Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 352 The blind date routine is a bit deep
Chapter 352 The blind date routine is a bit deep
Liu Qi heard that he put gold on this boy's face, but in the end the boy smeared his face again, angrily circled in place, and said to Zhang Yongfa helplessly.
"Big nephew! Your little brother-in-law is a matchmaker. Uncle, I can't say anything! You should hire someone else! It's a small matter to smash my signboard for so many years, and delay their marriage, then my crime will be serious. !"
Zhang Yongfa panicked when he saw Liu Qi retreating again, thinking why this old guy is so hard to serve, he ate the mutton!I bought cigarettes!Which part is he singing now? It makes people worry to death, but even at this moment, if he has the heart to bite this old guy to death, he has to smile shyly, so he grabbed his hand grinning and saying
"Uncle Zhang! Calm down! Weiwei doesn't care about his brains when he talks, so don't dare to argue with him! He's not young anymore, so you have to help him with this job no matter what!"
Cao Wei was so angry that he almost vomited blood when he heard Zhang Yongfa scold him for not being smart enough to speak. He thought that I was just telling the truth.
Liu Qi gave Zhang Yongfa a hard look, then heaved a long sigh, held his hand tightly and said helplessly
"Oh! Xiao Zhang! Haven't you heard that ten people setting up a stage is not as fast as one person tearing it down! So it's not that I don't help this favor, the key is this favor, I can't help it! I will give it to you now Dad called and asked him to hire Gao Ming! I can’t say anything about this matchmaker!”
Seeing that Liu Qi was about to take out the phone, Zhang Yongfa quickly grabbed his hand and begged his grandpa to tell his grandma.
"Uncle, don't be in a hurry to call my dad. From now on, we will do whatever you say. You say one, two, three, and Weiwei will never say four, five, six! You let this kid go east, and he I just forgot where Xi is, see if this works!"
Liu Qi glanced at Zhang Yongfa, who was getting angry in a hurry, and thought that no matter how good your words are, even if you are so anxious to dig the wall now, and the mouth grows on Cao Wei, you can't put a switch on her mouth, and you can't worry if you are in a hurry. Don't worry, it doesn't make any sense at all!
Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi did not change his mind, and thought that the person who would tie the bell had to be untied, so he pulled Cao Wei over and said in an extremely irritated voice
"Aren't you good at talking just now, boy? Why is your mouth kicked by a donkey now! Say a word! Do you remember what Uncle Liu said just now? When Uncle Liu takes you on a blind date, say what you need to say! No It should be said! As long as Uncle Liu doesn't say anything, the woman's family can't say anything even if she pays! Do you remember clearly?"
When Cao Wei heard this, he was speechless for a moment, thinking that he was Brother Monkey, it was not obvious that people would open their eyes and talk nonsense, such things as a blind date, they actually wanted to deceive people, may I ask if you can deceive others for a while, is it possible that you can deceive others For the first time, even if you use the false identity of an oil worker to coax other girls and get married in a fake show, is it true that the Civil Affairs Bureau only issues marriage certificates and does not issue green book divorce certificates? It's okay to think about it, but now I and Wang Cuihua are completely useless. If you want to get married in this poor mountain valley in your hometown, without a matchmaker to match it, it's just a dream!
Thinking of this, Cao Wei gritted his teeth, quickly took out the cigarette, lit it respectfully for Liu Qi, and said with a flushed face.
"Uncle, calm down! I don't know the situation at home! Don't worry! I promise not to talk nonsense! From now on, I will do whatever you say!"
Liu Qi saw that Cao Wei had completely confessed, so he pursed his lips and said
"Okay then! I hope you will do what you say, and don't let me down! Then you two wait here for a while, and I will inquire about something and come back to take you to see your wife!"
Seeing that Liu Qi was finally willing to take on the job, Zhang Yongfa's hanging heart finally fell to the ground, and he quickly said with a smile like a flower.
"Uncle, it's okay! You do your work first, and I'll explain it to you later!"
Liu Qi had just walked a few steps, when Cao Wei handed Zhang Yongfa a cigarette and lit it for himself, he just took a sip, before he had time to tell his bitterness, Zhang Yongfa didn't expect Zhang Yongfa to say something directly
"When you go on a blind date, don't smoke anymore! Otherwise, you will leave a bad impression on other girls! Do you hear me!"
