Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 67 ID: This is Wow

"Yeah, I'm just asking for attention."

The peacock man crossed his hands, tilted his head, pulled out his dimples, and looked cute, "Please, pay attention to me."

"vomit……"

Liu Li felt a little nauseous, and couldn't stand (ugly) men acting cute, who are you with?

She tilted her head back slightly, avoiding the screen of the phone that the peacock man was about to smash into his face.

The bright "ID: Oumai Karma" on it.

When Liu Li saw the ID, he flicked his fingers reflexively, wanting to pay attention backhand.

Occupational diseases, itchy hands.

If it wasn't for the other party's phone, Liu Li might have paid attention to it before he could react.

...I have never heard of such a request.

... really looking for death.

Liu Li's expression was not only strange, it was as if he saw a Liangshan hero.

This peacock man is no longer just a mouse hanging bells on a cat,
He wanted to impregnate the cat, and he was so daring.

In the next second, Liu Li came to his senses.

Although this peacock man is in the anchor circle of the demon capital, he has never paid attention to her, a new celebrity in the demon capital circle.

"He doesn't know me."

"Otherwise, with his sissy appearance, he doesn't look like a strong-headed person."

All kinds of thoughts flashed through Liu Li's mind, but in reality it was only for a moment.

She pushed the peacock man's phone away in disgust: "I don't need to pay attention, I don't know you well."

"Born once, familiar with the second time, three times..."

Before the peacock man had time to finish his greasy words, Liu Li snapped back coldly: "Three times into the incinerator?"

"Ahem, that's not the case."

"piss off."

Liu Li waved her hands like chasing flies.

She's not interested in being accosted or hitting someone in front of the camera.

As for this peacock man, fans will remind themselves of the grace of "not paying attention" when the video taken with glasses just now is sent out.

"I'm here by car. Where are you going? I'll see you off."

"Really, I'm not a bad person, so I'll give it to you."

Liu Li's impatience and clear refusal did not stop the peacock man, he licked his face and wanted to get closer.

At this time, the Volvo S90 not far away drove over.

horn sound,

The Volvo S90 parked precisely on the side of the road, right at the back seat where Zheng Tianyang lowered the window, facing Liu Li.

He helped the half-framed glasses on his face, first glanced at the peacock man indifferently, and then nodded to Liu Li with a smile: "Miss Liu, do you need help?"

While Zheng Tianyang was speaking, he reached out and patted the driver's back seat.

The driver's door is open.

A driver who was nearly two meters tall, wearing a black suit and sunglasses, and with a reflective bald head stepped down, folded his hands on his chest, his chest muscles were about to come out, and looked at the peacock man coldly.

"Sigh~"

The peacock man made a sound like a toothache, and said awkwardly: "It's okay, I'm just asking for directions, cough cough, asking directions."

"Then... how to get to Puxi?"

Both Liu Li and Zheng Tianyang looked at him like idiots, and the bald driver snorted: "Over there, Huangpu River, swim across to Puxi."

"Okay, okay~\(^o^)/~"

The peacock man squeezed out a smile, with a clear expression on his chest, as if he had figured out the path of life, he turned his head and walked away, walking faster and faster, almost trotting.

Liu Li looked at his fleeing back, and then at the bald driver's pectoral muscles that were about to show, and said with emotion, "Boss Zheng, you are a very intimidating driver."

Zheng Tianyang smiled lightly: "Xiao Mo is a simple and honest person, there is no such thing as deterrence or not, that person has a guilty conscience."

"Oh?"

Liu Li looked at Xiao Mo again, and saw the bald driver touching his bald head and smiling directly at Liu Li.

His smile is seven points honest and three points shy, and he looks like an honest person.

Liu Li: "..."

... No wonder the face was sullen just now, so you can't laugh now, and you break your defense when you smile, and the tiger turns into Hello Kitty in seconds.

...Take it easy, I still prefer the way you scared the crap out of people just now.

The abundant inner drama flashed by, Liu Li looked at Zheng Tianyang, and asked, "Boss Zheng, are you following me?"

Zheng Tianyang shook his head quickly: "No, no, I just passed by by chance and saw Ms. Liu to say hello."

...you guess I believe it or not.

Liu Li looked at him blankly.

Zheng Tianyang coughed twice, and changed the topic: "It's not easy to call a car at this point, where is Miss Liu going? Do you want me to give you a ride?"

"Usually I give people a ride."

Liu Li complained to himself, and Zheng Tianyang laughed along with him at first, feeling a little strange.

Liuli, the magic capital, runs a funeral shop and works as a funeral anchor.
This is a free ride, is it serious?

Tian was chatted to death again.

Zheng Tianyang simply got out of the car, held the car door, and looked at Liu Li with a smile.

"Thank you, go to... this bar."

Liu Li got into the car, but still couldn't remember the name of the bar in foreign language, so she simply flipped through the chat history and showed the driver Xiao Mo a glance.

Zheng Tianyang closed the car door very consciously, sat on the co-pilot, half turned around and chatted awkwardly: "Is Miss Liu going to drink?"

"...classmate reunion."

Liu Li felt a little depressed and didn't continue this topic.

Zheng Tianyang showed a clear look, and wisely did not look for topics on it.

