Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 68 Because, I saw...

"Ding!"

"Customer detection: ID is very wow (tricky entertainment)"

"Customer index: 5%..."

The system prompt sounded suddenly,
The panel speaks itself.

Liu Li didn't care about being in the car, and Zheng Tianyang, an old Jianghu, was sitting in front of him, so his eyes fell on the system panel involuntarily.

The face is still calm, but the mountains and tsunami are roaring in the heart.

"Fuck, it's really possible."

"It's just a small account, and it can also be used to scan out the customer test, and it can also be used to scan out the other party's large account."

Liu Li just looked at the first line of writing on the panel, and knew that it must be Peacock Man's big size-now he can be called "Brother Wow".

"Does that mean that it is actually not necessary to test on the live broadcasts and videos that the other party actively sends out. Since the trumpet can be used, other ones can also be used?"

"If necessary, can I induce others to take a video?"

Liu Li began to think about it, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Zheng Tianyang who was sitting in the front passenger seat, and came up with the idea of ​​doing a little experiment with him.

For example, just for example, she asked Zheng Tianyang to take a self-introduction video, and then released it on the phone, can the father of the system take a look at it?
"Stop, stop!"

"This idea is a bit dangerous."

Liu Li shouted to stop while looking out the car window.

The Volvo S90 has just driven past a commercial plaza, and the large LCD advertising screen outside is playing a traffic star advertisement in a loop.

She stares, stares at...

With the driving of the car, the head turned little by little, as if being sucked by the billboard.

"Whoo~"

Her neck was a little sore, Liu Li turned her head back and let out a sigh of relief.

Did not brush out.

She didn't know whether it was disappointment or happiness, it was a little complicated anyway.

Liu Li was just complicated, and Zheng Tianyang in the co-pilot was simply terrified.

When Liu Li looked at him just now, it seemed to contain some infinite horror. In a trance, he seemed to have returned to the Liuli funeral shop in the magic city. Standing in the small building, there was a painting in front of him. watch relentlessly...

Without a sound, Zheng Tianyang's back was drenched in cold sweat.

He pretended nothing had happened, turned around and sat down, not even daring to listen to Liu Li muttering in the back seat.

"Strange."

"It was clearly 5% just now, how could it be 50% in the blink of an eye?"

"I saw splits? It can't be done!"

Liu Li didn't notice it at all. It was just a small idea of ​​an experiment before, and Zheng Tianyang almost hiccupped in fright.

She rubbed her chin, self-consciously surprised.

At this moment, on the system panel in front of Liu Li, "Customer Index: 50%" was shining brightly.

In the next second, right under her nose, the "customer index" changed again.

50%, 55%, 60%...

All the way up.

Just like the uncontrollable heartbeat when seeing a beautiful and handsome guy.

What is rising uncontrollably here is the probability of Brother Wase becoming a customer of the Liuli Funeral Shop in Modu.

In a blink of an eye, it was close to 90%, and there was no intention of stopping.

Liu Li's eyes widened, this was the first time he saw such a situation.

There have been ones that were welded to death, and ones that floated between three numbers, but never this kind of ones that soared like a rocket as Liu Li watched.

"I seem to understand something?"

Liu Li's face revealed a sudden expression.

"If I hadn't run into him today and paid special attention to this little wow, then he would be 5% and nothing would happen."

"But I met him, the two sides had an intersection, and I was disgusted, and I was willing to continue to pay attention to his behavior, so the index began to rise."

Liu Li was inexplicably shocked.

That is,

because i see...

"Wait, if I didn't see it, did he get away with it?"

"It's not like anything before."

Liu Li thought of this suddenly.

Ruffian beauty, big beauty, outdoor wine brother, smashing field brother, even if these customers don't have Liu Li's attention, sooner or later, they will be damned.

This little wow is different.

He can really escape.

Liu Li's appearance had a decisive impact on this person.

... so special?
Liu Li turned on the phone, and didn't stay on Brother Wow's "I Buy Karma" account, but searched and entered the homepage of "This ID is very wow".

She felt that it was somewhat unsafe to pay attention on the trumpet.

Although the father of the system should not be so easy to be stuck with bugs, but why take the risk.

After Liu Li opened Brother Wase's homepage, he glanced at it, and the style of the video below was quite different from that on the trumpet.

If the trumpet is called "pretentious", then the style of the tuba is simply "disgusting".

Liu Li used fast forward and hastily scrolled through the videos one by one.

The most part of it is the one I saw with my own eyes just now, but it was not broadcast live, but was shot through glasses.

In the video, Brother Wase is dressed like a dog, throws the keys of a luxury car, and stops drunken girls at the entrance of bars and nightclubs to pester them endlessly:

"This beauty is amazing, let's go, strike up a conversation."

"Beauty, are you alone? Come and give me a kiss."

"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person."

"Well, haha, I'll take you for a ride, hey, that's my car."

"Don't run away, shit, I don't know how to flatter you."

