Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai
Chapter 55 "I was slaughtered as a fat sheep?"
Chapter 55 "I was slaughtered as a fat sheep?"
"Ding!"
The system's prompt sounded in due time.
"Registered customers: the ID becomes more beautiful and beautiful, and it is delivered to the magic city."
"Please pay attention to the host to receive it, and complete the one-stop funeral service."
I'm coming.
It's finally here.
Liu Li was shocked again and again, and focused on the system panel that appeared spontaneously.
It is still the familiar Marauder's map, and the moving red dot represents the customer's location.
Coincidentally,
This time, it is still the magic city entering from the direction of Shanghai-Kunming Expressway.
"Looks like it won't be here at night."
Liu Li estimated the distance and said with some regret.
Xiao Jiu didn't know that she drew the conclusion from the Marauder's Map, and thought it was extracted from what she just said, so she took it for granted, "Yes, it must be close to noon no matter what."
"They only decided in the evening, and they contacted us just now."
……what?
...No.
Liu Ligang felt that something very important was missing, so he realized it.
...What about the deposit?
...Why is there no hint at all?
Liu Li unbelievingly flipped through the text messages on his phone, and didn't touch the balance of the public account, so there really wasn't a penny added.
Xiao Jiu poked her head over and glanced at Liu Li's cell phone, and immediately knew what she was looking for, and reminded: "Old~ Boss, don't look for it, there is nothing, even the contract hasn't been signed yet."
Liu Li blinked but didn't speak.
She couldn't say that the deposit had nothing to do with the contract, it was a by-product of the system's rationalization of the "express delivery business".
Liu Li put down her phone, feeling disappointed, but not that big.
She is somewhat psychologically prepared.
Pizimei can get a deposit of 10 yuan purely because the system just uses this reason for express delivery, and this kind of good thing does not happen every time.
"No, no."
She thought to herself: "That big beauty is in debt, she doesn't have any money on her body, but she has a lot of silicone fillings."
"Anyway, I got a box of SKII ex-boyfriend masks from Damei back then, so it's not too bad."
Liu Li was actively comforting herself, fearing that she would fall into the internal friction of losing 10 yuan, which would make her unable to sleep at night, but she saw Xiao Jiu's expressionless expression.
"hiss!"
Liu Li gasped, her heart skipped a beat, and she asked in a panic:
"Xiao Jiu, this time... nothing unexpected, right?"
Liu Li just thought about the series of bad things that happened when she received Ruffian Mei's body, which eventually led to several lives and various twists and turns. She was about to suffer from PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder).
"No surprises, it went well."
"This client was involved in the case of the plastic surgery hospital, and it was delayed for a while, but now it's all right."
Liu Li breathed a sigh of relief, stood up again, and said, "Let me just say, how can I be so unlucky every time, it's my turn to lie down and make money easily."
What she thinks in her heart is not only to make money, but also to draw!
"What can you get out of Damei?"
Liu Li has already started to imagine, and prayed at the same time: "It is actually acceptable to take out anything, even if you are like a ruffian, you can use it to contribute fried rice with soy sauce.
But don't pull out the big beautiful silicone. "
Xiao Jiu echoed in agreement: "Old~ Boss, it's really lucky this time."
"The client's family members saw our live broadcast in the afternoon, so they decided to travel thousands of miles to send the body to Shanghai, and let us take care of the funeral."
"I'll just say it." Liu Li put her hands on her hips triumphantly: "It must be because of my demeanor and professionalism that the client's family members feel at ease."
"no……"
Xiao Jiu was cautious, and moved herself to the side before speaking, not daring to get so close to Liu Li.
It's not that I'm afraid of being beaten, but mainly because I'm afraid of being sprayed all over my face and have to wash my hair. It's too late to do it.
Liu Li wasn't alert yet, so he asked casually, "Otherwise what else could it be?"
"It's because it's free."
"The family members of the guests watched our live broadcast and saw that the boss said that the ruffian mother agreed to our funeral live broadcast, waived the funeral fee, and was willing to handle the funeral for Xie Yi and his wife for free, so they came to the door."