Even if you haven't eaten pigs and seen pigs running all over the mountain, Zheng Tianyang still knows the virtues of class reunion.

Before Liu Li got into the car, he had already made a decision.

She was willing to get in the car, but the most important thing was to give the fat sheep a chance to shave its wool spontaneously.

Liu Li decided not to hint this time, just say how much it will cost, right?

quit?Just quit.

If you don't slaughter fat sheep, it doesn't mean you can't afford to eat.

Anyway, Zheng Zha's body will be sent to the door by the system express delivery, without affecting the system tasks and extraction.

Liu Li got annoyed and hinted that for a long time, he almost wrote "throw me with money" on his forehead, and the other party still couldn't understand the chicken and duck talking.

at the same time,

Zheng Tianyang, who was in the co-pilot, observed Liu Li's expression from the corner of his eye through the rearview mirror in the middle, and an idea popped up in his mind uncontrollably.

...Maybe, she really just wants money?
The jokes between Zheng Tianyang and Lord Dragon kept popping up in his mind, like a villain, always instigating.

...How about giving it a try?
... Maybe it's a prophecy?

After the Volvo S90 drove steadily and quietly for 3 minutes, Zheng Tianyang weighed and considered again and again, and finally decided to speak.

He half turned around, facing Liu Li,

There is little precedence,

Liu Li slightly parted her lips,

The first syllable was about to come out of both mouths at the same time.

"Huh? Seems like something's wrong?"

Suddenly, Liu Li's mind flashed, what did he vaguely grasp?
She turned around, lay prone on the back seat, and looked out the rear window of the car.

People come and go, and the peacock man who fled has disappeared.

Zheng Tianyang opened his mouth and looked at the back of Liu Li's head, but he didn't make a sound after all.

"That's it.

Inadvertently or intentionally.

Don't make such a pointless attempt.

The idea of ​​luck is the way to take disaster. "

Zheng Tianyang gave up the idea of ​​asking a price, and at the same time he was secretly grateful.

"Impulsive.

Fortunately, Magic City Liuli didn't give me a chance to speak.

Otherwise, it is not easy to step down.

The little sympathy left behind is also consumed.

luckily. "

Zheng Tianyang's tendency to favor Liu Li more and more is to keep him from being respectful.

Liu Li didn't know at all, just a little bit, as long as she slowed down for a second when she was startled,

The fat sheep she wanted to see shaves by itself has come true.

Liu Li didn't realize what she had missed, but frowned, sat back, rested her chin on her hand and muttered:

"It's not right, the peacock man just now was clearly trying to strike up a conversation with me, and wanted to make a mess of it.

I am familiar with this routine. "

"Then how dare he show his ID to pay attention to me?"

"Which idiot would fall for his tricks after watching his kind of video?"

"It must be a trumpet!"

Liu Li turned on the phone and silently searched for the ID.

Sure enough, he found the account that the peacock man showed just now.

Scroll down again and see Yishui’s video of food exploration.

Unsurprisingly, half of him hit up a drunk girl, said "wow" every time, and opened his mouth to "kiss".

Neither is the live broadcast.

As clean as a shredded chick.

"Mass egg."

"Bai wrote down his ID, it really is a trumpet."

"Just now, it should be broken directly, and let the kid show the big size."

In annoyance, Liu Li glared at Zheng Tianyang.

...it's all your fault!

"If Zheng Tianyang hadn't appeared, I'd have stabbed that kid on the spot, and when he's on the phone, I'd have swiped that kid's video."

"Whenever the father of the system makes a 'squeak', my backhand is a concern."

"Now there are only trumpets, it's difficult."

"I don't know if the system father recognizes it or not."

Liu Li was distressed, Zheng Tianyang sighed secretly, and also fell into distress.

"Sure enough, it is intentional to prevent me from saying inappropriate words."

"An expert acts with deep meaning, and every word and deed has something to say."

"I shouldn't take chances, I'm afraid the relationship will be a little thinner."

After Zheng Tianyang's self-guided strategy, he secretly reflected.

The Volvo S90 became quiet again. The difference was that there was an exaggerated male voice coming from Liu Li's cell phone:

"I even buy Karma."

"This is too delicious."

"Thank you, no knife and fork, no chopsticks, I just started."

On Liu Li's mobile phone, a video of food exploration was playing.

The routine is very old and meaningless. It’s nothing more than a peacock man wearing a trench coat and driving a sports car. When he enters the store, he smashes the keys of the luxury car on the table. Grab it with your hands and eat it, and finally let out the iconic exclamation of "Oupai Karma".

Liu Li pulled the video to the end in one breath, curled her lips in a snort.

No need to look down.

She dared to bet Zheng Tianyang's real estate company that the following video is 100% of this routine.

Greasy and pompous.

... There is still something about this guy's video, and the trumpet has also played some tricks, at least changed to an iconic costume, and...

... Mouth addiction!
Liu Li's eyes lit up, thinking of the "I buy Karma" in the video just now, and hearing the "wow" before the other party approached the beautiful woman, she was thoughtful.

Just when she was about to quit the video, put it into practice, and try to find the peacock man's plus size,
It happened unexpectedly.

"Ding!"

"Customer detection: ID is very wow (tricky entertainment)"

"..."

(End of this chapter)