Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 17

"100000!"

"One deposit is 10?!"

Liu Li read it carefully three times, and then counted the number of zeros. After he was sure that it was correct, his whole body floated up.

at this moment,
Liu Li has a sense of belonging to the funeral industry.

Such a lucrative industry,

Who can not love it.

after all,

The deposit is 10!
You can continue to kill later,
Cough cough, it is to continue to charge a reasonable fee!

What 77777's urn,

what cemetery of 177777,
What about accumulating fees, labor fees, tea fees,

What coffin bearers, bone pickers, worshipers,

Those who play music, watch things, protect the mausoleum...

What is a dragon?

This is called a dragon.

Tap the dragon!
The kind that splashes water into the wallet.

Liu Li wiped her saliva silently, and said firmly:
"When ruffian beauty's family members come, we must provide a homely service to keep customers."

"If you really can't keep it..."

Liu Li waved his hand resolutely: "The deposit will not be refunded!"

In front of you, Yoona and Wawa are still nodding,
As soon as the next four words came out, they couldn't help but froze their necks.

Called a hesitant to speak.

...I didn't expect you to be such a boss.

... well done!
In the face of Yooner and Wawa holding up their glasses and clenching their fists, their unreserved admiration,

Liu Li waved her hands blithely, indicating that she was not too hot.

Salary problem solved,
I'm not afraid that the employees will run away with their picks,
Liu Li, who was in a good mood, watched Brother Zaichang's video again, and suddenly felt the smell.

"its not right."

"Is this video from yesterday?"

When Liu Li saw the sky in the video, it was already evening.

Looking at the time when the video was released, it was indeed yesterday.

"Ruffian Mei's hearse entered Shanghai yesterday,

Why hasn't the first customer come to the store today? "

"Could it really be stopped?"

"and also,
The system is not good for you, the delay of the reminder is a bit serious. "

Liu Li revealed her dog-faced nature to the fullest, her face turned upside down as soon as she said it, and she couldn't remember that she was still shouting "system YYDS" just now.

system:……

Seeing that the system didn't respond, Liu Li squeezed oil out of the stone, and lost all hope of making a fortune, so he could only continue watching the video resentfully.

In the video,
Brother Zaichang and his younger brother have already stopped the hearse that just got off the highway.

A middle-aged woman got off the hearse.

She is sad and haggard, dressed in plain clothes, her facial features are almost carved out of the same mold as the ruffian's beauty, and she was also a beauty when she was young.

Brother Zaichang stepped forward and said, "You're a ruffian's beautiful mother, right?"

The ruffian mother nodded with some trepidation.

"I have something to ask you for. Speaking of which, you are not outsiders. Me and ruffian Mei are the same. Cough cough, we have met several times."

When Bro Zaichang said this, the barrage was already filled with cries of "seven times a night".

Before the ruffian mother could speak, an accident happened.

Another hearse pulled up side by side.

Another middle-aged woman got out of the hearse,
Jewelry, full of fat, less than 1.6 meters tall, at least two hundred catties dangling.

It is also a hearse, but this one has obviously been widened, and it looks much better.

In the open hearse, an enlarged ice coffin entered the camera.

"What to shoot, fuck off."

The fat woman drove away Brother Zaichang's younger brother like a fly, and threw a pestle at the ruffian's mother aggressively.

The ruffian mother hurriedly introduced: "This is Brother Mao's mother, we are together."

"This time when Xiaomei had an accident, Mother Cat helped me a lot. I'm a countryman, so I don't know where to open the door?"

Brother Zaichang’s barrage is as cheerful as the Chinese New Year:

"Where is this cat mother? Where is such a big cat, it is clearly a fat mother."

"Fat mom no doubt."

"Is Brother Mao the 300-pound fat guy who pushes the ruffian in the backseat?"

"Sure enough, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and the sons of mice can make holes."

"biological."

"Are you going to visit the magical capital of Liuli together? How about the old saying, born with the same quilt, die with the same hole?"

