Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 56 "Magic City Liuli, One Dead Two Lives"

"Ah~"

With a cry, Liu Li lifted the quilt and sat up.

Earning half a cent less is a loss.
Taking a step back, the more I think about it, the more angry I get,
Facts have proved that the mouth strong king is useless,

She was really hit by Xiao Jiu's story, and she lost sleep gloriously.

"Hey, listen to people's advice and eat enough."

"Swipe your phone, change your mood, and see if you can fall asleep."

After reconciling with herself, Liu Li opened her account on Douyin and looked at the number of fans expectantly.

"Hi~!"

Even though she was mentally prepared, Liu Li couldn't help but gasped.

"Hahaha~"

"70W, 70W!"

"It's only been half a day, and the number of fans has skyrocketed by 30."

"Isn't the million-dollar anchor in hand?"

The corners of Liu Li's mouth twitched, and his smile surged. Thinking of the dream of "a little bento hamster" in the afternoon, he became even happier.

She's not bad, but other people's dreams are within reach of her own. It's not too much to have a little fun when no one is around.

"Is it because of a live broadcast alone that the price has risen so much?

I have to see it. "

Liu shook hands with the shopkeeper Li, and moved his eyes down happily to several newly released videos.

As a qualified hands-off shopkeeper, she really didn't know what videos Yun'er, Ling Nai, and Xiao Jiu edited after the live broadcast ended.

There is a fine cut of the first live broadcast;

There are highlights after the live broadcast;
There are Liu Li's mixed cuts of all kinds of cool, handsome and beautiful moments;

Taking advantage of the popularity of the live broadcast, there was an advertisement in which the four little secretaries appeared together...

"Tsk tsk tsk~"

Liu Li sighed in admiration, this is completely the use of the unexpected popularity of the live broadcast to the extreme,
No wonder the number of fans has climbed to 70 and is still rising,

As expected of me!

"Look at the comments, wow, 10 likes, 1 comments!"

Liu Li clicked on the most popular "Live Broadcast Official Fine Cut", put a pillow on her back, moved around under the quilt to find a comfortable position, and was ready to read these comments carefully.

After all, as we all know, netizens who watch videos and book friends who read books are all beautiful and nice to speak.

Sure enough, the first comment Liu Li saw lifted her spirits:
[My elder sister Liuli is beautiful and sassy, ​​and those coquettish sluts in the beauty zone are completely incomparable. 】

[The attack upstairs is a bit wide, who said that the beauty area is all coquettish and cheap?There are also uncles and aunts/dog heads to save lives. 】

[My 40-meter broadsword can no longer be held. 】

【Live in a dream, buried in Liuli. 】

[Seeing that the person who sent me the last ride is so beautiful, I will feel at ease when I die. 】

[Seeing how beautiful the person who sent me on the last journey is, I think I can still save it. 】

[Seeing that the person who sent me on the last journey is so beautiful, I think I need artificial respiration. 】

[See... bah, why do you want to stay in formation with you? 】

[Based on my experience of beheading thousands of people and reading countless girls, elder sister Liuli can score 9 points, and the 1 point less is because she is proud, and she can definitely make her debut. 】

[Based on my experience of raising [-] pigs and reading countless pigs, Sister Liuli is unparalleled in the world. 】

[Based on my 40 years of experience in operating crematoriums and burning countless people, Liuli Wazi is suitable to be a daughter-in-law. 】

[Worship to everyone upstairs, please accept my pollen cover. 】

【…】

Liu Li's face gradually twitched, and his painting style developed in a strange direction.

The girl in front of me was beheaded by thousands of people, and it would be disgusting to die, huh, man.

What happened to the last two?

Read countless pigs and burn countless people, are you serious?
Also, what kind of fat is the inexplicable sense of familiarity?

Big brother bald, does it look like you?
Master in the cremation room, is it okay for him to worry about your son?
Liu Li took a sip of water, pressed down, swiped down, skipped the hot-eyed comments, and continued to look down:

[Buddha said that pink skulls are just skins. Donors have a picture. What I like is not these external things, but the inside. Do you understand the inside? 】

[The bald donkey upstairs expands to talk about the inside. 】

[It’s true that it’s bald, but it’s a pity that it’s not a donkey. It’s inside——rich!Do you know if you have money? ! 】

[Are you going to play the bad meme of "I have a building in the devil" again? 】

[Anyone who believes is an idiot, if Liuli is really in the devil, what kind of funeral shop would she open?If this is true, I will broadcast live handstand eating Xiang. 】

[The Internet has memory...]

[Screenshot taken, waiting for the live broadcast. 】

[Don't play tricks, Sister Liuli is really beautiful on the outside, and even more beautiful on the inside.She is also very kind-hearted, gentle and kind, and never looks down on others, just like the big sister next door. 】

……

"what?"

Liu Li touched her chin, that inexplicable, damn familiar feeling came again.

... Who is this again?

Liu Li glanced at the commenter's ID and profile picture.

ID is that Langlang eats bento every day.

The profile picture is a park chair with various lunch boxes for a meeting.

"It's her."

Liu Li thought of the little bento hamster, and felt ashamed for the little sense of superiority when there was no one there just now.

I didn't expect that it was just a chance meeting, just a few ordinary chats, and this little hamster would say good things about her everywhere.

This person is worth dating. If she has a chance, she will really brag for you.

Liu Li silently wrote down the ID "Langlang eats bento every day", and thought: "When I see her again tomorrow, let's grab her and have dinner together."

"Yawn~"

Liu Li yawned, telling herself not to forget about this.

