Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 19 Surprise or surprise?
"Wahhaha~~"

"I can laugh for a year with this big pie face with split ends."

Liu Li was so happy that he rolled on the sofa.

Brother Zaichang's lost, distorted, and unwilling face under the camera is full of joy.

"It's not over, it's not over."

"Brother still has a trick."

"I still don't believe it, I can't miss this match today."

Brother Zaichang finished his harsh words, then pushed the camera with his hand violently, and the whole screen went black.

When it lights up again, it's obviously edited.

A gas station appears in the video.

It was getting darker.

The sun is about to go down.

In front of the gas station, two hearses are refueling.

Brother Zaichang reappeared in the camera,
Obviously cleaned up, it doesn't look so "funny" anymore, and it has returned to a complacent and confident look.

"Dear fans, I have agreed to smash Liulichang three times. My brother has always been happy, not breaking appointments."

"Look, brother is going to make a big move."

Brother Zaichang waved his arms, and the fans in the barrage expressed their emotional stability.

One hit won't work, two hits won't make it, these three hits, it's hard for people to maintain confidence in Brother Zachang.

In the barrage, the fans of Brother Zaichang began to criticize the car parked beside him instead:

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be the legendary domestically produced car——Wuling Hongguang."

"Brother Zaichang, did he bankrupt himself? Why do you drive a broken van?"

"Hey, this car is quite a comparison. It seems that the old bustard has married someone—I don't know how many hands it has gone through?"

"Brother Zachang, what are you doing?"

"Meow, meow, can it be that if you can't solve the problem, you have to solve the person who caused the problem?"

"If you don't understand, just ask, brother Zachang, is this trying to kill the ruffian mother?"

"Hiss! Brother Zaichang, calm down!"

"..."

The barrage was raging.

Brother Zaichang kicked the car door, and Wuling Hongguang's car door opened. One of his younger brothers opened the door, and was about to get out when Brother Zachang pushed him back.

"Sit down, there's work to do later.

Where did you pull out this old onion?

Are you sure it's still valid? "

The younger brother obsequiously offered a cigarette: "Sure, sure, it's okay to specify."

Brother Zaichang accepted it with dignity, held it between his fingers, and asked:
"Okay, how much did it cost?"

"Just ten thousand."

"How many?"

"One to ten thousand."

Brother Zaichang gave him a sideways look, and sneered: "I'll give you another chance to organize your words."

The younger brother was intimidated: "Two... two thousand..."

"Two thousand, you report ten thousand to my brother!"

Brother Zaichang took out a stack of [-] Ruanmei coins, squeezed them in his hands and knocked them on the younger brother's head.

"Let you ten thousand, let you ten thousand."

The little brother kept smiling and didn't dare to make a sound.

Brother Zaichang took out 2000 banknotes from his hand and threw them into the younger brother's arms: "This is the car money."

Then, he threw the remaining 8000 yuan in his hand through the car window: "This is your reward."

The little brother was overjoyed, put Qian Quan in his arms, and heard Brother Zaichang sneer and say:

"Go to work!"

The younger brother started the car in a hurry, and the whole Wuling Hongguang was shaking, as if it was about to fall apart at any moment.

Brother Zaichang turned his back to Wuling Hongguang, and threw the cigarette between his fingers into his mouth, and saw that the fire handed over by his younger brother lit up, and spit out a smoke ring that lingered for a long time.

In the barrage,
Screen frantically.

"Still pretending to beep, it will kill people."

"Come on, don't make fun of the criminal law."

"Listen to my brother's advice, don't screw up today's business, it's not worth going in for this."

"Brother Zachang, just hit it, give her face, let her spend the New Year in the hospital, or be a member of the underground league."

"Brother Zachang, calm down!"

"Calm down +[-]."

"Calm +[-]."

"Calm down peat, get dry!"

"..."

Brother Zaichang, with the posture of "real men never look back at explosions", shaved his hair for the camera and said:
"I really thought there was nothing I could do with her, right?"

"There are ways."

"[-] yuan of broken bread, kiss it when you meet, it's not deep or shallow, just right, and then call the traffic police and report to the insurance, follow the rules."

"Brother's broken bread is not going to be taken, let's see if her hearse can get to that broken funeral shop..."

"If you really don't know how to be funny, I will throw away [-] yuan for such broken bread. Come and have fun with her with a hundred."

Brother Zaichang faced the camera, took a deep breath of cigarette, and smiled charmingly.

The fans in the barrage understood:

"Let me just say, brother Zachang wants to do it, not to punish him. I still know it in my heart."

"Buying broken bread to piss off other people's hearse, it's too bad, you've snatched all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

"I feel sorry for ruffian mom for a second."

"One thing to say, isn't this a bit too vicious? He is a hearse, and there are corpses in the car."

"That's what you want. It's not a treat to eat."

The bullet screen was in a panic, the van behind Brother Zaichang started, and after a few tens of meters, at the exit of the gas station, two hearses, one after the other, drove out after refueling.

Smoke was coming from the wheels of the van, the gas pedal was crushed to death, and it rushed out, heading straight for the hearse where Ruffian Mei's body was.

At this moment,
Originally saw the critical moment, the barrage that spontaneously quieted down, and started frantically swiping the screen again:
"Wood grass!"

"West grass, nest grass, nest grass..."

"..."

Brother Zaichang was facing the camera with a cigarette in his mouth, when he heard a "bang" crash from behind him, he opened his arms and yelled:
"Surprise!"

"Aren't you surprised, are you surprised?!"

Brother Zaichang was enjoying himself with a cigarette in his mouth, but he didn't hear the younger brothers' flattery, so he gave a dissatisfied look.

The timid voice of the younger brother in charge of shooting came from outside the camera:

"Brother, brother, something went wrong, turn around and give me a hug."

What could go wrong?
Brother Zaichang turned his head disapprovingly, and the next second, he blurted out a "wocao".

What he saw was his broken Wuling Hongguang worth [-] yuan, which was directly on the front face of a Porsche Panamera, and each was smoking.

Surprise into fright,
Surprise is a real surprise.

"Wo Cao, Wo Cao, Wo... Wo..."

Brother Zaichang's face swelled into a pig's liver color, and he stuck his pig's trotters into his mouth and scratched desperately, looking like he was going to be out of breath.

The shaking and messy lens captured the scene that happened just now.

In the barrage, after a short pause, the fans started to revel:

"Have you seen it? Have you seen it? It's the first time I've seen someone smoke a cigarette."

"It must be our brother Zachang, watching his video is gaining insight."

"Hahaha, I played it back three times, and the way Brother Zaicang swallowed the cigarette was so funny."

"Four times."

"Five times."

"Six times..."

"It has been made into an emoticon package, and there is a link in the comments."

"Already under."

"Down + [-]"

"..."

In the video,
The scene was chaotic, Brother Zaichang managed to calm down,

Looking up with snot and tears,
Not far away, two hearses bypassed the scene of the accident like walking on the road for fear of stepping on dog shit.
He stopped not far away, with a posture of watching the excitement.

then,

A bald man with a big gold chain and a small watch, the watch is still a Patek Philippe, broke into the camera aggressively:
"Unlucky, really unlucky."

"The free shipping area will kill me."

"This time it happened twice, three times and four times. It's endless. It's really better to go home and raise pigs."

"Fuck, this is filming, where are you looking?"

"Stand at attention for me, be serious, let's talk about business."

"Losing money, must lose money!"

(End of this chapter)