Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 38 "Go!"

In the small building,
The air pressure dropped instantly.

"Brother Zachang?"

Liu Li's good mood accumulated all day was in vain, lowered his eyebrows, and asked in a deep voice: "What kind of monster is he again?"

While she was asking a question, she took out her phone and glanced at it again, and Brother Zaichang was clearly hung on it in the watch list.

Another glance at the system,
Brother Zaichang is still obediently lying on the list of "registered customers".

Well, that's fine.

Liu Li put down her phone and looked up again. The video on the projection wall had already started playing.

Yun'er said with self-blame: "This is a video that Brother Zaichang sent in the evening, I didn't notice it."

Liu Li waved his hand indifferently.

Yun'er was doing the mortuary for the ruffian at the time, how could she have the time to pay attention to these things?

Liu Li's attention was focused on the video.

In the video,
blue sky, white clouds, sea;
Hotels, food, women...

The drone is circling, taking the beautiful landscape of the Thai-style spire with the Buddhist jungle style into the camera, and finally falling slowly, lying on the beach chair under the tall palm tree, wearing flowery pants and sunglasses, surrounded by beauties Brother Chang took a picture.

Liu Li was attracted by the charming scenery, and hoped that at this time, a PS master would step forward and P out this thing, brother Zaichang, that would be perfect.

"What is this place?"

Liu Li asked curiously, really, she was really just asking casually, and didn't expect to get an answer at all.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, except for the bewildered face like her, the other three little secretaries immediately answered each sentence without even stumbling.

Linnai said: "The Ritz-Carlton Hermitage Hotel in Krabi Island, Thailand, there seem to be only six in the world.

Odou Sang took me on vacation, it was so boring, there was no one, and it was not lively. "

Yun'er said: "This hotel is full of villas, and the gardens and beaches are only open to guests, so of course it's not lively."

Xiao Jiu added: "It's actually not expensive, and the beach is not as good as I imagined. I remember it was 4000 yuan a night."

Liu Li: "..."

She looked at this and that, and felt that the boss's majesty had been challenged.

Every one of them, do they have mines at home?
Liu Li coughed twice, ignored the topic, and continued to read.

The Brother Zaichang in the video is a completely different person compared to the distressed look when he passed the security check at the airport.

He was full of energy, hugged Tai Mei from left to right, and said to the camera:

"Fans, there are rumors that brother ran away, that is pure nonsense.

My brother was just on a whim, inspired by Thai girls, and flew over to the Ritz-Carlton Hermitage Hotel for vacation. "

"Those sunspots are poor in reality, I can't imagine how happy my brother's life is,
I don't blame them, really, I sympathize with them. "

Brother Zaichang's yin and yang strangeness and Versailles fly together,

Don't forget to say a kiss on the face of Thai girl,
That arrogant look made people even more angry than before, the one that wished he could be slapped away with the soles of his shoes.

Liu Li snatched the phone from Yun'er's hand, paused, pointed to the big pie face in the video and asked:

"Does he think he's doing it again?"

Yun'er nodded, her face was not too good-looking, and said: "In the morning, the whole Internet was full of news about the bride who jumped off the building, but now I can't see it."

Liu Li couldn't believe it: "Suppressed?"

Yun'er nodded heavily: "In the afternoon, a lot of news went up on the trending searches, such as a certain actress' bustard, and a certain little fresh meat being adopted..., there is no heat anymore."

... Can you really do whatever you want with money? !

Liu Li opened his mouth a few times, not knowing what to say, and then looking at the face of Brother Smashing Field on the projection wall, he felt as if he had eaten a fly, so he simply opened the barrage and let the barrage cover up that face.

The video starts playing again.

Barrage like rain:

"That's to say, what a big deal, she wants to jump down by herself, and no one pushes her."

"It was probably trying to extort money, but it turned out to be too slippery. I can't blame my parents for my hard life, and I can't blame the society for my back."

"Why bring that up, I'm usually exhausted at work. After get off work, I just want to watch brother Zaichang doing his job, and I don't want to listen to the bitter and hateful stories."

"..."

In the front part of the bullet screen, the blood vessels on Liu Li's forehead could be seen throbbing.

It's all cynicism and malicious speculation about the dead bride,

Take a tragic event in the world lightly with "foot slip".

That kind of indifference is enough to make people feel cold from the bottom of their hearts to the soles of their feet, which is colder than the winter in the south without heating.

Fortunately, the barrage later became normal, so Liu Li didn't really burst into blood vessels:
"The ones in front are all animals, the identification is complete."

"Human life, that is human life!"

"Forget about the previous work. I admit that I enjoyed watching it very much. Even if I sometimes feel overwhelmed, I can still convince myself that there must be a script, but... this is human life!"

"Ma De, scum, scum, you should kneel down and confess to the girl at this time, and you are still here on vacation to pick up girls. Damn, God is blind."

"I poked my eyes, and I paid attention to some bastard before."

"Let's go, I'm waiting for you assholes, I can't do anything about it, but I don't have to watch it, just cancel it!"

"Off +1."

"Off +2."

"I wait for the ass to draw circles and curse him. Speaking of cursing, that magic capital Liuli seems to be paying attention to Brother Zaichang. I will follow her! Brother Zaichang will die early!"

"Fan her +1, curse early death +1."

"Fan her +2, curse early death +2."

"..."

Yun'er flipped through her phone and said, "Boss, Brother Zaichang's fans have been dropping, but yours is going up."

If you really hit the field and fall, Liuli will be full.

Liu Li was not very happy when he heard that the number of fans had skyrocketed. Not only did he not watch it, he didn't even ask how much it had increased.

