Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 40 The Supreme Being Rescues the Suffering

Funeral home, 10:30 a.m.

farewell hall.

A black "Dian" character in the middle of the huge white wreath is placed in the deepest part of the front of the farewell hall.

Below the word "Dian", wreaths and elegiac couplets are arranged in an orderly manner.

In front of the word "Dian", ruffian Mei's coffin is parked.

A group of Taoist priests in Taoist robes, holding whisks, circled the coffin of ruffian Mei, chanting scriptures in their mouths.

left side of the coffin,

Another group of monks, wearing monk's robes, sat on a futon beside them, reciting Buddhist scriptures.

You go around yours, I sit on mine;
You miss yours, I miss mine.

The scene is weird and harmonious.

On the right side of the coffin, a drum troupe composed of middle-aged and elderly men took an old and dusty [-]-hand piano as a backrest, and sat on the ground playing mourning music with suona, flute, erhu, and gongs.

Liu Li stood at the side, and next to her was the ruffian mother who was standing against the wall and kept wiping her eyes with a handkerchief, but she couldn't wipe away her tears.

No guests offered incense, and no family members responded.

As an elder, ruffian mother shouldn't even show up at the funeral home. According to the saying, she shouldn't be sent up the mountain.

However, there is no one in ruffian beauty's house.

Although Liu Li and the others can do the work together, as a mother's ruffian, they are still worried.

According to her original words: it was she who brought her daughter to the world to suffer, and it must be her who sent her daughter to the last journey with her own hands.

Liu Li sighed and followed her.

Taoist priests and monks are very busy, and the fourth secretary is also busy.

They are responsible for shooting the live broadcast, reporting barrage and commenting content.

Linnai, who was in charge of the camera, would cut the camera back from time to time to give Liu Li a big close-up.

This forced Liu Li to stand up straight and maintain his posture at all times.

Every time at this time, jubilation erupted in the barrage:

"Sister's dress is too flattering. It looks like a professional at first glance. It's so classy and beautiful."

"Mysterious, elegant, and beautiful, is this Magic City Liuli? I love it."

"Brother Zaichang's former fans came to report, and they have one thing to say, and other things aside, Brother Zaichang lost in terms of appearance alone."

"Come here to report, how can there be glass for fun in smashing the field, ah bah, it's fun for funerals."

"A real-looking anchor, it's a shame to have a funeral."

"Hey, why are LSPs still licking their screens? Don't you feel scared? This is a funeral parlor!"

"Ask if you don't understand, what are you guys reading, buzzing."

"..."

Xiao Jiu was in charge of reporting the barrage, holding a teleprompter and dangling in front of Liu Li.

Liu Li let out a sigh of relief. She was posing with a sore back and a sore back. She was not very experienced in the first live broadcast of a funeral, so she didn't know what to say?
Glancing at the teleprompter, Liu Li said to the camera:

"The current ritual of Taoist priests is called 'surrounding the coffin'. Some fans say that it is a monk leading relatives around them. This is wrong.

Buddhism does not talk about going around the coffin. "

"The scriptures that the Taoist priests are chanting are "Taishang Rescue the Suffering Sutra", which is a Taoist scripture for saving the dead. It is often used in funerals and dojos. Daifuku, there is no sound of suffering in hell'."

The more Liu Li talked, the more relaxed she became. While talking, she walked towards the place where the monks sat cross-legged and chanted.

"What the great monks recite is the "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Fundamental Vows and Virtue Sutra", which is the scripture of the legendary Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva that says 'Hell is not empty, and you will never become a Buddha'."

The monks looked at Liu Li in surprise.

The Taoist priests around the coffin were also looking at Liu Li.

These monks and Taoist priests have done a lot of chores,
I have also recited the Sutra of Rescuing Suffering and the Sutra of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva’s Fundamental Vows,
This is the first time I have met someone who can tell the scriptures they read,
It was also the first time I saw someone broadcast live on the funeral.

This is really a knife in the ass, and it opened my eyes.

"Everyone should be familiar with this." Liu Li pointed to the drum class at the camera, and said:
"Tiantuan is a must for funerals in rural areas.

It’s the kind of cigarettes that have to be prepared, but you can’t take out the whole pack, you have to disassemble them into loose cigarettes, and put them on a tray to form a plate. "

"This is not a folk custom, it's purely an economic consideration. The bundles are taken away one by one, and the average family can't bear it."

Liu Li's words made a group of part-time drummers very dissatisfied, and the volume of the mourning music was raised a lot.

Ling Nai cleverly gave a close-up in the live broadcast, and the close-up was on the ears of those middle-aged and elderly men.

One is counted as one, with at least one cigarette stuck in his ear, the left and right ears are on the same line, and there is that gifted one, three cigarettes in one ear, God knows how it was caught.

""Crying for Seven Passes" and "Sending the Soul", the mourning music played by this drum class is relatively traditional."

Liu Li commented and looked at Xiao Jiu.