I have to say that Xiao Jiuzhi's trick is still somewhat useful.

She was already feeling a little sleepy.

After all, Lu Xun said that surrounded by rainbow farts, the quality of sleep will be significantly improved.

With the idea of ​​helping sleep, Liu Li then scrolled through the comments:

[Can you stop being so superficial?What's the appearance, what's the inside, what's the use?Superficial, really superficial! 】

[The superficial brother upstairs is too much, I think you are purely jealous. 】

[You are superficial, your household registration is superficial, sister Liuli is very capable, well, she runs such a big funeral shop, she is knowledgeable and can play the piano. 】

[I also said that you are not superficial, a bunch of scum, you can't grasp the point, what is the point?It's attention, it's dead people, do you know how many people Liuli followed and how many people died? 】

[Attention: 4, death: 4?Hiss, he took a breath of air from the mortuary. 】

[100% mortality rate is okay. 】

[Playing bad jokes again, those people are self-defeating, they will die sooner or later, it’s fine to boast about their appearance, it’s okay to pretend to be rich, Xiaohongshu’s practice, what kind of metaphysic character design, people look down on them, all the people upstairs are vests It's trust. 】

[See also Li Zhongke, superficial, too superficial. 】

[Let Superficial Brother open your eyes, Demon City Liuli, fierce flames, four followers, eight dead! 】

[Focus on one, die on a pair! 】

[Open your mouth and come, how can there be eight? 】

[I counted it several times, the ruffian is beautiful, the beauty becomes beautiful, the outdoor wine brother, the smashing field brother, and at most the cat brother, Xie Yi and his wife, there are only seven!Uh, why did I say "just". 】

[Oh my god, seven people died? 】

Liu Li was also taken aback when he saw seven dead, thinking to himself: Are there so many?
When the people in the comment area counted down one by one, her original enthusiasm faded away

Seven people really died.

Seven!
The ruffian beauty incident is a big family, one pair dies in the front, and another pair dies in the back...

Shay, is he still dead?

Liu Li was a little sad, but not surprised.

She was even more aware of it, and Yun'er and Xiaojiu, who had been paying attention to the follow-up matters, must have known about it.

They didn't mention Xie Yi again, and Liu Li understood that the little secretaries just didn't want to affect her mood.

If Shay was really okay, they would gossip instead.

... Please be kind.

Liu Li sighed with emotion, put it down for now, and looked at the comment area again.

She also counted seven, how did eight come out?

The "superficial brother" didn't speak anymore, but a passerby stepped forward and gave an explanation:
[It is indeed eight.The eighth is the wine dealer who sells fake wine for the outdoor wine brother to bring the goods. 】

[He can't drink himself to death, can he?It's not that stupid, is it? 】

[The wine dealer failed to escape, and was held down on the spot by the brothers of the outdoor wine brother,

More than a dozen big men gave him a fat beating with their shirts off.

According to the brothers who were present, the wine dealer was crying and screaming,

Said that I didn't expect that tiger to drink so realistically,

Does he not know the price of cabbage?What a drink, what a tiger.

Then he was beaten harder. 】

[In the end, he didn't get beaten, and ran out to let Che Chuang die. 】

[Damn, I laughed and cried, numb, we deserve to die when we buy wine, right? 】

[That's right, it's a shame, but in the end, I still hate the wine brother. If the wine brother is not a tiger, it's us consumers who are unlucky. 】

[A good death, a beautiful death. 】

[Hey, don't be fooled, eight, pay attention to four, and die eight. 】

[Hiss, it's so terrifying. 】

[What four or eight people are uneducated, that's one dead body and two lives. 】

[Although I feel that the elementary school Chinese upstairs is taught by the physical education teacher, but why is it inexplicably swollen? 】

[Magic City Liuli, one dead body and two lives, pass it on! 】

[Magic City Liuli, one dead body and two lives! 】

【…】

Small building, three floors, bedroom, big bed.

The smile on Liu Li's face gradually disappeared, his face was expressionless, and the light in his eyes was also gone.

Magic City Liuli, one dead body and two lives? ? ?
Nima, what kind of tiger-wolf term is this?
...I am alive and well.

... No, no, even if I die, I can't kill two people. I'm still a little girl.

... Still not right, it pissed me off.

Liu Li screamed "Aww", rolling over on the big bed with her head buried.

The drowsiness I had just managed to raise,

It's hard to forget the bad thing about being treated as a fat sheep,
just now……

Even more angry! ! !
The howling of wolves in the small building in the magic city lasted until four or five o'clock.

Liu Li didn't even know when she fell asleep.
only know that at that time,
I can vaguely hear the sound of sweeping the street,
There is also the magical sound of "Magic City Liuli, one corpse and two lives",
Haunted endlessly in dreams.

When she woke up again, it was already 10 o'clock in the morning, she washed up and went downstairs in a daze,

As soon as she reached the second floor, Liu Li was stopped by Ling Nai.

Linnai looked helpless: "Sister Liuli, why don't you go down?"

Liu Li asked sleepily: "What's wrong? Are there tigers down there?"

Linnai shook her head and nodded again: "Tigers eat meat most, and the one below has to be bled."

Liu Li shuddered violently, all sleepiness disappeared, and asked, "Is that so beautiful?"

Linnai cried and said, "Her dad has been arguing downstairs all morning."

"Also, the father of Brother Zaichang is also here."

Liu Li blinked, showing hesitation and inexplicable guilt.

What is this first floor of the underworld,
People are double ghosts knocking on the door,

This is double dad knocking on the door!
(End of this chapter)