Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 39 "Waiting For Someone"

There are times when there are no traffic jams in Shanghai,
Like,

The capital also has places where housing prices are cheap.

Um?ask where? ?

Of course it is in "The Wandering Earth 2".

……

The morning peak has passed, the afternoon peak has not yet arrived,
At this time, the demons are not stuck in traffic,

The hearse walked freely through the traffic, heading towards the funeral parlor.

in the hearse,
The ruffian mother supported the coffin with both hands, as if she was afraid of bumping her precious daughter on a smooth road like the intercity expressway.

Yun'er wrapped a black rosary in one hand, and folded her hands facing the coffin, which seemed to be the etiquette of the embalmers in Korea.

Linnai, Xiaojiu, and Wawa were constantly on the phone, constantly communicating and coordinating with each other.

Liu Li didn't listen to the content of their phone calls, and just by looking at their expressions, she knew that the communication was not very smooth.

Linnai hung up the phone and said worriedly, "Sister Liuli, the funeral parlor, the cemetery, as well as the cooperating Feng Shui masters, monks, Taoist priests, musicians, downstream suppliers of coffins, urns, etc., all have problems."

Liu Li's eyes were empty, as if he was in a daze, and he asked nonchalantly, "Oh, what's wrong?"

Linnai, Xiaojiu, Wawa, you say, I say:

"The funeral home and the like signed a contract, because we set a high liquidated damages, they said that they would not renew the contract when it expired, and we can't increase the price."

"It's even worse for those who didn't sign the contract. The musicians in charge of mourning and music couldn't speak directly. It took many phone calls to find someone to stand up for."

"The supplier's situation is similar, saying that they will no longer supply us in the future."

After they finished speaking, they denounced angrily:

"Brother Zachang must be playing tricks!"

Liu Li was silent for a while, then suddenly let out a sigh of relief, and said lightly, "It's fine."

"How can it be all right?" Lingna scratched her hair anxiously, "They bully people, this is to make us unable to do business, and all customers will run away."

She looked at the exquisite makeup made by Yun'er, which had never been seen on Liu Li's face, and fell into doubt.

Good-looking, indeed very good-looking, it is radiant without dead ends, just like a ten-stage filter appearing in reality.

Lingna just wondered if Yun'er put too much make-up on the dead, which caused a problem.

How come Sister Liuli, who is usually very hot and hot, has become so Buddhist?
Liu Li chuckled softly: "Don't worry, I said it's fine, the situation will be different in the future, after today."

She said it with certainty, as if she was talking about the five people in the funeral shop, gender female, male-loving, beyond doubt.

Although Linnai and the others were confused, they were still inexplicably sure.

in fact,

Liu Li is better than they thought,

Be sure.

Just as she stepped into the hearse and set off for the funeral home,
A "ding" system prompt sounded.

Liu Li was not in a daze just now, but writing on the system panel.

After all, this is a big change at the version change level.

As the old saying goes, there are generations of gods.

Why not study it carefully?
At this moment, it is still floating on the translucent panel in front of Liu Li, and lines of text are still floating:

"The system has been upgraded!"

"The funeral anchor system is officially launched."

"Ding!"

"It is detected that the host is about to start the first live broadcast of the funeral."

"Ding!"

"The exclusive supporting facilities for funeral anchors will be activated and will be put into use after the first funeral live broadcast ends.

including but not limited to,
Exclusive funeral home;

exclusive cemetery;
The exclusive Spirit Bone Pagoda..."

"Please host to make full use of it and pay attention to maintenance."

In just a few lines, Liu Li went up and down, back and forth, left and right, wishing he could stand upside down and read.

Exclusive funeral home, cemetery, coffin tower... What is this concept?
This is in the magic capital!
Not to mention the buildings themselves, how much is the land?

Is this something I can have for free?
Liu Li felt the monopoly feeling of being contracted to fishpond in Mr. Ba's novel.

They just suffered all sorts of embarrassments from upstream and downstream,
The system that has been upgraded here has a super double,
It's really the domineering system falling in love with me.

Liu Li's eyes narrowed involuntarily, like a little fox being fed a fatty chicken.

"Miss Liuli?"

Rena called out cautiously.

She was worried that her boss couldn't bear the blow, was depressed or something, and looked at something wrong.

"Ahem, it's okay, we just need to preside over today's funeral."

Liu Li looked at the dejected mother who was holding on to the coffin, and secretly rejoiced.

Fortunately, ruffian's mother came from another place, and she didn't have any relatives, so everything was kept simple. Today's funeral is mainly just cremation.

If it's a complicated one,
A real one-stop funeral, the kind that requires the cooperation of all parties, really cannot be completed.

That's the end of the calf.

Didn't my exclusive supporting funeral facilities fly away with wings?

"Sister Liuli, are you worried about Brother Zaichang?"

Seeing that Liu Li's eyes were out of focus again, Linnai asked again cautiously.

