Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 16
"I can't?"

Liu Li took the tablet in a daze, and found that it was a video from a local anchor in Shanghai.

The cover of the video is of a hearse.

It is the kind of car that is converted from a van to fit a coffin in funeral parlors around the world.

"Is there a ruffian in the car?!"

Liu Li understood a little bit, and asked, "Is this being teased by someone as a hot spot?"

Yun'er and Wawa shook their heads together.

"It's not just rubbing hot spots." Yun'er adjusted her gold-rimmed glasses, with a serious face: "Boss, someone is going to mess things up."

"Smash the field?"

"Yes! Professionally."

Yun'er's hand tapped heavily on the ID of the local anchor in Shanghai.

"ID: Brother Zachang."

"433.2 million likes, 105 followers, 123.0 million followers."

"introduce:
If the road is uneven, I will step on it.

I also stepped on Lu Ping,
Grandpa loves to make trouble by nature. "

Liu Li took a glance and understood.

The IDs are all bad guys, not professional.

Professional smashing.

"Why, are you going to smash the hearse today?"

Liu Li was inexplicably irritated, and a sense of "there is always someone who wants to hurt me" came up immediately.

Be patient and click on the latest video.

In the video,
The first thing that popped up was Brother Zaichang's big pie face.

In his thirties, with oily hair and pink face, and an arrogant expression, he was short of engraving the words "no one is a bird" on his forehead.

As soon as Brother Zaicang entered the mirror, he made a hip-hop gesture, and said in a stern tone: "Brothers, follow me, and start today's smashing scene."

"Banmaku, let's go, guess what happened today?"

"Old rules, the first one who guesses right gets a prize, the prize..."

Brother Zaichang flicked his sleeves, took off the mechanical watch on his wrist, hung it on his finger and turned it around twice casually, and said indifferently: "Let's just use it."

With a "wow", the barrage filled the screen.

"Drool, it looks expensive at first glance, does anyone know what kind of watch this is?"

"Brother Zaichang is so open-minded, Daytona will be used as a prize."

"Rolex Daytona, you can only buy it if you order it? It's worth 10,000+?"

"Two 10,000+? Damn it, half the house is already worn on your hands, so you don't have to worry about being chopped off when you go out."

"A group of ground turtles, paying back 10,000+, Dayton has gone crazy, well, the watch dealer sold more than 40."

"Hiss, I guess it's another buffet, I don't know what it is?"

"Which cup of green tea made the honest man suck?"

"It must be some internet celebrity shop that is blocking Brother Zaichang's eyes?"

"Wedding! Smash the wedding!"

"Street vendors sell badly, smash them up."

"I guess the other anchors are blindly showing off."

Brother Zachang suddenly yelled:
"stop!"

"It's just you, ID bought a watch last year, so you can guess it right, I've given you a reward, I've given you a reward, I'll send you a private message with the address."

"Damn, this ID, the watch should belong to you, it's gone wrong."

Brother Zaichang laughed and cursed, and threw the Rolex Daytona to the follower.

The barrage stagnated for a moment, and then exploded crazily, full of envy, jealousy and hatred...

……

"hiss!"

"It's really a gift."

Liu Li clicked his tongue, and then snorted: "What's so great about a mere watch?"

"It's as rare as anyone."

...it seems really amazing.

...a little want.

Liu Ligang complained and felt guilty, and heard the doll beside him seriously praise: "Boss, you look so beautiful when you are drooling."

Liu Li: "..."

Liu Li rolled her eyes: "If you don't know how to shoot, don't shoot hard, thank you."

The baby looked aggrieved, and muttered: "I really think it looks good."

Before Liu Li ran away, Yun'er hurriedly persuaded the baby to go back and continue to compete with the heavy locomotive.

Liu Li then watched the video...

……

In the video,
Brother Zachang has already begun to explain: "The scene that we are going to smash today is really related to a recent anchor who is very popular."

"That anchor is also from Shanghai, and everyone knows that the most popular person in Shanghai is..."

Brother Zaichang paused, and the bullet screen swiped: "Brother Zachang! It must be Brother Zachang!"

"That's right, this brother can bear it."

"She has to be cleaned up."

Brother Zaichang slapped his thigh: "Hey, that's the guy."

He picked up the phone and brought the page opened on the screen to the camera.

Liu Li and all the netizens who watched this video could see it clearly.

That's Douyin's personal homepage, the anchor: ID Magic City Liuli Funeral One Dragon!

……

"I?!"

"Did I recruit this mad dog?"

Liu Li's whole body is not well. There is a kind of unlucky feeling like wearing beautiful clothes, beautiful makeup, and beautiful hair, and bird droppings falling on her head as soon as she walks out of the house.

Brother Zachang is that lump of bird shit.

"I have a bad temper..."

Liu Li gritted her teeth and continued to look down...

……

"This bitch belongs to the crow, and she has followed a few anchors. She just happens to be a woman, and she is like a big fairy with that big clove of garlic. Can you get used to her?"

"She has to be cleaned up."

Brother Zaichang said that he laughed and waved his hands: "Well, to be honest, I just can't see the world of the devil's capital. There are people who are more popular than me, so I have to deal with her!"

Brother Zaichang’s words caused another barrage of carnival, demons dancing wildly, ghosts crying and wolves howling, those who booed, those who made jokes, those who spoke obscenities, and those who wrote it would be banned...

Zachangzi waved his arms intoxicated, as if he was standing in the middle of the stage, looking like he was suffering from some serious illness.

"Say something, talk about it."

Having had enough of his addiction, he went on to say:
"Today, there is a hearse to bring ruffian Mei's body up to the capital,
Go to patronize that broken shop where the magic city Liuli has a funeral. "

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's a pity to say it.

Ruffian Mei has a good figure and a better job.

Last time I spent 5 yuan for one night.

Forget it, bad luck, let's not talk about it. "

As soon as Brother Zaichang said this, there was even more howling in the bullet screen, insisting on hearing the details of those who would be banned.

Brother Zaichang pretended he couldn't see it, and continued: "Speaking of business, I heard from my uncle in West Lake City,

I don't know what ecstasy soup that Liuli poured into ruffian beauty,

Ruffian Mei actually signed the contract in advance, paid a deposit, and said that all the funeral affairs after death will be handled by Liuli Funeral, the magic city.

Brothers, tell me, is this a brain bag? "

"Now the hearse with ruffian Mei just entered Shanghai."

"This time, I have to smash it for her."

"Let that Demon City Liuli learn a lesson, know who is the master on this street in the Demon City?!"

After Brother Zaichang finished speaking, the camera zoomed out, facing the hearse that just got off the high speed...

……

"Did you sign the contract in advance?"

"I do not know how?"

Liu Li was stunned at first, but then came to his senses in the next second.

This is how the Ganqing system sends people who "follow" (register) to their door.

"Wait, deposit?"

"Where's the money?!"

Liu Li, who has always had a headache and no money to pay salary, saw the word "deposit" with green eyes.

"boss."

Yun'er raised her hand at the right time, turned the laptop on her lap, facing Liu Li with the screen, and said, "A sum of money has been deposited into the public account."

Liu Li didn't even care about how brother Zachang planned to smash her, so he was a hungry tiger:
"how much is it?"

(End of this chapter)