"Wait!" Liu Li's neck stiffened in an instant, she turned around bit by bit, and looked at Xiao Jiu expressionlessly, "You say it's because... you want to be free?"
Her heart sank like a stone hitting a pond.
Xiao Jiu carefully chose his words, and said carefully: "The client's family also asked, can we also report the cost of the hearse from West Lake City to Shanghai?"
"and also……"
Not only was Liu Li's neck stiff, but his eyes were straightened, and he asked in disbelief, "What else? What else?"
"You say it in one breath, don't worry, your boss... I can stand it!"
When he said the last three words, Liu Li's voice was almost bitten out with his teeth.
Xiao Jiu gulped down a mouthful of saliva and said, "The client's family is still consulting, if they agree to live broadcast, how much will we pay?"
Liu Li only felt a buzzing in his head, and murmured, "You want us to pay you back?"
"I want to drink my blood and eat my flesh!!!"
Even though Xiao Jiu put her head in her hands cleverly after she finished speaking, she still felt saliva spraying over her like a waterfall hanging upside down.
Liu Li roared loudly:
"impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
"I want to blind him!"
While foaming at the mouth, Liu Li felt wronged.
She was just talking about the matter of slaughtering fat sheep, but she hasn't started to act yet.
Someone wanted to slaughter her like a fat sheep!
Is there any reason for this?
Is this still human?
Liu Li hugged the pillow tightly, feeling that the baby was suffering.
Xiao Jiu had already retreated three steps away, and said with a mournful face: "I can't tell, they insist on letting me come, woo woo woo, it takes a long time to blow my hair."
I don't know if I think three steps away is a safe distance, or if the pot is broken, Xiao Jiu continued: "He also said that he will come to us tomorrow morning to talk about everything. If we can't agree, he won't be with us." Do it here."
"What's the difference in doing it in another family? Can the other family agree to this condition?" Liu Li was numb and said weakly: "The crows in the world are generally black. Are other crows whiter than us?"
Xiao Jiu shook her head and said, "Then I don't know. Boss, if it doesn't work, we won't do it. I'll push it away for you tomorrow."
Liu Li really wanted to say forcefully, "There's no show, no door, no windows, just go back where you came from", and she also wanted to simply nod her head and say "Just do it like this",
But in the end she had a sad face, shook her head and said, "No way."
...This really won't work!
...This is a shining system task.
Even if it is completed hastily, a dragon will have to be buried.
to complete the task.
Although there is no penalty for mission failure, this is different from the inconspicuous "emergency recovery mission" of "Five Emperors Money".
"Beautiful and beautiful" is the second registered customer, and it is part of the novice task. If you really fail to continue...
Liu Li's eyes flickered, as if she saw "reward drawing", "small building building" and so on growing small wings, flying away...flying away...
……I go!
... This is being manipulated.
... His meow riding a tiger is hard to get off.
Liu Li's face was cloudy and uncertain, like a barometer.
Xiao Jiu comforted strangely: "Old boss, if you really want to do it, at worst, you should make less money."
"Earn less?"
"If you earn less, you lose!"
Liu Li shook her head resolutely. She couldn't accept it, but just thinking about it made her heart bleed.
"Let's talk about it tomorrow, and decide tomorrow."
"sleep."
Liu Li flung herself back into her two-meter-four big bed irritably, trying to sleep away her worries, but the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, howling and rolling, she was so angry.
Xiao Jiu stopped for 2 minutes at the stairs going back to the second floor, listening to the movement in the bedroom, and shouted into it:
"Old~boss, if you really can't sleep, just swipe our account, there will be a surprise~"
Liu Li's stiff response came from the bedroom: "No need, why can't I fall asleep, it's impossible!"
"Okay, good night, boss."
Xiao Jiu shook her head, feeling depressed, went downstairs to wash and dry her hair.
10 minutes passed,
half an hour passed,
an hour passed...
The night is already deep.
The third floor of the small building, the bedroom has a big bed,
A hand stretched out straight from under the quilt, pulled it a few times, and held the phone,
The phone screen lit up, illuminating Liu Li's face,
In the middle of the night,
Her eyes are wide open, like cat's eyes, radiating light...