"he?"

Liu Li scoffed.

The other little secretaries also showed worried expressions.

Bro Zaichang’s clamor in yesterday’s video is still in his ears, and the news on his account has been updated one after another. The last one is that he has boarded the plane and is on his way back to Shanghai.

Before the person arrived, the pressure he exerted was reflected in the first step.

Xiao Jiu pursed her lips and reminded: "Old boss, it takes about four hours to fly back to Shanghai from Bangkok. He boarded the plane before six o'clock in the morning. Calculating the time, when he arrived at the funeral parlor , our side should not be over yet."

Linnai interface: "Sister Liuli, today is our first live broadcast, we must prevent him from making trouble.

Our magic city Liuli funeral, we can't live broadcast ourselves as a fun person like Brother Zhachang. "

Liu Li thought it was funny when he thought of his face being swollen and swollen during a live broadcast of Brother Zaichang, and he ended up running away.

If it wasn't for the bride's matter that really made her feel uncomfortable, she would be a little reluctant to pay attention to such a happy person.

Little secretaries, you talk to each other, even Yun'er, who is holding the rosary with her hands clasped together, can't concentrate, she glances over from time to time, as if she wants to join the group chat.

"Alright, alright."

Liu Li waved her hand and said confidently, "I know what you are worried about, so put your heart in your stomach."

"Our place today, don't say it's ruined, he can't even come."

"I said."

Liu Li's determination infected Lingnai and the others again, and she was still a little uneasy, but she didn't say anything else.

After taking the chest shot, Liu Li glanced at the following registration list in the system again.

In particular, I took a look at the time when I registered Brother Smash.

Yesterday, in the morning, before 10 o'clock.

Stable.

because--

Liu Li glanced over the rest of the "registered customers".

confirmed the time,
All within 24 hours of registration,
People are gone.

Brother Zaichang, how can he be an exception?
Liu Li sneered:

"Want to go to my first funeral live broadcast to blow things up?
hehehe~
You can come and talk. "

Wuzhishan, the master of the system, is it that you can escape if you say you can escape?
The only thing Liu Li couldn't be sure about was how Brother Zaichang would die? !

Accident?

That was too cheap for him.

Perplexed.

……curious.

...can't wait to replay.

...want to see it, right now!
Liu Li turned on the phone and looked through it. Brother Zaichang hasn't started the live broadcast yet, so he should still be on the plane.

She had no choice but to put down her phone boredly, watching the materials that Linnai and the others needed to play before shooting the live broadcast, and acted as a tool from time to time to pose for them to shoot.

Time passed slowly.

The hearse gradually bumped, the straight and flat road disappeared, and there were old bungalows on both sides, wild grass as tall as a person, dense forests, and occasionally low hills with old graves...

Far from the city,
Close to the funeral home.

A new video was posted under the account of Yilong Funeral in Magic City Liuli.

It is full of materials shot yesterday and today, edited and soundtracked, as a warm-up before the first live broadcast of the funeral.

"Wow!"

"Look, there are a lot of people watching the video just after it was posted."

"A lot of comments, a lot of barrage."

"They are all waiting for us to broadcast live."

Rena raised the tablet in her hand and cried out happily.

"Huh? Let me see."

Liu Li, the four little secretaries, all turned into bow-headed people, and started brushing around in the hearse.

In this video, Liu Li maintained his usual style of throwing his hands away as a shopkeeper. He was just a tool person in charge of being posed for a photo. This was the first time he saw it, and it was surprisingly touching.

It begins with a sigh: "Good things always take a long time."

Brother Zaichang's yelling and blocking;
The entanglement and hesitation of the ruffian mother;

A dump truck that nearly crashed into a funeral parlor;
Liu Li said "Get out", and then she really got out, Fat Mom...

A prelude, vividly cut out a blockbuster feel, with ups and downs, pretending to be forceful, and a lot of them.

In the end, when Liu Li faced the dump truck, his still and upright posture (scared and dumbfounded) was frozen, and the prelude ended.

Then,

Seven coffins in the mortuary,

It's Yoona who is putting on makeup for the ruffian beauty repair,

It was Liu Li who gave the deceased a bowl of fried rice with soy sauce and incense...

At the end of the video,
Finally, for the first time, he showed the face of ruffian beauty.

With exquisite makeup on her face, she looked serene and peaceful, with her hands folded on her lower abdomen, lying in a coffin with a built-in warm lamp.

The coffin lid closed slowly.

The female voice at the beginning of the video sounded again:
"At 10 o'clock in the morning, the live broadcast will start on time, see you soon."

After reading it, Liu Li felt a little unfulfilled.

She is still like this, let alone a water friend?
The barrage and comment area are full of carnival:
"Blow up this video."

"Brother Zaichang came out and was beaten. Compared with this video, what he posted is Tuoxiang."

