Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

Chapter 264 A centenarian bullies a child in his early teens
[The place in front is where the boy is. Yiyi, just go and I will take care of everything. 】

Yu Yuyi didn't know how long had passed in this origin, but it seemed that she had arrived at the target mark in the blink of an eye, and it seemed that a long time had passed, until the moon reached its zenith, before she arrived at this place.

At that marked place, the sky below has not changed much, but the sea above has something that cannot be ignored, a green light symbolizing vitality.

And near that green light, there are red and blue haloes steaming up like water mist, lingering around that green light.

At this time, Black Dumpling Yiyi no longer needs to maintain the appearance of a slime dumpling when she came in. She has returned to her human form, and her newly reconstructed body is emitting golden light outwards.

The whole person seems illusory and unreal.

When Yiyi was about to touch that spot, she seemed to remember something and smiled without any haze, "I think I heard you say this."

[Yes, I told you, so I have been keeping my promise. 】

"Is that so..."

Yiyi, who was originally slightly uneasy because she noticed that Yu Xiaogang had a tendency to commit suicide, was now calmed by Douluo's ordinary but unusual words.

"Then I must abide by the agreement and let you regain your freedom~"

It is so lonely and sad to be shackled in a few places, looking at the scenery that has not changed for thousands of years, and finally falling into a deep sleep for a long life with no end in sight...

"And..." Yiyi raised her hand and took out the bits and pieces collected from the ring.

Following her movements, flowers of different varieties fell all over the sky and the sea.

Because we don’t know where is up and where is down, the flowers all over the sky are just suspended between the sea and the sky, like a miracle.

"Douluo, don't you want to see the scenery I've experienced along the way in the past few years? I can't find anything else to take as a souvenir. I can only collect some beautiful flowers and plants when I walk along the way. These all constitute the beauty in my eyes. Landscape, how about I leave them here with you now?”

The wind blowing from nowhere, picked up a few petals like fire, and then went away.

The two people's consciousnesses were blank for a few seconds as the scene unfolded.

What followed was a surge of ecstasy.

【I really like the scenery you... brought. 】

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Yiyi always felt that Douluo's words had a strange meaning.

It's just that time waits for no one. The excuse she used to sneak out from Xiao Wu and the others can't wait for her for too long. It's better to find Tang Xiaosan as soon as possible and let him report that he is safe.

"Then I'll leave first~ See you later."

Yiyi tapped her finger on the green light spot that looked small, but actually moved closer to the shadow that was as tall as her.

The next second, the feeling of falling hit me.

The wind from high altitude ruffled her hair, making it difficult for her to see what was below.

The feeling of falling too fast made her unable to make a sound, so she could only try to open her eyes to see what was going on below.

"Puff-"

The warm water swept up, making everything around him blurry, and the densely packed small bubbles floating upward completely obscured Yiyi's vision.

Yiyi, who was not very good at swimming and could only do dog crawling or sinking to the bottom of the stone, covered her mouth tightly to prevent herself from choking on the water the moment she fell into the water.

It's just that the overstressed heart needs more oxygen.

Without even realizing it, Yiyi began to absorb the sporadic oxygen in the water between her breaths.

Unfortunately, the person involved hadn't noticed it yet, and was still a little frightened and confused. He opened his eyes in the water and tried to understand the current situation.

Everything around me seemed to be red, the bubbles floating up were red, the rocky shore not far away was also red, and even the hair floating in the water was dyed red.

The depth below was unreachable, and even after falling for a long time, I didn't see the bottom.

Not far away on the other side, there seemed to be blue water waves again. After they followed the red end, they didn't merge together like ordinary water meets each other, but were clearly 'pushed' back to the other end.

There were no fish swimming under the water, just some vague figures of flowers and plants.

Before Yiyi could analyze more, a pair of hands came from behind her, passed through her waist, picked her up and swam upstream.

Yiyi:? ? !
Yu Yuyi was so shocked that she didn't even have time to think about being in the water, so she opened her mouth to shout something.

The water rushed into her mouth, causing her to cough and choke for a moment.

The person who caught the cub seemed to have noticed this, and his legs swam a little faster.

After a while, Yiyi came out of the water with him.

"Cough cough..."

The smooth flowing air stirred up, and Yiyi felt the discomfort in her throat getting worse.

Originally, the feeling of choking in the water was similar to the feeling of being coughed and choked by the cold wind while talking in the air. But as soon as I came out of the water, the two combined.

Yiyi felt a little uncomfortable.

However, the person behind her seemed to be more anxious than Yiyi. One hand grabbed Yiyi's waist, and the other hand began to pat Yiyi's back to help calm her down.

If Yiyi hadn't been covering her chest with her hands and coughing, maybe this person would have thought of helping to unbutton some buttons and loosen her collar to help her breathe.