Xiao Jiu complained directly in the live broadcast: "Boss, can this be unconventional? The original drum band was full of picks, but they were all caught temporarily in the nearby village. They only know this, and they are still running tunes."

She was more reliable than Liu Li. At least she kept her voice down. The fans in the live broadcast room listened happily, but the men in the drum class didn't hear it.

To complain, Xiao Jiu didn't forget to take a look at the barrage, and gave Liu Li a thumbs up.

Temporary buddhist feet, not in vain.

Grinding the gun before the battle, unhappy also light.

Liu Li knows a lot about Taoist priests, monks, mourning and music, and she participated in it with her father in the countryside.

The tutor is none other than Xiao Jiu who looks relieved.

"Because of the client's own request, what I want to show you today is the most basic funeral folk customs.

Whenever you hear the mourning music downstairs, those who set up a shed, go over and take a look, their house is basically the same. "

Liu Li clapped her hands, and continued, "After the farewell hall is the cremation room where the crematorium is located. Our appointment time is about half an hour later."

"If you are busy, you can come back in half an hour. If you are not busy, just listen to music in the live broadcast room."

After Liu Li said that she wanted to sneak out and be lazy, she picked up the mineral water, stood at the window and started drinking.

Linnai controlled the camera and slapped Liu Li's back hard.

I don't know if this dress is too top,

It was Liu Li who loaded up Ruffian Beauty's Yoga LV5, and her figure was also modified.
Anyway, reflected in the live broadcast screen, Liu Li's back is curvy and exquisite, one point more will make you fat, and one point less will make you thin, which is pleasing to the eye.

When Liu Li was lazy, she didn't forget to take out her mobile phone to watch her live broadcast.

She dared to swear on Xiaojiu's Hanfu, it was not because of admiring her own back, it was purely because the fans spoke nicely.

She is going to swipe the barrage:
"Suoga, it turns out that the Taoist priests and monks recited this scripture. I feel that the useless knowledge has increased again."

"Keep going, don't stop, it's a bit addictive to watch, I've never seen a live broadcast of a funeral before."

"Mom opened the door and came in and asked if someone died, and then found that I was watching the funeral live broadcast... Now I can only watch it on my stomach, woo~"

...This is the buttocks swollen.

...hahaha, sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.

Liu Li was overjoyed watching it, but there were some simultaneous broadcasts about the live broadcast by Brother Zaichang, which seemed a bit annoying:

"I came back from Zaichang's live broadcast, broadcasting——Brother Zaichang said that he has chased away Sister Liuli in the funeral industry."

"I'm back too, and I'm broadcasting—Brother Zaichang and Liulichang are on the live broadcast, clamoring that this is the first and last funeral live broadcast, let us watch and cherish it."

"I'm back again, broadcasting—Brother Zhachang keeps calling, and he has gathered a large group of dog legs to gather at the gate of the airport. He suspects that something will happen."

"I'm back again, broadcasting—Brother Zaichang is very relaxed, hit up an internet celebrity, and even bought coffee, danger! danger! danger!"

"..."

Liu Li curled her lips, she was dangerous, he was almost "dangerous".

See how you die? !

Liu Li looked at the time, it was almost time, he was hesitating whether to quit to watch Brother Zaichang's live broadcast, maybe he could see him for the last time...

Huh, why does this sound weird...

Immediately, Liu Li was attracted by the barrage in her live broadcast room. Sure enough, everyone was talented, and they spoke really nicely:

"This angle, that's the angle... so aggressive, so handsome, I'm bent."

"He's a big star named Tianxian Gong, what's our sister Liuli's name? Funeral Gong?"

"God's funeral attack, ah, I want to bury it in your heart... vomit..."

"God's horse's 'build a shed downstairs, take a look when you have time', I always take a detour."

"Shen Tuma's 'Listen to the music in the live broadcast room', the City of Sorrows concert/funny?"

"The anchor has a life. The last time I was doing funeral things at home, the cigarettes were not opened and scattered on the plate. As a result, there were no more than 20 cigarettes after the funeral. I asked that I had finished smoking."

"Hey, I want to see Sister Liuli, why did the picture go to the coffin again?

"Don't tell me, just now I thought ruffian was beautiful and fell asleep, but now I'm listening to the sad music and chanting scriptures, and seeing the word 'libation' in the wreath, I feel a little scared when I look at it again."

"Hiss, barrage body protection!"

Liu Li turned her attention away from the barrage, only to realize that it was Lingna who moved the camera away from her back and began to take pictures around the farewell hall.

Huh?
Liu Li just turned his gaze back to the live broadcast screen, and in the flashing live broadcast screen, he saw a dark blue figure walking away from the middle-aged and elderly Tiantuan in the drum class.

She didn't care, she just continued to swipe the barrage, and after she swipe, she realized something was wrong in the barrage.

"Meow, meow, why is my concert going to stop?"

"Let's not say it, there is no sorrow and joy, and the sudden silence... It's even more terrifying."

"Sister Liuli, I'm afraid, I want to hug..."

