Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 398
Chapter 398
When Cao Wei heard the 5 dowry gift, his eyeballs almost flew out of shock, thinking that you really dare to say anything, if you just said that you dare not live in a cave dwelling, it was hypocritical, so now it is you I don’t know ignorance, how many catties I have, don’t I think I don’t know, people’s normal bride price is more than 6 yuan, and the maximum is 6000 yuan, you might as well just give [-] yuan, I really think you are a golden mouth, just touch your mouth Literal, [-] yuan will be gone, you really dare to say anything, so you are a little timid and whisper
"Why is your betrothal gift 5! Didn't I hear that the betrothal gifts here are basically more than [-]? The maximum is no more than [-]? Why are you so much higher all of a sudden! Could it be just a little bit more?" less!"
As soon as the words fell, Wu Xiaolan was anxious, and said in an extremely irritable manner
"Look at what you're asking, you're really not good at all. The four or five dowry gifts you mentioned were last year's market price. This year's starting price is [-], and there are still others asking for [-]. I didn't ask you for [-]." , that's all for your face, haven't you heard the truth that expensive is expensive? Anyway, you don't pay the bride price, your parents pay it, and your parents pay it back. You can just be your groom's official. Now, what are you doing with so much leisure time? Do you think you are too old? I really don’t know what is going on in your mind, but you can ask such a question? It really opened my eyes!"
When Cao Wei heard that the starting price of the bride price was 6 yuan, his heart turned cold in an instant, because he had just gone out to work for two years, and he basically spent his money wherever he earned it, and had no savings. One yuan is not even enough for the bride price, let alone the big tile house and the three golds are smoking, but even if the marriage fails and the blind date fails, he still has to give this unrestrained and ignorant Great guy, take a good lesson, that is, it is not easy for my parents to raise me. It is my business to marry a wife and have children. I live more easily, and if my parents pay all the marriage bills, then this young couple will have less hair than a pig. To be precise, it is worse than a pig and a dog, because he is not worthy of being a human being at all!
Before Cao Wei had time to give this guy a good life education lesson, Wu Xiaolan didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to say with a faint smile
"Okay! I don't think you are the head of the family. How could you know how much money your family has? Then you don't know. How many big tile-roofed houses can be built in your family after you get married! Let's talk about the two of us. Whether the marriage will be successful or not is not up to you and me to decide, isn't it to make things difficult for you? If this is the case, then let me ask you a question that you know, do you have any old garbage in your house?"
When Cao Wei was asked one sentence, some monks who were two feet tall couldn’t figure it out at first, thinking that as long as people are alive, they will produce garbage, but this is the first time he has heard of old garbage, so he scratched his head and said embarrassingly
"I'm sorry! Your terminology is too professional. What is old garbage? We have garbage in our house, but I really don't know if there is old garbage. Can the garbage be divided into old and new?"
When Wu Xiaolan heard that Cao Wei came to go on a blind date, she didn't even know about the old trash. It seemed that it was really the first time to go on a blind date. Otherwise, he said everything that should be said and what should not be said. It was almost laughable, so He pursed his lips, and said with some awkward gestures
"Brother, isn't it really your first time to go on a blind date? Why don't you even know the code names of your grandparents in the blind date circle! Are you making an international joke?"
Only when Cao Wei arrived here did he realize that this guy who eats people and doesn't speak human words called his grandparents old trash. If it wasn't for the first time they met, he would have almost slapped him, pointed at his nose and scolded him beautifully. After a while, tell her that if it wasn't for your family's old trash, there would be no trash like you without your father, but after thinking about it again, people don't live in caves, and the minimum gift is [-], and I can't even reach theirs. Request, this blind date has been declared a failure since I walked up to the car door, since it has failed, then it's all about making this guy happy, and see what shocking golden sentences she can say, It's all about accumulating some experience for future blind dates.
Cao Wei was thinking about how the original kind and simple folk customs in his hometown turned into what he is now, which is simply unbelievable, but Wu Xiaolan was extremely surprised and said
"Brother, you must not be an orphan! Why don't you even know if you have grandparents at home! If so, then our chat can be over! Because I can't live with you alone, it's too lonely, I like how crowded it is!"
When Cao Wei heard the word "loneliness" here, he glanced at it in extreme surprise. He thought to himself, you guy, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? You sometimes say that the elderly are rubbish, and sometimes you say that you are afraid of loneliness. Contradictory, so he rolled his eyes, pretending to be helpless and saying
"Look at what you said, how can I become an orphan, my parents are still alive, and I have three older sisters! Besides, even if I am an orphan, no one can deprive me of the right to marry a wife and have children! I was just thinking about a The problem is not as the old saying goes, an old family is like a treasure, so how can you become an old garbage here? My head hurts from thinking about it, but I still haven’t figured it out clearly. Please explain to me how to do it!”
When Wu Xiaolan heard this, she gave her a hard look, thinking that you could actually ask such a pediatric question, so she said irritably.
"Oh! Now you can just tell me if your family has one, why ask so much nonsense! And don't show me your words here! That's right! There is indeed a family with an old man, such as a treasure. Say it, but you only know the first half of the sentence, but you don’t know that there is an old man in the family, and if there is a thief, the second half of the sentence! Let’s open the skylight and say the truth. If you have grandparents, no matter what happens now, there are seven 80 They are old now! They can’t do anything all day long, but they have to eat! We have to feed! Besides, people will grow old one day. Will they still need us to buy coffins and hold funerals when they get old? May I ask if these things don’t need money, and they don’t have retirement wages, aren’t these the burdens of our marriage? Don’t we care about everything at that time, and let your parents handle it, it’s a bit inappropriate! Since we are not afraid Get scolded, but the money your parents spend is not our money, do you think there is something wrong with my words?"