The hurried rescuers quickly swam to the shore.

No matter how hard he tried, he held Yiyi's waist with both hands and lifted her up to the shore.

"……Well?"

In the blink of an eye, the scenery in front of her changed. Yiyi, who was a little dazed, pushed the hair that had lost her hairband and was scattered in front of her eyes behind her ears, and looked at her eyes calmly.

Dark blue semi-long hair hangs down on the young man's shoulders. The strand of hair in front of his right ear is extra long, and there is a long pendant hanging from it.

It was a birthday gift that Yiyi had made with Xiao Wu after discussing with Xiao Wu and given to Tang San.

The young man had a look of panic on his face, and his upper body was naked above the water, revealing a figure that had been well-trained over the past few years.

This is Tang San.

He is her sweetheart and her best friend!

Tang Xiaosan!
Yiyi suddenly came back to her senses.

Regardless of the current situation, Yiyi slapped her hands directly, holding Zhuma's still a little soft face, while nervously looking up and down, left and right, and couldn't help but mutter.

"Mistress, is that you? Is that you? It is said that you were captured by bad guys. What happened now? That person not only arrested children, but also robbed money and sex? Why are you not wearing any clothes on your upper body? You are not cold. Really? I will take you away now..."

As Yiyi said this, she wanted to grab Tang Xiaosan from the water and get up. While the bad guy who kidnapped him was not around, she packed him up and took him back to Shrek Academy.

It was Tang San who used some force to make it difficult for Yiyi to pull him out of the water.

Maybe it was because of Yiyi's smooth questioning earlier that Tang San, who had been a little worried because he thought something had happened to Yiyi, calmed down a lot.

Now he was finally able to look at it calmly and ask how Yiyi appeared here.

As soon as I opened my mouth, I still cared...

"Yiyi, you...really don't feel any discomfort in your body?"

Yiyi was a little dumbfounded by the question. She touched her wet hair and the equally wet clothes on her body. She couldn't help but feel disgusted and wanted to take off her shirt and jacket here.

At any rate, she still remembered that the mistress's problem was more critical, and patiently felt her physical condition.

Finally, he tilted his head and replied, "Except for my clothes and hair being wet, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"Why do you ask?"

Yiyi curiously glanced at this only strange sight.

It is very different from what we saw in Douluo Origin. The red and blue steaming water is not water mist, but the corresponding power of the five elements.

It's just that on the red side, the fire attribute is more active; on the blue side, the water attribute is more active.Tang San looked at Yiyi and it looked like there was nothing serious.

Even the hot red spring water that fell into the eyes of Ice and Fire not long ago did not burn a finger by the scorching heat. Even the clothes around him were in place and fully dressed.

Apart from being soaked in water, there was no difference from usual days.

For a moment, Tang San didn't know whether he should sigh at the different treatment of the Ice and Fire Eyes, or whether he should sigh at how many steps he had to take and how far he had to go before he could catch up with this stupid girl who had no love in her heart.

but……

All is well.

Looking at the vivid expression on Yiyi's face, the silver-gray hair here was dyed with a warm color by the red.

Tang San couldn't help but used the strength of his arms to step onto the stone bank beside the spring, hugging tightly the girl who he almost thought could not be saved and died.

"It really...scared me to death..."

The whispering in his ears was filled with deep fear.

Yiyi, who was suddenly hugged, didn't know what to do. Should she hug her back to comfort the bamboo horse, or what?

Yiyi herself was at a loss.

However, there is only one thing that Yiyi remembers very clearly——

"Don't worry. You are the most dangerous person now, Tang Xiaosan. Who is the kidnapper? If he can beat us, we will fight together. If he can't, then go back and bring in reinforcements. In short, let's get out of here now."

Yiyi patted her friend's bare back and felt the warm touch, which made her a little confused as to how to place her hands and feet.

I could only mutter silently in my heart: don’t look at anything that’s not polite, don’t say anything that’s not polite, don’t do anything that’s not polite...

Although the meaning of these words in Yiyi's mind has been distorted and completely different from the original book, what Yiyi wants to express is just the literal meaning.

Yiyi: Otherwise I will become a beast that attacks children——! (tremor)
Tang San didn't move, still holding Yiyi.

Maybe he also realized that he was inappropriate at this time, and some of them looked dry and couldn't move.

But it's more...

He wants to fulfill his promise!

Tang San shook his head and said, "I can't leave yet."

"why?"

Yiyi couldn't help but want to push away the person holding her and look directly into her friend's eyes to see if this fool had been raped by the kidnapper. Otherwise, how could he not leave despite being able to?
Feeling the push, Tang San didn't resist.

He just asked himself to take a few steps back and let most of his body be immersed in the eyes of ice and fire.