"The bad movie "Can You Don't Leave Me" came out and was beaten, and I got angry when I mentioned it. Watching this fragment on Valentine's Day, I came out with my wife in five minutes to enjoy the cold wind."

"Sister Liuli is not bad, domineering sideways, licking the screen."

"Ah, I suddenly became more professional, this one puts makeup on the corpse..."

"I'm eating fried chicken..."

"The lady who puts on makeup is so gentle, I love it."

"Hiss, I thought it was a horror movie when I entered the funeral room, the music, the coffin, and scared to pee."

"Fuck! So beautiful!"

"Riffie Mei is so good-looking?"

"Damn, it's pickled peppers and chicken feet..., bah bah bah, the magic capital Liuli buried a dragon, you deserve it."

"..."

Liu Li couldn't stop brushing, until she saw the "Pickled Pepper Chicken Feet", and You Qi licked it without hesitation at the back with her own dry food, an inexplicable sense of familiarity welled up in her heart.

She took a look at the ID that posted the comment.

ID: Ten thousand pigs kill you.

Oh, it's him, that's all right.

At this time, the hearse slowly stopped...

……

Funeral home, 9:45 a.m.

Liu Li, ruffian mother, and the coffin were still in the hearse. Yun'er, Lingnai, Xiao Jiu, and Wa Wa got out of the car first and started to arrange.

……

Funeral home, 10 a.m.

The live broadcast starts,
Immediately, hundreds of fans flooded into the live broadcast room.

they see-

The hearse door opened, and a handful of yellow paper money was thrown out, flying all over the sky...

……

Airport, 10 am.

The live broadcast begins.

Brother Zaichang took a selfie stick and walked alone on the bridge to get off the plane.

"Fans, brother is back!"

"It's easy for me to catch the show. I catch the plane by myself without a follower to take pictures. I have to hold up the selfie stick by myself. When did I feel wronged like this?"

"Hey, there are not many people today?"

Brother Zaichang was walking at the airport while interacting with fans in the live broadcast room.

"Damn, they all went to Liuli, the magic capital? She also started live broadcasting, right?"

"Dare to steal my brother's limelight, rub my brother's heat, this matter is endless."

"Look, everyone, I'll rush over and smash her right away."

Brother Zaichang walked out cursing, and then began to brag about how much fun he had last night at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Thailand, and how relaxed the Thai girl was...

……

Outside the airport, cafe, 10:5 am.

The Marshall loudspeaker is playing religious songs, and the aroma of freshly ground single-origin coffee permeates with the tune.

in front of the bar,
A man wearing a Korean-style sun visor, unshaven, and a Kobe Destroyer jacket with white leather sleeves. He was drinking coffee and watching the live broadcast.

Brother Zaichang vividly described the battles with Thai girls last night from the mobile phone. Regardless of the voice and content, it was incompatible with the style and atmosphere of this cafe.

The female barista brought a cup of pour-over coffee, put it in front of the decadent man, and said, "Guest, this cup is for free. Freshly roasted beans, try it."

Immediately, she glanced at the live broadcast on the decadent man's phone, frowned and said, "Brother Zachang? Do you like this internet celebrity?"

The decadent man shook his head: "I don't like it."

"I don't like it either. I'm bad in my bones. I don't respect women at all. I heard that I recently got killed and ran away. Why are you back?"

"I don't know who I'm going to hurt."

The female barista immediately recognized the background of Brother Zaichang's live broadcast, which was the airport not far away.

The decadent man was just silent, just sipping his coffee.

The female barista changed the subject: "How about this bean?"

The decadent man smacked his mouth and said, "It tastes like liquor, with bright acidity. Is it sun-dried Yirgacheffe?"

"Expert."

The female barista smiled happily: "It's G1 beans. Customers like this one? Others only say it's delicious, bitter, sour, and fragrant. It's rare to be able to tell the variety and flavor in one bite."

The decadent man smiled: "It's my wife who likes to drink. We don't have much money. She will carefully select and buy cheap beans on Taobao, pour them carefully, and if I can drink them well and give them a compliment, she will be happy." Will be happy all day."

The female barista looked at the decadent man with a smile on his face for the first time, and she was unexpectedly warm. She seemed to see the decadent version of Hu Ge.

... so charming.

……Pity.

The female barista said with regret and envy: "She must love you very much."

The decadent man smiled frankly: "I also love her very much."

The female barista asked again: "Are you here to pick up your wife?"

She didn't see the decadent man's luggage, and he didn't look like he was going on a long trip.

The decadent man's smile disappeared, and he shook his head slowly: "She's gone."

"what……"

The female barista's first reaction was "I have a chance", and then said with self-blame, "I'm sorry."

"Then why did you come to the airport..."

The decadent man pursed his lips tightly, staring fixedly at Brother Zaichang on the phone screen, and squeezed out four words from between his teeth:

"Wait for someone."

(End of this chapter)