Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

After Yiyi and Yu Xiaogang left in a hurry, there was no movement from Tang San and Dugu Bo.

"At this age, with such scheming... you are really a monster!"

Dugu Bo didn't even look at Tang San, as if he was lamenting the unfairness of his fate, and seemed to be reminded of some memories or thoughts by these rare and lively scenes.

He lowered his eyes and chuckled, "That little girl is the same, she is a monster even more monster than you..."

How could Dugu Bo, a man with nearly ten times more experience than these two brats, not know that the girl's words and expression were all provoking his bottom line, in order to test his abilities.

Although I don’t know what trump cards and back-ups she relies on, her scheming and courage are worthy of Dugu Bo’s high look at her.

Tang San didn't pay attention to Dugu Bo's words, but when the people in front of him were so far away that it was hard to see their backs, he answered and cursed: "Neither righteous nor evil, moody. You are an old monster!"

"But there is only one thing you are right about, Yiyi is even more powerful than me..."

That's why he wants to become stronger and wants to take this opportunity to stay here, even if he knows he is seeking skin from a tiger...

Dugu Bo was scolded by this boy's words, and was forced into a mouthful of dog food.

The centenarian almost laughed angrily at the boy.

He crossed his arms, raised his chin, and said with a half-smile, "Oh, I don't know who it is, but the little girl denied the identity of my lover!"

Tang San's face instantly darkened, and he mocked Dugu Bo: "Huh, I don't know who even relies on a teenage boy to detoxify."

"Are you a child? You look more like a hundred years old than me! You little monster!"

"Old monster! Did I name you? You couldn't wait to answer the question. Who's to blame!"

"Little monster! If you don't cure the poison in the end, even if that little girl really has some back-up, I will not hesitate to take action against you!"

"You don't need to take action," Tang San raised his eyelids and glanced at Dugu Bo with disgust, "If I can't even cure your poison, I might as well commit suicide."

"What a big breath!"

Although Dugu Bo was so angry that Tang San did pass his test.

So it seems that this kid is probably very confident about detoxification and is not just talking nonsense.

Therefore, no matter how angry Dugu Bo was, at least he would not kill Tang San until he got the antidote and cured Yanyan's poison.

The two of them returned to the Ice and Fire Eyes noisily.

Perhaps because of their opposite temperaments, or perhaps because of their passion, Dugu Bo agreed to the bet with Tang San.

Based on the three chances of poisoning, if Tang San can cure the poison, then the two of them will share Dugu Bo's medicine garden; if Tang San cannot cure the poison, then they will let the other party do whatever they want, even after giving the antidote. Even after he died, Tang San had no regrets and promised that no one would bother Dugu Bo.

of course.

In the end, this bet ended with Tang San winning. He also used this bet to extort the best of the bamboo leaves and greens that Dugu Bo had carefully raised for a long time - the 'Nine-section Jade'.

Dugubo was scratching his head, but he had no choice but to abide by the agreement.

But every time in the future, when I saw the intimate Nine-section Jade that was wrapped around Tang San's wrist and was renamed 'Little Leaf', I couldn't help but twist my face and regret it so much.

Except for this one, after making the bet, the two parties competed with each other but got along harmoniously as if they had been together for a long time.

Yiyi, who followed Yu Xiaogang and the others away, sent a strong sense to Douluo, then she asked Liu Erlong, the only woman in the Golden Iron Triangle, who was also the Horn of Killing, to carry him back. .

Counting this morning, this is only the second time we have met, and we still have an old relationship with the child's father, and the relationship is ambiguous...

With all these things, Liu Erlong didn't have to count them in detail to know that he was not suitable to be the first person to ask questions.

Then he calmed down knowingly.

But his eyes were still on the girl who was being interrogated by the three chambers.

In terms of relationship and intimacy, Yu Xiaogang was always the first to speak. After all, he still didn't want to press the question too clearly. He just said: "Yiyi, how did you get there? Were you hurt by Dugu Bo?"

Yu Yuyi sat on the sofa, holding the hot milk that Liu Erlong had stuffed in her hand, and took a sip.

After hesitating for a moment, he raised his face with a beard and replied: "I wasn't hurt. Senior Dugu probably wanted something from the mistress, so he was restrained towards me and us until the end. He only took advantage of it verbally." It’s just cheap.”

Yu Xiaogang also knew that Yiyi was avoiding the question of how he got there. Knowing Douluo's existence, he understood at this moment what Yiyi wanted to hide, and he stopped asking about that point.

He just held a tissue in his hand, wiped away the ring of milk foam on Yiyi's mouth, and continued to ask:

"Then why does Senior Dugu ask you if you want to study pharmacology from him?"

