Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 18 The Mouse Must Marry the Cat

"You smashed one to try?!"

In the capital city, in the small building, Liu Li jumped.

"I also smashed Liulichang three times. Believe it or not, I closed the door and released the dolls."

At the corner, the doll rolled his sleeves, was holding a heavy motorcycle and was changing positions again, when he heard the movement, he turned around in a daze: "Boss, are you calling me?"

"It's okay, go play your game."

Liu Li took a few deep breaths, and silently recited "If you fall, you have to buy a new one, it costs money" several times before holding back from smashing the phone.

After swiping the phone, Brother Zaichang didn't update the video, and the bottom of the previous video was full of comments from fans urging updates.

Compared with ruffian beauty, beauty and beauty, and the outdoor drinking brother, this smashing brother is obviously much more Buddhist.

Rich and willful.

"Boss, are we going to do something?"

Holding her gold-rimmed glasses, Yun'er asked seriously and worriedly.

"of course……"

Liu Ligang was about to act as the fourth little secretary, and then rolled up his sleeves to end in person.

Go up and call Liulichang fans to line up, go down and beat Brother Goutou.

When the words came to her lips, she suddenly froze.

"what?"

"Looks like something is wrong?"

"let me see."

Liu Li crouched on the sofa with her head in her arms, staring blankly ahead.

In Yuner's eyes, this is the case.

In fact,
Liu Li was looking through the historical news of the funeral system.

Pieces of text on the panel were brushed over,
Finally, there is a reminder:
"Registered customer: ID ruffian beauty, delivered to the magic city."

"Please pay attention to the host to receive it, and complete the one-stop funeral service."

……You are the one.

Liu Li rubbed her chin, lost in thought.

...The system only said to let you receive it, but it didn't say to let you pick it up yourself.

... Isn't this just receiving the courier, just wait at home with your feet up.

... With the style of the system, no matter what, SF Express and JD.com have to start delivering goods to the door, so it won’t be three links and one arrival at Cainiao Station, right?

Liu Li's mind turned,
I also thought of the contract that ruffian beauty made out of nothing,

It's nothing to look for, and the hearse that has already entered the magic city...

All of this was silently told to Liu Li
——System YYDS!

"Hehe~hehe~"

Liu Li laughed out loud after thinking about it.

This laughter is so magical, full of schadenfreude and cynicism,
listen to your ears,

Yun'er couldn't help tightening her little suit,

The doll silently lowered her sleeves,

Goosebumps arose.

Liu Li didn't see them, so she sneered:

"I still want to smash this palace, so why don't you try smashing it?"

"You are clearly against the system,
What does the old saying say?

The mouse insists on marrying the cat,
Light the lamp in the latrine,

Pure courting death! "

"Small Liulichang three times, go smash the pot!"

Liu Li nestled back on the sofa relaxedly, while Jiojio lifted the high heels up and down,

Three points naughty, seven points proud, steady with waves.

She completely figured it out.

Ruffian Mei clicked attention, the registered customers who have been authenticated by the system,

The system is responsible for delivering the "express delivery" to the door.

It's not good to pick when to smash the field, brother,

Must hit the muzzle of the system.

What he smashed was not Liu Li's place,
It is clear that what was smashed was the brain of the funeral system.

Can this be as good as him?
The more Liu Li thought about it, the happier she became. She turned into a fan girl of "Brother Zaichang", constantly updating, looking forward to the updated video of Brother Zachang.

If you don't say never forget, there will be echoes.

After a few swipes, a new video was refreshed.

Liu Li clicked excitedly:

In the video,
Brother Zaichang stopped the ruffian mother again, and there was a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes beside him with a smile on his face.

"introduce."

Bro Zaichang patted the shoulder of the man in the suit, "This is the deputy general manager of the largest funeral chain company in Shanghai.

Their company has long-term cooperation with all funeral homes and cemeteries in Shanghai.

More than half of the funeral shops in the whole magic city rely on leaking points from their fingers to eat.

No matter you want to make Chinese style, Western style, Japanese style or other messy style for ruffian beauty,

He can handle everything properly for you.

Find a symphony orchestra to play mourning and music for your daughter. "

Brother Zaichang said confidently: "Don't you want your daughter to go away in a good way? You don't have to worry about the expenses, brother will take care of it."

There was obvious hesitation on the ruffian's face.

The man in the suit handed over his business card with a smile on his face under Brother Zaichang's gesture: "Madam, please rest assured.

Funeral, we are professional! "

The ruffian mother is still hesitating, but the barrage is already on fire, and the rainbow fart resounds:
"Brother Zachang is Brother Zachang, Zachangzi, you are a professional."

"It's really well prepared. The deputy general manager of the largest funeral chain company has sneaked over here."

"It's a little bit of art to spend money this time."

"When the grass-roots team meets the national team, Liulichang, the magic capital, is doomed."

"..."

Brother Zaichang "swipe" out of his pocket and took out a bronzing business card, and flashed it in front of the ruffian mother:
"This is the business card of the famous master in Demon City—the Dragon Lord."

"As long as you agree, brother will go and beg my father to come forward and ask Lord Dragon to do the math for your daughter."

Bro Zaichang couldn't hide his smug smile.

The ruffian mother was obviously tempted.

More professional funeral services,

Well-known master fortune-telling to see Feng Shui to choose the cemetery,
With this combination of punches, no one will be dizzy if caught.

It's not just Brother Zachang, fans in the barrage also think it's safe:
"Has anyone heard of this master? Is it really 'big'? Bah, bah, do I mean spirit?"

"Lord Dragon, I've heard that there are two brushes that specialize in geomantic omen for rich people."

"Brother Zaichang, this is a waste of money, he was knocked unconscious."

"I'm fine with me, um, I mean the one who got smashed."

"It's okay to be beaten. Last week someone was beaten and earned 200 million per saliva."

"It's over, it's over, it's another unpretentious and boring smashing by Brother Zachang."

"Modu Liuli played GG."

"..."

Sudden--

The camera shakes for a while, and the younger brother who is in charge of filming is obviously shocked.

A fat mother rushed over,
Changing from her previous attitude of being happy to see the results and wishing to mess things up, the fat mother ruthlessly pushed Brother Zaichang and his younger brother away, and was about to get into the hearse with her arms around the ruffian mother, constantly babbling:

"Mom Xiaomei, I'm here now, I still have to go to that dilapidated shop to have a look."

"This is Xiaomei's last wish, isn't it?"

"Don't listen to this irrelevant person's nonsense, and screw things up later."

"There is a sister, you will listen to her when the time comes."

The ruffian mother was pushed into the car in a daze, she opened her mouth a few times, but in the end she didn't know what to think, but she didn't open her mouth after all, and she acquiesced.

Brother Zaichang's expression at this moment was extremely exciting, from complacency to surprise, and then to anger, he suddenly changed his face in a Sichuan opera.

"Go away, good dogs don't get in the way."

"Believe it or not, my wife called the police."

Brother Zaichang and his younger brothers had to get out of the way, and watched the two hearses drive away...

drove off...

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

In the barrage,
The atmosphere is very cheerful:

"Two hit Liulichang, failed!"

"Brother Zaichang feels that he has a great advantage. He went out with A, and he played GG."

"I asked my daughter, who looks better, Magic City Liuli or Brother Zaichang?

She said that the colored glaze in the magic capital is a bit nice.

She also said, Brother Zaichang is kind of nice...laugh!Hahaha~"

(End of this chapter)