Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 397 Draw a beautiful woman as a bride

Cao Wei was speechless for a moment, and wanted to say something directly, our ancestors have lived and thrived in cave dwellings for generations, if it weren’t for cave dwellings, where would there be your father and mother, and how could there be such an outlier like you, the big tile house is here with us. It has been popular for a few years, and it has nothing to do with whether I live in a cave or not. Is it possible that a person who lives in a cave is not worthy of a blind date at all, or not worthy of living? It's over, and he still has a lot of questions. He wanted to prove it through this heterogeneity, to see if it was as it was in the legend, so he pursed his lips and said helplessly.
"Hey! I've heard of seasickness! Motionsickness! Airsickness! This is the first time I've heard of cave dwellings! This is the first time I've heard of your habit? Why have you lived in a big tile-roofed house since you were born! What about your family? But big family! And I’m a little strange, why didn’t I move out of the cave and kill a few big tile-roofed houses quickly, my blind date is pure nonsense, why I can’t figure it out! I’m still surprised Strange! Cave dwellings are warm in winter and cool in summer, so you don’t need to burn stoves or blow fans, which not only saves coal, but also saves electricity! Why can’t you fall asleep!”

Before Cao Wei finished speaking, Wu Xiaolan didn't expect to interrupt him directly, and said impatiently
"Okay! If you don't have money, you have no money. Please don't quibble here! I really convinced you! I can't figure out such a simple question. A person who can't even afford a few cents of coal and electricity, we What are you doing marrying? Besides, from the cave dwelling in the pit yard, living in a big tiled house is not just a place to sleep, but tens of thousands of yuan. To be exact, marrying a person who lives in a big tiled house Marrying a person who lives in a cave can invisibly save seven or eight years of struggle! We enjoy the blessings of marrying, not the suffering of marrying! You should be clear about this! Who has white flour buns to eat, and is willing to eat black buns? Mian Momo! Do you think what I said is right!"

Cao Wei gritted his teeth when he heard that he got up early here, thinking of his brother Monkey, saying that he was waiting for me here for a long time. car?Wolf said no.The dog asked again; do you have three meals a day and fruit?Wolf said no.Then do you have someone coaxing you to play and take you shopping?Wolf said no.The dog said contemptuously; you are so incompetent, why do you have nothing!The wolf laughed; I have a personality that doesn’t eat shit, I have goals I chase after; I have freedom that you don’t have; I am a lonely wolf, and you are just a dog that thinks it’s happy. He wanted to write this sentence Words, verbatim, to this delicious and lazy woman in front of me, who wants to live a happy life with just one face, and then send her a sentence, marriage is a matter between two people, and a happy life is the result of two people's joint efforts. I didn't come up with it sitting here, but if this is the case, I will kill the chatter. I am a man, so I pursed my lips and said helplessly.
"As the saying goes, people go to high places, and water flows to low places. There is nothing wrong with what you said. My family lives in a pit yard now. Even if I can draw, it can only stay on paper. , I am not a magic pen Ma Liang, it is impossible to change whatever I draw! You said just now that you don’t get married without a big tile house. I think you are also very busy, so I wish you find Mr. Ruyi as soon as possible. I won't bother you anymore!"

Hearing this, Wu Xiaolan took a look here, thinking that if you were the magic pen Ma Liang, you would still need to go on blind dates, compare the portraits of the four beauties, and draw a daughter-in-law, wouldn't all the problems be solved, what you need most now I'm afraid it's the daughter-in-law!I wanted to send this guy out directly, and continue to watch TV and eat melon seeds, but he just came over, and the blind date ended so soon, the big guy’s face is not good-looking, so he rolled his eyes and said with a faint smile
"Oh! We are all young people. Why did you tell the truth to me? You are too narrow-minded! The magic pen Ma Liang is just a beautiful myth and legend, but we are living in reality. Ordinary people living in China! I am not the kind of person who messes around. As long as your family has a base certificate, and as long as you have copper in your pocket, you can get married this year and build a house next year. You think what I said Does it make sense?"

Cao Wei glanced at Wu Xiaolan in amazement when he heard this, thinking that your role change was too fast, which made me a little unable to keep up with the rhythm, but he didn't mean to end the blind date, so he couldn't just end it like this, anyway. Now that you’re here, let’s chat for a while and learn more about the current dating ecology in my hometown, so I quickly said with a smile

"Look at what you said. I'm a bachelor now. I can't even coax you. How can I fight you! Isn't this an international joke? Our ordinary rural family may not be as rich as you think, but we My family has not built a house yet, and my dad has applied for the base certificate early! There is no problem with this! As long as you want to build a house, you can build it anytime!"

Wu Xiaolan looked at Cao Wei again, thinking that it's no wonder that the sky is full of bullshit, it turns out that you are blowing here, so she rolled her eyes and said with a smile
"It's really hidden! Then can I take the liberty to ask, how much money do you have now? After paying the [-] dowry, how many rooms can you build after the wedding?"

(End of this chapter)