When asked about this, Yiyi curled her lips and said, "I don't know, maybe it was because Senior Dugu was sick that he said those words."

Looking at the naming, it was almost as if Yiyi was scolding Dugubo himself for being mentally ill.

Flanders, who was listening in, could not help but suppress his heart that was jumping so fast that it almost stopped the next second.

He took a deep breath and raised the corners of his mouth, "Anyway, it's good news for us that Senior Poison Douluo can make that gesture, but on Xiaosan's side..."

"You can go and see it at any time~" Yiyi can guarantee this.

"If you are worried, I can help bring you news. Well..."

Yiyi calculated the needs of an ordinary child who was no older than a junior high school student and was boarding away from home for family or familiar people, and calculated a specific number with her fingers, "Is twice a week enough?"

Flanders:...!How on earth did my students do it? !

Liu Erlong couldn't help but frowned. It wasn't that she didn't believe Yiyi's assurance, but she just felt that frequent visits to the place where the strange-tempered Poison Douluo was was not good for Yiyi's own safety.

The same goes for Yu Xiaogang. He pursed his lips, worried about Tang San being left behind by Dugu Bo, and worried about the impact this kind of thing would have on Yiyi.

After a long while, he said, "It won't affect you in any way, will it?"

Yiyi shook her head.

After seeing Liu Erlong's sincere concern for her, Yiyi also decided to mention that matter a little bit.

Let everyone feel more at ease and agree with her as the security liaison between both parties.

"I'm at Senior Poison Douluo's place. Maybe it's because that place matches my martial soul's mimetic training environment, and my soul power has made a lot of breakthroughs."

Yu Xiaogang sighed, "It's a coincidence."

Taking advantage of the situation, he asked: "Then Yiyi, your soul power should be..."

...It should be level 47.

"Level 48."

Before Yu Xiaogang could finish saying this, the number Yiyi whispered out was like a heavy hammer, hitting Yu Xiaogang's head directly, and the force rebounded to Flanders.

The two of them heard it and their heads were buzzing.

"...Huh?" "Peak level 48."

Yiyi added two words slightly.

But just these two words made Flanders, who had not yet digested Yiyi's ability to come and go freely, be promoted to two levels in a row in this mimetic training environment, and the fact that he was already a full two levels in the soul sect realm. , for a moment after the shock, my mind went blank.

Yu Xiaogang also twitched his eyes and swallowed back the 'Ah' that was about to be spit out along with Flanders.

He looked at it with a complex expression, still sitting obediently on the corner of the sofa with his legs crossed. Yiyi, who looked like a dumpling in contrast, couldn't help but say: "...Did that senior say this is normal?"

Although I haven't seen that person for a long time, now everywhere in this continent is a part of that person. Yu Xiaogang thought about how many seniors could also sense what happened to Yiyi.

If nothing was said, it should be nothing serious.

Just be afraid of what the senior said.

Fortunately, Yiyi nodded and answered in the affirmative.

Yu Xiaogang looked at the children who were only a little bit older in his opinion. One or two, each had their own opportunities, and they seemed to be relatively safe. He endured the reluctance in his heart and accepted the reason that Yiyi suggested earlier. She came to report Ping An's operation.

only……

"It doesn't have to be twice a week. Yiyi, you can come according to your own schedule. We are still with Xiao San. As teachers, we naturally have to visit him. I think Senior Dugu will be accommodating to this."

Yu Xiaogang stretched out his hand to change the route, patted the little girl's shoulder, smiled and comforted: "At any rate, you, Dean Flanders, are also a Soul Saint. With me as a drag, even if you can't withstand most of Senior Dugu's anger, at least you can." You can take me out."

"Hey——, I don't like to hear this!" Flender hooked Yu Xiaogang's neck and interrupted him, "What a burden, your brain is much easier to use than mine. By then , maybe it depends on your machinations, Xiaogang!"

Yu Xiaogang clapped Flender's hand angrily, "What kind of conspiracy? Please tell me something in front of the child."

"Yes, Boss Fu." Liu Erlong, who had been silent for a long time, spoke up at the right time. She glanced at Yiyi and agreed with Yu Xiaogang's statement in her heart.

After all, these adults are still here, so how can they put all the burden on the children?

Of course, how to make them feel at ease and how to do it.

The same goes for speaking, be as elegant as possible.

Otherwise, what should we do if our good children are led to become these arrogant aristocratic brats in Tiandou City?

Thinking about it, Liu Erlong cast his disapproving eyes at Flanders.

Flanders looked left and right, and saw two friends who were beginning to denounce him. He had to raise his hands in surrender, "...My wording was wrong, but that's probably what it meant. Xiaogang, you too Don’t belittle yourself.”

