Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

Chapter 265 Is this old man a serious old man?

After Yiyi and Tang San made an agreement, they were not in a hurry to leave.

Instead, he was in his current half-crouching position, holding his face with both hands, looking at Tang San in confusion.

"Little San~"

Tang San:? "What's wrong?"

"Why don't you come out of the water and talk to me~"

Tang San:...(0///0)

"Ahem, this... it's a long story, Yiyi, you should leave here quickly before senior comes back." Tang San blushed slightly and turned away his head, "You have been here for a long time, and the Ice and Fire Eyes have gradually affected you. The impact may not be good either.”

Yiyi felt the power of the five elements in the eyes of Binghuo Liangyi, which was very strong for her, and she loved to be close to her, showing an incredible look.

"Isn't it good? But, I...seem to have broken through level 47 here?"

Yiyi felt it again with some uncertainty, "...or level 48? Anyway, it feels very close to the realm of the Soul King. Is this the mimicry training environment that dad once said? It feels like something is not right? "

"what?!"

Dugu Bo, who has extremely sharp ears and hears that the soul sect realm has broken through two or three levels in a row like an idiot's dream, is worried about his (cross out) vegetable garden (cross out), and the rich power of heaven and earth in the medicine garden has been absorbed by this little girl , and jumped out in a hurry.

Tang San, still standing in the water:...

Yiyi was squatting and almost fell into the water when she was frightened by the Poison Douluo that suddenly jumped out:...?
"Ahem." Dugu Bo, who had some image baggage as a titled Douluo, raised his hand with the snake-shaped ring and signaled: "I'm worried that you, a little monster, will die in my medicine garden, which is unlucky. Come here and see how you detoxify." how."

According to what he said, Dugu Bo looked Tang San carefully up and down and confirmed that his poison was indeed removed, and then he was a little surprised.

Even the half-hour backlash of snake venom that had just struck at midnight no longer seemed to have so much residual feeling under this surprise.

**
A stick of incense ago (30 minutes), when Dugu Bo was at the end of the poison and was in a trance from the pain, he unexpectedly recalled what the arrogant boy said not long ago:
[Within three years, your granddaughter will be poisoned and die in a terrible way. 】

Granddaughter, Yanyan...

When Dugubo thought about Yanyan, he had to recall the memory that he remembered the most.

At that time Yanyan was no higher than his legs, and the snake venom she carried in her mother's womb made her hair color and eyes different from those of an ordinary child, but her emerald eyes showed unreserved admiration for him.

Xiao Yanyan raised her little face and asked him in a sweet voice: "Grandpa...when will daddy come back?" 】

But his son, Yan Yan's father, had already suffered from poisonous backlash at a young age.

Yanyan was just an ignorant child and lost his father.

It's ridiculous that he, the chief culprit, is praised by his ignorant granddaughter——

[Dad said that grandpa's poisonous skills are the most powerful in the world...Grandpa, I want to learn it when I grow up! 】

"The most powerful poison technique in the world..."

【Awesome enough!It’s so poisonous that even you yourself are affected! 】

[You have become a human, a ghost and a ghost, and you will bring disaster to future generations! 】

The words that the young man uttered at the critical moment of life and death directly poked at his weaknesses and pain points:
[Your granddaughter has been soaked in this poison since she was born.Her soul power is low, who will die unless she dies! 】

"Hahaha," Dugu Bo endured the pain and looked up to the sky and laughed at himself, "It will bite you and kill you, and you will have no descendants!"

"As expected...as expected! Dugu Bo! Your poison skills are indeed the most powerful in the world!! Hahaha..."

Two lines of clear tears slid down the corners of his eyes, immersed in his long hair that turned emerald green after being poisoned, making it almost impossible to see the traces of those tears.

Just wait for the last drop to fall on the soil and tombstones in front of you.

It was then that he discovered that the place where Dugu Bo was located was the cemetery built on a steep cliff.

On the tombstones with a white background, one says beloved wife, one says beloved son, and the other says beloved son's wife.