(End of this chapter)
"Ding!"
The system's prompt sounded in due time.
"Registered customers: the ID becomes more beautiful and beautiful, and it is delivered to the magic city."
"Please pay attention to the host to receive it, and complete the one-stop funeral service."
I'm coming.
It's finally here.
Liu Li was shocked again and again, and focused on the system panel that appeared spontaneously.
It is still the familiar Marauder's map, and the moving red dot represents the customer's location.
Coincidentally,
This time, it is still the magic city entering from the direction of Shanghai-Kunming Expressway.
"Looks like it won't be here at night."
Liu Li estimated the distance and said with some regret.
Xiao Jiu didn't know that she drew the conclusion from the Marauder's Map, and thought it was extracted from what she just said, so she took it for granted, "Yes, it must be close to noon no matter what."
"They only decided in the evening, and they contacted us just now."
……what?
...No.
Liu Ligang felt that something very important was missing, so he realized it.
...What about the deposit?
...Why is there no hint at all?
Liu Li unbelievingly flipped through the text messages on his phone, and didn't touch the balance of the public account, so there really wasn't a penny added.
Xiao Jiu poked her head over and glanced at Liu Li's cell phone, and immediately knew what she was looking for, and reminded: "Old~ Boss, don't look for it, there is nothing, even the contract hasn't been signed yet."
Liu Li blinked but didn't speak.
She couldn't say that the deposit had nothing to do with the contract, it was a by-product of the system's rationalization of the "express delivery business".
Liu Li put down her phone, feeling disappointed, but not that big.
She is somewhat psychologically prepared.
Pizimei can get a deposit of 10 yuan purely because the system just uses this reason for express delivery, and this kind of good thing does not happen every time.
"No, no."
She thought to herself: "That big beauty is in debt, she doesn't have any money on her body, but she has a lot of silicone fillings."
"Anyway, I got a box of SKII ex-boyfriend masks from Damei back then, so it's not too bad."
Liu Li was actively comforting herself, fearing that she would fall into the internal friction of losing 10 yuan, which would make her unable to sleep at night, but she saw Xiao Jiu's expressionless expression.
"hiss!"
Liu Li gasped, her heart skipped a beat, and she asked in a panic:
"Xiao Jiu, this time... nothing unexpected, right?"
Liu Li just thought about the series of bad things that happened when she received Ruffian Mei's body, which eventually led to several lives and various twists and turns. She was about to suffer from PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder).
"No surprises, it went well."
"This client was involved in the case of the plastic surgery hospital, and it was delayed for a while, but now it's all right."
Liu Li breathed a sigh of relief, stood up again, and said, "Let me just say, how can I be so unlucky every time, it's my turn to lie down and make money easily."
What she thinks in her heart is not only to make money, but also to draw!
"What can you get out of Damei?"
Liu Li has already started to imagine, and prayed at the same time: "It is actually acceptable to take out anything, even if you are like a ruffian, you can use it to contribute fried rice with soy sauce.
But don't pull out the big beautiful silicone. "
Xiao Jiu echoed in agreement: "Old~ Boss, it's really lucky this time."
"The client's family members saw our live broadcast in the afternoon, so they decided to travel thousands of miles to send the body to Shanghai, and let us take care of the funeral."
"I'll just say it." Liu Li put her hands on her hips triumphantly: "It must be because of my demeanor and professionalism that the client's family members feel at ease."
"no……"
Xiao Jiu was cautious, and moved herself to the side before speaking, not daring to get so close to Liu Li.
It's not that I'm afraid of being beaten, but mainly because I'm afraid of being sprayed all over my face and have to wash my hair. It's too late to do it.
Liu Li wasn't alert yet, so he asked casually, "Otherwise what else could it be?"
"It's because it's free."
"The family members of the guests watched our live broadcast and saw that the boss said that the ruffian mother agreed to our funeral live broadcast, waived the funeral fee, and was willing to handle the funeral for Xie Yi and his wife for free, so they came to the door."
"Wait!" Liu Li's neck stiffened in an instant, she turned around bit by bit, and looked at Xiao Jiu expressionlessly, "You say it's because... you want to be free?"