He raised his head, looked directly at Yiyi, and chuckled: "Because I promised Senior Poison Douluo to detoxify him and his granddaughter Dugu Yan."

"Poison Douluo? Antidote?"

Yiyi can understand these words individually, but why can't they be understood when combined?

"The person who kidnapped you was Poison Douluo? Dugu Bo?"

Tang San nodded.

"He's already a Titled Douluo, and he's also a Poison Douluo who's famous for his poison. How come he can't even detoxify a poison, and he still wants you, a child, to come over!"

Yiyi's tone was full of disgust.

Looking at his little friend who seemed to have been PUA, he said sadly: "A centenarian can't bully a child in his early teens. Do you really believe him? You can't be the mistress..."

Tang San suddenly realized that the answer Yiyi gave would make him choke, and he immediately wanted to stop it.

And Dugu Bo, who not long ago noticed the presence of a stranger in his medicine garden, was hiding to one side and pricked up his ears to hear what this little girl wanted to say and how Tang San should answer.

"...You don't have a Stockholm mentality towards Dugu Bo, who kidnapped you, do you?"

The look in Yiyi's eyes as she looked at Tang San had a look of hatred for iron.

"Wake up, you were just kidnapped by Dugu Bo... Well," Yiyi looked at the sky and the clock she carried with her, and made a gesture to Tang San, "You were kidnapped by him only four hours ago, that is It’s less than two hours!”

"Even from falling in love at first sight to dating and proposing, it's not as fast as yours!"

Although Tang San didn't quite understand what Yiyi said about the Stockholm psychology, Yiyi's clever metaphor made him instantly understand what kind of ghost psychology it was.

Immediately, Tang San's face darkened.

He gritted his teeth and affirmed: "I don't have any Stockholm mentality!"

"Then why don't you want to run away with me?"

Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he still explained seriously. After all, he really didn't want to be misunderstood by the girl he liked that he liked someone else again.

"I stay here not only to detoxify Senior Poison Douluo, but also to protect myself."

"Senior Poison Douluo promised me that he would not kill me if he came into contact with the poison on their grandfather and grandson. Instead, he promised me three things. Although I don't have much desire for the latter's promise. But I I need to guarantee that even if I leave, even if I die here, Poison Douluo will not take action against the people of Shrek Academy."

"If I really escape, Dean Flanders, Boss Dai and the others will be implicated, and I will feel uneasy with my conscience."

Yiyi listened carefully and briefly summarized the most fundamental reason: Poison Douluo is not a good person!

"...It's better to stay here. I think that even Senior Poison Douluo is not as good as me in poison theory research. If I stay here, it could be a few months at least or a year at most. I will compete in the Soul Master Elite Tournament." Before starting, cure the poison on their bodies. Then..."

There was a smile in Tang San's brows, and a deeply hidden affection for the person in front of him.

"...I will definitely return to Shrek Academy, and I will definitely come back to you!"

Yiyi opened her mouth, but still didn't know how to persuade.

She even felt that such a young man was the protagonist who went through all kinds of dangers and climbed to the top step by step.

It was just the ordinary interactions with each other that made her forget about the extraordinary nature of her best friend and her little friend.

"Is this the agreement you made with Poison Douluo? Is this also your fate...?"

Yiyi lowered her head and muttered.

The next second, she squatted down, ignoring the dust on her wet clothes. She raised her right hand and made a fist, only showing her little finger and thumb.

"Then you have to make a promise with me, and promise that you will definitely come back, and come back to all of us Shrek!"

Looking at the girl's firm and bright eyes, as if thousands of stars were hiding in them, Tang San smiled suddenly.

He also raised his hand, hooked his little finger lightly, listened to the girl's light voice, and whispered the agreement in his ear:

"Pull the hook, hang yourself, and don't change it for 100 years!"

"It won't change..."

Even if he tries his best, he will come back to her.

Tang San looked at the two people's thumbs pressed together, smiling helplessly but contentedly.

　At first he heard Poison Douluo in the corner: Tsk, tut, tut, there is a confidante coming to the door here, this boy is very lucky!

　　After listening to the corner for a while, Poison Douluo said: What nonsense is this little girl talking about? That kid and I, ugh——

　　After a while, Poison Douluo: What a good boy, you actually kept your promise and didn't run away. Although you escaped, I can still use your teachers and classmates as hostages, but this is a good character!

　　Finally, Poison Douluo: You are so tired and sour, who doesn’t have a wife? ! (Holding his wife’s tombstone and crying)

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　　In order to reassure Yiyi and the people at Shrek Academy, Tang San basically called Dugu Bo Senior Poison Douluo. Unless he really broke up with Dugu Bo in front of others, he would call him Dugu Bo directly.Now it is considered a poisonous oath that restricts both young monsters and old monsters.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)