Cao Wei just took a puff of cigarettes and almost choked to death. It took him a long time to recover from coughing, and he was extremely irritable and said
"Brother-in-law! Isn't it just a blind date! It's fine if you don't let me talk! Why can't you smoke a cigarette now! You are too bullying! If you continue to do this, I won't get along with you! I'm in trouble! !"
When Zhang Yongfa heard Cao Wei said that he would not go on a blind date, he just glanced at him lightly and didn't say a word, thinking that you shouldn't be stubborn here, kid.
If you say you don’t go on a blind date, you don’t go on a blind date. You think it’s a child’s play house. With a bitter face, it would be nice not to be kicked out with a stick. Who would want to go on a blind date with him? Thinking of this, he sighed and said
"Weiwei, can you still talk properly! Don't forget! Today is for you to go on a blind date. It's not that the two of us have nothing to do here to grind our mouths and argue! Just now Uncle Liu told you not to talk nonsense, when will you not be allowed?" Talk! I told you not to have a cigarette in your mouth when you go on a blind date. Do you think it looks good? Is it polite? Is it appropriate?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he did not expect Cao Wei to be impatient. He took a deep puff of his cigarette, his eyes widened and he fell asleep.
"Brother-in-law! You really dare to say anything. May I ask when I was talking nonsense? I was originally a security guard of the oil company, but he called me an oil worker. I just corrected me! But he got impatient! He said Aren’t you talking nonsense with your eyes wide open and blatantly deceiving? You said that I don’t even have a red work uniform, what do you want me to prove to others! Wouldn’t it be shooting yourself in the foot when the time comes!”
Seeing Cao Wei's angry look, Zhang Yongfa thought that this kid was really angry, so he patted his shoulder and said
"Oh! When will you change your brimstone temper? Uncle Liu said that you are an oil worker, and that is to give you extra points in the success rate of blind dates. How come you are a liar! Besides, the matchmaker introduced you When the time comes, don’t tell girls that they are too beautiful! If a man praises how capable he is, then he will be more capable! If the matchmaker makes a real introduction, I’m afraid they won’t be able to make a couple in a year! As for when you said it, the woman asked If you take out your red overalls and prove that you are an oil worker, such a thing will never happen. Besides, if the blind date is successful and you buy two overalls, it will not be as simple as one! So don’t think about it , Everything is under Uncle Zhang's arrangement, if there is no accident, he can create miracles on you again!"
(End of this chapter)
Liu Qi heard that he put gold on this boy's face, but in the end the boy smeared his face again, angrily circled in place, and said to Zhang Yongfa helplessly.
"Big nephew! Your little brother-in-law is a matchmaker. Uncle, I can't say anything! You should hire someone else! It's a small matter to smash my signboard for so many years, and delay their marriage, then my crime will be serious. !"
Zhang Yongfa panicked when he saw Liu Qi retreating again, thinking why this old guy is so hard to serve, he ate the mutton!I bought cigarettes!Which part is he singing now? It makes people worry to death, but even at this moment, if he has the heart to bite this old guy to death, he has to smile shyly, so he grabbed his hand grinning and saying
"Uncle Zhang! Calm down! Weiwei doesn't care about his brains when he talks, so don't dare to argue with him! He's not young anymore, so you have to help him with this job no matter what!"
Cao Wei was so angry that he almost vomited blood when he heard Zhang Yongfa scold him for not being smart enough to speak. He thought that I was just telling the truth.
Liu Qi gave Zhang Yongfa a hard look, then heaved a long sigh, held his hand tightly and said helplessly
"Oh! Xiao Zhang! Haven't you heard that ten people setting up a stage is not as fast as one person tearing it down! So it's not that I don't help this favor, the key is this favor, I can't help it! I will give it to you now Dad called and asked him to hire Gao Ming! I can’t say anything about this matchmaker!”
Seeing that Liu Qi was about to take out the phone, Zhang Yongfa quickly grabbed his hand and begged his grandpa to tell his grandma.
"Uncle, don't be in a hurry to call my dad. From now on, we will do whatever you say. You say one, two, three, and Weiwei will never say four, five, six! You let this kid go east, and he I just forgot where Xi is, see if this works!"
Liu Qi glanced at Zhang Yongfa, who was getting angry in a hurry, and thought that no matter how good your words are, even if you are so anxious to dig the wall now, and the mouth grows on Cao Wei, you can't put a switch on her mouth, and you can't worry if you are in a hurry. Don't worry, it doesn't make any sense at all!
Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi did not change his mind, and thought that the person who would tie the bell had to be untied, so he pulled Cao Wei over and said in an extremely irritated voice
"Aren't you good at talking just now, boy? Why is your mouth kicked by a donkey now! Say a word! Do you remember what Uncle Liu said just now? When Uncle Liu takes you on a blind date, say what you need to say! No It should be said! As long as Uncle Liu doesn't say anything, the woman's family can't say anything even if she pays! Do you remember clearly?"
When Cao Wei heard this, he was speechless for a moment, thinking that he was Brother Monkey, it was not obvious that people would open their eyes and talk nonsense, such things as a blind date, they actually wanted to deceive people, may I ask if you can deceive others for a while, is it possible that you can deceive others For the first time, even if you use the false identity of an oil worker to coax other girls and get married in a fake show, is it true that the Civil Affairs Bureau only issues marriage certificates and does not issue green book divorce certificates? It's okay to think about it, but now I and Wang Cuihua are completely useless. If you want to get married in this poor mountain valley in your hometown, without a matchmaker to match it, it's just a dream!
Thinking of this, Cao Wei gritted his teeth, quickly took out the cigarette, lit it respectfully for Liu Qi, and said with a flushed face.
"Uncle, calm down! I don't know the situation at home! Don't worry! I promise not to talk nonsense! From now on, I will do whatever you say!"
Liu Qi saw that Cao Wei had completely confessed, so he pursed his lips and said
"Okay then! I hope you will do what you say, and don't let me down! Then you two wait here for a while, and I will inquire about something and come back to take you to see your wife!"
Seeing that Liu Qi was finally willing to take on the job, Zhang Yongfa's hanging heart finally fell to the ground, and he quickly said with a smile like a flower.
"Uncle, it's okay! You do your work first, and I'll explain it to you later!"
Liu Qi had just walked a few steps, when Cao Wei handed Zhang Yongfa a cigarette and lit it for himself, he just took a sip, before he had time to tell his bitterness, Zhang Yongfa didn't expect Zhang Yongfa to say something directly
"When you go on a blind date, don't smoke anymore! Otherwise, you will leave a bad impression on other girls! Do you hear me!"
Cao Wei just took a puff of cigarettes and almost choked to death. It took him a long time to recover from coughing, and he was extremely irritable and said
"Brother-in-law! Isn't it just a blind date! It's fine if you don't let me talk! Why can't you smoke a cigarette now! You are too bullying! If you continue to do this, I won't get along with you! I'm in trouble! !"
When Zhang Yongfa heard Cao Wei said that he would not go on a blind date, he just glanced at him lightly and didn't say a word, thinking that you shouldn't be stubborn here, kid.
If you say you don’t go on a blind date, you don’t go on a blind date. You think it’s a child’s play house. With a bitter face, it would be nice not to be kicked out with a stick. Who would want to go on a blind date with him? Thinking of this, he sighed and said
"Weiwei, can you still talk properly! Don't forget! Today is for you to go on a blind date. It's not that the two of us have nothing to do here to grind our mouths and argue! Just now Uncle Liu told you not to talk nonsense, when will you not be allowed?" Talk! I told you not to have a cigarette in your mouth when you go on a blind date. Do you think it looks good? Is it polite? Is it appropriate?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he did not expect Cao Wei to be impatient. He took a deep puff of his cigarette, his eyes widened and he fell asleep.
"Brother-in-law! You really dare to say anything. May I ask when I was talking nonsense? I was originally a security guard of the oil company, but he called me an oil worker. I just corrected me! But he got impatient! He said Aren’t you talking nonsense with your eyes wide open and blatantly deceiving? You said that I don’t even have a red work uniform, what do you want me to prove to others! Wouldn’t it be shooting yourself in the foot when the time comes!”
Seeing Cao Wei's angry look, Zhang Yongfa thought that this kid was really angry, so he patted his shoulder and said
"Oh! When will you change your brimstone temper? Uncle Liu said that you are an oil worker, and that is to give you extra points in the success rate of blind dates. How come you are a liar! Besides, the matchmaker introduced you When the time comes, don’t tell girls that they are too beautiful! If a man praises how capable he is, then he will be more capable! If the matchmaker makes a real introduction, I’m afraid they won’t be able to make a couple in a year! As for when you said it, the woman asked If you take out your red overalls and prove that you are an oil worker, such a thing will never happen. Besides, if the blind date is successful and you buy two overalls, it will not be as simple as one! So don’t think about it , Everything is under Uncle Zhang's arrangement, if there is no accident, he can create miracles on you again!"
(End of this chapter)
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