Yun'er walked up behind her, gently pressed her shoulder well, and said softly: "Boss, you don't have any makeup on, would you like Yun'er to help you..."

"No, thank you, plain makeup is fine."

Liu Li felt his scalp go numb instantly.

Yun'er's special session is to restrain the appearance, that is, to make up the deceased.

Personalize yourself?

Liu Li decisively thanked Bumin.

"Oh."

It's a pity for Yun'er, but also a little unwilling, and she looks like she wants to work harder.

Liu Li hurriedly said: "It's all right, don't press it, go get the urn if you have nothing to do, um, it's the color I picked last time."

Yoona turned around regretfully and went to the back, when she came out again she was holding a Tiffany blue urn in her hand.

It has a price tag on it: 7777.

Material pottery,
Outer layer of uneven porcelain,

call a shoddy,
If it weren't for the urn,

Even if you put it at a roadside stall for 7 yuan, no one may want it.

"Bring a pen."

Liu Li rolled up his sleeves, took a small marker pen, and added a digit to the price tag.

Taking a step back and taking another look, she nodded with satisfaction.

Yun'er and Wawa all surrounded them, looked at each other in blank dismay when they saw the price that became "77777", and then looked at Liu Li with strange eyes.

This is a pockmark, not a pockmark, but a trick.

It's still shining brightly, the bright slaughter that puts the butcher's knife on the neck of the person.

Really... well done.

Yoona took down the price tag and carefully blew on it.

Liu Li asked strangely: "Little Yun'er, what are you doing?"

Yun'er didn't even raise her head: "The boss took the order, didn't that customer enter the magic city? I'm afraid I won't have time to finish the words, blow off."

"Oh, blow it well."

Liu Li responded first, and then realized, inexplicably surprised:
"Huh? You said, the order I took didn't mean ruffian beauty?"

"Yes!"

"Wait, let me reason."

"No, I didn't mention this to you."

"How did you know?"

Yun'er stopped, picked up the tablet and shook it in front of Liu Li:
"It's not just me, maybe everyone in Shanghai knows about Smecta."

(End of this chapter)