A total of three generations, two of which have been buried here.

Dugubo lost his father when he was young, and his spouse in middle age. When he was about [-] years old, he lost his beloved son and Yanyan's mother one after another.

I don't know when it will be time for him to send away the wild geese that are blooming like flowers.

He is not reconciled!
Therefore, no matter whether that boy Tang San said that he could detoxify was true or false, he had to guarantee that boy...

You can’t die now! !
**
This is why he reached the Ice and Fire Eyes.

He took in the little girl who happened to fall from the sky and listened to the entire conversation between the two of them.

It's just that the conversation between these two brats was really confusing to him, and the emotional ups and downs were much greater due to the interpretation of wonderful metaphors.

Especially when Dugu Bo turned his attention to the girl who said that her soul power was very close to the Soul King.

Dugu Bo: "!"

"How strange and wonderful!" Dugu Bo couldn't help but take a step forward, and his whole body appeared in front of Yu Yuyi as if he teleported.

He leaned down and looked carefully at the tiny little girl in front of him, much smaller than Yanyan, and couldn't help but feel amused.

"Little girl, your soul power is indeed as you said, it has reached the peak of level 48. This is the first time I have seen this strange thing. Why don't you tell me why you advanced so quickly? It would be better for your family brother You can go back as soon as possible~"

Yiyi:...Is this old man a serious old man?

Yiyi put aside those disturbing words and the nonsense words that came out of the old man's eyes who were used to seeing dirty things.

She sorted it out, and it was almost like: You advanced quickly, I'm very curious, tell me, let me see!

When Dugu Bo appeared, Tang San reached out and used the Tang Sect's technique - Control the Crane and Capture the Dragon, and retrieved the 24 Bridges of Bright Moon Night that had been thrown aside early.

After casually grabbing a piece of cloth and putting it on his body, Tang San stepped forward to block Dugu Bo's poisonous fingers that wanted to pinch Yiyi's face.

"Senior, why would you involve someone who has nothing to do with it!"

Tang San stood in front of Yiyi, facing Dugu Bo with a much uglier black face than when facing a life or death situation.

It's like a beast's weak spot is touched, and a young dragon's reverse scale is touched.

Facing the extremely threatening Dugu Bo, he bared his fangs and sharp teeth.

Yiyi didn't see how ugly Tang San's face was. She could only sense his vigilance and dissatisfaction from her friend's tone.

So I stayed calmly behind my friend and used my eyes to gouge out the crooked old man with green hair opposite me.

Dugu Bo didn't know how many years he had been treated like this and looked at like this since he became a Titled Douluo.

He laughed angrily and snorted coldly.

"Irrelevant? That little girl, you dare to say that I didn't come here specifically to find your lover!"

Tang San remained silent, but the hand protecting Yiyi's body did not flinch in the slightest.

Listening to Dugu Bo's words "brother love" and "love lover", Yiyi could only see the fact that his eyes were not very good, and couldn't help but poked her head out from behind Tang San and said angrily :

"When you are old, you should accept your age. Don't imitate the young people who dye their hair green! If your eyes are not working well, go to a doctor to see it. The same is true for your brain. There is no such thing as a 'loving brother' or a 'lover'... Although it is not I know the doctors here can’t cure the brain, but if you’re not worried that I’m not good at my studies, I can help you remove the brain and grow a new one!”

Yiyi was very sincere and even gave appropriate suggestions.

After all, Ziyiyi found out that her innate skills could heal herself, so she did a lot of research on how to put her healing power on others.

So far, it can be considered a small success.

As long as she doesn't worry that she will die again, or that the person who wakes up will no longer be the same person before treatment, she can even save people who have lost their hearts.

What's more, is it just a brain?

Oh, no, it can’t be said to be mere.The brain, a delicate instrument, may also be related to martial arts, soul power and other things.

Thinking of this, Yiyi felt that she could not tell lies to the patient, so she added another sentence that was sincere but really seemed like a mockery.

