Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 354 The Secret of the Small Health Ball

Zhang Yongfa glared fiercely, and didn't say a word in anger, thinking that you are really my brother-in-law, otherwise you wouldn't be such a cheater, why would you always think of me the first time you get scolded, You don't have long legs yourself, or your mouth is just a decoration, I don't know if you can find it yourself and ask, let me find it and get scolded!But if he said that, this kid must be impatient with himself, so he chose, the safest!The most effective!The most harmonious way is to pretend not to hear and bypass the topic, because he knows better than anyone else that the golden time in the morning is simply gold and silver for a matchmaker!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yongfa quickly gave Cao Wei a cigarette, lit it, and said with a cheerful smile

"Oh! You are the one who is about to marry a wife. Why is your temper still so impatient! You can't hold it down at all! What can you do like this! Since Uncle Liu asked us to wait, there must be a reason for him, we Just waiting here, why are you urging me here? Why did I forget so quickly what I said to Uncle Liu just now! Come and smoke a cigarette to warm up first!"

Cao Wei rolled his eyes after receiving the smoke, nodded in extreme irritability, sighed and said

"Hey! Okay! Brother-in-law! Talking too much is not tears, it's all ice! Don't say anything! Let's smoke to keep warm!"

Zhang Yongfa looked at Cao Wei whose nose was red from the cold, the more he looked at it, the more he felt it was funny, thinking that your kid usually talks with his nose turned upside down, maybe he would never have dreamed that he would have today!In order to tease this kid again, and let out the bad breath that was stuck in his throat, he rolled his eyes, took out the lump of toilet paper that he had just eaten after eating the steamed mutton, grabbed two small pieces and kneaded them into two pieces. A small ball, handed to Cao Wei.

Cao Wei took two balls of toilet paper that looked like Wangzai steamed buns, looked at them for a long time and said in a very depressed way.
"Brother-in-law! You are the father of two children, why are you still playing with paper balls here! If you don't have toilet paper, I still have some in my pocket, and I will let you play slowly alone! I won't accompany you You played!"

Zhang Yongfa took a deep puff of his cigarette after being told one sentence, thinking that it’s no wonder you didn’t let out a fart after holding back for a long time, you were here waiting for me, but you really underestimated me, the little paper ball is still with you hand, then I still have a chance to come back. Thinking of this, he pushed the little paper ball back again, pretending to be angry and saying
"Oh! Look at you doll, you think that everyone is as ignorant as you, except for the prodigal, who spends money indiscriminately! Brother-in-law, I go to the toilet every day, and I use loess lumps, how could I be willing to play with toilet paper! I am afraid When you are going on a blind date, if you get excited and throw your nose in the face of a girl, plug your nose first! The failure of the blind date is a small matter, but if you are beaten again by others, it will be a big matter! So you don’t say anything now Now, use these two rolls of toilet paper to plug your nostrils!"

Cao Wei was so angry when he heard that Zhang Yongfa asked him to stuff his nostrils with these two rubbed black toilet papers, he wanted to throw the two rolls of toilet papers at his face, but he thought that his brother-in-law was also joking with him, If that's the case, the joke will be turned into a joke. Thinking of this, Zhang Yongfa said that he used loess lumps to wipe himself when he went to the toilet, and his eyes lit up immediately. He happily put two small toilet paper balls in his palm, and became a bit earnest explain
"Oh! Brother-in-law! No wonder you've been living so much these past few years. It turns out that you're so frugal that you don't even want to buy toilet paper! I thought it was fortunate that I didn't tell him that he didn't clean the toilet after going to the bathroom, otherwise what would have happened just now?" A bowl of mutton steamed buns may be unreserved, and it’s all on him! It’s the cold winter, and if there is ice in the loess lump, it will be a big trouble! These two small paper balls , I’d better save it for you to go to the toilet! How can I buy you another toilet paper when I go back from the blind date today, look at the pitiful people!”

Zhang Yongfa circled around in anger, thinking that this kid hasn't earned much money in the past two years, but he has learned a lot of fallacies and heresies. Angrily, he threw two small toilet paper balls on the ground, pretending to be calm and smiling. to say

"Don't pull it down! Our family's toilet paper, don't bother your old man! But when you go on a blind date, remember that you would rather swallow your snot than let it fly out! If it flies on the girl's face, there will be consequences. It's unimaginable! If something goes wrong, don't blame me for not reminding you!"

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that you are really not kind at all, you were just careless just now, but you used this matter to bully me, it’s not good enough, then your eyeballs rolled, you are so bad said laughingly

"Oh! Brother-in-law! I have never eaten snot, and I am looking forward to the legendary, sweet and sour jelly flavor! Why don't you show me how to eat it!"

When Zhang Yongfa was told one sentence, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach instantly. He pinched the boy's neck and said through gnashing of teeth in hatred.
"May I ask if you are disgusting, kid! What do you want me to teach you?"

Then the two of them wrestled together happily, and suddenly Liu Qi happily walked over and said
"How old are the two of you this year? You actually started wrestling in such a cold weather. If you're fine, let's hurry up! I'm still busy with that today!"

Cao Wei blushed to the ears when he heard this, immediately let go of Zhang Yongfa's hand, lowered his head and said nothing, because he knew better than ever that he was a doormat now, no matter who wanted to take his anger out on him, Then it's okay to kick two feet, and it must be all his fault. In order to avoid being scolded and angry, he chooses silence to be golden.

When Zhang Yongfa heard Liu Qi say that he was finally ready to set off, his first reaction was that he was completely relieved, so he quickly took out the cigarette and lit it, and said with a cheerful smile

"Uncle Liu! Thank you so much today! As long as you are here, this matter will be settled!"

Liu Qi was blown wildly by Zhang Yongfa, and his beard was raised when he laughed, but when he took a puff of cigarettes, he found that Cao Wei was still standing beside him like a wooden man, motionless, and he was out of breath for a moment , said very annoyed

"What's the matter with you today, boy? Did you deliberately make me flatulent! Stand here motionless, as if your feet are rooted, if you don't want to go on a blind date, just tell me directly, I don't want to make me angry because of you as a daughter-in-law Go back and take medicine and suffer!"

Cao Wei was speechless for a moment, thinking that you are not Zhou Yu, so you might be so angry to death, but now he is a matchmaker, he can't offend anyone, and the whole family can't offend anyone, so he slowly raised his head and smiled extremely aggrieved to say

"Uncle, didn't you just say to leave? I'm waiting for you to take me there. I don't know where the girl is!"

(End of this chapter)