He just pursed his lips and continued to watch Brother Zhachang's performance.

In the video, Brother Zaichang didn't know about the follow-up fan bounce, and he was still complacent:
"The matter of that poor woman is settled, and no one will mention it in the future, bad luck."

"You must want to know how to deal with it?"

"Losing money."

"Although I shouldn't pay, she danced by herself, and I didn't push it."

"I provoked someone, I just said a few more words that were not nice."

"It's purely her own problem. If you don't believe me, I'll tell you a few words, do you want to dance or not? If you dance, I will pay for it. As long as you have money, you will be happy."

Brother Zaichang was proud of his grievances, but he really didn't think there was anything wrong with him.

Liu Li's blood pressure went up again.

She just wanted Yun'er to investigate what happened again?

In the barrage, a well-informed fan pointed out:

"Yesterday afternoon, I got into a fight. I saw Brother Zaichang's mother and father in the prison. I reconciled with the family of the girl who jumped off the building."

"Ma De, hold your breath, cancel the pass, and finally because of that woman's worthlessness, you meet a scumbag in front, and the one behind is also a scumbag."

"This kind of husband, why didn't he die?"

"...It was the girl's younger brother who collected the money, and her husband didn't show up."

"Then there's nothing else to say. The family members have all collected money to settle the case. Let's continue to watch the fun."

"..."

In the video,
Brother Zaichang sat up on the recliner and stared at the camera:

"The nonsense is over.

I made this video today, didn't I want to explain something? "

"Brother, why do you need to explain to others?"

"Brother just saw someone's live broadcast preview, funeral anchor? Heh, what the hell!"

"Modu Liuli, it's you who are talking about!"

"Take advantage of my brother's bad luck, step on my brother's enthusiasm to start a live broadcast, right, I want to blind your heart."

Brother Zaichang stood up, pushed away the Thai girl who was approaching, put his face in front of the camera, pointed to his nose and said:

"It's 10 o'clock tomorrow morning."

"Brother will be there in person, let's meet face to face."

"You live broadcast, brother also live broadcast."

"From the time you get off the plane, you wait for me."

Brother Zaichang turned and left the camera range, and a voice came from outside the screen:
"Book a ticket now, and return to Shanghai tomorrow morning!"

The video ends here.

The four little secretaries were either worried, filled with righteous indignation, or rolled up their sleeves...

Feeling something in Liu Li's heart, she turned on the system inexplicably, and took another look at the registered customer information.

In the "Cause of Customer's Death", it is unknown when a change occurred.

"The client's cause of death: 1. Just from the bamboo pole alley, suddenly to the bamboo pole tip; 2. In the dark forest, please keep silent!; 3: ???"

...Dark Forest?Keep silent?

It was rare for Liu Li to understand.

The Three-Body Problem, just watched the series, in the dark forest, there are many hunters with shotguns, whoever speaks first will perish first.

It's going to be broadcast live, how can you keep silent?

Now that Liu Li was angry, she got up and stretched, squinting her eyes and said, "Sleep, don't go back tonight, sleep in the store."

"Tomorrow is our big day."

"The first live broadcast is about to begin."

The four little secretaries all clenched their fists and nodded.

……

One night, speechless.

The next day, sunny.

Magic City, at 5 o'clock in the morning,
the alarm clock rings,
Liu Li sat up from the bed, turned on the light, and glanced at the calendar.

Auspicious: traveling, breaking ground, praying for blessings, burial, offering sacrifices, building;
Inauspicious: getting married, setting up a bed, making a stove.

……

Thailand,

Bangkok, 5:45 a.m.,

Brother Zaichang boarded the plane that flew directly to Shanghai.

……

Magic City, at 6 o'clock in the morning,
After Liu Li finished washing, she opened a special closet.

The overhead light in the closet illuminates,
A set of pure white embroidered gold silk, four-category feather weaving and six-point robe-like clothing, hung alone inside.

This appeared together with the small building, the funeral shop, and the system, and it was specially used to host funeral ceremonies.

Liu Li called it "Battle Robe"!
I take it off and put it on.

……

Bangkok, 6:30 am.

The plane finishes gliding and takes off.

Brother Zaichang was joking with the flight attendant who was doing the squatting service.

……

Magic City, 7 o'clock in the morning.

Liu Li sat in front of the vanity mirror, looking at herself in the mirror, and Yoon'er who was coming with a vanity case, reflected in the mirror.

Liu Li took a deep breath and closed her eyes:
"Yun'er, help me with my makeup."

"Good boss."

Two hours later, Liuli dressed up.

……

Over the South China Sea, at 8 o'clock in the morning.

Brother Zaichang slept soundly in the first class cabin.

……

Above West Lake Bay, 8:45 a.m.
Brother Zaichang turned on his phone, clicked on Liu Li's account homepage, and poked his finger on her profile picture boredly.

One, two, three...

……

Over the port of Shanghai, at 9:[-] a.m.

Brother Zaichang glanced out the window, rubbed his face, and smiled triumphantly:

"Modu, brother is back."

……

Magic City, 9 o'clock in the morning.

Linnai, Xiaojiu, Yun'er, doll, ruffian mother, and ruffian beauty who were pushed out in coffins,

Waiting outside the small building together.

A spacious hearse slowly approached and stopped.

Everything is ready,

It belongs to the Liuli Funeral Shop in Modu,
Liu Li's first funeral live broadcast,
About to start!
open the door

Wearing a funeral robe, Liu Li walked out with a solemn expression, looked around, and waved vigorously:

"set off!"

(End of this chapter)