"I'm sorry, I thought about it. I don't seem to be able to treat things like the brain. Unless you don't have too many requirements or don't care much about the results of after-sales treatment of losing martial arts and soul power, I can't do it. Let me help you heal."

Dugu Bo, who has lived for more than a hundred years, can naturally tell whether this little girl is telling lies or the truth.

Looking at the little girl's sincere and serious eyes, Dugu Bo choked up.

The soul power in his whole body was violent, as if he wanted to crush the two little things and bugs in front of him into a puddle of mud.

It happened that at this time, Dugu Bo heard three long roars filled with strong hostility.

The roar of two strong and one weak means that their master seems to be about to break through the poisonous circle he set and come to the foot of the mountain.

Dugu Bo was already so angry at the kid's words that he couldn't express his anger. At this moment, he was aroused by these roars and his eyes narrowed slightly.

"Oh, I want to go and see, who dares to come here to challenge me?"

Having said that, Dugu Bo, who knew that Tang San was asked to detoxify his granddaughter, so he couldn't move the little girl, took a step back.

Be prepared to vent your anger on the provocateur so that you don't bottle up the problem yourself.

Dugu Bo lifted his feet, and in just a few steps, he stepped out of this inverted cone-shaped mountain col.

He moved towards the provocateur at an extremely fast speed, and his intention to cause trouble was relatively obvious.

Tang San and Yiyi, who were left in place and escaped in disguise, could naturally recognize the two extremely familiar voices in those three roars.

They are not fools, so they can naturally figure out who is coming.

Yiyi even added: "Before I left, I heard Lao Zhao say that Dad and the others are here to find you. Now it seems that those three people are probably them."

Tang San responded softly, took Yiyi's hand and squeezed it gently.

Then he said: "Let's go find the teacher and the others. According to Dugu Bo's current mood, it is estimated that the teacher and the others will have difficulty withstanding the opponent's attack. Yiyi, please turn around and wait a moment. I will get dressed and take you out with the Eight Spider Spears."

After saying this, Tang San gently turned Yiyi around, took out the inner and outer trousers from the soul guide, put them on, and released the Eight Spider Spears.

Yiyi turned around after hearing Tang San say "Okay."

I saw the long-lost Eight Spider Spears that looked like works of art.

But now is not the time to admire and save people.

Tang San was just about to pick up Yiyi and climb towards the top of the mountain.

According to Doraemon, from the four-dimensional pocket (×) and the Osumu ring, he took out the flying mushroom sausage that he asked Oscar for before departure.

There were four in total, Yiyi simply threw three of them to Tang San and swallowed one.

The next moment, wings as thin as insects spread out from behind.

Yiyi, who was floating in mid-air, stretched out her hand towards Tang San, "Okay, this is faster, let's go quickly!"

Tang San paused with his raised hand, swallowed a piece of mushroom intestine, and put the rest into the time-suspended soul guide. The moment the Eight Spider Spears were retracted behind him, six wings spread out.

The two relied on Oscar's mushroom sausage, which was not present but still provided remote assistance to support them, to streak across the dark sky like two meteors.

The moment Dugu Bo activated his eighth soul skill 'Freezing Time', he rushed to the scene.

"Dugu Bo——!!"

Tang San, who saw from a distance that his teacher and dean were being wrapped around and choked by Dugu Bo's venomous snake, couldn't help but shouted loudly, intending to stop Dugu Bo's next move.

The distance from the inverted cone-shaped mountain col to the bottom of the mountain passed quickly in one minute.

The six wings disappeared behind Tang San, but he didn't panic at all. Instead, he used the force of falling from high altitude to break through Dugu Bo's backhand, which was prepared to kill.

The same goes for Yiyi who shed tears of blood and despair when she saw her father being threatened.

He was so angry that while the six wings were still on his back, he swooped down, opened his hand towards Dugu Bo and fired six arrows in succession.

"Smelly old man——! It's shameless to avenge a private vendetta!"

Dugu Bo's backhand was first broken, and then he dodged six arrows and moved away from the position of Yu Xiaogang and the others.