In the video, the process of "strike up" all night is mixed and edited. Brother Wase either forces, seduces, or entangles... like a slug, sticking to each drunken girl.

At the end of the video, Brother Wase drives a car away with a successful girl.

In the bullet screen, all kinds of smog filled Liu Li's chest when he saw it:
"That's so cute. I don't know if I'm 16 or not. Hurry up."

"Wow, brother, you can't do it, so wow, you let someone run away and drag you into the car."

"Envious and jealous, I imitated Brother Wase and guarded the bar door all night. I didn't kiss one of them, so I got slapped a few times."

"Learn about luxury cars and famous brands, women, haha, women."

"Damn it, thinking that the goddess I've been licking for a long time might also sit in the rich second generation's car like this, I'm going to burst."

"Brother Wow, you are so good, you just want to tear off the fig leaf of those women, pretending to be a saint, there are no good girls who go out to drink, kiss as soon as you say, touch as you say, take away as you say, why? gone?"

"..."

Liu Li's silver teeth were almost broken.

Brother Wow's behavior is disgusting, and his fans are even more disgusting.

Girls can't be in a bad mood, can't drink and relax, can't hang out with friends?

What do you mean when you go out for a drink, you can just kiss, touch, and take it away?
In a fit of anger, Liu Li quickly slid across the videos one by one.

Most of them are the ones I saw before. Brother Wase struck up a conversation in a disgusting way, and he didn't even make a mosaic, and posted all of them in the video.

In his comments, as well as in the barrage and comments of fans, he also commented and rated every woman who was entangled by Brother Wase.

A few of them made Liu Li's forehead twitch and his blood pressure soar:
"Family, the third woman in the video looks okay, but she has bad breath, shit, kiss and have a nightmare all night."

"The girl I took back to sleep last night, a scammer, she looked tender on the outside, her skin was very rough after she took it off, she almost couldn't get it off her mouth, bad review, give me back the set money... no, I didn't wear it at all, Hahahaha~~"

"Family, remember to join the group, the group number is below, high-definition uncensored big picture, original soundtrack dialogue, take it back for collection."

"..."

Seeing this, Liu Li had already retched several times, that is, Brother Wase was not in front of him, otherwise he would have to wait around with his legs up and down.

She didn't think about it, just when she was about to stop, click on Follow, and send this top-notch man away, the title of the latest video made her frown and click in.

Title: [100 of the corpse collection series, a hundred people have been killed. 】

"Pick up the corpse?"

"Is that the one I understand?"

Liu Li's heart sank a little, she blocked the barrage directly, and started to watch.

In the video,
At the beginning, there was a super-fast mixed cut. Girls showing various drunken states were either shouldered, carried, or dragged by Brother Wase...stuffed into the car and taken away.

The photos of these girls were shrunk and spliced ​​together, forming a picture that flashed like a photo wall.

This is the title.

Immediately afterwards, Brother Wase held a large booklet in his hand, shaking it in front of the camera, and could vaguely see that there were pictures and marked text in the booklet.

Brother Wow said to the camera:
"Old rules, the night of picking up corpses, the first and second halves."

"The first half is a special nostalgia session, and the second half is a new tea tasting."

"Come on, let's see which brand to turn over today..."

Brother Wase flipped through the booklet with his eyes closed, and opened it to the camera.

In the booklet is a picture of a girl lying on a bed with her eyes closed,
On the side, there are also comments such as "I'm sorry for a pair of A", "It's a good call", and the phone number...

……

"No, no."

"So much?"

Liu Li became a little flustered for no reason.

She already guessed what Brother Wase was doing.

This scumbag didn't just take drunk and incapacitated girls away at the entrance of bars and nightclubs, taking advantage of them.

I also took pictures, maybe even took videos, and left contact information.

Afterwards, I still have to call and make threats from time to time...

Liu Li looked at Brother Wase's proud face in the video, and heard the sound of a girl breaking down and crying, and bit her lip unconsciously.

She could fully understand the despair of those girls.

Man is not made of stone,
Will be depressed and sad for various reasons, and want to vent out.

Occasionally get drunk, and occasionally drink too much without paying attention,

It can happen to anyone.

Even, it might just be a...classmate reunion.

Then, he was picked up by a scumbag like Brother Wase, and it was fine if he was bitten by a dog. The dog still contacted him from time to time, and wanted to bite again.

For the rest of their lives, when they heard the phone ring,
How terrified, how desperate.

And this is not because they are so special or have made big mistakes,
And this can happen to every girl.

In the video,
Brother Wow got into his sports car and went to pick up the girl who broke down and cried.

Liu Li couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

Her gaze returned to the system panel.

The numbers on the panel are completely fixed...

"Customer detection: ID is very wow (tricky entertainment)"

"Customer Index: 100% (deadly)"

"Cause of death of client:
1. I believe in your evil, you are a bad old man;

2. Quality improvement;
3. Social disconnection. "

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

Liu Li didn't hesitate anymore, and turned her backhand on the account of "This ID is amazing",
Click to follow!

(End of this chapter)