"..." Yu Xiaogang was silent, "... In short, Yiyi, rest assured, there are always more methods than difficulties. While we adults are still here, the children should not worry so much, just leave it to us. "

Yiyi looked at Dean Flanders who was noncommittal, as well as her father and teacher Liu Erlong who asked her to do whatever she could and not to be tired, and nodded in agreement with a submissive face.

However, as for what Yiyi is thinking.

That's her business.

Determined not to let her friends feel lonely when they are away from home, Yiyi has already planned what kind of food she should bring with her when she visits her mistress twice a week.

***
Three months later.

Dugu Bo, who was taking the antidote, showed his contempt for the two brats who were cooking hot pot in the hot spring.

Tang San has become adept at ignoring all of Dugu Bo's emotions.

With a pair of chopsticks, the hairy tripe was picked up at just the right time into Yiyi's bowl.

Yiyi did not ignore Dugu Bo's emotions, but she was even worse.

With a smile, he picked up the fragrant ingredients in the bowl one by one, and made a random secret with one hand, causing the wind to rise and send the aroma to the old monster's nose, lingering for a long time.

He did not forget to insult the old monster, "Oh, such a fragrant hotpot, it's a pity that someone can't eat it now~"

"But it doesn't matter. Kind-hearted Yiyi will help someone solve everything! Ouch——"

After saying that, she deliberately opened her mouth wide and swallowed the hairy belly on the chopsticks in one gulp.

Seeing the crosses on Dugu Bo's forehead popping up one after another, the smell of delicious food lingering under his nose, he could only angrily grind the antidote made into pill pills in his mouth, not even daring to bite.

I just listened to the voice that never stopped in my ears, preaching about the delicious food, and the aroma that never dissipated under my nose.

The old monster finally couldn't help it, he faced Tang San and pointed his hand directly at Yiyi's smug face, like a villain's triumphant face, "Little monster! You should be in charge of your little girl!"

Tang San sighed: "Old monster, why are you doing this?"

"Yes, yes!" Yiyi relied on the support of someone around her and directed another Feng Jue at Dugu Bo.

Dugu Bo was so excited by the aroma under his nose that his index finger moved, and his teeth couldn't help but bite down hard on the round pill.

The next second, the strong bitter taste of coptis suddenly swept over Dugu Bo's mouth.

Now, Dugu Bo no longer had the desire to indulge in delicacies that he could only look at but not eat.

His face was wrinkled in pain, and he couldn't help but choked with Tang San: "Little monster, do you have to add so much coptis in the antidote?!"

Tang San said calmly: "It's not necessary to add coptis in it..."

"then you!"

"I just saw some old monster being disrespectful and snatching children's toys every day. I thought it must be because of the spring here that caused you to get angry and hot, so I gave you a fire-reducing and antidote specially."

"You!" The bitter taste in Dugu Bo's mouth has not gone away. Now that he says a word, he tastes the bitterness of the remaining elixir again.

The bitter taste made him open his mouth, but in the end no words came out, so he had to close his mouth in frustration.

Tang San didn't even look at Dugu Bo, he just said: "Don't swallow all the medicine, it will only be effective if it slowly dissolves in your mouth."

"I know!"

Dugu Bo couldn't help but raise his voice and spit out his answer viciously.

On the other hand, Yiyi bit her chopsticks, came close to the mistress, poked his only soft face, and asked: "What do you mean by robbing children's toys? In addition to this old monster trying to rob us of our food every time, does he also... Anything else?"

"..." Tang San didn't want to recall that some of the snacks and interesting things Yiyi brought to him would be taken away by the old monster's envoys, so he did not answer Yiyi's question directly.

He just reached out and rubbed Yiyi's head, and out of Yiyi's sight, gave Dugu Bo a few glares while he was blowing the whistle and pretending that nothing happened.

Dugu Bo didn't say anything, but it was written on his face: Doesn't it count that you little monster is staying with me?Since it’s a rental, it’s natural to pay rent, so those knick-knacks are considered rent!Look at how magnanimous I am, and how generous I am!
Tang San: "Tsk!"

He wasn't really worried about the things Yiyi specially gave him being taken away, nor was he angry that the things Yiyi had specially prepared for him were taken away. He definitely wasn't worried about the things that he hadn't opened even though they were duplicates. , I just think the old monster’s face is very annoying! ! !

Dugu Bo: Aren’t you very concerned about this——? !

Tang San gritted his teeth: Ha——!I don’t really care about the packaging that was dismantled before I could get it, leaving only the packaging on the ground!
Dugu Bo: .........Little monster, has anyone ever told you that you are awkward!