Being scolded like this by a little girl, before the anger on his face could rise, his attention was attracted by the words from Tang San who leaned down to bow.

From Yu Xiaogang and the others, they learned that Tang San's father was Tang Hao, and also learned from Tang San that if he wanted this boy to detoxify Yan Yan, he could not touch his senior friend.

So much so that at the end of Dugu Bo's life, even though he was scolded by the little girl, he still had to pretend to be friendly and respond after careful consideration.

From this point of view, what the little girl said just now can be used by him as proof of a good personal relationship between them.

Dugu Bo smiled, praised the spirit fusion skills of Yu Xiaogang and the others a few times, then pointed at Tang San and Yiyi and said, these two little guys have a crush on him. They are all nicknamed.

Yu Xiaogang and the other three, who were completely unaware of the situation and the inside story, were sweating profusely and had no choice but to accept the title Douluo's compliments and words to bring them closer to each other.

At least now, it seems that this Poison Douluo won't take action against Tang San.

As for why Yiyi is here, the three people in the Golden Triangle have no idea at all.

And being borrowed words and pretending to be a good personal friend, Yiyi:...! !Why is there nothing to bite this old man to death?shameless!
Look at the angry expression on the little girl's face and her bulging cheeks.

Dugu Bo only felt that he was relieved a lot after being so angry earlier.

At the moment, he smiled and extended an olive branch to Yu Yuyi, "I see this little girl is called Yiyi, right? She is very destined to me. Why don't you study with Tang San in my medicine garden?"

Yiyi gritted her teeth and looked at Dugu Bo fiercely, "Why should I stay here to learn? What do you have to teach me?"

"Of course it's toxicology, but medicine and poisoning don't separate. If you want to learn pharmacology from me, that's not impossible."

Yiyi: Oops, it’s pharmacology!A little excited!Want to learn!
But facing the stinky old man who was scolding him just now, Yiyi felt very unhappy when she saw the smug look on Dugu Bo's face.

As a father, Yu Xiaogang took a step forward, pressed down Yiyi's angry hair, bowed to Dugu Bo and said, "I'm afraid that my little girl will be shapeless and disturb the tranquility of senior Dugu. Or because I will take the boy back to study for a few more years, and then discuss this matter with Senior Dugu."

To put it bluntly, I will do it next time.

Not necessarily next time!
Yiyi's heart fluttered, and she also knew that this titled Douluo, especially a poisonous Douluo like Dugu Bo, had an eccentric personality and was extremely difficult. If her father and the others were worried, she might as well go back with him.

Who can’t learn pharmacology?
The worst case scenario is that she goes to Xinghuo to recruit pharmacologists, but her brainstorming can't compare to Dugu Bo's pharmacology?
Not to mention, this person even relies on a teenage child for his poison knowledge.

When Yiyi thought about this, she looked at Dugu Bo with even more disgust.

Dugu Bo saw it and laughed angrily, "It is indeed naughty and shameless, not as good as my wild goose."

Yiyi grimace: Omit!

Dugu Bo, who saw what the kid was thinking, turned his head angrily, rolled up his sleeves and snorted, "Then leave quickly. It's late at night, don't stay here any longer."

Yu Xiaogang glanced at Tang San lingeringly for a few more times, and saw that what he said about wanting to stay was not an empty lie, so he looked at Flanders and Liu Erlong and nodded.

The three of them bowed and left, Liu Erlong even revealed his past dislike of the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex background, just to make Dugu Bo think more when he moved Tang San back.

Dugu Bo glanced at the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex token with a faint look, and then looked at it a few more times. The little girl started making faces at him when no one was pressing her. He curled his lips in anger and slapped the girl's bamboo horse.

He patted Tang San's head without using any force, just to anger that little girl.

Tang San was angered by being implicated by the innocent: ...Is it true that this old monster is sick as Yiyi said?

Yiyi:…………Childish!
Dugu Bo: Humph!I have your best friend in my hands!
　The childish old monster and Yiyi have the kind of relationship that allows them to quarrel with each other.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)