"..."

Liu Li realized belatedly that the sorrow and joy had stopped.

Turn around and look,
The middle-aged and elderly Tiantuan in the drum music class were all idle, puffing out smoke with cigarettes in their mouths, and put away their instruments and horses.

The sorrows and joys I'm used to suddenly disappear,
The Taoist priests walking around the coffin and the monks chanting scriptures with their eyes closed were not used to it. The Taoist priests stumbled, and the monks were bald and stopped at a loss.

Liu Li frowned and walked over.

The live camera follows.

……

In the live screen,
In the barrage of fans booing, raising cockroaches, worrying, and moving stools,

Liu Li turned her back to the camera and faced the middle-aged and elderly members of the drum class, and asked:

"What happened?"

Xiao Jiu's voice came from outside the screen: "Boss, boss, they said they can't blow it anymore, they want more money, better cigarettes, better wine,..."

Liu Li interrupted with a wave of her hand: "Do you need someone to beat your legs?"

The leader of the drum band, puffing out smoke rings, said foolishly: "It's best if you have it, anyway, you have to pay more. You need 'Yellow Crane Tower 1916' for cigarettes, and 'Wuliangye' for wine. You are not bad, and we are not ambiguous."

In the barrage, the crowd is raging:

"Good guy, I call it good guy, 100 yuan for a pack of cigarettes, 1 yuan for a bottle of wine, are you here to play music? Are you here to make trouble?"

"Hey, I seem to understand something?"

"Where did you find this old clapper? He's too careless. He picks people up halfway, just to make people look bad."

"It's not me who picks things up, I can't stand it."

"If you can't bear it, you have to bear it. The ruffian Mei's mother over there has come over, and she can't be in front of her mother, and disturb a good funeral."

"I feel sorry for Sister Liuli, hug me..."

"..."

In the dazzling bullet screen, Liu Li stepped forward with graceful steps and said:

"It's not impossible to discuss..."

"……but……"

"My lady doesn't like you."

"So, there is not even a single hair, if you don't blow it, then..."

Liu Li's tone was drawn out, and she suddenly shouted:

"……roll!"

The old man who was the leader of the drum band quit, rolled up his sleeves and jumped up: "Why are you like this..."

"boom!"

Liu Li flew up and kicked on the dilapidated piano behind them in the drum class, which frightened the old man, his arrogance disappeared, and dust covered his face.

With another sweep, all the suona, flute, erhu, and gong were swept away with one jio.

"what!"

"The money hasn't been paid yet, it's all deducted."

"What are you looking at, get out!"

"baby!"

Liu Li greeted, and Linnai turned the camera in a timely manner.

Next second,
Everyone who saw clearly what the doll was holding came over,

Whether it's a live broadcast room or a middle-aged and elderly group in a drum class,

Even Liu Li Benli,

Qi Qi gasped.

There are integral seats in most public places, and the lower half is an iron frame that is fixed on the ground as a whole, and there are blue plastic chairs on it.
For some reason, she was dragged off by the doll, clasped her hands in her arms, and rushed over aggressively.

"Mom!"

The middle-aged and elderly Tiantuan in the drum music class ran away, and didn't want the suona and erhu scattered all over the floor. They hated their parents for losing two legs.

On the live broadcast screen, the barrage stagnated strangely, and then frantically swiped the screen:

"True beautiful girl of the fighting nation!"

"Mom asked me why I was watching the video on my knees."

"Hiss, it's so fierce, I like it so much."

"Me too!"

"Me too +1!"

"What a boobs!"

"...No one cares about running away from the drum class, who will come for the mourning and music?"

"Sister Liuli's temper is a bit violent, it's not impossible to discuss it."

"I just like this little temper."

"No music, no farewell?"

"Just discuss it with ruffian beauty's mother. If it's a big deal, it's over for being handsome."

"..."

Not only the fans in the live broadcast room, Liu Li was also thinking about mourning and joy.

As for how to deal with it, if she does it a hundred more times, she will just fly a hundred feet more, and she is not used to that stinking problem.

"Is it possible..."

Liu Li glanced at the suona, flute, erhu, and gongs scattered all over the place, and then looked at Linnai, Xiaojiu, Yun'er, and baby in turn.

Harvest four bobbleheads with hair shaking like a mop.

"No way."

"I don't know how to do it, it's all saliva, it's too dirty."

"I'm tone deaf."

"I... I... I have no strength..."

The last one to raise his hand is the doll,
She panicked, throwing the WMD seats on the floor,

The reason was that Liu Li couldn't even roll his eyes.

"Humph!"

"Without Butcher Zhang, can we still eat hairy pigs?"

"I really don't believe it."

Liu Li glanced over the eighteen-handed old broken piano and paused.

The piano was so dusty and chipped with paint that it almost screamed "I can't"!
Liu Li ignored the clear footprints left by her family on it, her eyes became brighter and brighter, she rubbed her palms, and gradually became eager to try...

(End of this chapter)