Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 353

When Cao Wei heard that Liu Qi would create miracles, he was choked to death again, and after wiping his tears, he said dumbfoundedly
"Brother-in-law! Are you kidding me? Someone like Uncle Liu can perform miracles!"

Zhang Yongfa glared at him, took a deep puff of cigarette, let it out slowly, patted Cao Wei on the shoulder and said

"Young man! You are still too young! Uncle Liu, don't look at his age! But within a radius of several tens of miles, he is like a god! I won't tell you anything else. It was a sensation last year. My brother helped The elder brother who is a little bit lame has a successful blind date, and Uncle Liu arranged the civet cat to replace the prince on the day of marriage! Therefore, the words of the matchmaker are like advertisements, and there are many exaggerated elements in them!"

When Cao Wei heard this, he couldn't wait to ask,

"Then after uncovering the hijab, it was discovered that the married person was not the same person as the blind date. Wouldn't she turn around and leave?"

Seeing Cao Wei's extremely funny expression, Zhang Yongfa was overjoyed, patted him on the shoulder again, and said with a cheerful smile

"Weiwei, have you only grown older these years? When you take off the hijab, you find that you are different, and you won't turn around and leave! Are you kidding me? Haven't you watched the costume drama "Wrong Sedan Chair and Married the Right Man?" "Lang"? Although this is not the wrong sedan chair, it's just that the bridegroom's official has been changed, but the two are not much different! Besides, if she is let go, then what do you do when you marry back? Besides, the man's bride price has been paid! The banquet is all set! The marriage certificate is also received! What's the matter if she leaves! Take a step back and say that even if she has the courage to go back to her mother's house, have you ever thought that she can walk out of her in-law's house, and she can enter her mother's house? Haven't you heard of the water thrown by a married daughter? When she returns to her mother's house like this, will her mother have the face to go out in the future?"

Cao Wei was silent when he heard this. In their poor mountain valley, girls usually resign themselves to their fate after worshiping the hall and entering the bridal chamber. According to the old saying that a chicken follows a chicken, a dog follows a dog. Anyway, he lived for twenty years. For several years, I haven't heard of any bride who took off her hijab and returned to her mother's house. He thought of this and smoked the cigarette hard, stepped on his feet hard and said
"You talk about these matchmakers! It's so bad! Isn't this taking money with no conscience to push other girls into the fire pit? Isn't he afraid of going back at night and having nightmares?"

Zhang Yongfa immediately felt uncomfortable when he heard this, because his father was also a matchmaker, and if it weren't for a matchmaker like his father, Cao Wei had no background, only a back!No diploma, half illiterate!There is no deposit, only arrears!A young man who is not young and can't fall in love, where can he marry a wife and have children, so he said a little annoyed
"Weiwei, when you speak, can you think through your brain a little bit! Although my dad didn't personally arrange the marriage for you this time, but no matter what, he didn't have any credit, so it must have been hard work! At such an age, It’s not easy! When you speak, please, don’t be so mean, and don’t overturn a boatload of people with one shot, okay! Matchmakers also make money by their ability, so how can they become money with no conscience! Haven’t you heard of it, like us In such a poor mountain valley, men don’t get married at the age of 30, and they will basically be single all their lives. If it weren’t for these matchmakers to help matchmaking, wouldn’t there be more bachelors here than fire sticks! Especially people like you and me, we should Big thanks to the matchmakers, this special group!"

When Cao Wei heard that there were more bachelors than fire sticks, he glanced at them in surprise, thinking that if one family had one fire stick, our village had more than 100 households, so there would be more than 100 fire sticks, and there were only five or six bachelors. It would be a great loss for the matchmaking world if you don't become a matchmaker with your eloquence, but after looking at his dark face, I realized that I have suffered again, and I have offended my brother-in-law and his family invisibly. , so he quickly lit the cigarette for Zhang Yongfa, smiled and said with a flushed face

"Brother-in-law! You are getting better at speaking! Although we are poor and backward, there are very few people who can't marry a wife! How can there be more bachelors than fire sticks! And that's not what I meant just now, uncle ran forward I don’t even know how to thank him for the last worry about finding a matchmaker for me, how could I blame him, aren’t you whipping me with the sole of your shoe in disguise? Are you calling me ruthless, righteous and unconscionable?”

Seeing that Cao Wei realized his mistake, Zhang Yongfa rolled his eyes angrily. He wanted to say that I don’t know if you have a conscience, but I know all about what you just said. When he was talking, he took a deep puff of the cigarette and said helplessly

"Don't talk to me anymore, kid! I just said that there may be more bachelors than fire sticks. This is just a metaphor. Why are you still biting a dry shit stick, and you can't replace it with a fried dough twist? Besides, even if my sentence is not a metaphor, then I think what I said is correct. If the economy here is still so backward, boys don’t study well, and now many families have already burned coal and gas tanks. It will also gradually withdraw from people's lives, maybe one day, there will be more bachelors in the village than fire sticks!"

Cao Wei looked at Zhang Yongfa's serious nonsense, and was just about to refute, please make it clear to him that we are out-and-out farmers, and our ancestors have lived in the countryside for generations, please don't compare the lifestyle of urban people with us rural people, this The two are not comparable at all, but when I was in the first grade, I went home every day under the dim light of the kerosene lamp, and read the textbook saying that the lights and telephones upstairs and downstairs belonged to the people in the city. In daily life, there is no telephone in the whole village. Although there are electric lights in every household, but there are power outages every three days, and when the electricity is used regardless of the time period, then it is considered a good life. But last year, I went out to work now. , Many rural people also live in high-rise buildings. The upstairs and downstairs electric lights and telephones have become popular, and almost no one has a mobile phone.
"Okay! Brother-in-law! I can't say no to you! Now you say what you look like, so be what you say! If you say I am an oil worker, then I will sing "I Offer Oil for the Motherland", and you say I am a coal digger at the bottom of a well." , then I will sing "We Workers Have Power"! In short, all actions are subject to command! You can quickly help me to see what Uncle Liu is doing! Why hasn't he come here for so long! Say I can't stand the snot, what are you doing looking for a wife! You say I am looking for a wife, why is it so hard!"

(End of this chapter)