Her heart sank like a stone hitting a pond.
Xiao Jiu carefully chose his words, and said carefully: "The client's family also asked, can we also report the cost of the hearse from West Lake City to Shanghai?"
"and also……"
Not only was Liu Li's neck stiff, but his eyes were straightened, and he asked in disbelief, "What else? What else?"
"You say it in one breath, don't worry, your boss... I can stand it!"
When he said the last three words, Liu Li's voice was almost bitten out with his teeth.
Xiao Jiu gulped down a mouthful of saliva and said, "The client's family is still consulting, if they agree to live broadcast, how much will we pay?"
Liu Li only felt a buzzing in his head, and murmured, "You want us to pay you back?"
"I want to drink my blood and eat my flesh!!!"
Even though Xiao Jiu put her head in her hands cleverly after she finished speaking, she still felt saliva spraying over her like a waterfall hanging upside down.
Liu Li roared loudly:
"impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
"I want to blind him!"
While foaming at the mouth, Liu Li felt wronged.
She was just talking about the matter of slaughtering fat sheep, but she hasn't started to act yet.
Someone wanted to slaughter her like a fat sheep!
Is there any reason for this?
Is this still human?
Liu Li hugged the pillow tightly, feeling that the baby was suffering.
Xiao Jiu had already retreated three steps away, and said with a mournful face: "I can't tell, they insist on letting me come, woo woo woo, it takes a long time to blow my hair."
I don't know if I think three steps away is a safe distance, or if the pot is broken, Xiao Jiu continued: "He also said that he will come to us tomorrow morning to talk about everything. If we can't agree, he won't be with us." Do it here."
"What's the difference in doing it in another family? Can the other family agree to this condition?" Liu Li was numb and said weakly: "The crows in the world are generally black. Are other crows whiter than us?"
Xiao Jiu shook her head and said, "Then I don't know. Boss, if it doesn't work, we won't do it. I'll push it away for you tomorrow."
Liu Li really wanted to say forcefully, "There's no show, no door, no windows, just go back where you came from", and she also wanted to simply nod her head and say "Just do it like this",
But in the end she had a sad face, shook her head and said, "No way."
...This really won't work!
...This is a shining system task.
Even if it is completed hastily, a dragon will have to be buried.
to complete the task.
Although there is no penalty for mission failure, this is different from the inconspicuous "emergency recovery mission" of "Five Emperors Money".
"Beautiful and beautiful" is the second registered customer, and it is part of the novice task. If you really fail to continue...
Liu Li's eyes flickered, as if she saw "reward drawing", "small building building" and so on growing small wings, flying away...flying away...
……I go!
... This is being manipulated.
... His meow riding a tiger is hard to get off.
Liu Li's face was cloudy and uncertain, like a barometer.
Xiao Jiu comforted strangely: "Old boss, if you really want to do it, at worst, you should make less money."
"Earn less?"
"If you earn less, you lose!"
Liu Li shook her head resolutely. She couldn't accept it, but just thinking about it made her heart bleed.
"Let's talk about it tomorrow, and decide tomorrow."
"sleep."
Liu Li flung herself back into her two-meter-four big bed irritably, trying to sleep away her worries, but the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, howling and rolling, she was so angry.
Xiao Jiu stopped for 2 minutes at the stairs going back to the second floor, listening to the movement in the bedroom, and shouted into it:
"Old~boss, if you really can't sleep, just swipe our account, there will be a surprise~"
Liu Li's stiff response came from the bedroom: "No need, why can't I fall asleep, it's impossible!"
"Okay, good night, boss."
Xiao Jiu shook her head, feeling depressed, went downstairs to wash and dry her hair.
10 minutes passed,
half an hour passed,
an hour passed...
The night is already deep.
The third floor of the small building, the bedroom has a big bed,
A hand stretched out straight from under the quilt, pulled it a few times, and held the phone,
The phone screen lit up, illuminating Liu Li's face,
In the middle of the night,
Her eyes are wide open, like cat's eyes, radiating light...
(End of this chapter)
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