"Together with."

……

Brother Zaichang was shocked by Fat Mom's figure at first, but then he found his rhythm again.

He pushed the fat mom away and said to the ruffian mom:
"You don't want to go to that Liuli's funeral shop."

"But..." The ruffian's mother looked embarrassed, but the fat mother who was about to go crazy, her eyes lit up and she didn't say a word.

"No, but, I know, the contract, the deposit."

Brother Zaichang stretched out his hand and said, "I will pay you back the deposit."

Behind him, a younger brother handed over a backpack, and Brother Zaichang took out a bundle of red soft sister coins bundled together, a thick stack of 5 yuan.

"I'll give you another somersault."

Bro Zaichang stretched out another stack, and stuffed the two stacks of Ruanmei coins into the arms of the ruffian mother.

The 10 yuan Ruanmeibi new banknote is about the size of a brick, and the ruffian mother holds it in both hands with a dazed expression.

The barrage in the video started to carnival again:
"Finally, it's the fun part of throwing money."

"In addition to smashing the scene, I like to watch the money."

"Hey, why wasn't I the one who got smashed?"

"What is the background of Brother Zaichang, can the family bear it if he smashes like this every day?"

"The crown prince of the high-end nightclub in the magic capital, how could he have earned his name in vain?"

"People just take pictures of nine cows and one feather for fun."

"Kneel, kneel."

……

"As long as you go to Liuli's store in Magic City,

Said not to do it with her,
Then accuse her of signing the contract in order to fool your daughter and curse her for an accident,

The money is yours now. "

"It would be even better if I could spit all over her face, how about it?"

The ruffian mother shook her head again and again: "No, no, no..."

Brother Zaichang stretched out his hand again, and the younger brother handed over a piece of A4 paper.

"Look, what you want to say and what you want to do are all written here, as long as you send someone."

"Brothers will go with you and support you!"

"It's a mess, brother, just like this."

As soon as he finished talking about the scene, he staggered and was pulled away by the fat mother.

"you……"

Brother Zaichang was about to lose his temper, when the fat mother started to help him: "Mother Xiaomei, this kid is right. According to me, I just leave Xiaomei's funeral to my sister. Why did you come all the way to Magic City?" .”

The ruffian mother looked at the 10 yuan in her hand, then at the ice coffin in the hearse behind her, gritted her teeth and handed the money back to Brother Zaichang.

"Repay the money to you, no, no."

"My Xiaomei has a stubborn temper since she was a child, and she insists on getting what she wants. As a mother, I have never been able to hold her back, and I am reluctant to wrong her."

"That shop was chosen by Xiaomei herself, and I, a mother, will satisfy him for the last time."

The ruffian mother was dumbfounded by what she said, but she also said that the barrage was quiet.

Faced with the temptation of money, the mother who insisted on satisfying her daughter's wishes,

Netizens who were waiting to watch the excitement were also moved and touched for a moment.

Well, just for a moment.

A barrage of schadenfreude was flying up again:

"The plot of face slapping, extra name, brother Zaicang was slapped in the face."

"Brother Zachang failed to smash the field, whether it is the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature."

"Let's talk about it. It's a little fun to see Brother Zaicang being so deflated."

"Money is not everything, there are always times when it won't work."

The bullet chatting is going on, and the video is continuing.

After the ruffian mother finished speaking, she remembered that her daughter was lying coldly in the hearse, she wiped her tears and turned and walked towards the hearse.

Brother Zaichang turned his head to face the camera, with a sinister smile on his pie face:
"Brother guess, you will definitely laugh at my brother in the barrage."

"Hehe, it's a mess, brother is a professional."

"Without twos and threes, how dare you go to Liangshan?"

"Where is this going? Brother came prepared."

"I heard that there is a fan club in Liuli, the magic capital. It's called Liulichang, right?"

"Today, brother will sing a song for everyone

——Smashing Liulichang three times! "

(End of this chapter)