(End of this chapter)
When Cao Wei heard the 5 dowry gift, his eyeballs almost flew out of shock, thinking that you really dare to say anything, if you just said that you dare not live in a cave dwelling, it was hypocritical, so now it is you I don’t know ignorance, how many catties I have, don’t I think I don’t know, people’s normal bride price is more than 6 yuan, and the maximum is 6000 yuan, you might as well just give [-] yuan, I really think you are a golden mouth, just touch your mouth Literal, [-] yuan will be gone, you really dare to say anything, so you are a little timid and whisper
"Why is your betrothal gift 5! Didn't I hear that the betrothal gifts here are basically more than [-]? The maximum is no more than [-]? Why are you so much higher all of a sudden! Could it be just a little bit more?" less!"
As soon as the words fell, Wu Xiaolan was anxious, and said in an extremely irritable manner
"Look at what you're asking, you're really not good at all. The four or five dowry gifts you mentioned were last year's market price. This year's starting price is [-], and there are still others asking for [-]. I didn't ask you for [-]." , that's all for your face, haven't you heard the truth that expensive is expensive? Anyway, you don't pay the bride price, your parents pay it, and your parents pay it back. You can just be your groom's official. Now, what are you doing with so much leisure time? Do you think you are too old? I really don’t know what is going on in your mind, but you can ask such a question? It really opened my eyes!"
When Cao Wei heard that the starting price of the bride price was 6 yuan, his heart turned cold in an instant, because he had just gone out to work for two years, and he basically spent his money wherever he earned it, and had no savings. One yuan is not even enough for the bride price, let alone the big tile house and the three golds are smoking, but even if the marriage fails and the blind date fails, he still has to give this unrestrained and ignorant Great guy, take a good lesson, that is, it is not easy for my parents to raise me. It is my business to marry a wife and have children. I live more easily, and if my parents pay all the marriage bills, then this young couple will have less hair than a pig. To be precise, it is worse than a pig and a dog, because he is not worthy of being a human being at all!
Before Cao Wei had time to give this guy a good life education lesson, Wu Xiaolan didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to say with a faint smile
"Okay! I don't think you are the head of the family. How could you know how much money your family has? Then you don't know. How many big tile-roofed houses can be built in your family after you get married! Let's talk about the two of us. Whether the marriage will be successful or not is not up to you and me to decide, isn't it to make things difficult for you? If this is the case, then let me ask you a question that you know, do you have any old garbage in your house?"
When Cao Wei was asked one sentence, some monks who were two feet tall couldn’t figure it out at first, thinking that as long as people are alive, they will produce garbage, but this is the first time he has heard of old garbage, so he scratched his head and said embarrassingly
"I'm sorry! Your terminology is too professional. What is old garbage? We have garbage in our house, but I really don't know if there is old garbage. Can the garbage be divided into old and new?"
When Wu Xiaolan heard that Cao Wei came to go on a blind date, she didn't even know about the old trash. It seemed that it was really the first time to go on a blind date. Otherwise, he said everything that should be said and what should not be said. It was almost laughable, so He pursed his lips, and said with some awkward gestures
"Brother, isn't it really your first time to go on a blind date? Why don't you even know the code names of your grandparents in the blind date circle! Are you making an international joke?"
Only when Cao Wei arrived here did he realize that this guy who eats people and doesn't speak human words called his grandparents old trash. If it wasn't for the first time they met, he would have almost slapped him, pointed at his nose and scolded him beautifully. After a while, tell her that if it wasn't for your family's old trash, there would be no trash like you without your father, but after thinking about it again, people don't live in caves, and the minimum gift is [-], and I can't even reach theirs. Request, this blind date has been declared a failure since I walked up to the car door, since it has failed, then it's all about making this guy happy, and see what shocking golden sentences she can say, It's all about accumulating some experience for future blind dates.
Cao Wei was thinking about how the original kind and simple folk customs in his hometown turned into what he is now, which is simply unbelievable, but Wu Xiaolan was extremely surprised and said
"Brother, you must not be an orphan! Why don't you even know if you have grandparents at home! If so, then our chat can be over! Because I can't live with you alone, it's too lonely, I like how crowded it is!"
When Cao Wei heard the word "loneliness" here, he glanced at it in extreme surprise. He thought to himself, you guy, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? You sometimes say that the elderly are rubbish, and sometimes you say that you are afraid of loneliness. Contradictory, so he rolled his eyes, pretending to be helpless and saying
"Look at what you said, how can I become an orphan, my parents are still alive, and I have three older sisters! Besides, even if I am an orphan, no one can deprive me of the right to marry a wife and have children! I was just thinking about a The problem is not as the old saying goes, an old family is like a treasure, so how can you become an old garbage here? My head hurts from thinking about it, but I still haven’t figured it out clearly. Please explain to me how to do it!”
When Wu Xiaolan heard this, she gave her a hard look, thinking that you could actually ask such a pediatric question, so she said irritably.
"Oh! Now you can just tell me if your family has one, why ask so much nonsense! And don't show me your words here! That's right! There is indeed a family with an old man, such as a treasure. Say it, but you only know the first half of the sentence, but you don’t know that there is an old man in the family, and if there is a thief, the second half of the sentence! Let’s open the skylight and say the truth. If you have grandparents, no matter what happens now, there are seven 80 They are old now! They can’t do anything all day long, but they have to eat! We have to feed! Besides, people will grow old one day. Will they still need us to buy coffins and hold funerals when they get old? May I ask if these things don’t need money, and they don’t have retirement wages, aren’t these the burdens of our marriage? Don’t we care about everything at that time, and let your parents handle it, it’s a bit inappropriate! Since we are not afraid Get scolded, but the money your parents spend is not our money, do you think there is something wrong with my words?"
(End of this chapter)
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